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Reissues & Remixtape out now. Blue check due to birthing modern pop, ie not paid.
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Out TODAY! The reissues of my first three albums - Some Best Friend You Turned Out To Be, Mastered by Guy at The Exchange and Parallax Error Beheads You are out NOW, each one a different pretty colour. Get yours from your local record shop, or order here:
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"Fast Car" is the song with the most cautious, timid, insipid cover versions ever - and there seem to be millions of them - none of which justifies its own existence in any way. Not a single one is necessary, none are an improvement on the flawless original, which is perfect.
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I met Leslie Nielsen outside a pub in Herne Hill in the 1980s.
Shock your followers with a fact about you:
In the late 1960s I came third in the Platignum National Handwriting Competition and won a pen and a certificate signed by Sir John Betjeman.
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Take a moment to bask in the majesty of this ludicrous line-up. (I was there! Were you?)
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The creator of Chalky calling a black MP racist is peak 2019.
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If this site goes down, you’ll find me in your house right now.
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You're going to come at that song, you'd better not miss. Why should we listen to your voice rather than Tracy's, why should we hear your hands play the same chords on an acoustic guitar, in what way should this stand alongside Chapman's original as a justified work of art?
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This ol' thing is 20 years old this year. TWENTY! One of the lyrics is "I'm nearing 30" - you do the math[pop].
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In a way we are all locked in Theresa May’s car while Angela Merkel looks bemusedly on.
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Twenty years ago, a year after the release of my second album, I was beset by feelings of insecurity and frustration after my weirdo music was met with widespread bafflement and indifference. If only 2003 me could have seen this comment - thanks, Jesse!
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In fairness that's probably the last place anyone would think of looking.
http://t.co/fgAjYA1dXG
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‘THE ANGELO BADALAMENTI CHARACTER IN MULHOLLAND DR. IS A KIND OF ANTI-AGENT COOPER, LONG BEFORE HIS EVIL DOPPELGÄNGER IN TWIN PEAKS: THE RETURN. CASTIGLIANI’S ESPRESSO REJECTION DURING THE “THIS IS THE GIRL” SCENE IS THE “EVIL TWIN” TO COOP AND HIS “DAMN FINE COFFEE” QUIPS…’
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@BBCSounds
I would rather drink a tea made by steeping Farage’s scrotum-flossing towel in boiling hyena piss than hear what this thundering nonentity has to say about anything.
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Journalists! It is not “balance” to include a quote from Farage, Rees-Mogg or Hartley-Brewer in your news article. Chefs don’t purposely include terrible recipes in their books “for balance”. The Highway Code isn’t 50% devoted to appalling, dangerous driving advice “for balance”.
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@Femi_Sorry
Crazy that "Remainer" has become an insult in this way, while the Putin-approved Brexit continues to destroy our country.
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Still can't believe Running Up That Hill, Cloudbusting and Hounds of Love are on the same LP. Imagine the giddy glee of firing up the Fairlight CMI, the LinnDrum, the balalaika, to tear the universe wide open. For me, God is the spine-shiver as the body receives such holy music.
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It is not "centrist" to prioritise stopping Brexit. Almost every leftwing concern – including saving the NHS, reducing foodbank use, protecting workers, retaining the Human Rights Act and other Labour manifesto pledges – would be massively endangered if we crash out of EU.
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Windowlicker is by some degree the greatest track Richard D James has ever released. Every aspect of it - the production, the chord progression, the song's "chapters" as its musical yarn unfurls - are almost hysterically better than anything else he has made.
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I'm over the moon to announce the reissues of my first three albums - Some Best Friend You Turned Out To Be, Mastered by Guy at The Exchange and Parallax Error Beheads You. The represses are out on 12 August, each on coloured vinyl. Pre-order here:
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@jamesowild
This is sad - and more than a little unhinged. Why is this flag so important to you? There's more to life than nationalism - it was not so long ago that more than 100,000 people stood against Union Jack waving far-right extremists posing as patriots.
The story of The Battle of Cable Street in 1936. When over 100,000 people stood against the British Union of Fascists
#BritainOnFilm
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@Otto_English
The only “culture” these wreckers of civilisation support are statues, Union Jacks and the national [front] anthem. Scary how far to the right the government has drifted.
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Surely this is all under control as of today, now that we are out of the EU and can give the NHS £350m a week?
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The good folks at
@klevgrand
have a free browser-based tape emulator, should you require even more distractions from whatever "matter at hand" currently plagues you.
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Change the genre/arrangement at least. Anything else is an act of arrogance.
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Something I think about a lot is why don't million-selling artists like Bieber and Sheeran sneak just one ludicrously avant-garde, almost unlistenable, Nancarrow-esque track on to their albums? They would still sell bucketloads but also gain about 20 weirdo music fans like me.
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@WJD2001
Sadly we can't move to Europe, because spiteful cunts like you voted to remove our right to live and work there. Thanks for that.
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Roses are red
Halloween's ghoulish
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@BorisJohnson
You were advised by Steve Bannon, who called Tommy R0binson “the backbone of Britain”, so forgive me if am not convinced you want to defeat racism.
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Whenever I am feeling melancholy, I raise my spirits by remembering the name of UKIP's London mayoral candidate.
London mayoral voting intention, first round:
S. Khan (Lab): 49%
S. Bailey (Con): 28%
L. Porritt (LDem): 11%
S. Berry (Grn): 10%
P. Gammons (UKIP): 2%
via
@RedfieldWilton
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The year is 2064. Sixtus Rees-Leadsom is sworn in as prime minister. Secular music is banned, apart from the new national anthem, “See It, Say It, Sorted”. The Channel Tunnel is sealed up with waistcoats.
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Psyched to announce there will be a new
@Daphne_Celeste
EP out this Friday, feat. a couple of big names on remix duties. Get your ears and indeed your dancing trousers ready.
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Fun plurals. I'll start: Volkswagen Golves. Taramosalatæ. Tollbeeth. Hice. Newbuildren. Jimi Hendrices. Little Bo Peep.
#funplurals
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The album I made with
@Daphne_Celeste
is finished! I am so proud of this record, I am ready to explode. Daphne & Celeste Save The World is due out on 30 march but you can preorder today from here:
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Might start an OnlyFans where all the posts are obscene chord progressions.
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RIP Tim Smith. Your inventive splendour helped bend my ears to the very limits of what music can do.
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That's cool that they're still letting noise shows go ahead
Social gatherings of more than six people to be banned by law in England from Monday, amid rise in coronavirus cases
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OUT NOW: Lights 2023 is my brand new single, being a modern-day iteration of the 21-year-old proto-hyperpop mainstay. This sprightly reimagining was debuted in my recent livestream set for
@pcmus
and there was much demand for a standalone release, so here:
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@DavidMuttering
@buntyhoven
She's always on about "growing the pie" - should have been gone after 3.14159265 days
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There won’t actually be a riot though. The closest this numb, beaten country gets to the vague idea of overthrowing the government is playing “I Predict A Riot” and chortling about it.
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"Despite all my rage, I am simmered with parsnip and sage."
- Smashing Pumpkin Soup
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If you’ve seen one royal funeral procession, you’ve seen The Mall.
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I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really want Iain Duncan Smith to lose his seat at the next election
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Thrilled to announce I am joining the
@NTSlive
family, with the return of my Rotogravure radio show. Expect to hear bizarre/eclectic old/new music every four weeks. First episode airs on Thursday 29 November at 1pm UK time - purrit in your diary now.
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New single: This Woman's Work, my Kate Bush cover, is out now, on the streaming behemoth of your choice.
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OK, let’s talk about amazing covers that repurpose the originals (and therefore dodge the “gastropub playlist” fate). Here are some of my faves - add yours!
The Breeders: Happiness Is A Warm Gun
Donna Summer: MacArthur Park
The Flying Lizards: Money
Daphne & Celeste: Kandy Korn
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In case you missed it, there is a bespoke Max Tundra track in this brand new game, in which you can play a virtual trombone along to it. Get tootin'!
Trombone Champ v1.00 is out! Grab it now (or whenever you feel like it... it's your life)! Thank you to our devoted little set of followers and everyone who helped playtest!
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@MusicWeek
@cj_dinenage
@OliverDowden
@DCMS
@WeAreTheMU
@TimmoWorldWide
@eltonofficial
@ronanofficial
@radiohead
@MMFUK
@FeaturedArtists
Well, then fuck Brexit.
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Mastered by Guy at The Exchange was released 20 years ago TODAY. Ridiculous!
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Boy, do I love Autechre, but I wish they’d occasionally ditch the cryptic track names and throw in the odd earnest/daft one. Here are some suggestions:
Reachin’ For The Horizons
Truly ‘Techre Tonic
My School Pencil Case
Baked Beats On Toast
Toucheth Not (Our Ghoulies)
Jail Gove
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Why are they so preoccupied with people’s jobs on
@MasterChefUK
(& most other shows)? “Estate agent Lewis has emulsified a crab pincer on the bias.” Why not tell us their taste in music instead? “Preferrer of Gaucho to Pretzel Logic Anna has steamed a bat on shattered samphire.”
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move your own albums to the front of the sections.
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Just imagine what it’s going to be like when the Winston Churchill statue dies.
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@peterjukes
These two have been pals since way back. Two of the most dangerous people in the world right now.
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@Otto_English
Absolutely. Instead of pointing out to constituents in deprived areas that years of Tory austerity - not the EU - wrecked their lives, Labour MPs parroted the unchallenged “legitimate concerns” of voters who just didn’t want to hear Polish spoken in their local shops.
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Might finish this.
If I slack off on here it's because I'VE STARTED WORK ON THE NEW MAX TUNDRA ALBUM
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That bit in Ghost Town where it jumps a tritone to have fun in a major key for all of 12 seconds is my spirit animal.
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Your daily reminder never to feel sorry for Theresa May.
THREAD. Some are saying that elderly people like the Iranian couple should just apply “legally”. Since 2012, the adult dependant relative route has essentially been closed off. Most immigration advisers have never met a client who meets the new incredibly restrictive criteria.
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Me whenever Spotify is down - and when it’s up, come to think of it!
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@Otto_English
@Jacob_Rees_Mogg
It's almost as if he brings his son along with him to provoke this kind of reaction.
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The entitlement of these clowns. In my 25 years in the biz I have never had the opportunity to play for an audience this big, and it's something I often dream about. The very idea of striding off while double-birding such a crowd is staggeringly arrogant.
Royal Blood making their feelings known about the crowd at BBC Radio 1’s Big Weekend yesterday 😂
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Oh my. Parallax Error Beheads You is 10 years old TODAY - thanks,
@javurek
for reminding me. I remember being so excited upon finishing this LP that I couldn't sleep - leaving me a bit drowsy for the next day's OKCupid date. What's your favourite track?
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Me when the review of my record says "influenced by the PC Music sound".
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