@JamesOKeefeIII T-6 days untill literally nothing happens again. Hey hey James O'queef

@bertkreischer @KTLA Wait his shirt is off?!?! Wow guy is breaking new ground in comedy fatty

@bertkreischer I'm guessing not as fast as your fat ass. Amirite hey hey

@TheoVon @thesketchreal Yea brother me too, brendan showed me how to gorw a mullet can't wait to start the pod brother

@columtyrrell Hey hey Give it up for the door guy, making moves

Happy to finally announce that @elonmusk has brought me onto the tesla design team to help make future teslas even more ugly looking (hard task I know). so rest assured you nerds you will look even more dorky on the road soon. Be prepared to x bout it or elon wont notice you

@sammorril We get it you watch sports ya queef

I like my stand-up best when it's sitting down. Hey hey #comedy #JoeRogan #bertkreischerwhaitwho?

@FightMate Who let Hillary Clinton out without her handlers?

@bertkreischer Can't wait to hear the machine story to the 999th time, I heard the 1000th time it really hits. I'm not drinking either just 3 drinks today I don't count that fatty. Buy our terrible booze just 69$

@BrendanSchaub Hey hey ya Failed fighter, failed comedian, failed wigsky promoter, failing Podcaster. But he won a fight once 100 years ago. Such an inspiration hes why my comedy is so good and not hack

@sammorril Mediocre at best ya queef

@BrendanSchaub Just when you thought bapa couldn't be any more redacted. He goes and pulls this #lolcow

@bscomedian @NetflixIsAJoke Hope he takes his shirt off, wouldn't be funny if he doesn't take his shirt off. Amiright Fatty

@shwangardini Who is this?

Hey hey so many illegals eating all my slices amiright #NewYork

Rode the subway because I'm in New York. Pretty wacky

@SalVulcano Everyone already knows you're an old man who wears kids shoes fatty, try again

@sammorril @BenStiller Hey hey let's keep it to jokes amirite

@luisjgomez @stfuayen Hey hey this Means your gay