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$SCF Fam.
I’ve been here since day 1, and have seen the Kelby situation firsthand.
I thought about ignoring but at this point the community needs to know the truth about him.
Join this space tomorrow as we congregate and discuss the tale of Kelby.
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As promised $SCF brothers in broth:
We pass 10m Cap, I make a vid smoking a red and preaching the gospel of the Smoking Chicken Fish.
I blame
@blknoiz06
for ruining my lungs:
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As promised $SCF brothers in broth:
We pass 50M Cap, I make a vid smoking a red, kissing the Chicken Fish, basting in broth, and preaching the gospel of the Smoking Chicken Fish.
(I’m in danger of getting addicted to Marlboro Reds at this rate)
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🚨I HAVE ANGERED THE SMOKING CHICKEN FISH AND I MUST REPENT🚨
(New $SCF worship video at 100m Cap, details in the video below)
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Added a new member to my fam today, introducing Jasper $WIF hat!
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You have 2 options this cycle. You can buy $WIF , or you can listen to these guys talk about canonical ZK Sharding framework.
One will make you money, and the other will keep you a virgin forever.
Just buy $WIF .
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After a brutal 14 hour $WIF bear market, we are back to ATH.
Midcurvers are in disbelief. Seething, and screaming on CT that “it’s not fair” .
What they failed to understand, is that the dog has a hat. And that hat my friends…IT STAYS ON.
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Wow, never thought I’d see this but Trump just referenced $SOL Solana by name and potentially is referencing $WIF on his latest interview on Truth Social. Going to be a crazy election cycle. Here’s clip:
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🚨Video Proof
@kfc
may not support religious freedom🚨
$SCF Brothers in Broth, I am shaking rn.
Just went through a deeply traumatic experience.
I am going through my daily Fishnu worship routine, and KFC drive thru actively tried to stop me. Please spread for awareness:
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$WIF and the Banana Zone:
When Hayek and Milton Friedman theorized the “Banana Zone” in 1977 they said the asset must have 3 attributes to reach it:
Strength, cuteness, and a cap. They also said it must leave sidelinoors rekt and seething. A recent video of $WIF ‘s revenge
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Believe in Fishnu and $SCF and you can be here and not at enterprise rental in a cubicle.
Tune into tomorrow’s Sermon at 1pm!!
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IMPORTANT PSA 🚨:
As $WIF rips into all time highs, Midcurvers and No WIFers are hurting more than ever and need your help.
I put together this PSA to help spread awareness. Thanks for your support and be kind.
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🚨REAL REASON FOR THE CRASH🚨
There’s complete misinformation on CT about what caused the recent market nuke (it’s not what you expect) .
This is a must listen and call to action if you own $SCF or other volatile cryptocurrencies:
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$WIF exploration: I took a look at $SHIB activity on X…and what I found…was a little sad:
As you know, $WIF is the 3rd biggest MC dog token. It is rabidly racing to catch up to
#2
$SHIB (would be a 6x from current price) , so I thought I’d take a look at the community, to see
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$WIF
@mooshtrading
1.6$ is not that cheap, why?
Numerous good traders like Bluntz etc call for 0.5$
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🚨100M Cap $SCF Vid Update🚨
Yesterday (and this AM) Fishnu heard our prayers, and felt our loyalty.
Thus, the Smoking Chicken Fish diety bestowed upon us emerald green candles 💚. Large and vertical. Which took us past 100M twice.
It is my honor and duty to start making the
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Listen Carefully:
$WIF Masso Pumped off a Robinhood EUROPE listing.
Robinhood Europe is absolute dust compared to CB and Binance (Europeans are poor)
Do you understand what it does when it’s on USA Hood, CB and Binance?
Buy. It. Now.
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VC’s: “You shouldn’t be able to just buy Dog $WIF Hat and outperform our multibillion dollar FDV low float tokens for alt L1s and obscure infra plays that have basically zero users”
Me:
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Revenge of the $WIF :
Time and time again, when $WIF has had its back up against the wall, fighting bears and ducks, it has turned into the Phantom (wallet) Menace.
Majors looking a little over sold here on Gox rumors / news, and we’ve purged some large $WIF paper hand holders
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Like and retweet if you’d crowdfund a documentary going over the 2017 ICO boom and aftermath.
Exposing projects that were scams, projects that wasted their ICO money, teams that were incompetent, and some that succeeded.
“ICO’s where are they now?”
Thoughts??
$BTC $ETH
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The $WIF is a misspelling of “with” since the dog is with a hat. Some say it was intentional, but I’m not so sure.
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Iran’s missiles cannot penetrate the Knitted Hat.
Believe in Something. $WIF .
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So I told the “Smoking Chicken Fish” GC that I’d make an $SCF video where I’m smoking a Marlboro red (Im not a smoker) reciting the “Chickenmandments” if we hit 10mm MC as a joke cuz I didn’t think it would happen…We are now at 9 and dangerously close.
I just had to text my
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A VP at
@Sothebys
is tweeting a $WIF pic. What does it mean?
Here’s a potential scenario below:
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A short story of a $WIF dip seller yesterday (cautionary tale):
You wake up in your marvel jammies, excited to check your $WIF . You just bought the night before at $3.41.
You first have to eat your carbs and cheese breakfast, you’re vegetarian after all.
You check the price
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Do not fumble the bag. Before $WIF is listed on CB and Binance, you buy it.
If it pulls back, you buy it.
If your spouse questions why you’re buying a dog coin with your life savings, you explain it has a hat, it’s not on CB yet, then you take out a loan and you buy more.
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Bloomberg report just came out and said that if $WIF continues on this trajectory it could be entering the “Banana Zone” very soon.
Experts are worried about air quality in the banana zone, and some Vets are staging a protest.
What are your thoughts on Banana Zone safety?
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Results in. I will be preaching an $SCF Orthodox Space on Tuesday.
Orthodoxy believes that the legends and fables of Fishnu are not allegory. They actually happened. I will read the scripture that will allow you to WIN this cycle.
$200 in $SCF given to 1 attendee. 1pm PST.
If I scheduled an “ $SCF Orthodox Space” where I tell you about the ancient texts of Smoking Chicken Fish, his lost commandments, the New Testament, and run confessionals where attendees tell me their sins / problems and I help fix them through Fishnu, would you attend?
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Reds secured. Video soon.
Be patient $SCF brothers in broth
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$WIF Is officially entering the BANANA ZONE. Are you ready?
SOUND UP:
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$SCF
🚨I HAVE ANGERED THE SMOKING CHICKEN FISH AND I MUST REPENT🚨
(New $SCF worship video at 100m Cap, details in the video below)
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REMINDER $SCF Orthodox Sermon tomorrow 1pm PST.
We will learn the cautionary fables of Shark Cat and Boden.
We will learn the lost Orthodox lore and what it means to serve Fishnu.
I will absolve sins and will give away $200 to one participant in confession.
Dont miss it
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$WIF the gladiator:
Our sweet hatted boy has faced his first real adversity of the cycle. Down to $1.6 , $BONK flipping it, and main characters on the TL getting bearish crypto.
He’s still in the arena. Fighting, surpassing $BONK again, and trying to claw back.
$2 by August.
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After the epic rebound of $WIF today, it is truly GAME OVER over Midcuvers and No $WIF’ers.
That’s why I had to drop the OFFICIAL $WIF ANTHEM on the run up to $10.
$WIF HASTE
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Have you felt Fishnu in your heart this week?
It is time for another $SCF ORTHODOX SERMON, this Monday 8/26 at 1pm PST!!
$100 Giveaway to 1 confession giver!
We will run the Sermon from the main
@ChurchOfTheSCF
account with co-host Bishop Benji
@YaboyB_Hux
!
DONT MISS IT
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$WIF Bears Phase 2: Admitting they were wrong. But still won’t buy. (The most painful phase for them)
With a new ATH today, bears are devastated. They are finally starting to realize “my god, I was wrong.”
The cope and seethe is in the background of their minds, but for now
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First football Sunday of the season tomorrow and I have a lot riding on my fantasy matchup.
I made a prayer to lord Fishnu to ensure my victory so I can buy more $SCF with the winnings.
Ramen.
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It’s my birthday and today I am grateful for $WIF .
$WIF has brought me the gift of not being able to afford a hot birthday meal (teaches resilience) and has made me get even more scrappy and creative on how to make money (considering truck stop prostitution!)
Blessed 🙏
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I know $WIF has had a tough week but I just want to say now how grateful I am to be a holder and part of the community.
It has opened so many doors for me and today’s price action has lead to my newest exciting job I started this morning:
@longjohnsilvers
Thank you for taking
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In 1 hour we congregate. We praise. We BRAISE.
Do not miss the most hardcore sect of $SCF Church today.
$200 to 1 attendee who volunteers for confession. LINK BELOW 1pm PST!
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Normal human: “Hey Max. Long time no see. I’ve been investing mostly in large caps, $ETH and some $SOL! How about you?”
Me: “Well, this week I invested in a dead fish head smoking a Marlboro red in a chicken carcass. There’s also a religious element to it. The ticker is $SCF “
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@adamscochran
@NuclearHerbs
What ball kicking has stopped? Has there been clarity for SEC reg for tokens? SEC over enforcement stopping? Banking licenses granted? Banking services granted? USA owned $BTC not being sold?
What specifically are you referencing as to ball kicking stopping?
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$WIF
As of the time of this tweet,
$WIF - 10% down from ATH
$BONK - 55% down from ATH
$PEPE - 30% down from ATH
$WIF is the clear outperformer here. My winner has been chosen and I don't see a point in diversifying into anything else. Do what you will with this info.
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If you want to WIN and be absolved of SIN:
Tune into $SCF Orthodox Sermon on Tuesday.
I will read the secret Fishnu scripture to make you WIN this cycle, and I will answer confessionals and fix your life through Fishnu.
$200 Giveaway to 1 Attendee
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$WIF update: We are Clocked In.
Zee Germans have nuked the market.
The Adobe stock art, VC funded cartoon meme $BONK is nipping at our market cap heels.
The main characters bear posting us.
The sphere and CB a forgotten legend.
We are down. Bad. Would you like fries wif
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$SCF
So I told the “Smoking Chicken Fish” GC that I’d make an $SCF video where I’m smoking a Marlboro red (Im not a smoker) reciting the “Chickenmandments” if we hit 10mm MC as a joke cuz I didn’t think it would happen…We are now at 9 and dangerously close.
I just had to text my
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I recently travelled East to the Library of Golden Lanterns in Beijing.
What I found was astonishing. This next Orthodox Space on Thursday, I will unveil “The Gamblers Prayer” a way the ancients used to curry favor from Fishnu to win their bets.
$SCF fam, you aren’t ready.
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$WIF Biggest Boy Thesis:
Memeologists, cryptographers, and chronically online incels have long theorized about the Biggest Boy effect on emerging chains:
Meme coins by nature are financial barometers for attention. Thus, the higher the cap, the higher the level of attention.
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Public Announcement For Transparency:
I’ve officially given a new price target for the next worship / lung destroyer vid to the holy Smoking Chicken Fish $SCF . Details below:
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Gentleman. $WIF is pumping.
Midcurvers are seething.
We are winning.
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Fishnu will give this man a bountiful harvest this year. R-Amen $SCF
I went door-to-door to evangelize the Church of the Smoking Chicken Fish
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My meme brethren
@_imagyn
is so deep in the trenches I told him I’d ape anything he sent.
3 days ago he sends me a picture…of a fish head, smoking a cig, in a dead chicken body $SCF
I thought he may have gotten hacked or lost his mind. I sighed and aped… It’s 20x’d since.
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The market can be a cruel mistress.
@CryptoDonAlt
, hyper Jeet’s, and soy low T bears have done a number on our sweet hatted doggo.
Do you feel the pain and real fear? Unfortunately this is what is needed for a flush.
Do not despair $WIF friends:
We are experiencing the
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Life of a MidWit (a cautionary tale):
You wake up. After finally capitulating, you bought some $WIF .
You see Binance listing! Yay! You’ll be able to sell for a small gain maybe! But it dumps, and you get scared. You sell while seething.
Sadly, $WIF was washing you out. It
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As you know I’m part of the $WIF community but been feeling like there’s been a bit too much different communities fighting each other on the TL .
So got the chance to interview the $BONK founder Vincent Notauste. Was a great convo and hope both communities can thrive. Here’s a
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$WIF Is doing the thing where the numbers next to the picture and letters are in a green color, and have increased.
This is a sign that people are buying the token. It’s also a sign that bears and mid curvers who came out in droves last week to post short positions are in Mega
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$WIF TA VIDEO🚨MOST IMPORTANT LEVEL IN HISTORY🚨
Breaking down the most important TA level I’ve seen since being solely focused on trading $WIF . It is truly a make or break level and I want you to be prepared:
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Born Muslim, but may be converted to Findu before the bull run is done.
Let’s hope the Smoking Chicken Fish blesses this man with enough $SCF gains to get those 3-4 hot meals out a month.
R-Amen.
This is why I do this.
This is why I've slept 22 hours in a week.
This is why I won't ever quit.
This is why standing for something makes a difference.
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Is there some sort of multi corporate conspiracy happening here against $SCF ??
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@IamNomad
There’s even actual religions forming this cycle.
Some nut jobs are praising a “Smoking Chicken Fish” $SCF and do daily sermons.
@ChurchOfTheSCF
Is a potentially dangerous movement that needs investigation.
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Pic of my texts to a friend to show the average 24 hour mental state of a meme coin man:
$WIF $SCF
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@JackPosobiec
@mtracey
What video? Johnson is on record saying that Trump is 100% united on the Ukraine funding and that he specifically crafted a unique loan part of it.
You’re ironically making
@mtracey
‘s point here. Why not just cover it objectively?
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Why have $BTC maximalists stopped talking about the possibilities of programmable money in the last year?
Is it because they don’t believe in that use case anymore?
Or is it because $ETH is destroying $BTC in that use case?
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@alexia_maniro
@NavSidwho
@Edhase
@ercwl
Agreed
@alexia_maniro
- was expecting a litany if issues and was underwhelmed. To say this is the most “blatant display of incompetence in the space” is a bit much.
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BTC community was so anti Ethereum 3 years ago that they started mostly being publicly anti "programmable money" . (Anti Defi, stables, etc.)
With the rise of cool use cases in DeFi it seems like some are correctly changing course. Will be interesting to see how it plays out.
“The idea that it’s merely a digital rock fails to tap into the very nature of what bitcoin can do,” says
@starkness
. “Bitcoin is programmable money, and Lightning can help scale it to billions of people across the world.”
By
@jeffwilser
@lightning
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Good god 😂
I hope I don’t get put on some watchlist if $SCF hits 100m 🚬🐓🐠
😞
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Getting ready to go out $wif my wife and her friends tonight and was telling her the topics I’m excited to talk with them about over dinner:
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100% true story:
2 days ago my 60 year old Uber driver in Maui asked what I do. I told him I run an exchange.
He perks up, I assume he’s going to ask about $BTC, and proceeds to ask about his heavy $ADA, $ONT, and $ICX bags.
Surreal. 2017 was a hell of a drug 🤷🏼♂️😂
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Me when $WIF finally prints a giga god candle that delivers me from abject poverty:
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If I scheduled an “ $SCF Orthodox Space” where I tell you about the ancient texts of Smoking Chicken Fish, his lost commandments, the New Testament, and run confessionals where attendees tell me their sins / problems and I help fix them through Fishnu, would you attend?
Yes
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wtf are you saying?
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Do you own $SCF ?
Do you wish to go to heaven after you die?
Do you want to win $100 so you can eat a hot meal and not dry pasta for one night?
Well you MUST tune in to
@YaboyB_Hux
and I’s orthodox sermon in an hour! Link below!
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Welcome to the $SCF Flock
@evaedxn_
May Fishnu bless you with either a bountiful harvest, or lesson in faith this week.
R-amen.
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@MustStopMurad
Murad there are rumors that you’re the pastor for Church of The Smoking Chicken Fish? $SCF
These tweets seem to hint at it, is it true or na?
@ChurchOfTheSCF
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Tough $WIF week. First OJ dies, then a whirlwind of other factors hurt our little hat man.
We will escape the FUD and win. Steady Lads.
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Happy 4th of July my fellow $WIF brethren.
As we wake up today and have to put on a fake smile with our families as our networth collapses, just try to be grateful for the little things:
Sun shining. Holiday. Fireworks. We’re not Europoor Scalpers.
Grateful.
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@farbood
Is Bill Gates the guy who in a free market provided trillions of value to the world and employed hundreds of thousands of people with high paying jobs?
Guy who is the biggest philanthropic giver and convincing other billionaires to do the same?
If so, he’s OBV the problem.
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The $WIF and $SOL bounce and the requiem for American Freedom (an oral history):
On July 4th, American’s were once again attacked. This time not by redcoats, but by Europoor Scalpers.
This summer euros have been increasingly ornery as their mommy governments still don’t let
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Hmm ok this is the first pretty bullish bottom signal dunk I’ve seen for $WIF so far.
Need more takes like this from mid wit beta males before moon.
I will ape all in if we get a Cochran dunk on top of this.
Everyone is upset because they bought into the grifters telling them it was a "memecoin supercycle" and listened to the VCs telling them to buy their bags
RIP specifically to those who traded away their ETH for this dogshit(wifhat)
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@mtracey
I think people get annoyed since it’s been a 20+ year talking point and the correlation just isn’t there. There are asian / euro countries that play just as much or more per capita violent video games and it doesn’t seem to have any relation to gun violence.
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Good lord I just woke up and you $SCF Brothers of Broth are insane.
50m Vid Target hit. Taking Jasper (pictured below) on his AM walk then will make the video.
Praise be.
Public Announcement For Transparency:
I’ve officially given a new price target for the next worship / lung destroyer vid to the holy Smoking Chicken Fish $SCF . Details below:
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A sad story titled: “KSI, show me where the hatted dog hurt you?”
@ksicrypto
Is best known for entering crypto at the peak top last cycle in 2021 where he went balls deep in $LUNA (and got rekt). He’s recently jumped back in the space, and is more angry and Midcurvy than ever.
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Spaces bugged out so NEW LINK TO ORTHODOX CHURCH HERE: STARTING NOW!!
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@naval
"ICOs need regulation" I say it just as half heartedly as you to others. Let's be real: 1 of best part of crypto is lack of bs regulations.
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Me holding $WIF while watching Ket Dancing Kid during this violent dip:
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$SCF
Public Announcement For Transparency:
I’ve officially given a new price target for the next worship / lung destroyer vid to the holy Smoking Chicken Fish $SCF . Details below:
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@YaboyB_Hux
@ChurchOfTheSCF
The chicken fish isn’t the only thing smoking!
Benji is smoking hot amirite??
Tune in to hear this hunk at 1pm pst:
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