Linda Ronstadt & Karen Carpenter are trending.
To them, I add Carly Simon, Cher, Carole King, ONJ, Streisand, Dionne, Diana Ross, Donna Summer, Toni Tennille, Roberta Flack, Natalie Cole, Aretha, & of course, Helen Reddy.
The 70s-last generation of DISTINCTIVE female divas.
Since "Irregardless" is trending, I'd like to ask you to remind your English-deficient friends:
Cooborrate is not a word
For all intensive purposes is not a thing
Their, there, and they're are not interchangeable
I could care less means the exact opposite of what you intend...
@shillman1
@shannonconways
I'm pretty sure they're in the non-existent basement of that DC pizza parlor/pedo ring with Hillary's e-mails, the Shroud of Turin, Rose Mary Woods' 18 1/2 minutes of erased Nixon tapes, and Jimmy Hoffa.
Am I the only one who panicked when I saw Dick Van Dyke trending?!?!?
What a joy to find out today is his 95th birthday!
Happy Birthday,
@iammrvandy
#DickVanDyke
!
First, to spare you a stroke, Carol Burnett is alive & well & celebrating her 89th birthday.
Second, as Twitter devolves into Parler/Truth Social, it's inevitable Zuckerberg or Bezos (or, in my fantasy, Dolly Parton) will launch a new Twitter.
Hey,
@DollyParton
, whadda ya say?
The Bible is trending because, apparently, many of the
#MAGA
#GOP
#Morons
are claiming it is anti-abortion. Um...I must have missed that passage.
And then there is this gem from Billy Graham claiming The Bible does not change. Guess he forgot his version is The NEW Testament.
Just when you thought it was safe to turn on your TV...
She's BAAA-AAACK!
The Face. The Lies. The Clothes. The Lies. The Scowl. The Lies. The Eyes. The LIES!
Coming to a Big Screen TV Near You Tomorrow Night!
#MAGA
#GOP
#StateOfTheUnionAddress
I see
#MAGACultMorons
, Ashli Babbitt, and Corey Lewandowski are all trending.
Is it Treasonous Traitorous Trump Trash Day again already?
Boy, time flies when half your citizens have single-digit IQs and are related to themselves.
#MAGA
#GOP
#Trump
#DonaldTrump
#TrumpCultLife
@Jim_Jordan
Why are you afraid to admit your role in the Ohio State student wrestler molestation scandal? Why are you afraid to tell us how you misplaced three million dollars in campaign funds? Why are you scared of sport coats?
Have u EVER seen a couple so in love? My dear, fake, granddaughter-in-law Melania (seen combing through her pre-nup) and my darling Donaleh (see praying for some Russian hooker pee. After all...
Golden Showers Bring Trump Flowers
#TRUMPERS
#MAGA
#GOP
#DonaldTrump
#Trump
Too early for "Jingle Bells"?
#Weisselberg
, Weisselberg
Grifting all the way
Oh what joy it is to have
Cy Vance charge you today
Hey!
Weisselberg, Weisselberg
Caught by all your lies
Looks like you forgot the fact
Ev'rything
#Trump
touches dies!
#MAGA
#GOP
#TrumpOrganization
@justinbaragona
I hear the event doesn't end until:
1. Lindell releases the Kraken
2. My Pillow Discounts hit 66.6%
3. The men in the white coats arrive and capture him with a butterfly net
Bob Menendez should resign. Al Franken had to resign. But George Santos? Matt Gaetz? Clarence Thomas? Brett Kavanaugh? They're fine. And Republicans say WE'RE the ones with a one-way sense of law & justice? Got GOPocrisy?
#GOPcrisy
#BobMenendez
#DonaldTrump
#MAGA
#GOP
#Trump
@joncoopertweets
Or Scott Baio. Or Kevin Sorbo. Or Kid Rock. Or James Woods. Or Kirstie Alley. Or Dean Cain. Or Kristy Swanson.
Wow, it's like a Who's-Who-of-Has-Beens. Or Never Wases...
@chipfranklin
Facts, truth, logic, reality, witnesses, proof, evidence, evolution, common sense, IQ tests, science, Democracy, encyclopedias and other books, schools, the Constitution, Zip-Loc bags, the little man who lives in the refrigerator and turns the light on and off.
This new daytime soap, THE DUNG & THE ENDLESS, is awesome.
What a cast! Fani Willis, Nathan Wade, Judge McAfee & a gaggle of inept
#Trump
lawyers are phenomenal.
Best is Ashleigh Merchant playing Jenna Ellis playing Alina Habba.
#FaniWillis
#DonaldTrump
#TrumpCult
#MAGA
#GOP
Did u know I worked closely w/Freud?
Anyhoo–last night Lauren Boebert
@laurenboebert
was over for Shabbat dindin. Had long, in-depth chat. And I can now give u an accurate psychological diagnosis of her.
Shiksa's f*cked in the head.
#laurenboebert
#MAGA
#GOP
#Boebert
#HouseGOP
@atrupar
I hear the event doesn't end until:
1. Lindell releases the Kraken
2. My Pillow Discounts hit 66.6%
3. The men in the white coats arrive and capture him with a butterfly net
Too early for "Jingle Bells"?
#Weisselberg
, Weisselberg
Grifting all the way
Oh what joy it is to have
Cy Vance charge you today
Hey!
Weisselberg, Weisselberg
Caught by all your lies
Looks like you forgot the fact
Ev'rything
#Trump
touches dies!
#MAGA
#GOP
#TrumpOrganization