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@MayaOfMayhem

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hi, i’m maya | very unserious | I live 4 chonky cats

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@MayaOfMayhem
tom wambsgans mistress
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cleaning his pawb
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Trying to prepare myself for The Callisto Protocol. "Being scared is a part of the fun. A part of the experience."
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@MayaOfMayhem
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Y’all be throwing a fit over these female characters, but here I am romancing men in games who look like this:
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These are legitimately the best sliders ever, and the AI really shines with these. Credit to Gold-Ranger on the WWEGames sub. If you want some amazing matches, then this it! #WWE2K23
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@MayaOfMayhem
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Hey, why the hell was this scene so goddamn scary.
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🚨Lengthy review incoming (no, seriously, this is freaking long)🚨 #AlanWake2 Okay, so as someone who only dived into the Alan Wake universe just over a week ago, I would say my journey was absolutely a thrilling prelude to the sequel. The original Alan Wake weaves a really
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Nice message to see before bed.
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@KumikoNYC @OueetNoQ @Iczalak @JermSansContext He got in Harvard and is now working at the cafeteria.
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@TwitterSupport How the hell do I get rid of it?
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You can’t get this type of entertainment in anything other than a Bethesda game.
@meltycanon
melty ♑︎
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aint no way
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I've never had an AI so done with me #PS5Share , #WWE2K23
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People like this who do nothing but fuel console wars all day everyday, are legit a cancer to the gaming community and I genuinely wish we could push them all out. These accounts never talk gaming, they entice arguments.
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Some of you don’t even like video games and should find a hobby you actually enjoy.
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Watching @WWEgames & 2K nuke their community in real time is horrendous work. 2K25 might actually be a huge pass for me, and I genuinely love this series. The fun isn’t there for me if the creators aren’t. When it comes to niche games like this, you need the community. #WWE2K24
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It's a sad day yall, unfortunately all my creations have now been taken down by @WWEgames aswell. I'm not sure what to do at this point, doing this for yall is my escape and helps alot with my mental health and I just don't understand what they get for doing this
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Todd Howard, I’m back on your payroll. #FalloutOnPrime
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It’s been well over a decade, and this still has to be one of the greatest ads for game I’ve ever seen. In my top three at least.
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@MayaOfMayhem
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“I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk, I hate the way that you dress.”
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@Twitch A rather embarrassingly high number. Among them: Witcher 2 XCOM 2 Half Life 2 episodes 1 & 2 Warhammer: Total War BioShock Infinite Deus Ex: Human Revolution As for when I’ll get to them? It’s in God’s hands now, sorry to my backlog.
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Are ya happy you fookin’ bastards!
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Hopefully this show is good because I’ve settled on it as a dinner watch tonight 🥲
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CHOOMS 🥹💖
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@jasonschreier “Refrain from sending death threats when the other rumors turn out to be false.” It’s actually really sad you even have to say this. ☹️
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Dress the opposite of how you feel. Go Forth and BE FANCY.
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“Women are weak and don’t belong in gaming.” Ugh, now I HAVE to stay out of spite, great. Fucking great. I wanted to touch grass and see a nature creature for once in my goddamn life, but now I have to play games. What is this absolute hell, Satan?
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Saying goodbye to my Series X today 😔 if Starfield goes well, I’ll pick one up again. Besides that, I’m only looking forward to SoD 3. Someone else can get more use out of this until then. I made so many good friends in the Xbox community, though.
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This is legitimately the cure for sadness. It’s impossible to feel anything but happiness flying this broom.
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Family photo. ✨ #NewProfilePic
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It’s 2024 and we still don’t have this? Whatever.
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I haven’t been outside in nearly two weeks, so I’m taking advantage of this short trip to the doctors office 😤
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@MayaOfMayhem
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Skincare routine: - Tears - Despair - Baja Blast Hydrating toner
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@MayaOfMayhem
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Valve, please sponsor me.
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@MayaOfMayhem
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What’s the point of even being moots if you never interact? It’s so different on here than Tumblr. I’m not trying to be your fan, dude, I wanna be your friend 😭
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@MayaOfMayhem
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Feeling ✨fancy✨ today.
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Occasionally, I feel good enough about myself to take some selfies (see you in another six months).
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@Koogat_VT Please fuck all the way off. I’m not sending a bunch of people to go harass another person. I’m not a child.
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Why I play Bethesda games, example 1:
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If Starfield doesn’t give me moments like this…
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Why am I socially anxious even online? I just want friends, but my brain shuts down and most times, I don’t even know what to say. Why the hecker is socializing so hard.
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@MayaOfMayhem
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Not sure what’s going on with my hair right now but I’m too lazy to figure it out
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@MayaOfMayhem
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Just feel I should introduce myself to new people. Thank you for following me, I’m so much closer to getting @K__Med an orthopedic La-Z-Boy for Christmas 🙏🏽 - I’m Maya, I’m a dog groomer - Frequent ADHD rants and horrible memes daily - Sci-fi apologist & failed comedian - Peak
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I’m in my crazy cat lady era.
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@MayaOfMayhem
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Saying this is a minor change is pretty ridiculous. Joel and Dina seeing Ellie breathe in spores for the first time was definitely a big deal.
@NaughtyNDC
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Neil Druckmann confirmed that spores as seen in the games have been removed from #TheLastOfUsHBO
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Fml, we skipped Spring and went straight to Summer.
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@Red047x Play any Puppet Combo games! They’re hella scary 😭
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@MayaOfMayhem
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Got a copy! 👀 #SaintsRow
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@geoffkeighley Lala should've been nominated for best performance, Geoff. 😭 At least mail her some catnip.
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*x-files theme plays* this is a pinned tweet or something. some things that I’m into: ✮ Gaming ✮ Mass Effect ✮ Baldur’s Gate 3 (gm gortash nation) ✮ Alan Wake ✮ Fallout ✮ The Last of Us ✮ Dishonored ✮ Pro-wrestling ✮ Incomprehensible ramblings ✮ CATS you can also
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@JulianWks THIS TWEET 💀
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Depression is ass. I think everyone has negative opinions about me. I feel I can't control my emotions and I don’t want to say or do the wrong things. I’m physically and mentally tired. Most people don’t talk about this, but just know you aren’t alone. We have to keep pushing.
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Hey, 17 year old me, what were you thinking with this username? This is up there with rainbowjizz being my first email.
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Gaming isn’t in a rut, I’m in a rut.
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Literally what the fuck 😭 #WWE2K22
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Before Baja Blast After Baja Blast
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@MayaOfMayhem Lmao 😂😂😂 u addicted addicted
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Thinking about buying Helldivers 2 so I can help contribute making the servers worse for everyone.
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Fighting for my life this morning.
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The Idols have grown on me, they’re a really cool gang. #SaintsRow
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Let’s gooo, surgery time 🥹
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I unfollowed like 200 accounts before I got tired and I feel that helped my timeline a bit. There’s still some cool folks I’d like to follow back, but I give everyone a grace period to get used to my craziness. My annoying spazziness isn’t for everyone and that’s okie.
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Wow, I didn’t think it was possible to make Sarah’s death anymore worse, but they did it. #TheLastOfUs
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My new cardigan just came, and it’s so amazing that I’m actually smiling for once LMAO
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This app legitimately reminds me of why I hated high school so much. The environment is near identical to walking into a cafeteria during lunch.
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@WhatsTheStatus MyRise really had the best cast of characters this year, imo, which made this decision to keep them locked away even more disappointing.
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Throwback to the Stray event from last summer. I spent $300 that day bc it all went back to the kitties 🥹
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I feel I’ve seen nearly every Tarantino movie, except Django. So, I’m starting this up right now now.
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Let me, uh, see those Deck pics. Let’s go wild.
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*Stares at Steve longingly*
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can we get a sunkissed thread? (I desperately miss this era of me)
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@Bkwrd1
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can we get a sunkissed thread?
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It’s me 🗿
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@Darkborn162 I love how every kid was traumatized by this movie, a universal experience 😂
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This is without a doubt my GOTY and current obsession. Please go buy one of the greatest game releases in the last decade 😌
@baldursgate3
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PlayStation, it's party time. Baldur's Gate 3 is now out on PS5! Get it here:
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finally accepting that dressing like an art teacher is embedded in my blood.
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Fallout 4 might still be one of my favorite playthroughs, just for the bugs alone when it launched.
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This feels like a bad omen, idk.
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Another year closer to 30, but the baby cheeks are thankfully still coming in clutch.
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My bones are about to experience a 3.1 magnitude skateboard slam.
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The Girl with the Code Lyoko Forehead.
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I had no idea this game came out and its got really good reviews? I love me some narrative driven games and Vampyr is one of my favorites ever, so I’m excited to play this 🥹
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Aurora Borealis is gorgeous here in NY, wow.
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AC Shadows discourse today
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A little scared to try this 😮‍💨
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Y’all still playing that Heckdivers 2, buckaroo?
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Exclusive screenshots of Hogwarts Legacy on the Nintendo Switch (July 25th, 2023).
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Finally leaving the character creation after an hour 😮‍💨 my favorite part of any RPG.
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Y’all be fighting in these spaces like this
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@A_i Meanwhile, Stray and Xenoblade fans:
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What did you look like in 2013? I’m pretty sure this was in 2014 and I was 19 here. (I’m gonna be 30 in three months 🥲)
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☣️🎮Jarrod🎮☣️
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What did you look like in 2013? This is as close as I can get 😂 I think 2014. Look at me in my Delsin beanie 😅🤘🏼
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Having to mute a person you think is kinda cool but they’re also the biggest hater you’ve ever seen in your entire life.
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You guys won’t stop talking about this game, so now I have to try it.
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I’m a 29 year old woman, but I’m also 51 year old Ben Affleck.
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I think I felt my most powerful when I was picked to share my story for Xbox Ambassadors Black History Month and then a month later, I managed to get into for Women’s History Month. I peaked.
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Embracing those dark circles, one day at a time.
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Let’s GOOOOO
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Smashing that mf’ing triangle button.
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Not to be deep on the TL, but when I was in the hospital, I had to reach out to two people I consider really important in my life and even now, I haven’t gotten any messages, visits or calls from them since I’ve been out. Meanwhile on here, I received so many replies and love
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Little guy is knocked out from doing absolutely nothing all day, I love that.
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I watch two hours of wrestling for the first time in months, and I end up in the ER.
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Watching this movie, willingly, again is like a form of self harm, I think.
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BOI ✨
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On one hand, it sucks losing someone I thought I couldn’t be without… but I’m also proud that I’m at the point where I can stand up for myself and know when I’m being mistreated. It hurts but I know deep down I deserve relationships and friends that nourish me, not deplete me.
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Stop talking about this damn Stellar Blade before you make me buy it, JESUS.
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