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@Akumabat Honestly no mater his appearance one would think that Merc and Security companies would kill for a guy that is naturally bullet resistant and has super strength.
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@OpulentDog @izbubbles The thing is he isn't even WRONG. Danny is in fact an Undead much like a vampire without needing to suck blood.
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@Sinestros_Myte I love this because it makes perfect sense. Azmuth said it himself. The Omnitrix isn't a weapon. The Omnitrix is the ultimate preservation and intergalactic ambassadorial tool created to archive, restore, and facilitate communication with every species with sufficient sapience.
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@krembeni @khyleri did draw her having a better life, in a date, and later we see her with Power wearing a wedding ring.
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@ohshidt Model ships had been a thing since the 1800's. Anime Merch has been a thing since the 70's. Why don't normie adults recognize collectors items and Popular art when they see it? TV and Movie Memorabilia has been a thing since the 1940's!! And I see you all being on his case.
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@RiseFallNickBck I love the fact that Arnold onehundred persent saw this and backtracked. He isn't doing his family dirty like that.
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@juniperjadelove I love the actress. She says. "Boy, have you seen the male lead? I think you need to revaluate what you mean by sexy, because the thirst is universal in this show."
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@CSPerfectShot Actually... I want to believe it's going to be like. Eternity Devil: "You fools shall know horror bey- Son of a bitch! What are you doing here?" Denji: "Missed me fuck face?"
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@LocalRob0t @Nukalegend @nzarbb I assume it's for the same.reason that Chimpanzee poachers exist.
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@pacmaner100 They have such a massive victim complex that they believe that revenge is the only answer.
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@kun_kuzo @MangaContexts Young voice actress that didn't grow up in the same Wild West Internet that us screwed up veterans did. And bad enough public perception can cost her that career. That said, have an assistant handle that Twitter account and never touch it ever again.
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@altoraiser That isn't an "INCEL manifesto" it's a chaste woman who was very pissed off at the audacity that those women had for cheating on the men that where dying on her hospital beds. Some with missing limbs, other filled with holes and infections of all kinds.
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@Jack_S_Wolfman ....... Theatrics aside... The guy did a solid backflip and stuck the landing and has good agility and a solid fighting stance. He has been getting good training somewhere.
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@tindrone @FMAPerfectShots Alchemist, is still an Alchemists without being able to transmute. Since he is a master of theory and the raw math for it. So he is downgraded to a having both a Particle Physics PhD. and a Chemistry PhD.
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@globining If this is a Grimdark setting like Magical Girl Spec-Ops Asuka getting a Revy level Mercenary to be a Magical Girl killing monsters as she indulges in endless bloodlust may actually saner than giving teenage girls crippling PTSD or turning them into sadistic turturers.
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@rembuchelover I am Puerto Rican, but if anything I learned traveling Guatemala, Mexico, and Peru when I was a kid with dad is that us Latinos LOVE ANIME. The girls too! Mexican Girls pulling better cosplays than most American ones on a budget because they learned to sew from Abuela. XD
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@keenbiscuit Had they lived Lucy and Becca would have talked. This is official artwork after all.
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@tanijrou Hardly a fake marriage. It starts that way but those two wether they admit it or not frigging need this in their lives and the sooner they can figure out how to keep it despite the Cold War tensions the better.
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@YourVioletLight @ceres_fauna69 Shiori is weird but there is no evidence she is anything but sweet if unusual.
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@rainycin @53gaDr3amca5t Hardly. This guy is chill and refused to be baited into a bad argument. This character has. Abad temper and gets into pop-culture trivia duels with friends.
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@BoyCartoonist Clark can't let his inner Kansas out or else be discovered. He shows up whith corn on the Cob, BBQ Brisket, BBQ Ribs, Coleslaw, and Cornbread, and Beer? She will know he is Clark Kent.
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@ArchonOf They are actually a warrior fantasy marriage that adopted a war orphan according to the artist of this @mmm0pan . She also is the one that is more dominant during sex. I am not joking.
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@selipse4 The Japanese don't care. They will only complain if the Sushi tastes bad or is badly prepared. they do Sushi/Western Food fusions all the time simply to get more sales from time to time.
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@NoBadNoel @Teddybearszs @hoppymcfboi21 He would have been genuinely happy too, because it means The Allies won the war, no way that Black People would be roaming free in an Axis dominated world. With Marvel Tech it would have been Wolfenstein but somehow worse.
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@thesvinny @HimeHinghoi Chainsaw Man has these goats so I see your point.
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@yungzaniel Berserk is the least disturbing one here.
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@ReignOfPride To be fair a lot of good mental health comes down to having good friends and a supportive lover. The lack of these things does drive people insane regardless of sex.
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@hou_jae04 I actually kinda like the idea that Medusa is immortal and she is alive as a severed head here. The idea of Perseus having to apologize, and explain that Athena forced his hand makes it seem they teamed up rather than Medusa's remains being turned into a tool.
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@shoe0nhead Also I am 281lb, I used to be 342lb and it took me three years to get there. And I do not want to still be fat. I am aiming for weight lifting muscle though.
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@berserksouls Me: *Fuck this game, I'm fucking hungry*. On my way.
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@XDuriumusX Ironically DxD. But this is because God left, Angel's weren't perfect in running thigs, but where angels nonetheless. And since original Satan was defeated as well as most old demons Hell stopped being Hell because the descendants of demons became more human.
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@huanovec @Bolverk15 I know the internet can do that. But I see no motive for Amourath to play it up for sympathy engagement when she is as popular as she is. It seems more like a case of her own game finally giving her the power and room to scream for help.
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@Doodlelot Because Pigeons where originally domesticated and don't actually eat that much trash. That and they are surprisingly more clean than people give them credit for. The reason why cities are filled with pigeons is because we used to use them as messengers. Also emergency chicken.
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@KY_Draws Ironically I can see David and the rest of the gang actually might loose it at a Yankee Hat. Imagine the team and baseball went extinct fifty years ago and them finding the equivalent of a highly sought-after museum piece.
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@e_considine @StephenPiment Japan has a TON of UFO sightings. It's just that the sheer burocracy of the Japanese government has the phenomenons being covered by the press. Not to mention how much traditional folk legends and aliens tend to intertwine leading to further confusion.
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@FuckKoroks "But such words would be wasted on you." Would have sufficed.
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@smttemp @KILLTOPARTY @ycomeyounotatto She was being mean,he took as a joke. Kind of shows the issue here. She runs bitterness, my boy just thought on sillyness.
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@Tailuigi @ComicLoverMari Makes sense that Superman is the result of one. Big Blue Boy Scout is best when all that goodness is genuine and his usual at home self is the wholesome big lug.
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@krjie_13 @MollyTheGoblin It's literally just still image and the sound was at the very end of it. Kaji then gives Misato a bit of Intel that exposes all of NERVS horrifying secrets. Also, it's been implied that they've had an On and Off relationship for years and they haven't married yet because they are
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@failed__normie @LilithLovett Yeah, but Deku has a double meaning in Japanese. Because while it is an insult, it also sounds very close to the word "Dekiru" which mean "Can Do" or "Determined" so it can be heard as Determined.
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@a_nuclear_bird @BepDelta Fact Ilulu is just short. She is the same age as Tohru in Dragon years. Meaning only slightly younger than Kobayashi in physical age. Basically yeah, Ilulu is a young adult Dragon capable of bearing and raising children.
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@RiseFallNickBck I always felt Mabel got away Scott Free for her constant tomfoolery and Diper just suffered the concequences of stuff he didn't even do. Getting him off his crush with Wendy is a good thing, but he honestly should have been allowed to follow in Ford's footsteps he has the genius.
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@NotCheckered @Hazexual @OrwellNGoode A harmful Navajo Witch that specializes in shapeshifting into, possession, or creating the illusion of an animal. They are cannibals and it is beloved they draw power through the practice.
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@Ayy_Lmayonnaise @RedMakuzawa There is a 94 year old retired Japanese Taxi Driver that is one of the best Forza players in the world and was introduced into the game by his grandson.
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@AnsgarTOdinson @DarkMeme1988 Several passages in the Bible even describe the concquences of touching the Ark without permission from God. It reads like a caveman trying to describe extreme radiation poisoning.
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@MickTheebs @MrAlexisPereira It wasn't. It was lost with the fall of Rome though. Ironically anal was rediscovered first in the middle ages by French Nuns as a loophole.
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@CornellM90 @Ch0og0o @AngeloFalls It also helps that Regen is already a handsome man and a gender bent version would still be smokin.
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@HimeHinghoi *Manga Readers*
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@LilithLovett Loki. Bisexual? Pffffft So they are toning him down then? Loki transformed into a mare, got fucked by a stallion, and then gave birth to Odin's Eight Legged superhorse. He also transformed into different women across Midgard and had sex with several men some times in orgy's.
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@King_dregg_ @Floating_Megane There are red-hair Spaniards. You know that right? That Spain borders France and Portugal, and has frequent travelers from Switzerland. Right!?
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@4chan_green @OrwellNGoode If she has a good sense of humor, she would laugh, then probably ask you if you can keep going. Possibly because she was referring to how many times you cum rather than how much.
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@josh_melles @Jeans_TV Halo: Legends. Mostly adaptations of The collection of short Stories of Halo: Evolutions. And before that traditional Sci-Fi Novels did the Halo marketing wonders. Halo's ideas have been circulating around and comes from a tradition of Sci-fi pulps, going back to the 60's.
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@YaBoyHart This is less of a fetish to me as it is her just being sad, yet adorable... (Why would anyone keep employing her as a maid? Give the poor woman some prosthetics, even cheap ones, and have her do some secretary, or clerical work, as long as she can write and has a ride home.)
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@SynSapienceTTV @GerridtGOTT @OrwellNGoode Ironically it doesn't count. The men gain fat weight on purpose, and at the same time train a lot to gain insane muscle mass and stamina to turn themselves into human wrecking balls. They are technically fat, but they are so strong that calling them just fat is reductive.
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@TheEbonyMaw @bulletfriendly She is going to have to recognize that she is a lucky and beg on her hands and knees for him to comeback.
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@capybarafrog @OrwellNGoode You learned from their mistakes.
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@AngryJoeShow Joe... 1984 TMNT comics...
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@Hi3cchi @Avarith_Grey Love, hugs, and conpanionship? Yeah that's true. A girl having a great body is nice but its mostly icing to her actually caring about you and enjoying your company.
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@ChibiskittyD @RiseFallNickBck On one hand. "Wow, cold like Antarctica." On the other. "Dude the food and punch here is amazing. Fuck it we bring firewood just so we don't feel bad she burns it. We are staling the mozzaysticks too, and the coke for good measure."
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@Keiseeaaa The return of Yandere Fauna. I can't possibly get more erect.
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@Arthromod @anti_bugman Specially sence the meme was made cropping hentai manga page that had an anime girl crying.
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@kyoruyeye Fruits Basket often feels like an endless mundane trauma dump. Like I often feel that Japanese culture is too concentrated in their devotion to societal harmony that they sacrifice individual happiness to the point of suicide. Where it anywhere else the town would be slaughterd.
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@LaundryGuy1945 I don't understand why. As a literal diagnosed sperg I was suicidal for years because of it. I am functioning, but in all honestly I feel frustrated constantly with normal people. My ADHD is hell too. Trying to make it "personality" straights is a pathetic cry for likability.
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@Lysder_Wolf @DannyBoi231 @ItsTotallyMary @Poegay_ Which just means she will betray him the moment he isn't useful. Yuki is the type of woman to marry for convenience.
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@HololiveMemes Sex is nice, but my man was hungry.
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@Sparkpoodle1 There is irony in that Fletcher toons are partially the inspiration for Ozamu Tezukas art style back in the day. Japanese creators in the 60's did in fact like old American cartoons and comics.
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@NickPeppermint @izbubbles Danny is undead, SpongeBob is a self regenerating sea organism. Basically one is already dead but can manifest freely in the living world, the other dies a million deaths but his memories never die as long his tissue can regenerate.
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@Broncowave3000 @JoKaiGonZo The Japanese do this so often because their main religion isn't centralized and they obliterated the Catholic Chruch's attempts to convert the Japanese into Christians.
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@PJMorell @Mumboejumboh @SophNar0747 The sexy fighters in a Dead or Alive game or Senran Kagura are straight up shown and explained to to be superhuman in their universes. Sexy does not diminish badassery.
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@ohshidt Kid is likely spoiled and family members do not care about the privacy or possessions of a family member. He probably started this collection after getting a job right out of college and this man's sibling had no idea of the investment in these things. Parents just didn't care.
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@AbsoluteUnit30 It's because of Rebecca from Cyberpunk: Edgerunners. She is basically an adult Loli much like Tatsumaki from One Punch Man and like her behaves her actual age. In her case she chooses to be a tiny Gun Nut.
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The Good Ending
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@vividlyASMR I have this, and I want you to meet my wife.
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@Bolverk15 Extremely so. There is a reason why Y-Wings are basically flying missile launchers. I have no idea why the New Republic would even invest in such makeshift and stapled together tech like that!
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@vanilla_latte68 @rock_dzero Yes. But it turns out I was wrong and that isn't the original panel.
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@ceres_fauna69 Now that I understand... It explains why she left Vshoujo Japan. If Kson turns out to be a horrible person after I have been liking her since she was a Legendary Dragon I am not going to be fine.
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@WuKaiTian1010 @greentexts_bot Most women do this. Soldiers always get the short end of the stick in marriage once actual war breaks out. It's why it is advised for men to never be married before going to war. If you live then count your blessings.
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@Smug_Homeslice Acuse them of being incels. None of these characters are incels. A Horror Slasher loving goth boy who thinks he is psychotic but is actually nice. A depressed intelligent student that looks down on everyone and slowly learns to like the people around him. Bookworm that was setup
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@RiseFallNickBck @PointmanC And it was in this movie that the Cartoon should have ended. This was it.
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@LuxRazer1 @WHEAT0_ She has a a criminal, has a decent attitude ironically, is an expert of infiltration and hacking. Is in fact very latina without being stereotypical. Can change from her tavki cyberpunk-ish work outfit to a nice cocktail dress and still look like fire even with that haircut.
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@ComicLoverMari In fact it promotes successful women to search for love because most of them are straight up married to the strongest men on the planet, and they where legends themselves before getting hitched. Are they saying that the most capable women getting the strongest men is an L?
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@MinkyeVT This just seems to me that she is in denial that she actually sees his genuinely good points, but refuses to acknowledge them because they don't fit the exact ideal she had in her head of a datable man. This isn't maternal instinct. She is just in denial because of her Ego.
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@TheKnownOtaku That and it's likely he fought along side Laos soldiers. Laos was fighting the Japanese themselves so they linked up with the Americans when they arrived.
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@OrwellNGoode That translates to. "Must be willing to do a ton of work in a short period of time, and to switch from one task to another at the drop of a hat while still being expected to finish the previous task on a small time window.
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@ShitposterAlex @Bolverk15 Cyberpunk is where WE ARE ALL EXPLOITED. Of course the Corpos are exploring a trans model.
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@SophNar0747 These people do not play video games. They look at franchises like Metroid, early Tomb Raider, and Neir, and think that because the playable female characters are beautiful that they have no agency. Hell a full Fanservice Series like Senran Kagura let their girls be CHARACTERS.
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@PumpkinCanon @aretheygay Which funnily enough is why Cuzco the cartoon parody of an Incan Emperor was wearing a combination of red cloth with gold bracelets and accents on his robes and has his Solid Gold Crown.
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@Egocider To be fair what brought me to you is that you remind me of that Moth Woman in a horror yokai hentai. "Mashiro" So I probably wouldn't have noticed you if your Vtuber model was a Nekomata... Only the trully lonely give in to the yandere...
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@ChiseHatoriChad To be fair. Her porn addiction only started after she discovered how thirsty she was for Magical Girls. Had she never been highjacked into villainy through blackmail she wouldn't have gotten a taste of another girl this early. She needs to make a schedule. No more than once a day
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