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Donald's long lost, imaginary Yiddishe Bubbe! Blocked by Rudy Giuliani, Diamond&Silk, Seb Gorka, Kirstie Alley & Dan Bongino! #Resist #Resistance #FBR #VoteBlue
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SO thankful Jim (Gym) Jordan
@Jim_Jordan
is leading the Biden investigation into nothing.
I mean, you wouldn't want Jim Jordan leading an investigation into SOMETHING, would you?
But nothing? Jim Jordan's your guy.
#MAGA
#GOP
#JimJordan
#GymJordan
#DonaldTrump
#Trump
#Biden
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Can't wait until tomorrow when South Carolina leaves the news cycle & Trump is done using Uncle Tim Scott, who can then go back to being as invisible as his "fiancé."
#DonaldTrump
#SouthCarolina
#NikkiHaley2024
#GOP
#Trump
#TrumpIsNotWell
#TimScott
#MAGA
#SouthCarolinaPrimary
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As I watch this
#SouthCarolina
reunion of inbred extras from DELIVERANCE, I'm once again tempted 2 call the Unsolved Mysteries & America's Most Wanted hotlines 2 let them know I found...EVERYONE!
#MAGA
#GOP
#DonaldTrump
#TrumpRally
#DementiaDon
#Trump
#TrumpIsAnInsurrectionist
Trump rally today. Apparently everyone in SC is white.
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I look forward to tomorrow when
#Iowa
goes back to being a fly-over state we only hear about every 4th year.
Even more, I look forward to going back to not knowing who the Hell Vivek Ramaswamy is.
#DonaldTrump
#IowaCaucus
#IowaCaucuses
#Trump
#DeSantis
#NikkiHaley
#RonDeSantis
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I'm sorry, but what strip club in Hell let Donald Trump wrap his cellulite-riddled orange legs around one of its poles?
#DonaldTrump
#TrumpMentalHealth
#Trump
#MAGA
#GOP
#NikkiHaley
#Haley
#TrumpIsNotWell
#NewHampshirePrimary
#NewHampshire
#JoeBiden
#TrumpCult
#TrumpIsACriminal
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Linda Ronstadt & Karen Carpenter are trending.
To them, I add Carly Simon, Cher, Carole King, ONJ, Streisand, Dionne, Diana Ross, Donna Summer, Toni Tennille, Roberta Flack, Natalie Cole, Aretha, & of course, Helen Reddy.
The 70s-last generation of DISTINCTIVE female divas.
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Since "Irregardless" is trending, I'd like to ask you to remind your English-deficient friends:
Cooborrate is not a word
For all intensive purposes is not a thing
Their, there, and they're are not interchangeable
I could care less means the exact opposite of what you intend...
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Poor Kimberly Guilfoyle
@kimguilfoyle
.
If her plastic surgeon pulls her any tighter, her feet won't touch the floor.
#MAGA
#GOP
#Kimberly
#KimberlyGuilfoyle
#Guilfoyle
#DonaldTrump
#Trump
#TrumpCrimeFamily
#DonaldTrumpFAILEDAmerica
#TrumpCultWakeUp
#TrumpIsNotFitToBePresident
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Hunter Biden Guilty On All Three Counts.
Yet I bet no Biden will appear in front of reporters to whine about corrupt judges, rigged juries, cold courtrooms, revenge, or covfefe.
In a world of Trumps, Be a Biden!
#BeABiden
#MAGA
#GOP
#HunterBiden
#JoeBiden
#DonaldTrump
#Trump
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@shillman1
@shannonconways
I'm pretty sure they're in the non-existent basement of that DC pizza parlor/pedo ring with Hillary's e-mails, the Shroud of Turin, Rose Mary Woods' 18 1/2 minutes of erased Nixon tapes, and Jimmy Hoffa.
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Am I the only one who panicked when I saw Dick Van Dyke trending?!?!?
What a joy to find out today is his 95th birthday!
Happy Birthday,
@iammrvandy
#DickVanDyke
!
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The Donald went down to
#Georgia
,
He was lookin' for some votes to steal
He was in a bind, 10-thousand plus behind
So he called, prayin' to make a deal...
Then Fani Willis said, "F*ck that noise."
The End.
#DonaldTrump
#Trump
#MAGA
#GOP
#FaniWillis
#FultonCounty
#TrumpMugShot
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@LindseyGrahamSC
More proof you're a sad, pathetic, lonely, useless, sycophantic, hypocritical closet case, Lady Graham.
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I stole this from
@ElayneBoosler
because...well...it's perfect.
#MAGA
#MAGAIsCancelled
#Trump
#TrumpMeltdown
#TrumpCrimeFamily
#WearAMask
#WearADamnMask
#Covid
#COVID19
#coronavirus
#GOP
#GOPHypocrisy
#GOPSeditiousTraitors
#GOPSedition
#TrumpIsPathetic
#TrumpFailedAmerica
#Biden
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First, to spare you a stroke, Carol Burnett is alive & well & celebrating her 89th birthday.
Second, as Twitter devolves into Parler/Truth Social, it's inevitable Zuckerberg or Bezos (or, in my fantasy, Dolly Parton) will launch a new Twitter.
Hey,
@DollyParton
, whadda ya say?
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Uh-oh. We've reached Ketchup Defcon 1.666.
Something is about to blow at Mar-A-Lago and it ain't Stormy Daniels or Karen McDougal...
#DonaldJTrump
#DonaldTrump
#Trump
#TrumpCult
#MAGA
#GOP
#TrumpForPrison2024
#Trump2024
#GOPClownShow
#TrumpIsACriminal
#StormyDaniels
#TrumpSOL
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Good news?
#Vaccinated
@LindseyGrahamSC
just tested positive for
#COVID
.
Bad News? He's still testing negative for Truth, Honesty, Common Sense, Rule of Law, Reality,
#Facts
,
#Science
,
#Democracy
, &
#America
.
#Lindsey
#LadyGraham
#LindseyGraham
#MAGA
#GOP
#DonaldTrump
#Corona
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It's not that I mind watching the
#MAGA
#GOP
#RepublicanParty
disintegrate in real time.
It's just that I would prefer a time-lapse version or a highlight reel.
#DonaldTrump
#Trump
#SidneyPowell
#January6th
#faniwillis
#FultonCounty
#GOPClownShowContinues
#TrumpTrial
#Rudy
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I see "What a POS" & "Tom Cotton" trending separately. Shouldn't that be one thing?
#MAGA
#TomCotton
@TomCottonAR
#GOP
#Trump
#Arkansas
#DonaldTrump
#GOPDomesticTerrorists
#GOPTraitors
#January6thHearings
#January6th
#Insurrection
#TrumpCoupAttempt
#TrumpCrimeFamily
#Sedition
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STAND BACK! HE'S ABOUT TO BLOW!
Remember the David Cronenberg movie SCANNERS?
@realDonaldTrump
seems to.
#MAGA
#Trump
#TrumpTantrum
#TrumpIsNotWell
#GOP
#GOPSeditiousTraitors
#DonaldJTrump
#TrumpConceded
#TrumpIsACompleteFailure
#GOPBetrayedAmericaAgain
#MAGAIsCancelled
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My Aunt Esther always said, "There's something good inside every person."
So I took 1 more long, hard look at Marjorie Taylor Greene
@RepMTG
& finally figured it out.
Aunt Esther was just plain wrong.
#MarjorieTraitorGreene
#MarjorieGreen
#MAGA
#GOP
#DebtCeiling
#KevinMcCarthy
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The Bible is trending because, apparently, many of the
#MAGA
#GOP
#Morons
are claiming it is anti-abortion. Um...I must have missed that passage.
And then there is this gem from Billy Graham claiming The Bible does not change. Guess he forgot his version is The NEW Testament.
"The Bible is God's book of promises, and, unlike the books of men, it does not change or get out of date."
#BillyGraham
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My Aunt Esther always said, "There's something good inside every person."
So I took 1 more long, hard look at Marjorie Taylor Greene
@RepMTG
& finally figured it out.
Aunt Esther was just plain wrong.
#MarjorieTraitorGreene
#MarjorieGreen
#MAGA
#GOP
#DebtCeiling
#KevinMcCarthy
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Just when you thought it was safe to turn on your TV...
She's BAAA-AAACK!
The Face. The Lies. The Clothes. The Lies. The Scowl. The Lies. The Eyes. The LIES!
Coming to a Big Screen TV Near You Tomorrow Night!
#MAGA
#GOP
#StateOfTheUnionAddress
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You know who NEVER pleaded the Fifth Amendment?
@HillaryClinton
#HillaryClinton
#Hillary
#MAGA
#GOP
#DonaldJTrump
#DonaldTrump
#MAGAMORONS
#MAGAmeltdown
#January6thHearings
#GOP
#FBI
#FBIRaid
#MarALago
#FBIRaidsMarALago
#TrumpRaid
#Trump
#TrumpIsGuilty
#TrumpCrimeFamily
#Fifth
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Have u basked in the genius of Marjorie Taylor Greene
@RepMTG
?
It's like Eleanor Roosevelt & Dorothy Parker had a baby using Charles Manson's sperm.
#MarjorieTaylorGREENE
#marjorietraitorgreene
#MAGA
#GOP
#BorderBill
#DonaldTrump
#insurrection
#Trump
#Immunity
#GOPBorderCrisis
What the hell is wrong with Marjorie Taylor Greene?
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I see
#MAGACultMorons
, Ashli Babbitt, and Corey Lewandowski are all trending.
Is it Treasonous Traitorous Trump Trash Day again already?
Boy, time flies when half your citizens have single-digit IQs and are related to themselves.
#MAGA
#GOP
#Trump
#DonaldTrump
#TrumpCultLife
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@SteveHofstetter
Lauren Boebert, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz, Jim Jordan, Rand Paul, Paul Gosar, Mo Brooks...I'm not picky...
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@Jim_Jordan
Why are you afraid to admit your role in the Ohio State student wrestler molestation scandal? Why are you afraid to tell us how you misplaced three million dollars in campaign funds? Why are you scared of sport coats?
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I saw murderer trending so naturally I am now wondering what that Krazy Kenosha Killer Krybaby Kreep Kyle Rittenhouse
@ThisIsKyleR
is up to now.
#kylerittenhouse
#Rittenhouse
#MAGA
#GOP
#Murderer
#DonaldTrump
#TrumpCult
#TrumpCrimeFamily
#GOPTraitorsToDemocracy
#January6th
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I am sick of Ashli Babbitt trending every week. Face facts, the only thing she got that she didn't deserve was notoriety.
#AshliBabbitt
#MAGA
#GOP
#DonaldTrump
#Trump
#SeditionHasConsequences
#January6th
#Traitor
#TrumpTreason
#January6thInsurrection
#Sedition
#Insurrection
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Have u EVER seen a couple so in love? My dear, fake, granddaughter-in-law Melania (seen combing through her pre-nup) and my darling Donaleh (see praying for some Russian hooker pee. After all...
Golden Showers Bring Trump Flowers
#TRUMPERS
#MAGA
#GOP
#DonaldTrump
#Trump
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Know what happens when short-sighted Democrats "just can't vote for her"?
Know what happens when Democrats don't show up 2 vote in mid-terms? Sh*t like this happens.
Oh, and F*CK YOU,
@SenatorCollins
.
#abortionishealthcare
#SCOTUS
#Alito
#GOP
#MAGA
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The Donald went down to
#Georgia
,
He was lookin' for some votes to steal
He was in a bind, 10-thousand plus behind
So he called, prayin' to make a deal...
Then Fani Willis said, "F*ck that noise."
The End.
#DonaldTrump
#Trump
#MAGA
#GOP
#FaniWillis
#FultonCounty
#TrumpMugShot
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Shiksa Lauren Boebert
@laurenboebert
is here for
#Shabbat
Din-Din at Mar-A-Lago.
She asks what the little fork is for & I tell her it's for the shrimp.
She says, "Oh," and hands it 2 Mike Johnson.
#LaurenBoebert
#Boebert
#MikeJohnson
#MAGA
#GOP
#DonaldTrump
#Trump
#GOPTraitors
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I wish u all could be here with me at my Donaleh's Rally–aka Inbred-Palooza. This crowd not only shares the same family tree, but the same single branch.
I just met a guy who's his own brother.
#MAGA
#GOP
#TrumpIsAnInsurrectionist
#Trump
#DonaldTrump
#TrumpRally
#SouthCarolina
Three hours before President Trump is expected to speak in South Carolina, the jam packed crowd erupts in “USA” chants!
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Too early for "Jingle Bells"?
#Weisselberg
, Weisselberg
Grifting all the way
Oh what joy it is to have
Cy Vance charge you today
Hey!
Weisselberg, Weisselberg
Caught by all your lies
Looks like you forgot the fact
Ev'rything
#Trump
touches dies!
#MAGA
#GOP
#TrumpOrganization
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You know who NEVER pleaded the Fifth Amendment?
@HillaryClinton
#HillaryClinton
#Hillary
#MAGA
#GOP
#DonaldJTrump
#DonaldTrump
#MAGAMORONS
#MAGAmeltdown
#January6thHearings
#GOP
#FBI
#FBIRaid
#MarALago
#FBIRaidsMarALago
#TrumpRaid
#Trump
#TrumpIsGuilty
#TrumpCrimeFamily
#Fifth
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Does anybody know how to contact John Walsh of "America's Most Wanted"?
I'm here in Wildwood, New Jersey at my darling Donaleh's latest "Trump Rally" and I found EVERYONE.
And then some.
#DonaldTrump
#Trump
#MAGA
#GOP
#NewJersey
#TrumpForPrison2024
#TrumpRally
#WildwoodRally
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#Wuhan
, my lily-white ass! I'm sure
#COVID19
was created by
@GregAbbott_TX
&
@RonDeSantisFL
in a backwoods swamp cabin between their two states, using leftover
#Trump
Wine,
@JasonMillerinDC
's chin, some Eye of
@newtgingrich
, & a giant Jewish Space Laser.
#MAGA
#GOP
#coronavirus
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Oy vey ist mir!
My Trump Media stock is going down faster than Lauren Boebert at a BEETLEJUICE matinee.
#DonaldTrump
#TrumpCrimeFamily
#MAGA
#GOP
#trumpmedia
#TrumpIsNotFitToBePresident
#DonaldTrumpFAILEDAmerica
#StockMarket
#TrumpIsACriminal
#TrumpSOL
#MAGACult
#MAGAMorons
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Thank you, dear Georgians, for getting your REV on and voting your OSSOFF!
#GeorgiansVotedRevWarnockAndOssoffAndSavedAmerica
#GeorgiansVote
#Raphael
#JonOssoff
#Warnock4Senate
#VoteYourOssoff
#MAGA
#GOP
#Trump
#Georgia
#Democrats
#TrumpIsACompleteFailure
#ByeKelly
#ByeByeDon
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@JustinMeszler
I clicked your Like button. If you're a
#MAGA
person, please let me know so I can un-click it.
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Well, the crowd is gathering in
#Alabama
, the least
#vaccinated
state, for tonight's
#SuperSpreaderEvent
aka
#TrumpRally
.
As I look at this ragtag group of
#GOP
#MAGA
elite, I have the overwhelming urge to call
#UnsolvedMysteries
and say, "I found everyone."
#DonaldTrump
#Trump
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Wow...I didn't think it possible, but Kristen Welker
@kwelkernbc
made me miss Chuck Todd. What a shameful, pandering, moronic waste of time that was. I coulda been watching "Green Acres."
#BoycottMeetThePress
#KristenWelker
#MAGA
#GOP
#NBCNews
#MeetThePress
#DonaldTrump
#Trump
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@justinbaragona
I hear the event doesn't end until:
1. Lindell releases the Kraken
2. My Pillow Discounts hit 66.6%
3. The men in the white coats arrive and capture him with a butterfly net
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@TheRickWilson
Don't worry, Rick. Somewhere, Susan Collins is clutching her pearls and feeling deeply concerned.
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I let my Donaleh drag me to
#Alaska
for another "Rally."
Rally my frozen tuchus. They should call it the "Trump Steals Money from the Too Dumb to Know Better Tour."
#DonaldTrump
#Trump
#TrumpRally
#MAGA
#GOP
#GOPTraitors
#TrumpIsATraitor
#TrumpCoupAttempt
#January6thHearings
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Yo, America! Time to make Joe Manchin
@JoeManchinWV
and Kyrsten Sinema
@SenatorSinema
EXPENDABLE!!!
#VoteBlue
#VoteBlue2022
#Sinema
#JoeManchin
#VOTEBLUENOMATTERWHO
#Manchin
#Democrats
#Senate
#Congress
#Democratic
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Good news?
#Vaccinated
@LindseyGrahamSC
just tested positive for
#COVID
.
Bad News? He's still testing negative for Truth, Honesty, Common Sense, Rule of Law, Reality,
#Facts
,
#Science
,
#Democracy
, &
#America
.
#Lindsey
#LadyGraham
#LindseyGraham
#MAGA
#GOP
#DonaldTrump
#Corona
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Whoa...the tension at
#MarALago
#Shabbat
dinner is thicker than a jar of 2001 Nutella...
Melania just announced she's expanding her language skills: She's learning to say, "Conjugal visit, my ass" in 666 languages.
#DonaldTrump
#Trump
#TrumpIndicted
#MAGA
#GOP
#MAGATears
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Bob Menendez should resign. Al Franken had to resign. But George Santos? Matt Gaetz? Clarence Thomas? Brett Kavanaugh? They're fine. And Republicans say WE'RE the ones with a one-way sense of law & justice? Got GOPocrisy?
#GOPcrisy
#BobMenendez
#DonaldTrump
#MAGA
#GOP
#Trump
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So, Joe & Hunter Biden were falsely accused of the bribery mishegas.
Any minute, we should start seeing apologies from all the
#GOP
#MAGA
morons.
I guess that last part was Redundancy cubed.
#DonaldTrump
#Trump
#TrumpCult
#GOPTraitors
#JoeBiden
#Biden
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The good news is that Lauren BoBo Boebert is switching districts.
The bad news is that the new district is still on Earth.
#LaurenBoebert
#Boebert
#LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb
#LaurenBoebertIsACoward
#MAGA
#GOP
#Colorado
#LaurenBoebertWhiteTrashWhore
#Beetlejuice
#GOPTraitors
#Trump
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@JudgeJeanine
This from the 24/7, 365 drunken lush who slathers herself with vats of make-up when she's not neck-deep in a box of wine...?
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@markos
Blaming her ghostwriter?!? That's absurd.
We all know it was Benghazi. Or Biden. Or Obama. Or Hunter's laptop. Or Hillary's e-mails...
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The Donald Trump Saga...
It's like Watergate inside a circus inside a UFO inside a John Waters movie inside a cyclone inside a cult inside the Gambino family inside an asylum.
#MAGA
#GOP
#DonaldTrumpIndictment
#Trump
#DonaldTrump
#FaniWillis
#Georgia
#elections
#TrumpForPrison
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Ashleigh Merchant is the Jenna Ellis of Alina Habbas.
Honestly, what do you need to do to pass the bar these days? Drool?
#FaniWillis
#Fani
#JohnFloyd
#DonaldTrump
#Trump
#MAGA
#GOP
#FultonCounty
#FultonCountyDA
#TrumpisaRussianAsset
#Georgia
#Willis
#FaniWillisIsNotOnTrial
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Wait...this schmuck lawyer John Merchant is married to Ashleigh Merchant?!? He's...somehow...worse than she is!
This show was MUCH better when Fani Willis had on-screen time.
#TrumpIsNotWell
#DonaldTrumpFAILEDAmerica
#GOP
#MAGA
#Trump
#FultonCountyDA
#FaniWillis
#GOPTraitors
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@FordJohnathan5
Couldn't happen to a more repulsive, sleazy, vile, despicable, hypocritical, sycophantic,
#MAGA
#GOP
(alleged) pedophile.
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My dear, darling Donaleh, seen here impersonating an over-microwaved yam, is about 2 get a court-ordered "time out" from Judge Kaplan.
Win-Win Wednesday!
#DonaldTrump
#Trump
#MAGA
#GOP
#JudgeKaplan
#TrumpIsATraitorAndCriminal
#TrumpCultLife
#Habba
#EJeanCarroll
#Trumpindictment
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@joncoopertweets
Or Scott Baio. Or Kevin Sorbo. Or Kid Rock. Or James Woods. Or Kirstie Alley. Or Dean Cain. Or Kristy Swanson.
Wow, it's like a Who's-Who-of-Has-Beens. Or Never Wases...
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Well, frost my head & call me a cupcake.
If my Donald Trump Media stock slips any more, it'll be lower than my plumber's pants.
#DonaldTrump
#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace
#MAGA
#GOP
#Trump
#TrumpTrials
#TrumpIsACriminal
#TrumpCrimeFamily
#TrumpForPrison2024
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@chipfranklin
Facts, truth, logic, reality, witnesses, proof, evidence, evolution, common sense, IQ tests, science, Democracy, encyclopedias and other books, schools, the Constitution, Zip-Loc bags, the little man who lives in the refrigerator and turns the light on and off.
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The damage Donald Trump did 2
#America
in 4 short years is truly incomprehensible.
The
#MAGA
#GOP
fantasy that
#SCOTUS
can stop abortion is shameful. This is not the end of abortion in America. It is the end of SAFE abortion in America.
#Abortion
#Alito
#RoeVsWade
#DonaldTrump
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OK, so Mike Pence isn't endorsing my darling Donaleh. Big, fat, hairy deal.
But what about the fly? Has anyone heard endorsement news from Mike Pence's fly?
#MikePence
#Pence
#DonaldTrump
#Trump
#MAGA
#GOP
#GOPClownShowContinues
#TrumpIsACriminal
#shabbat
#ShabbatShalom
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Nothing shouts "I have nothing 2 hide & my administration was completely transparent" louder than begging
#SCOTUS
2 sweep your paper trail under the rug.
#DonaldTrump
#Trump
#January6thCommission
#MAGA
#GOP
#January6th
#GOP
#GOPTraitors
#TrumpCrimeFamily
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The week just gets better & better.
Marjorie Taylor Greene has been fined by federal authorities 4 illegal election fundraising.
They warned her that if she does it again, they'll take the rest of her toes.
#MarjorieTaylorGreene
#MAGA
#GOP
#DonaldTrump
#Trump
#TrumpCrimeFamily
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This new daytime soap, THE DUNG & THE ENDLESS, is awesome.
What a cast! Fani Willis, Nathan Wade, Judge McAfee & a gaggle of inept
#Trump
lawyers are phenomenal.
Best is Ashleigh Merchant playing Jenna Ellis playing Alina Habba.
#FaniWillis
#DonaldTrump
#TrumpCult
#MAGA
#GOP
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Good news?
#Vaccinated
@LindseyGrahamSC
just tested positive for
#COVID
.
Bad News? He's still testing negative for Truth, Honesty, Common Sense, Rule of Law, Reality,
#Facts
,
#Science
,
#Democracy
, &
#America
.
#Lindsey
#LadyGraham
#LindseyGraham
#MAGA
#GOP
#DonaldTrump
#Corona
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Marjorie Taylor Greene
@RepMTG
is captured here preparing to redact the parts of The Bible that prove she is a hypocritical, lying, anti-Christian nafka.
She should have it down to 3 pages in no time.
#MarjorieTaylorGreene
#MAGA
#GOP
#DonaldTrump
#Trump
#GOPTraitors
#TrumpCult
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Good news?
#Vaccinated
@LindseyGrahamSC
just tested positive for
#COVID
.
Bad News? He's still testing negative for Truth, Honesty, Common Sense, Rule of Law, Reality,
#Facts
,
#Science
,
#Democracy
, &
#America
.
#Lindsey
#LadyGraham
#LindseyGraham
#MAGA
#GOP
#DonaldTrump
#Corona
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@MysterySolvent
A hideous green dress with the dumbest, ugliest human-shaped accessory I have ever seen.
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Did u know I worked closely w/Freud?
Anyhoo–last night Lauren Boebert
@laurenboebert
was over for Shabbat dindin. Had long, in-depth chat. And I can now give u an accurate psychological diagnosis of her.
Shiksa's f*cked in the head.
#laurenboebert
#MAGA
#GOP
#Boebert
#HouseGOP
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@atrupar
I hear the event doesn't end until:
1. Lindell releases the Kraken
2. My Pillow Discounts hit 66.6%
3. The men in the white coats arrive and capture him with a butterfly net
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I'm 150 years old & I confuse easily, so let me see if I have this straight.
Bill Barr & Marjorie Taylor Greene have accused Jamie Raskin of lying & I'm supposed to believe them.
Um...No.
@RepRaskin
@RepMTG
#JamieRaskin
#MAGA
#GOP
#GOPTraitors
#Raskin
#DonaldTrump
#Biden
#FBI
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I took up jogging today.
It wasn't intentional, but the ice cream truck wouldn't stop.
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You know the one intrinsically, undeniably good thing about Kristi Noem
@KristiNoem
?
Me, neither.
#KristiNoemIsAMonster
#KristiNoem
#MAGA
#GOP
#KristiNoemIsTrash
#SouthDakota
#Noem
#Kristi
#NoemForPrison
#Kristi_Noem
#DonaldTrump
#Trump
#PuppyLove
#Cricket
#TrumpIsACriminal
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Too early for "Jingle Bells"?
#Weisselberg
, Weisselberg
Grifting all the way
Oh what joy it is to have
Cy Vance charge you today
Hey!
Weisselberg, Weisselberg
Caught by all your lies
Looks like you forgot the fact
Ev'rything
#Trump
touches dies!
#MAGA
#GOP
#TrumpOrganization
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Cocaine was never found in the Trump White House. We were smart enough to bring our own cocaine-sniffing dog with us...
#DonaldTrump
#DonaldTrumpJr
#MAGA
#GOP
#CocaineGate
#CocaineBiden
#whitehousecocaine
#GOPTraitorsToDemocracy
#CocaineJoe
#Biden
#TrumpCrimeFamily
#Bidenomics
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Well, that was the lamest
#ReinstatementDay
ever. I thought there would at least be a couple balloons. No, Melania's implants don't count.
And choosing Goya to cater was a big fail. Matzo Bean Soup is not a thing.
#DonaldTrump
#trumpreinstated
#MAGA
#GOP
#TrumpIsALaughingStock
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Is it just me or have you also noticed that, Basically, the Basis of my dear Donaleh's "Base" is that they're both utterly Baseless & the absolute Basest?
Just saying...
#DonaldTrump
#Trump
#donaldtrumparrested
#TrumpForPrison
#MAGA
#GOP
#GOPClownShow
#MAGAMorons
#Republicans
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@PaulSiminsky
@waketfuamerica
How dare anyone call Casey DeSantis America's Karen when she's clearly aiming to be America's Eva Braun?
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I hate when things like RESIGN are trending.
How is an old yente like me supposed to know WHICH
#GOP
#MAGA
Moron's resignation we're hoping for today?
#Resign
#Congress
#Senate
#Trump
#HouseGOP
#SpeakerJeffries
#GOPTraitors
#DonaldTrump
#SpeakerJohnsonIsATraitor
#TrumpIsBroke
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