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Veni Cantare Bass 2 Singer | We exist within coconut-related contexts.
Lombardy, Italy
Joined September 2009
Zero similarities mind you.
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Itβs me kidnapping my friends last night.π they wanted to go to a second location. Called the Uber ndathi siya pha. They realised very late that we are actually headed home. πππasoze bethunaπβπΎ.
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Asoze ube ngu Ginger. Ziphi documents???.
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Bethuna someone just parked their groceries by the door at News Cafe and theyβre drinking?πππβπΎ
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Do people understand what happened during apartheid? 5 hours with no electricity and you already prefer a regime that exploited, murdered, robbed, and impoverished black people for decades to come. Huh?.
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Yimbali mntase. Makasuke kwi heater.
Incidental finding in a patient with acute pancreatitis. Whatβs the diagnosis?
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βCastitjoβ.
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Same Ms Masombuka, same.
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Lmao not in Accounting mntase. They let you bring your books even.
The sole purpose of university exams or tests is to test your memory πnot your knowledge of the work I swear.
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Sisusa umoya ongendawo.
Why nisula ibank card when it declines?!! π.
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Depanda kwi magnitude yengxaki.
do you guys pray in english or your home language? im tryna see somn.
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BITCHππ
OMG Kyle fucking Richards just tapped me on the shoulder to ask about a restaurant ππππOMG we had a mini chat.
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This meeting is in London. I thought theyβd send me there. I just received a Zoom link.
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Lmao Ayanda being an international fav is most pleasing to me πthatβs my mama #RHODurban.
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Colleague: any thoughts on BRICS?.Me:.
the BRICS tea is kinda interesting, idk.
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Andifun nowandarisha sana.
I wonder what my life would be like if i wasn't Xhosa.
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Abantu abadala abanayo tuu indlela yothetha. Problem is, I have a smart mouth so iba yi dilemma.
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God will give you a dress that matches your spirit.
32. Nonku Williams #RHODurban.#HDJ2024 #HollywoodbetsDurbanJuly #HDJ #HDJRideTheWave #UltimateGirlsTripSA
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How are we tracking, fren?
Tyla is about to learn the other side of us today because uyaphapha.
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Gwol I donβt read the comment section let Tyla be the superstar that she is without attaching her to any of your favs. Stream TYLA
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#HelenZille says we wouldn't have roads and water pipes if it wasn't for colonialism. I guess colonialism hasn't made a visit here:
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Plastic off the white refrigerator chi.
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Apparently as Xhosa speakers, regardless of sex or sexuality, we have a weakness for Zulu speakers. When a Zulu speaks we just meltπ.
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When I say wars were waged?
Who got that one Bravo clip?.
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Notice how Cardi hasnβt fallen out with a single one of them. Zero.
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A one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics, and a cash prize of $100,000.
Either than the cup what else do you get when you win the World Cupπ.
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Yi curfew ngapha, akho tywala iphinde ibeyi load shedding ye 4 hours. To say weβre in hell would be a gross understatement.
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The legendary MamβSbongile Khumalo in Princess Magogo πππ
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Sabu Fear Factor.
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Let me give you a new Style, a new HAIRDO, a new CUT, a new COLOUR!.
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Yeyakwa capitec?.
This coffee Table for R4500 incl VAT . Excluding delivery.
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I raise you church. Nkuntsela zama gqwirha ke lawo.
the worst person you know goes to therapy religiously.
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