Paul Mayhew-Archer
5 years
27. Julie's mum once said to me, out of the blue, "Paul, how many bites do you have on your floppy dick?"
"I'm sorry?" I replied.
"You know. For your computer," she added.
I told Julie about her mum's malapropism.
"That's no malapropism," she said. "That's a naughty old woman."