Dark Hybrid (New Year Edition)
@Matt104Will
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FC: SW-1285-9266-9216/Born May '99/Pokémon/Sometimes NSFW/clsh3t/Wannabe Wroter/Randomly Spawns
Hisui?
Joined June 2015
Well, i deem this neccessary. >I am single.>i am not looking for a relationship.>i am Male, AMAB.>i am straight.>i am African-American. That is all.
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@Wunderdasrvicbl @Jonjoeeeeeeeeee Kinda reminds me of that Spider-man comic page. "You can rewrite dna!? you could stop disease, help the sick, CURE CANCER!". "BUT I DON'T WANNA CURE CANCER, I WANNA TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS!".
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@HornyPsyko @RowletGameing You say "unfortunately" like MatPat hasn't canonically gotten laid-.
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@Nxjiyy Last year, I was doing a Woodworking program and during OSHA training, I made a woman laugh for like a solid 2 minutes over a dumb joke I made. It was literally just "Ey, I think dat puddle is dangerous" "How ya know?" "Well, Jerry's gone". DUMBEST JOKE I EVER MADE.
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@alexjay_nl @TMNTNerds He gave him a disarmament weapon, Raph just uses it incorrectly. Splinter could gave him two blunt plastic butter knives, and he'd find a way to make it dangerous.
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@bicycle_pancake Okay, but-.That'd be a funny subversion. "Look, I may be a creep, with a whole shrine of (person) in my closet and know their whole life down to their bodily functions, but i draw the line at forcing myself on them in such a matter-". GIF unrelated.
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@want_ceo @samuel_clack Kinda like how anti vaxxers were like "what if we inject thousands of people with a weakened, watered down version of the current strain of viruses, which would allow a person's immune system to acclimate the virus and know how to defend against the real version?". Like- VACCINE.
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@ComicLoverMari I'd take a full run of "Miles as Thor" if it meant canceling The Amazing Cucked-Man any day.
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@Zhane_Star Nah, that Darwin shit went crazy. Studio confirmed multiple times he's both Black and Adopted, but people were saying that's an issue bc "he got turned into a dog".
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@SolutionGold516 @heatcrash_ >people are actively looking for bugs.>this is a compilation of many different people's games, not one.>these are exceptions, not the usual.>some of these aren't even bugs, but people fucking around (the wigglet dick).
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@This_Is_A_memea @CrazyAssNinten He's right. Outta fuckin' pocket. But right. (Also, ain't no WHITE in a rainbow, either-).
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@AuraMercedes_VT @Merryweatherey @HimeHinghoi @Merrydawg "But the fact i have to do all that means it's too easy". How about i go in your brain and erase 80% of your multiple generations of pokemon experience? Pretty sure Dean and Emma haven't been playing since 2003.
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@Bluebar60241493 @ColumboFanAcct @TAHK0 She still mentions Pappy Potter, and you see the cover. So, it's heavily implies this is JK.
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@TheBoi42653202 @VaushV If you know gender is a made up concept, why do you care that someone is trans?.
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@pik3rob01 @AerospaceCowboy If you noticed, he was wearing a backpack before, and took it off when they separated.
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@ComicLoverMari Both are cycles- one fosters positive growth through the generations with bonds, l9ve and trust. The other is why nursing homes are still in business.
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@AquelBruto @PhillyBeatzU Think like in Minecraft- a character drops loot when they die. Philly has dropped loot CONSTANTLY.
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@jordan_kittley @xaviersonline This is my favorite reason to come to twitter- random adults losing to minors who don't even carethey exist.
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@MedRareSteaks @nortoncampbeII @TextsAuras Okay, but why does the 15yo mentally sound like Billy from TAWOG.
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@MatttGFX I'ma likely be fighting for my life here, but- the Avatar Wan 2-parter doesn't retcon anything about how people learned to bend, just gave more context on WHY they started bending the way we see them now.
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@broken_foreword @AuraMercedes_VT @Merryweatherey @HimeHinghoi @Merrydawg I think people have forgotten how to casually have fun. Now, everything has to be THE game EVER. THE smoothest, THE toughest, THE most open, THE flashiest. Just battle some mons. It's literally easy to do.
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@just_pitch . because Kirby isn't return home. HOME IS RETURNING TO KIRBY, AS TWO PLANETS NEAR THE ROCHE LIMIT.
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@krissiekrissiee @Chickzama Yep. The creator point blank said "she self identifies as a "She". If you are to refer to her, use She".
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@BeerMilwNick @dansinker (-toaster strudels will be free for all USA and UK Citizens for a year.
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@SylveonAlcremie I think you're forgetting Copperajah isn't really from Galar, but from an entirely different, unknown Region. Laventon isn't 100% anyone's ancestor. He doesn't even look like Leon or Hop! The Bandit Sisters, Volo, Arezu, Cyllene, Akari/Rei and Lian look like their descendants.
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@TweetFrmPkmn Well the Unovans just won a soccer match against Galar. So i know she ain't talking.
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@SquishyDuskling @KIRBYSWARPSTAR I would be surprised if every mask I make, that's stronger than the last, kept getting butter sliced.
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@MatthewDelany8 @DudespostingWs Or, hear me out-. It would've been 21 girls. And his own daughter. Better shoot now, then let anyone else suffer. Vigilante Justice wouldn't have been necessary if the cops didn't just brush it off. And what 6 year old asks for sex?.
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@MatthewTabian95 @cxrpxe @VileAgatha He was a YouTuber, very big Nintendo supporter and streamer. Before he passed, his YT account was hacked and the hackers posted porn/hentai. He was also dealing with depression off camera, and people bothering him for "drama content" (like Keemstar) drove him to suicide.
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@mrrshy_apsh @Kaldruen Oiled up tramp stamp Leon vs FUCKING KYORGE FROM POKEMON lives rent free in my head.
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@Trutown @ProfofEvil He was literally so stressed out his powers stopped working. That's kinda the whole point- it's like working yourself to exhaustion: eventually you choose to take a break, or your body automatically shuts down.
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@NotKnownAlias47 @NemuiDaysu That happened in Miles original origin, too. He died after a roided up Osborn attacked Aunt May's house iirc, though he managed to beat Norman before succumbing to his injuries in MJ's arms.
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@MGodhusen @Bulbagarden Hisuian Decidueye exists bc Hisui is a lot colder than the Alola region it comes from. So, it grew thicker coats of down, which (likely) slowed it down. Instead, it became an up close fighter, but still keeping it's archery ability.
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@BurgundyBirb @FalcoLambda It starts with shapes. It just just one to understand humanity's sin of existence to doom us all. Alfred Hitchcock is laughing in his grave.
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@syllanaa @TheNCSmaster @Matt_Gaming19 @TAHK0 I think he reflects on that in Platnium. Headcanon- the reason he wants to stay in the Distortion World was to think about why exactly his research lead him down this path.
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@OrsonWellesButt @yandhiisntreal Not every "character runs into something" is supposed to be humorous. But judging by the way almost everyone immediately leapt to the conclusion it's "supposed to be funny" yea, no. The indicator is the.1- Unfinished.2- Lingers on the aftermath.3- character is clearly affected.
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@somocaaaa @niccoyat >Even the best contraceptive is 99% effective. >Sex is recreational as well as procreational. >Forced pregnancy .>rape, from a spouse, family, strangers.>Malicious tampering . You could also just. have a vasectomy.
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@PKontwt Bro has been having so many "steps in the right direction" he's just fucking walking atp.
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@mevorange2 @Nxjiyy . This is now a Core Memory. I thank you, and will process this for at least the next 8 years.
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@SimonRConway @TGDGojira @Mokimolewds Imagine just having a character reading a book, and the pages are the script for the next chapter-.
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@addemmskaa @BlueAndRedGames @And0ver @deadhardware @KaijuUltimax @ChromatoseDev I think it stems from "Well, it's not useful TO ME"- no shit, you're not the only person playing this on the planet, tho. I mean, look at this entire thread- dude admitted he thinks it's condescending to be told where a ladder is.
@GhostofMahvel @yakotrick You want new players, right? You want people to play your game outside of the fanbase, right? You want it to be easy for those people to tell at a glance what's happening and what's important in their environment, right?. Wait you play Ultrakill. Nevermind.
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@xxdx001 @helpmeskeletor Yes, because i have gone from calm to violently angry that Nazis exist. Is. that not the normal reaction to people who are nazis as a black person?.
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