Matthew Johnson
@McJohnson922
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He/him - Panromantic asexual - Cisgender - Autistic - Sports gamer - wannabe writer - Attacking my bio means you forfeit the argument to me.
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My Only Half-Joking Argument For Why Ken Griffey Jr. Should Be In
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@noslopdx
There's a mall near my house that's across the street from a high school, & last September they banned all students from that high school from entering at any time
(shockingly this move killed the mall's food court, which closed last month)
but sure Rex, "technology bad!" or w/e
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@isthischill
@DrAshishPradhan
@RightWingCope
@squeepmaster
You have no idea how little that narrows it down, lmao.
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@Auirex_
@KyleKallgren
the long version: an artist connected to the anti-art "Dadaist" movement submitted a urinal to an art exhibition a century ago and it still riles up sad reactionaries who pretend to care about "real art" to this day.
the short version:
@Brian_Coulombe1
@KyleKallgren
You show it to someone, and tell them it's art. If they go off on an hour long rant about how it's degenerate, and not art at all, then you know they're a fascist.
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@nytimes
They teach us that he's a deeply insecure scam-artist that shouldn't be taken seriously by anyone.
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@keffals
Somehow I'm reminded of the That 70's Show episode where Red takes in a couple of gay men but later kicks them out, not for being gay, but for being Minnesota Vikings fans
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@Haudricourt
that sucks, the DH is boring and lazy - let pitchers try and hit and let managers strategise around it!
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@MrHappy230
@TheNCSmaster
@Kotaku
I'm biased against abusive workplaces, personally. I think everyone should be. Don't you?
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@ZaqueoDeLeon
@ChayaRaichik10
@GretaThunberg
She reads a lot of things wrong, it's how she's become such a terrible person.
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@ConSelfOwns
Their parents know, they don't care; as far as they're concerned indoctrination is just fine and dandy when *they're* the ones doing the indoctrinating.
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So why should
#TrudeauMustResign
this time? What minor thing are the Cons pissy about now, because looking through the hashtag I can't even tell lol
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@AraquelBloss
@theserfstv
Which is it, Araquel? Have you organized with Antifa in the past, or are Antifa just a bunch of terrorists?
@McJohnson922
@seaweed_high
@transscribe
See pictures above. I’ve organized w Antifa in the past, your lies won’t work here.
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@PoorlyAgedStuff
Y'know I have a friend who's still like "it's happening but I don't think we're the ones causing it", and at this point I no longer care if we're causing it or not* - it's happening regardless, it's threatening our way of life, so we need to do something about it, pronto.
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@NHLSeattle_
The name blows. There, I said it. It's a dumb name that doesn't even fit the region from a shitty decade-old movie that nobody remembers except the "rElEaSe ThE KrAkEn" meme.
Within 3 years the jokes will be old and y'all will want something new again. Calling it now.
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@ReidForgrave
Coincidence that this is happening a week after that Bugs Life quote was going around?
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@pickyourownnose
@Kotaku
Really? 'Cause I had a union job for a year, and I don't ever recall the company trying to dictate my political stances. I do recall that being the job I had with the best pay & benefits, though!
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@Cloudflare
You know what would really help protect people from evolving modern-day threats? You no longer protecting Kiwifarms.
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@MrPotatoNavy
@LordAslanThe2nd
As opposed to what, the Pay For Twitter To Support A Billionaire Manchild Cult?
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@confirmedterfs
@ScottThompson_
Honestly I'd believe you cared more about pedophilia if you didn't follow this guy. 💀
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@chrisdelia
@spengis
@Aniruddhas45
Comedy? As in that was supposed to be a joke? Yeah, I doubt it; but if that's actually your idea of what comedy is then don't quit your day job dude lol
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@PtsdBarnum
It's because they don't actually care about the hypocrisy or the disconnect. In their eyes people who look and believe like they do (ie straight cis white conservative men) can do whatever they want, and everyone else just has to live with it.
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@David_J_Levy
@conserFLative
@TomHourigan
Yeah, how dare he want to share his accomplishment with his parents as it was happening; very selfish of him 🙄
Joyless prat
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@LeonHurley
From what I've heard they also actively removed content from the game to sell it as DLC; because when one has committed to being a scumbag, the tendency is to push it as far as possible, apparently
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@RealThndrMonkey
@Video_Two
@Dark_Tesla
@mrbrianfirenzi
if you're talking about protesters being exposed to lawlessness: I agree
if you're talking about police being exposed to lawlessness: get fucked, jackboot
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@Jordanshannon88
@zeyguy
Yeah, just ignore the problem and let it fester, great advice there man, it's clearly worked so well too 🙄
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@auto_walts
@cstegman
@oneunderscore__
Gee I dunno, blue check boy, perhaps the long-debunked claims that vaccines & transgender people are somehow bad?
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@jimalbarano
@oneunderscore__
@PaulStanleyLive
Boy, you just fall for any old internet hoax that confirms your prejudices, don't you?
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@VICENews
Wow, it's almost like the police only exist to protect capital, property and the wealthy or something 😮
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@ArielleScarcell
@DC_Draino
@the_typical_lib
Conservatives hate identity politics until they can benefit from them
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@seccomode1
@luulubuu
@MetiNTBG
Alternatively the same person cleared out at least two different supermarkets of their rotisserie chickens
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@MajesticDelive1
@gomanga
This feels more like "I need to fulfill my fantasy that straight people are the real victims"
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@RadicalGoats
@shaun_jen
I'm not so sure - when Spencer first got hit there was the same exact pearl-clutching in the same quantity, but in hindsight that was the first thing that exposed him as an utter joke in the wider culture; I'd almost predict the same thing to happen again this time, TBH
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Hi,
@neiltyson
. I saw recently that you appeared on a show hosted by Ben Shapiro; now I assume you researched him *before* you agreed to appear on his show, because who wouldn't? But just in case you didn't, there's a pretty good run-down of the man here:
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@Antikaratel
@GravelInstitute
Wow, today I learned that bots can project just as well as real right-wing losers!
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@Hbomberguy
A young boy and his brother form a mining union and seize the means of production
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@shaun_vids
Dirty Harry: "above-the-law Cowboy Cop talks a big game but just winds up making everything worse, and when he realizes this, he quits"
sequels: "Nevermind, his way was right all along"
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@housewhore_
@gabbygoos
@Astral_photo
@ethannames
@nyksdryps
then what are you even complaining about?
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@biggestjoel
So Netanyahu actively and openly supported terrorists killing his own people just to keep the nation divided enough that he could stay in power? That is indeed horrible.
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@Hidd3nTimobo
@FizzAgain
Stop censoring yourself, coward - if you wanna say the slur so bad then just do it & live with the consequences of it.
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@RealThndrMonkey
@Video_Two
@Dark_Tesla
@mrbrianfirenzi
I apologise for the language, your statement was a bit ambiguous, but thank you for the clarification. 💗
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@TheoVtuber
@jasoncitron
@b1naryth1ef
@packyM
@mariogabriele
@discord
Well that checks out; "big corporation pushes thing that NOBODY actually wants or likes because it makes them a little bit more money" might as well sum up capitalism in the 10s and beyond 🙃
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@gwensnyderPHL
"Unhinged 120-tweet tantrum", says the guy making a 37-minute video about how mean a woman was to his beloved podcasters
🤔
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@genX_75
@ggwynicide
@tmorello
So you can't? It's just a boogeyman you let yourself get irrationally mad about while your life goes to shit?
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@IndieWire
I dunno about anyone else, and 10 years ago I'd kick myself for saying it, but I for one am so tired of Batman.
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@CryptoBigot
@TheoVtuber
@jasoncitron
@b1naryth1ef
@packyM
@mariogabriele
@discord
News flash: you aren't pioneers in a new wave of technological finance, you're just marks falling for *the* dumbest, most obvious scam of the last 30 years
BTW got your NFT
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@nytimes
as a Canadian I've spent most of the last 3 1/2 years, and 2020 especially, equal-parts laughing and despairing at how thoroughly *fucked* America has become. Good lord.
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@candimilo
@People4Bernie
@Pervaizistan
@CNN
@MayorByronBrown
@NYGovCuomo
@NewYorkStateAG
If that's your response to a genuine attempt at seeking justice, then I think the pic's description better describes *you* than it does them.
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@JudahWorldChamp
Reminds me of a stand-up bit Daniel Tosh did 20 years ago, where he pitched a game show where rich people had to play with their own money, could only lose money, and which ends when one goes totally broke, called "Ha-Ha, Now You're Poor!"
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@BenDiPiero
@JuniorAndChill
@ArtsArukana
@DistortionDevil
@Twitch
So fuck the
@RIAA
and their comically-outdated views on piracy, then; and we should push for reforming or repealing the DMCA to be more consumer-friendly as well.
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@RollingStone
I can't speak for the dead but in this specific case I *know* Kurt Cobain would've absolutely hated the NFT scam
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@sportslogosnet
they say "play for the name on the front, not the name on the back", well, when Jerry West was an all-star he could do both at the same time
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