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@MalumDube

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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
6 years
Am I the only one who finds it manipulative and ugly when parents keep telling their kids about the sacrifices they made for their kids? Yes, your kid is grateful for that but you also knew that was gonna happen when you chose to be a parent
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
4 years
I graduated with a BCom Supply Chain Management from the University of Pretoria yesterday ✨👩🏾‍🎓
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
6 years
We tweet amongst rapists, murderers, absent fathers, abusers. I hate you guys. So much
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
6 years
“Look at what other kids are doing and they have less than what you have.” Yhuuuuu hai. I pray we don’t grow to be these kind of parents
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
2 years
Hey ladies. Quick one: those of you wanting to open trust funds in your kids' names, please note that the dad(s) can access (transact & withdraw) the account as long as he can prove that he's the father. Rather put it in your name then transfer to the kid once old enough.
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
8 months
Proud of you. Proud of us. 🩷 The smartest girl in the world and the inventor of secret pregnancies started grade 1 the other day 🥹🩷
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
4 months
I hate how Maria allowed Neil to speak about Sorisha. You’re allowing a man to call a woman out her name. Those insults were so nasty. Jojo & Nonku sitting by, laughing, was also just nasty. They’re all so uncouth. #RHODurban
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
7 years
Failed this module twice. My 3rd try, I get 66% for my exam. I want to cry 😭😭😭😭❤❤❤❤
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
6 years
Hello friends. Abantu bayaloya. And it’s always the people you’d never suspect. Rapelang
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
8 years
@BonKamona @miniradebe_ buuuut these 2 are the same hairstyle. So now it's awkward. It's nice being white.
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
7 years
Unnecessarily. Unprovoked. Without warning. Without fail.
@Ntebo_Mo
Rakgadi Ntebo
7 years
Ladies .......I am just here to remind you that men lie ❤️
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
4 years
I ended things with a guy who gave me maybe the best sex of my life because he couldn’t reciprocate the feelings I had for him. I was also no longer willing to accept great sex and his amazing company as a substitute for what I really want. I’m kinda sad but I’m glad I did it
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
6 months
Your response was rude and you know it especially because you KNOW the type of person Fifi is. If you were a real friend, you’d understand why she hasn’t been able to invite you out which she hasn’t been doing with most of us but you decided to be Mponeng on the tl.
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
6 years
After months of crying, I finally have a job 😩✨
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
7 years
Our parents were too busy working and it hurt but I understand now. I totally understand
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
6 years
I have a job okes✨ I start on Tuesday.
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
7 years
We need this Danone back 😭
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
6 years
Mihlali left Alvin & The Chipmunks to go shoot her shot there by one of SA’s top 10 hottest. I’m here for this. This is the content I signed up for
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
5 years
Started my period last night. Didn't pack anything to stay over. Homeboy went to the garage to get me a toothbrush, wipes to wipe off my makeup, tampons and ice-cream ☺️☺️ Bare minimum but.... 💜
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
9 years
When the guy who bought you drinks at the bar finds you after you've BEEN running away & hiding from him. http://t.co/b8wCeLradd
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
5 years
Lethabo can't dress and she thinks she's a fashion killer. #RHOJ
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
2 years
My stepmom wrote a book about divorcing my dad. My cousin is endorsing it. My dad and cousin haven't spoken in a year and my aunts don't speak to my cousin because he's friends with my stepmom 🤣❤️ I'm loving it.
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@_Mellorsa
Mellokuhle🧚‍♀️
2 years
What drama happening around you right now?
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
4 years
6 years of blood, sweat and literal tears. Anxiety attacks, wanting to drop out, a baby in the mix. Hahaha folks? This is the one achievement I will cry about my entire life. It took A LOT out of me
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
8 years
Hey guys. Please help in finding this little girl. Your RTs might help. 😞😔💜
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
3 years
It ended in employment 🥺❤️ After the week I’ve had, God said “here’s the W you’ve been crying for”
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
3 years
🥲🥲🥲 not this interview rocking me chile
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
6 years
Can 1000 people please put R20 in my student account? I owe these people R20 000💔. Reference number is u14260337 Thank you 🌻
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
8 years
"Tell me about yourself"
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
6 years
I know we can't applaud fish for swimming but today I'm applauding my damn self. I'm congratulating myself on being a mom. A present mom. A hands on mom. A working mom. A student mom. A single mom.
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
4 years
When you see your friend being devastated by gents only for her to FINALLY get the amazing guy she’s been praying for, your heart immediately sings. What a deserving girl ❤️
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
4 years
Consulted with a healer earlier on in the year and homegirl said I needed to go get cleansed. Her cleansing entailed chickens & about R3k+ to be paid. Grand, I had no problem. Prayed about it & a day or 2 later, her face appeared in my dream and I was told not to do her cleansing
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
8 years
I REALLY need to know when and where black parents found out about the word 'galavant' because they LOVE it
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
7 years
This is tiring. When does it end?
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
3 years
You’re pulling an “not all men” here knowing very well what Luyanda means.
@MsMabala
Bang
3 years
“Girls move weirdly” is the problem here. “The girls I’ve encountered moved weirdly” is a better phrase.
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
6 years
Lasizwe, Cassper and Jackie Phamotse are sooooo damn annoying!! Yoh what did we do as SA to deserve this?
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
7 years
The most entertaining part of #Titanic is when abelungu start dying ❤
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
5 years
A year ago, I was preparing for a chancellors exam. Today, I have a degree and I'm preparing for work. 💜
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
5 years
"Dear Miss Dube. It gives me great pleasure to inform you that you have complied with all the requirements for the qualification" 🕯️❤️
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
3 years
Hi :) Looking for an entry-level job/internship. I have a BCom Supply Chain Management degree. Please RT. my employer (or someone who can help) might be on your TL. Thank you 🌸
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
7 years
#MTVBaseVJSearch Get a friend to get a friend to get another friend to RT and like. ✨🎈 @MTVBaseAfrica @MTVBaseSouth
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
6 years
Look at me. Look at my legs. That is content
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
9 years
"my name is Martha" "Hi Mamello😊" "No, Martha" "Maizena?" "No. MAR-THA" "can I call you Matlakala for short? "
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
3 years
Hey friends. Quick question: how does someone maintain a 4 year old child with R1000?
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
3 years
She’s 3. We’re now learning to write numbers in words. Do you know how crazy that is? 🥺❤️
@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
3 years
I really am a mom raising a genius ? 🥲🥺❤️ Yoh.
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
4 years
I’m just here to tell you guys that whenever you do things, chat to your gang about them first before going ahead with them. Sometimes you’ll be diving head first into the wrong pool all because you want to do things quick. Your gang knows what’s best for you. Trust them
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
7 years
That's the only way black people cope💜
@SimoneSibuta
MaSibuta.
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South Africans turn everything into a joke.
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
4 years
When you’ve been treated like shit in previous relationships, the smallest things will excite you when a great person comes along. Communication, reliability and comfort become so important. Cannot wait until I’m loved up right ❤️
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
5 years
Very genuine. Love their people. Loyal. Our image is ruined by people who don't even come from here; people who were swallowed by the life.
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
6 years
👩🏾‍🦲
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
9 years
Whuuuuu like that girl who deleted her cheating bf's Master's thesis the night before it was due: she's my inspiration😍👏🔥🔥
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
8 years
They're so cute 😢❤
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
7 years
You're the girlfriend that gives our boyfriends the energy to enjoy eating us after the braai. S/o
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
7 years
Clear skin, a fat ass, a healthy bank account and a flat tummy is all I'm asking for. Universe, make it happen 🙏🏾
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
7 years
An emotional fuckboy. One who emotionally manipulates you and uses sad events in his life to terrorise you. The most dangerous human being.
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
6 months
If there’s one thing you’re not gonna do, it’s act like a victim when you’re wrong. What kind of answer is “do you know the ins & outs of our friendship” when someone calls you out on your bs? What a loser. I hope she stays friendless.
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
7 years
Quavo's adlibs, Swae Lee's adlibs, Travis Scott's "it's lit!" and Kid Cudi's humming need special awards.
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
3 years
Rapist. Abuser. Murderer. Deadbeat dad. Jub Jub needs to be shy.
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
6 years
Nobody knows. The cops aren't taking the case seriously- treating it like a runaway case instead of a missing person's case. There was a withdrawal from her card some weeks ago and her mother is being denied access to the security footage from FNB at the ATM used.
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
6 years
Ntsiki Mazwai has the most disgusting heart. What the hell is wrong with that lady? What a vile human being.
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
6 years
Hey guys. Please help in finding my mate @KaraboNcube . Every RT counts. Every thought and prayer count. If you know anything, PLEASE dm me or call her dad -Kevin- on 082 975 9447.
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MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
2 years
@Understoed Put some bicarb in bath water and soak for about 20 mins until the infection clears up. Eat Greek/plain yoghurt. Get some OTC yeast infection meds from dischem/clicks. You’ll be good in a few days 🫶🏾🫶🏾
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MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
5 years
Grateful to have a roof over my head and a warm bed to sleep in.
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
3 years
He bought a fake Homecoming ticket and we only found out when we got to the gate.
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
7 years
Sucks so much that the person who hurt you & caused you so much pain moves on happily with his/her life whilst you're stuck trying to pick up the pieces to fix your broken self.
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
7 years
Why is skinny shaming not dealt with as harshly as fat shaming?
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
5 years
❤️
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
5 years
Stetch marks. Saggy boobs. Mom body.
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
3 years
There’s something very sinister happening in KZN. The burning & looting of certain warehouses, the looting at the port. There’s no way the ordinary citizen would know where to go & what to do to. This is very calculated. There’s a clear directive to sabotage the economy
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
8 years
Someone who is not Rihanna who doesn't chill with Drake and who doesn't drink Heineken.
@caseywaves
The Waveman ✊🏾
8 years
If Rihanna can chill with Drake and Drink Heineken, who are you to come with absurd demands?
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MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
4 years
Kefi should have kept quiet.
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MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
4 years
I was asked to be in a polygamous relationship yesterday and you know it? I definitely considered it. Homeboy is hilarious & really rich and the other girlie he wants to date is one of the best girls I’ve ever met 😂❤️ spent the day with both of them & I LOVED it!
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
7 years
My first holiday 🌻😊
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
4 years
What a beautiful smile. 🥺❤️
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
5 years
I write my final undergrad exam in about 15 hours. I've never been so nervous and excited about an exam. This chapter is closing and I'm so excited for the new journey to commence ✨💜
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
4 years
@Athabzz I’m two ways about it. Definitely love that he took action but I’m against how he’s boasting that he basically forced a person into (almost?) Killing himself. Then again, my opinion might not matter much here because I don’t feel the violence directed at the 🏳️‍🌈community
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
1 year
18.03.23
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
7 years
@Andrinah47 @officialA_cube sorry for interrupting your thread but you ACTUALLY decided to translate for someone who couldn't even say please or use google translate?
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
2 years
@Gugullezwe Oh okay, ma'am. I was advised against it. Different providers have different rules, I guess. Can't shoot me for sharing what i know :) Have a lovely day 😘
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@MalumDube
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7 years
Bare minimum twitter is beyond ground level at this stage. Wow.
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MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
7 years
Gonna be that mom who shouts at my kid for smoking hub😍 "O tsuba bubbly bubbly?! Wetsa di drugs?!"
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
4 years
Got dressed up to go take pictures outside and honestly, it’s the legs & skin for me
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MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
3 years
I really am a mom raising a genius ? 🥲🥺❤️ Yoh.
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
5 years
S[he]'s Br[ok]en
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2 years
1/365.
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
7 years
Speaking a healthy bank account, a healthy relationship and a good body into existence. Universe, make it happen. 🤞🏾❤️
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MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
4 years
One thing about me? I’ll cut my hair and look GORGEOUS!
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MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
7 years
Hey guys. I need a job. Please help a girl out. Tag me in posts. I'll send you my cv. Right now, anything is cool. Your help will do me a world of good. 🙏❤
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
7 years
My mom decided we should wear the same outfit because she's that obsessed with me. 😂❤
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
4 years
I went to the doctor coz I was feeling sick after eating chicken licken. Came out 6 months pregnant
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MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
6 years
Degree + new career next year. I’m ready. I’m so ready
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7 years
Posters on campus.
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MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
9 years
"My name is Sarah" "Oh, Sizakele?" "No, Sarah" "Okay Sizakele. Got it"
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MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
2 years
March wad good
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
6 years
Where do you guys find your sugar daddies? Please point me in the right direction. I need one
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MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
9 years
We wanna see how we'd look like if we were men
@hloni_maniers
The Promoter
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Why are girls so obsessed with making themselves a dog on snap chat :/
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
5 years
Lmao. Anything to save your seat in the sec. ✨
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@MalumDube
MasMoney, you thicc af dawg.
4 years
Working on getting my body back 🥰
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