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As a parent of two small kids, I've seen this maneuver hundreds of times. Joe Biden just pooped himself on the world stage and "Dr." Jill Biden had to rush him off mid-ceremony for a diaper change.
@TristanSnell
Trump likely survived because the shooter chose an AR-15 to take a 150 yd shot.
The assassin missed by inches using a rifle that was likely 2-4 MOA.
@gunpolicy
I did not have "The last state to join the union attempting to nullify the incorporation of the due process clause in the 14th Amendment" on my bingo card.
@MattyBoySwag143
@TheRabbitHole84
But if you're on a college campus, the odds probably get even closer to zero because very few students are already making $100,000 a year while still in school.
@TristanSnell
Why would the United States go to war to protect a country that refused to meet the minimum threshold for defense spending required for membership?
It's called collective defense, not "the United States defends you, so you can spend next to nothing on defense"
@IsaacHayes3
@isaachayes
The rights for Hold On I'm Coming are held by Atlantic and managed by BMI. As the next of kin for the man who holds 50% of the song's writing credits, the only right you have is to decide not to cash the royalties checks. As long as Trump and his venues have blanket BMI licenses,
@MrJonCryer
That's... not what the law says.
The law says he can't engage in "partisan political activity" during "ceremonies or services."
He didn't do that. He was photographed and videoed, just like any President who visited Arlington would.
Gold Star families asked for photographs.
@celinedion
Gonna go out on a limb and say that the arena likely holds blanket licenses with ASCAP and BMI.
Celine Dion was neither the composer, lyricist, nor producer of this song. She just sang it. The rights are co-owned by Sony and Universal.
@michaelkosta
"Owning a duck is a felony."
"Well, your honor, this is all a big misunderstanding because I own a goose."
"Close enough, go to prison for the next half-decade."
@IsaacHayes3
@realDonaldTrump
All evidence suggests that the licensing for the recording of Sam & Dave performing "Hold On, I'm Coming" is handled by BMI. Donald Trump has a BMI political license, so when he chose the songs to play at his rally, he picked the songs covered by that license.
What makes this
@therecount
That... happened.
You can all clutch your pearls all you want, but Kamala Harris prioritizes different parts of her ethnicity when it benefits her to do it.
@barstoolsports
The catcher did the pitcher no favors by framing the pitch that way. If he kept his glove up where he caught it, he'd have gotten the strike-3 call.
@BarstoolYak
Kelly doxxed Tate to try to get him fired because she was mad that he called attention to her OnlyFans (which she had pinned to the top of her Twitter)???? That's crazy.
@TheAthletic
Tell me you don't actually care about football without telling me you don't actually care about football...
No football fan would ever argue that the sexual orientation of one team's player is more interesting than Prime taking a former 1-11 team & beating TCU, 2022's
#2
team.
@nikicaga
I've been told that denying election results - such as claiming that Al Gore was the true winner of the 2000 election - is a threat to democracy.
@keithboykin
This was as cookie-cutter of a case as it could possibly be. There's nothing to attack.
There was nothing normal about Donald Trump's prosecution. Every single part of it was questionable.
If Donald Trump had invented a story that his uncle was killed by Papuan cannibals, the media would run the story nonstop for days. They'd interview weeping Pacific Islanders claiming to feel unsafe because of Trump's comments. CNN and MSNBC would claim that the lie set back
@HeathMayo
The federal election day -- second Tuesday of November -- was chosen because it often took people a whole day of travel in order to vote, Tuesday made the most sense.
The Founders would be laughing at you right now.
@miasims
@IsaacHayes3
@isaachayes
Considering that one of them replied to me claiming they'll win because they own the copyright, when that has absolutely nothing to do with the other licenses, suggests they don't actually understand the process.
Neil Young tried to sue Trump and dropped the case when he
@bennyjohnson
This is pretty stunning because Fani Willis has indicted Trump for telling Raffensperger that turnout in Detroit was above 100%.
But it's not a crime when she alleges something similar. Only when Trump does it...
@lordthx1139
@TristanSnell
150 yards isn't entry level range.
All of the rifles you're probably okay with the public owning would have been 10x more accurate and lethal at that range.
@ArmandDoma
A lot of this confusion stems from how "black" is now a synonym for "African-American."
She's not African-American, nor is she an American Descendant of Slavery.
@BarstoolYak
I hate HR just as much as the next person, but it's wild that a coworker can threaten to attack someone and it ends up being a meme, and not a write-up.
@BSSAdvisors
@Jerrythekid21
Jerry's getting too comfortable. Last week, he admitted on Surviving Barstool that he faked past clips and his whole persona is a bit. Now, he shows up to Advisors and unapologetically admits he doesn't even watch football anymore. Hopefully his suspension isn't just a bit...
@LakotaMan1
Humans migrated across the land bridge from Asia to N. America at least 10k years ago
If a generation is 30 years, that means the low estimate is there have been only been ~333 generations of Native Americans
You thought you had a mic drop, but you just claimed Asian heritage
@stoolpresidente
@TheDozenTrivia
@JeffDLowe
In order for someone to qualify to approve a trade for their team, they should have to be on the team after the trade is finalized.
Kirk should have to resign as captain and then convince the new captain on Team Minihane to trade him.
@mattyglesias
#3
was the narrative after Florida cracked down on illegal immigration this past year and contrary to the Left's predictions, the sky did not fall and crops did not die on the vine...
@justinbaragona
Not what he said at all.
The fear isn't that planes will crash because black pilots are inherently bad at flying planes.
The fear is that airlines using DEI as a excuse will hire pilots who are bad at flying planes and justify it under their goal of "diversifying" the cockpits
@stoolpresidente
I went to college in Boston when everyone, incl Menino, wanted Barstool shutdown for the Blackout shows. I've been around long enough to say this is not my barstool.
@marionumber4
Price gouging is drastically increasing the price during an emergency to take advantage of frantic demand.
If I run a gas station and decide to double the price of gas in the wake of a hurricane, even though I haven't received any shipments to justify it, that is price gouging.
@EdKrassen
@WinnieSchola
She wrote about it in her diary in the same section where she's trying to figure out why she feels like she was molested as a child...
Is that normal, Ed?
@JerryAfterDark
@BarstoolYak
I've said it before, I'll say it again.
Give Jerry a Rubik's Cube. He can't leave the office until he finishes the Rubik's Cube (without help).
My favorite part of
@mjs_DC
's multi-day freakout over the
#SCOTUS
bump stock ruling is when he tried to come off as authoritative in an interview but actually confused the ATF's regulatory process for bump stocks w/ pistol braces, proving he has no idea what he's talking about
To justify legalizing bump stocks, Clarence Thomas literally copied and pasted materials from an extremist pro-gun group whose violent rhetoric makes the NRA look moderate. This is who has the Supreme Court's ear these days.
With
@Dahlialithwick
:
@BarstoolNate
@unfiltered_Cubs
He needed one more blog post to get paid for the month and he took a screenshot of you scheduling that blog for 11:59 out of spite.
@IsaacHayes3
@realDonaldTrump
By allowing BMI to negotiate the licensing, the Hayes Family is also precluded from selectively withdrawing the sign from certain licenses. This is well settled law governed by decades-old anti-trust consent decrees. These consent decrees were put in place to stop shakedowns like
@PatMcAfeeShow
Insane decision, considering how much news Aaron Rodgers helped break this year on the show and how many eyeballs Aaron Rodgers Tuesdays were responsible for bringing.
@OmarRiverosays
The law allows any performer to cover any song that they want WITHOUT needing the rights-holder's permission, as long as they pay the royalties to do it.
The law also allows performers to release parody versions of famous songs without needing the rights-holder's permission.
@LemieuxLGM
Because while talking with the hacker, they asked how he got the documents and he very clearly told them not to ask because then they wouldn't be able to publish. They can't publish something they know to be stolen.
@CalltoActivism
It's semantics.
Ending the campaign permanently requires him to settle all debts. Suspending gives him more time.
Ending the campaign would do nothing but cause extra stress to the RFJ Jr campaign, so they suspended it.
@NMPGVnow
ATF requires guns to be melted, shredded, or crushed to no longer be a firearm. The only alternative is using an acetylene torch to make at least three cuts, removing at least 1/4" of metal per cut.
You didn't do any of this, so you performed a private transfer.
@NMPGVnow
These guns were not crushed or cut the requisite number of times in the right places. So, legally, all of these are still firearms according to the ATF...
@DogginTrump
He didn't go after anyone.
The clip is just him saying grandparents are good and are really helpful when they help take care of their grandkids.
@lindyli
There is a sizeable difference between a Saudi investment group investing in Kushner's properties and an Egyptian government official slipping a gold bar into Menendez's pocket...
@aliswisel
@AP
Everytime a biological man gets into the ring to compete against a biological woman in a combat sport, the woman always says the same thing: "I've never been hit so hard in my life."
It's so twisted that you people egg this on.
@HeathMayo
The bill doesn't secure the border. There's a provision in it that lets the president ignore these new rules if he thinks doing so would be in the country's best interest.
@HeathMayo
I'm not surprised that the point went over your head.
Every other generation of Americans has proudly voted in person. Some even traveled days to be able to vote.
It has never been easier to travel to the polls. But you live in bizarro world, where you think it's actually
@USA_Polling
I think it's really funny that when you look at the American pollsters that have historically polled presidential races, you get a very different picture than what is being painted by pollsters no one has ever heard about before.
@mrbenwexler
The reason is that we all saw what happened. Donald Trump told a crowd at the Ellipse to protest "peacefully and patriotically" and then other people who were 1.5 miles away decided to do the exact opposite.
@JBThinkin
I have not seen any reporting that he used a "high powered sight." Everything I've seen suggests the shooter was using an unmagnified red dot.
@ChrisHarrisKC
@Tyras_Mikhail
If someone is, let's say, 17 years 11 months old, how old will they be when the case is heard on the merits 1+ months later? It can take years for a case to reach the Supreme Court, so a case dealing with age discrimination requires young plaintiffs.
This is only necessary
@DurbryGarbutt
@IsaacHayes3
@isaachayes
I was a part owner in a bar that hosted live music and had to pay for the blanket licenses from PROs, so, yea, I do know a bit about this.