Mark McCormack
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From Galway exiled in Dundee...teacher all views are my own hence probably wrong
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So this happened today. Meet James Patrick McCormack.
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Brilliant from Carragher! Leicester should have a statue of Ranieri and sack the players!!
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Couple of great days but 100% paying for it this morning!
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I think my TV is broken I’ve just watched Owen Farrell getting a red card for a dangerous tackle. I thought he was exempt from the laws on tackling?
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Needless to say myself and Mirs have had a different reaction to the new TV 🤣
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Few delays but McCormack’s Bar is finally open for business.
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Who knew left handed pens were a thing?
Thanks very much to School Books Ireland - noticed I was left handed and sent me these left handed pens! Will give them a try!
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Nothing like your club captain having a major fear another club in the same league might lose their manager.
Charlie Adam admits Steven Gerrard Rangers future doubts as he reveals major Newcastle United interest fear
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Anyone got the loan of a leaf blower I’m trying to shift this puddle? 😜
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What do United fans expect Fox to say “ya our goalies are rubbish we are trying our best to sign anyone with hands”.
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If Peaky Blinders make a comeback I’ve a man looking for a part.
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Meanwhile in a house in Fintry Charlie is struggling to hold it together.
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In my 11 years in Scotland I thought I had the lingo down. That is until today when I found out people call a worktop a “bunker”. Makes zero sense.
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Robbie Savage “his goalkeepers not helping him at all”. Strange those things don’t seem to happen with Varane and Martinez are there.
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First time all season United have won a 3 o’clock Saturday kick off. Never thought I’d utter the words I might actually like Jim Goodwin!
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10 years today I left home for the City of Discovery…..10 years how did that happen? I was going home after 1!
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Pretty poor from United today but honestly the fan base is something else. 3 lads behind me, father and sons, before Glass and Mochrie had even been brought on they were on their backs.
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Final wedding party done and dusted…🇮🇪 you didn’t disappoint.
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Couldn’t let them come all the way over and not have a pint in the McCormack Lounge.
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Old age has officially set in. Spend the past three days in Dalguise with the P7s back last night and was in bed by half 9 but still fell asleep on the couch today!
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Myself and Mirs were walking up Stobie about half 10 this morning passed an elderly gentleman who proceeded to call us a “couple of c**ts” 🤣🤣🤣 absolutely made my day.
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@GAA__JOE
It’s fairly easy when no one lays a hand on the man delivering the pass then Gleeson has time to miss control the ball pick it up stroll past an awful attempt to tackle him….was he playing against a Junior C team?
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Had a few lemonades last night and ended up buying a 75 inch TV. I had planned on getting one but not quite yet. Beans on toast for the rest of the month.
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First of all I’m not a Harry Potter fan so wasn’t overly excited about Harry Potter World today but thought it was pretty cool. Butter beer on the other hand is one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever tasted.
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It’s been relegated to the garage but it’s my second best purchase for the house ever!
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One upside to the 6pm kick off United won’t ruin my Saturday until at least 6:01 not the usual 3:01.
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If that fouls on Saka the commentators are screaming for a red card.
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Twenty years gone in a flash.
@Meelicke
u21 county champions. The full back line has aged like a fine wine 🤣🤣🤣
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This one ticked off, once I’ve had my Christmas dinner I’ll be fine to go back to Scotland.
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Souness reckons Sabitzer should have got a red for “doing” the Leicester CB.
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What else would you be doing the morning of your wedding!
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Managed to get the doors on today was hoping to have it finished by Friday but gravity and a ladder had other ideas.
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Well used to Ireland not doing the business on the big stage. Happy to carry on that tradition in school today!
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I can’t tell you the amount of times after a long shift I’ve went back to the staff room and had a drink….oh wait I can never because I’d be sacked!
"I don't think at any time he thought he was breaking the law... he thought just like many teachers and nurses who after a very long shift would go back to the staff room and have a quiet drink"
Tory MP Michael Fabricant urges Boris Johnson to apologise
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Best teachers present ever! This was accompanied by 60 bags of cheese and onion crisps!
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I went for the scariest thing I could think of ...a Trump supporter! “This is a great costume, it’s really really really great, probably the greatest costume there’s ever been. People love it. Make Halloween Great Again”
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I think if the Oor Wullie trail has taught us one thing it's Dundee isn't a bad place!
#prouddundonian
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Fuchs was outstanding at his best but he hasn’t been at his best for quick a while now. Good to get some cash for him now rather than nothing in the summer.
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I don’t understand the rules of football anymore. How Salah’s goal was allowed baffled me and how that Wolves goal has been disallowed has baffled me more.
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again Daniel James is not good enough to be playing for Man Utd.
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It said 7+years. I must be a genius, only took me 3 hours and a lot of swear words.
@CrokePark
@gaa
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Wonder will Slippy G get know it was Malmö that beat them tonight or will he call them Copenhagen?
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Hello is that the police? I would like to report a crime.
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I used to throw out leftover bits of toast or a stale bit of a loaf but after this morning they’ll be getting nothing….make sure you’ve the sound on for this!
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That performance makes Sibbalds omission even more confusing!
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How Sky Sports can actually pay Kris Boyd money to “analyse” a game is beyond me.
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Jack Grealish accusing someone else of going down easily
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That Qatar goalie looks like he could get a game for Dundee United.
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Tell me you’re home for Christmas without telling me you’re home!
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Lockdown garden project number 9,999,999 finished during the week. Now if only the snow would go away!
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Slowly but surely….I’m no carpenter but it’s getting there.
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Imagine being what is considered an adult who cycles to Tesco to buy Fifa. 🙈
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Just finished Squid Game….for anyone that hasn’t watched it don’t bother.
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His United jersey is still too big but managed to get his Ireland one on.
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So after about 40 attempts to pause it on the right part I realise it’s just a photo of Jo
#LineOfDuty
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If you’re needing any gardening/carpentry work done ho somewhere else I’m done for 2020. On the other hand I’ve a beer garden available for 2020.
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Covid test done for flying home tomorrow………I clearly haven’t been doing those lateral flow tests right for the past year I think there’s still some of my brain attached to a swab on South Tay Street.
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Saturday night when you're walking around Tesco with nothing but booze and crisps in your basket you hear "hello Mr McCormack"
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