Microsoft outage but Teams and Outlook are both fine is the adult version of snow that doesn’t settle enough for a school closure.

@MundialMag Had Henry just been on a bank heist?

Imagine the reaction if that specky chap who tied himself to the goalpost at Goodison Park rocked up to Whitehall in a tank.

Beyond anything else, I think Jadon Sancho might just be a bit of a knobhead.

@wweisawesome123 @AutismInit @BillBailey @MarkHamill @MaryLTrump @DemsAbroad @demsabroaduk @JasmineForUS @NicolaSturgeon @ChrisGPackham @LydiaCornell Happy birthday Ben. Hope you have a great day 🎉

Next time Spurs go 1-0 up, this plank will shout “Spurs are back!” Biggest flip-flop in the world.

RT @thecultraspod: Arne Slot, welcome to the Ginsters penitentiary

The footballing space on this app used to be fairly decent with the odd freak here and there but now it’s just absolutely chock full of these little faceless incel virgins. Shame.

@fistedaway

It’ll be a sad moment when Phil Foden slides in Man City’s 6th after that first half #LEYMCI

Sheep count Martin Keown’s to help them drift off at night.

Dewey would absolutely smash that little twerp into a trillion pieces.

Kanye West has been bringing this energy to the timeline for over 24 hours:

@NicoleKanicki

@FourFourTwo You’ve got an incredibly cool career path including playing for clubs in 4 of the top 5 leagues, winning several big trophies, representing your country at 7 tournaments and now you’re back at Basel. In your opinion, is there anything you’d change or do differently if you could?

@LNRailway @AvantiWestCoast Milton Keynes