ThePrestwichMarauder
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Morrissey / The Smiths, Man City, my 3 amazing kids -not necessarily in that order 😉. Grassroots coach. Unprincipled vegetarian 🏆🏆🏆 🏆🏆
Manchester
Joined July 2014
Now fully cured.
🗣 Sir Alex Ferguson - "We had a virus that infected everyone at Manchester United. It was called winning."
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Artetas had some serious work done this summer .Looks bloody ridiculous.
I need Mikel Arteta to use that PAIN and clinch the title next season 💔🥹.
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2nd year running they thought they were getting gold PL badges on the sleeves 😂.
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This is what we’re dealing with on a matchday now 🙄.Charge number 116
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Never won 4 PLs in a row either. And there was zero competition back then.
1,500 games. 26 seasons. Never lost 4 games in a row.
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“You’ll never walk alone” *. * unless you make a mistake on the pitch and then its death threats time.
Jarell Quansah’s Instagram comments have been limited due to the amount of abuse he’s been getting. Think before you speak.
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@oasispj38 @DaveJEvans70 Never underestimate the power of panic on your ability to make reasoned decisions.
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Listen here baldy, ive got high blood pressure and my doctor prescribes a nice calm 3-0 win.
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He’s just perfectly described Liverpool did at the Etihad 🙄.
🔴 Van Dijk: “There was only one team trying to win the game but unfortunately it did not happen. We were superior in all aspects”. “They were hoping to hurt us on the counter and they are buzzing with a point”, says via @ShamoonHafez.
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This is where we were when we were shit ⬇️.
.@MCFC fans – 55% have attended games for over 25 years, the highest number in the #BPL #YouAreFootball
http://t.co/a1Q0ivnYtU.
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Legend of the game
This Man City fan after De Bruyne’s goal….
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Just 24,149 fewer than little old Citys. Small club.
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Maybe i’m being unfair and he’s just had an allergic reaction….To BOTOX.
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Don’t want to hear an “empty seat” comment coming from a Manchester United fan ever again. Shameful support today
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“DH Gate mate, £10 and just as good as the ones in the club shop”
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Heads falling off all over the place in Liverpool. Man City have broken them 🤣🤣🤣
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Man City away at Old Trafford.
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That polo shirt is fucking tremendous.
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And finally we arrive at the real reason for this shitstorm 🙄.
📰| Manchester City midfielder Bernardo Silva is very likely to miss the game against Liverpool in November. The midfielder is currently under investigation by the FA for a tweet he posted last weekend. He could receive a six-game ban from the FA. (The Times and The Independent)
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@KalamityKill He’s was previously a handsome guy. Made a mistake here. Points at personal insecurities though which is interesting.
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I see a lot of footballers on my TL this morning calling out the booing of Harry McGuire in an Emgland shirt last night. Where were they when @sterling7 was getting abuse for about 5 years?.
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City will sign a player weve barely heard of for half the money and in 12 months he’ll be as good as de Bruyne, Rodri, Bernardo etc. Always the way. Then we’ll be told its easy to have unlimited money and sign all the worlds best players 😆. Good luck to this lad though.
🚨⚪️ Real Madrid are close to complete deal to sign Jude Bellingham, confirmed. Negotiations are progressing to the final stages. Personal terms are almost agreed — Juni Calafat, crucial again. New meeting has been scheduled to complete the agremeent with Borussia Dortmund.
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My lad couldn’t make the game today so we took his mate. He’s been to the Etihad 4 times in his life. Shakhtar, Sheff Weds, Watford and Burton; 6-0, 7-0, 8-0 and 9-0. Anyone got a spare ticket for the derby for him? 😂.
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At £60m Cucurella can stay at Brighton for me. No one else in world football pays more than £35m for him. Let them keep an unhappy player. Plenty more fish in the sea.
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“Dirty cornflake money”.
We've announced a new multi-year partnership with Kellogg's! ⭐️. Two iconic Manchester brands empowering better days 🩵
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It’s absolutely wrong to take pleasure in a child being upset. Fortunately judging by the language and the hairline this is a tiny middle aged man so fair game.
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RIP Paul Ritter. Only 54, no age at all. Death - shit on the shitting thing 😕
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CFG know EXACTLY what they’re doing 😂😂.
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God bless Bobby Power aka Gorgeous Gordon. Truly sad news
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Fun fact; Manchester City lead the table in goals scored from outside the penalty area in the Premier league since Pep Guardiola arrived.
The big winner this weekend was football. Duran, Barnes and Schar rightfully getting the plaudits for scoring outside the box goals. Ignore boring managers telling you to pass it in and have a shot. Back of the Net!.
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Genuine question;.Given Norway have Haaland, Odegaard and Bobb at their disposal, why are they absolutely shit?.
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🚨Breaking News 🚨.GLAZERS STAYING TEN MORE YEARS 😉
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A brief shining light for early 80s Manchester City.Rest well Trevor. A very decent man
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Manchester City sold three academy goalkeepers, Gunn, Bazunu and Trafford, for around the same money they paid in transfer fees for Erling Haaland 🤣. Not a single senior appearance between them for City. Let that sink in!
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Literally EVERY single supporter of a premier league club other than #mancity wishes their club had what we have. Serial trophy winners. Ambitious owners who does their best for the team, stadium, academy and local area. All the complaints and moaning are jealousy pure and simple.
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@irishbryan He fucking knows now.Love living in the past don’t you?.Don’t blame you. Future looks shit for you. And the present? Well, you’re just our dogs.Keep going plastic Irish American Brian who supports an English club. I’d be bitter too if i signed up for glory and got this united 💩.
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More cheats 😡.How are City meant to compete?.
🚨 Manchester United have confirmed that they are aware of claims able-bodied fans have been 'sitting in wheelchairs in order to access matches' away from home. (Source: @MailSport)
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VAR was intended to be a tool to manipulate results. You will never convince me otherwise.
The offside rule was to stop attackers lurking near the oppositions goal. How on earth is he gaining an advantage with this???. This isn’t football!
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“Every woman every man.Loves Ilkay Gundogan.Ilkay Ilkay, Ilkay Ilkay”
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Weren’t we assured last year that the Champions League was far bigger than winning the premier league? Can’t think what’s changed 😉.
"I'd swap every medal i've got just to have this one round my neck!" 🥇. Lifelong #LFC fan Trent Alexander-Arnold says winning the Premier League title was for his family. 🏆.
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City need to go full strength tomorrow. 1) Secure the league then rest players. 2) Send Chelsea a message ahead of the final. 3) Ensure Chelsea have something to keep battling for until end of season. 4) Do West Ham a favour 👌🏻.
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Missed a few stats there bud:. Grealish- 3 Premier league titles, 1 FA Cup, 1 Champions league, 1 World club cup, 1 Euro super cup. Pepe - 1 free transfer back to the farmers league . Happy to help 🤝.
Jack Grealish's stats for Man city : Appearance 127 , goals scored 14 , assists 18. Nicolas Pepe's stats for Arsenal Appearance 112 , goals scored 27 , assists 21
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About as blue as a strawberry this cunt 😂.
Once City fan today revealed he wanted Pep Guardiola to leave the club as 'his time is up' 😨.
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Beginning of the end for the ‘City’ gas towers ☹️. Place won’t be the same without them
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Is it “don’t try and get in without a ticket”?.
Important information for #LFC fans travelling to Wembley for the #CarabaoCupFinal 👇.
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United fans and Liverpool fans all in the same place 😉
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Two wembley cup finals last season.Third place finish in Prem.Champions league football.Unprecedented levels of spending on new players. Entitled and Spoilt arrogance FC.
Today is a deeply painful moment for me as a lifelong United fan. I've never felt so disheartened. We've held onto the hope that the Glazers would accept Sheikh Jassim's offers for months, but the fact that we had to resort to loaning players this summer clearly shows the
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The boys in blue, from division 2, on our way to Istanbul 👌🏻💙
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We’re fucking massive.Absolutely broken these soft cunts.
Have you ever seen a City player look out of breath, ever?.
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@ayeejuju Part of me thinks yes. The kid will hurt and remember how this felt. Part of me thinks, “well this is actually assault”. Maybe just teach your child empathy before it gets to this.
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Morning all. Get that kettle on, piss needs boiling 😂.
𝘽𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂: #ManCity have reported revenues of £712.8m for the 22/23 season, the highest of any club in Premier League history.
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@MCFC__BH Im gonna go out on a limb and say you never watched Alan Kernagan, Ged Brannon and Eddie McGoldrick then?.
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Found one 😂😂😂😂.
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All i see here is three City legends 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻.
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Yeah but what about Virgil Van Dijks 4 Premier League clean sheets this season?.
Most goals in #LaLigaHistory. Most assists in #LaLigaHistory. Most hat-tricks in #LaLigaHistory. Most wins in #LaLigaHistory. Most goals for @FCBarcelona. Most goals for Argentina. Most Ballon d'Ors in history. Most European Golden Shoes. The list goes on. 🌟💙 LEO MESSI ❤️🌟
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@WeAreTheOverlap @AdamMcKola @StretfordPaddck @Carra23 Hahaha he’s almost in tears. The jealousy is strong.
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Ex players posting photos of parades from 3 years ago and talking about City. They’re absolutely obsessed 😂. We’ve broken them 🤣.
It looks like a fake picture but I can assure you is not is a real one. You can buy haaland for your team with oil money but you can't buy history and this incredible fans. Up the reds ♥️🔴
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Congratulations on the one millionth time United and their supporters have completely missed the point of this. Literally zero sense of irony. Almost as is they’re all American.
Poking fun at City fans …….they just don’t get it do they
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Manchester United Airlines 🛩️🌧️.
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Got to hand it to Sir Jim and the Ineos team. They got that new stadium built pretty quickly 😉
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Absolutely disgusting this. Kyle Walker has been a legend for this club. Notwithstanding the fact that even if he was our worst ever player he doesn’t deserve abuse of any kind. We all know what demographic this abuse comes from. It’s not from match going fans.
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Nobody remembers the second man on the moon 😂.
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@SteTudor123 @sisteers Exactly. No issue with the club or players. Its the arrogance and entitlement of the fans that people despise. Lack of self awareness doesn’t help them either.
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While the football world continues to lose its mind as City set yet more records, anyone remember the time City won, drew and lost on the same night? 😂.
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Remember Bernardo Silva getting an actual premier league ban for less. Anyone reckon Garnacho will be suspended this Sunday?.Nah me neither 🚮
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Over on @football365 John Nicholson dedicates 10,000 words to being completely indifferent to Man City 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@City_Zone_ @ManCityTalk98 This reasoning would make perfect sense. If he’d signed for literally any other club in the world apart from Chelsea.
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Away end at the Etihad when Liverpool come to town.
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Been thinking that City have been poor this season. Watching Villa v United i realise i’m just spoilt 💩.
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Free kick to United 🤬.Rigged and corrupt. And still they can’t beat us.
Lets see how big this thread gets by the end of the game. FA refs are rigged:.
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@spbajko Anyone could manage it with that cabin crew and the backing of that state airline. Like to see him do it in a paper aeroplane.
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115 only exists cos certain clubs don’t like having the league completely under their control. As an institution there was no incentive for this club to improve. All they had to do was turn up and results were handed to them. They still can’t fathom where it went wrong.
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Tourist central down here. Well played @ManCity .Don’t wanna hear Pep moaning about ‘his people’ letting the team down tonight. Club have let us all down.
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Regularly “left the boot in” on goalkeepers. Admitted to playing under the influence of cannabis routinely. Ian Wright can cut the ‘holier than thou’ crap 🚮.
Ian Wright tears into Haaland for his 'coward move' against Gabriel
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Its the Most Wonderful Time of the Year 💙.They never learn 😂.
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Chelsea fans seem to have forgotten to bring their inflatable European cups this year 🤫
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Standard day at the office. Smash United and meet your first City hero. Cheers Tommy 🩵
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