Michael G. McCartin
@McCartinReport
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NY and CA Bar Member & Owner of Law Firm. I'm a former Navy JAG; U.S. DOJ Trial and Appellate Attorney; Special Counsel to the N.Y.S. Attorney General. #MAGA
New York and California
Joined September 2024
Thank you @realTanyaTay! It was truly GLORIOUS‼️ Go 🇵🇱 Poland! Go St John Paul II … Go MAGA!!! And, of course, Go @JackPosobiec!!. Thanks for the invite, my coolest friends!!!.
When an arctic storm disrupted the plans of so many who traveled from all the corners of the country, my husband couldn’t just stand by. He took to X, calling for help to organize a backup celebration. Our dear friends at TV Republica (Telewizja Republika) in Poland stepped up in.
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I had an amazing time at the Coronation Ball! Thank you Jack and Tanya Tay! Go Trump and go MAGA!
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Thank you, @elonmush's Grok 2 for your comment! .😂🤣😂. "Michael G. McCartin, a self-proclaimed MAGA supporter, humorously engages with his audience through laughter and light-hearted mockery, while also showing appreciation for his followers' interactions. McCartinReport has
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.@ElijahSchaffer . a lip reader told me that it went like this . @FLOTUS: ""Sum of All Fears" . the freakin' place, Barron! On my count of three!". @realDonaldTrump . the @FBI going through the First Lady's underwear drawers has definitely come back to bite the assh*les.
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I don’t deserve this kind of kindness! But thank you nonetheless!
Can we all kindly give @McCartinReport a push 🙏, he's a veteran and a great patriot. Spacial appreciation to all who will connect and engage him. Just comment 👇.
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“Go fuck your self!” ~ Barron Trump to @JoeBiden, 1/20/25 ….
Barron wiped that smile from Biden’s face. What do you think he said?.
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No! I will NEVER give you a mere GM! From now on I order to ONLY say “GORGEOUS MORNING” to us, your fellow humans!. Look at you: anything less would be an insult to Jesus Christ who spent extra time on your looks so that everyone who lays eyes on you has their hearts jump for.
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@Sassafrass_84 Sass, I did raise my hand, actually. Would it be appropriate to offer my FREE legal advice to you and the others in the group?! My law office email is mccartinlaw@gmail.com . I'd gladly help you for FREE with answering any legal questions that you might have. I have.
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I arrived in DC just a few hours ago for The MAGA Coronation Party with Steve Bannon tonight at The Watergate. As I pulled into the City, out pull 3 DC cops on motorcycles with their lights flashing and sirens blaring. Naturally, I took the opportunity to slide in behind them
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Martha Fain (@ParisBarns) was such a joy to talk with at Mar-a-Lago, as usual! And very beautiful, indeed!
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Happy to participate in your host group last night,@Sassafrass_84, and to offer a helping lawyer’s hand to your cool MAGA followers! For FREE!!!. If you ever hear me trying to scam anyone out of legal fees, just get your hunter Hubby to shoot my freaking head! . I’d just love to
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.@Mrs_Villanueva DELETED her post last night which stated that she was “excited” to have me in @Sassafrass_84’s and her Space!. This proves that they are LAIRS and COWARDS and COVERUP ARTISTS — thus, not good people!. See posts below, @elonmusk!. Good riddance, Sass crew!.
Exhibit B!!!!.
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Yes, this guy definitely told @JoeBiden to: "Go fuck your self!". Way to raise a great son @FLOTUS and @realDonaldTrump! Mostly, Melania, though!.
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.@PressSec .50 cal @karolineleavitt and @MargoMartin47, I noticed today that @pdoocy was given first dibs on the story about the military who refused COVID vaccine being WINNERS in the end‼️. How freaking awesome that you didn’t give the lying bitch @maggieNYT the story instead
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.@JackPosobiec and @realTanyaTay ….
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@Lavagrlx No, thank you, my Lady! You and I will be having wild sex at a 5-Star tonight, instead! What do you think?!
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@amandajuliiiia, here you go, my dear!.
No! I will NEVER give you a mere GM! From now on I order to ONLY say “GORGEOUS MORNING” to us, your fellow humans!. Look at you: anything less would be an insult to Jesus Christ who spent extra time on your looks so that everyone who lays eyes on you has their hearts jump for.
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Bringing the Texas strategy into world politics—and right into the freakin’ grill of Cardinal Fernandez’s VATICAN!!! . Love it, @StephenM and @realDonaldTrump! I’ve got 33 years as a NY and CA Lawyer!. Including as a Former US Navy JAG — and not as a JAG-off!. And I go to Mass
I’m not joking when I say this: President Trump should charter endless flights of illegals to the Vatican until the Pope rejects the flights or begs for it to stop — thereby proving he’s a hypocrite who needs to stay out of our affairs. Agreed?.
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@emeraldTEC @lys_astrid I have been chatting with her and she is very down to earth!. Very nice lady and very sweet and very cool! 😎 A great friend, Em!. And if the two of you were ever out to dinner together, the eyes in the sockets of the guys in the place would be bouncing back and forth between the
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Will the USA have to sweep @realDonaldTrump’s brain matter into the trash bin of history, too?!. WHY THE FUCK DO WE HAVE 17 FUCKING INTEL AGENCIES, ANYWAY, @TulsiGabbard?! . Will that change @elonmusk and @VivekGRamaswamy?! You are eerily silent about The Deepstate!. @SenSchumer.
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Is this rude of me?! . (I’m taking a poll of ONLY women!). 🙂
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The Chinese for sure!
Holy!.
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Holy Morning Mass at the National Shrine of The Divine Mercy in Stockbridge, Massachusetts, 1/25/25 …
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Sounds like you want to tell a true story that Zuckerberg is a chameleon sucking up to Trump now but stabbing him in the back in the past! The First Amendment protects you in doing just that!. Question answered?.
@McCartinReport @Sassafrass_84 Quick question:.Do you believe that there is any recourse for what I have described here. Tell Zuck’s story about how Zuckerberg has changed because of his recent promises to allow the same freedom of speech to Facebook users as Elon allows his users on X to someone who hasn’t.
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Until my hand falls off!.
Thanks for $350 support @McCartinReport . You're really such a great friend 💞. Kindly connect and give him a boost and I'm sure he'll reciprocate 🙏
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@JackPosobiec .@DC_Draino .@bennyjohnson .@Kash_Patel .@PamBondi . Will MAGA unravel J13, or will MAGA allow @realDonaldTrump to ultimately be assassinated? . The First Lady wants to know!.
This was to hide the fact that the real shooter on J13 was Maxwell David Yearick, not Crooks. Yearick was a known criminal, anti-MAGA, one who fought in Ukraine, thus = a CIA asset!. Crooks could NOT be the shooter because, immediately before the shooting occurred, Crooks was
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@Wills2024 @emeraldTEC @1Moakes @Ray_Gyamfi @natumanyajoshua @magafinest @declas_racso @BipulTweets @BADCH1CK3N @Jnichol39603739 @CommonSenseEar @Es3_woara @Dogman1013 @AbramoMic33234 @HillbilyHeroe Done , you son of gun, share !!!.
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.@RealMrsUSMC1110 this is what explains the basis of my views on Gematia and my views of the number 1110! It is an amazing number!. Cc: @Sassafrass_84 and @RobertT24175298, too!. P we were meant to talk. Please call me whenever you want or need!. God bless you!.
Opening Video via @YouTube.
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.@emeraldTEC, please put . @Mira_1280 . on your next list. Pretty — yes, very pretty, indeed — please!!!. And please add this young lady, too!. @Abeerk1280 . She seem to be following @Mira_1280 along the blessed road to Heaven!!!. LFG!!!
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.@emeraldTEC, “TIP THE LADY” are the only words that come to mind when I think of you and my climbing X analytics numbers!. NO TAX ON TIPS, Lady … soon to be coming to a MAGA USA near you — like under your very blessed feet!. USA, USA, USA … 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 ‼️
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I want you to be victim to my luv as an Officer and a Gentleman, my luv. We have a mutual friend, Em!. This is you secret admirer, me, back in the gentlemanly day!
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Oh Yes!!!.
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And just like the Border is secure and our Sovereignty is not being violated! . PROMISES MADE!. PROMISES KEPT! ✅. Thank you, @realDonaldTrump!!.
BREAKING: The United States Marines have arrived at the Southern Border to help stop the illegal immigrant invasion. 1,500 troops, including 500 Marines from Camp Pendleton, were deployed to the US border by the Trump administration. According to officials, this is likely just
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.@Pontifex, I just back from Holy Saturday Mass!. I’ve got one thing to say to you about you criticizing @realDonaldTrump’s immigration policy: Stick your unwanted opinions up Cardinal Fernandez’s unholy ass!.
BREAKING: Tom Homan just CALLED OUT the Pope for criticizing his mass deportation operations!. "Lemme give a message to the Pope guy. I'm a lifelong Catholic. I was born Catholic. I, I've been through Catholic doctrine.". "Look, he oughta concentrate on fixing the Catholic
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@Mira_1280 Can you explain to your newest $115 per month Super Follower!. (Who asks for that type of coin?!)
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How did you catch my car in such a good light?! Your eye for lighting is fabulously fabulous!. MAGA!.
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I don’t think that your dress is going to be putting the Crypto gents in a selling mood! If you catch my drift?!.
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@nataliegwinters MAGA GORGEOUS, which should be your nickname, keep kicking ass!. PS: Steve Bannon should have made the effort on 1/19/25 to hang out after the VIP get together that you emcced! There was tons of people, like me, who simply wanted to shake his hand and get a selfie and tell him.
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I’ve self-depreciated myself into utter humiliation!!! WTF, @RobertT24175298 ?!.
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Fvckin' hilarious! 😂🤣😂🤣😂.
Cat throwing him under the bus 😆.
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