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@Maluba_9vi

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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
1 year
If you like splitting bills
@jade_billions
oh baby 💸
1 year
Honestly dating people in your age group is where it’s at!
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
3 years
Cheating just ruins everything…even if it’s just once.
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
1 year
This is what they want for Ciara 😹
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@22metgala
1 year
Nina Earl and Russell Westbrook attend the 2023 Vanity Fair Oscar Party. #Oscars
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@Maluba_9vi
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
3 years
👗 Town: k200 Instagram: k450 Northmead: k1000
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
2 years
Don't be a slave of the weekend. Start chilling today
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
3 years
Just because you failed school doesn’t mean entrepreneurship is your thing
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
3 years
Just because you were cheated on, doesn’t mean you’re a good person
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
3 years
Since Androids are better, use your own phones for pictures pls 🥺
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
11 months
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
3 years
Not voting...is voting for the ruling party
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
3 years
I don’t care if you cut me off...because what do you do for me?
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
6 months
Lusaka guys be like ‘wanna go on a debt with me 🌹’
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
3 years
Macky 2: *breathes* Facebook: You like money, we haven’t forgiven you
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
3 years
She be doing your man after doing your nails😭💀 #Cheaterszm
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
3 years
You can be living your life Kanshi they’ve pingilad you
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
3 years
Every girl you meet it’s come to my house, you will be bewitched
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
3 years
Ati “I like you” kanshi in your heart you love the person💀
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
3 years
Never let Lusaka guys know how much you earn/have.
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
1 year
In case you missed #IntoTheFuture #FifthDimension @stonebwoy VIP listening party was 🔥bro! I wish this could happen every weekend olo monthly🕯️ @MozoTVAfrica
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@Maluba_9vi
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5 months
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@Wenguss
Guss the Czar.
5 months
I’ve seen this debate so let’s hear it in a Zambian context - please provide reasons for your answer: Is K250,000 life-changing money? 💰
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
2 years
Moved to new place, former tenants left 1000+ zesco units. Cheers
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
3 years
Us who registered mu ma combon, it’s not things. Some people have no cards, they are queuing for fun. #ZambiaDecides2021
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
3 years
Being single on Valentine’s so you don’t spend any money >>>
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
2 years
You can't be the same after drinking a bottle your height
@andyzee2
Average Daddy
2 years
Why did Sheyzo behave like that?
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
2 years
Is it normal to think about someone every time?
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
3 years
Don’t let these ohns deceive you, they have girlfriends!
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
3 years
Starting arguments with your partner on purpose is not cute. It’s really not. please lets not glorify struggle love🥺
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
11 months
Why does this look like a just in case Neyo won’t make it 💀
@StanbicBankZM
Stanbic Bank Zambia
11 months
Exciting news! Yo Maps joins our Stanbic Music Fest lineup! Get your tickets NOW or at Computicket for an unforgettable musical night! #YoMapsLive #SMF2023 #GetYourTickets
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
3 years
Energy to be online isn’t energy to chat. Give people space pls
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
3 years
Some of you are too old to be toxic.
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
3 years
Replacing someone fast doesn’t always mean you were cheating. You’re just able to 🤷🏽
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
3 years
It’s like some people want praise for being lowkey. We actually don’t care
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
2 years
mm If I had this body, I'd mistreat men
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
2 years
🕯🕯A Zambian podcast hosted by girls🕯🕯
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
1 year
If I fumbled my man, I can beg 💀
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
2 years
Finding a house in Lusaka is harder than finding love
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
2 years
Having someone to share memes with is very important
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
3 years
How lusaka huns think dating jerabos is where it’s at.🙆🏽The ignorance omg
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
3 years
Silence is not the best revenge, sometimes you need to blast at someone. There’s nothing childish about that 😹
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
3 years
How do you ask for cuddles without seeming desperate or needy
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
3 years
Ugly men will bag a pretty one and think it’s okay to be horrible...like..You’re still ugly. We haven’t forgotten
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
3 years
Dinner with Jesus or k1M? Be honest
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
1 year
Reminder that Yo Maps, CKay, Rema and Davido dropped solid albums this year 💯🔥🙌🏽
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
1 year
Consistency 🤌🏽
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@YallLuvCris
Idris Elbow 💪🏾
1 year
Name a celebrity who’s been fine af your whole life 👀
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
2 years
I double text, I'm not bothered.
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
3 years
You guys not everything needs an Amapiano mix please 😩 free us
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
8 months
Babies are too permanent to have w someone you haven’t agreed to spend the rest of your life with
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
3 years
Dating just isn’t so nice anymore…ptsd here, others rushing to settle
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
3 months
My biggest fear is ending up with someone who secretly hates me
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
3 years
Apple Music has better UI than Spotify 😪
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
2 months
If you pay attention to how people react to your unfortunate situations…you might end up with no friends
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
3 years
You don’t even know these people
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
1 month
Boy Math 😂
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
2 years
Nvm...I realized it was just the person. I'm a loud lover.
@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
3 years
I hate PDA with the passion. Like don’t even hold my hand
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
10 months
People who have market don’t even say…it’s the Goblins who stay trying to convince us
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
27 days
Nyanja is so heavy you need to eat something before talking 🥲
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
2 years
Sometimes learn to be there for yourself, people are busy.
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
2 years
I don't like that I can't afford to gift everyone I love on birthdays and special events...i love giving 😥
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
3 months
I love intelligent people who love sharing knowledge. God bless you
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
3 years
We’ve all gone through things pls. Grow up and stop using your past as an excuse to be horrible to people. Go and be evil to yourself, in your bedroom.
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
1 year
You can be thinking someone looks familiar kanshi you used to talk
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
3 years
People’s tweets really say a lot about them. Don’t pretend it’s just Twitter.🌚
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
3 years
If your former workplace had an event/chill and they invite you. Would you go?
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
3 years
He shouldn’t be called
@EziefuleIfeoma
Sparrowsignature
3 years
If a rich man is called Sugar Daddy, what should a poor man be called?
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
2 months
I’ve never seen love without communication.
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
3 years
Busy laughing at others for liking “youngsters”...but your mature boyfriend makes you pound katapa
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
3 years
My favorite friends are the ones I easily reconcile with...not when you argue, it’s beef for 1 year.
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
5 months
Ideally I hope to marry from my age group. I don’t have that much personality to accommodate people who are too different
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
3 years
Me & starting convos I can’t finish. I just wanted you to know that you cross my mind time time.
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
1 year
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
1 year
@RikiBeliefs @BeeBabs Her dad is the black parent 🤣
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
9 months
After his wife fled from him due to physical abuse, disputes and death threats, 47 year old Peter Chimbala killed his two daughters by burning them alive. There 🙏🏾
@Mwebantu
Mwebantu
9 months
Toxic marriage leads to death of two innocent children aged 2 and 7 -
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
7 months
@Totyaunna__ @nyydollasssss Or just let it drown, may the best swimmer win
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
1 year
@GR1FF1THSTM7 Tell people about your plans, they’ll fail
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
5 months
At he should have the same energy for prostate cancer so we know it’s real
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
3 years
You people ruin chills when you force others to drink faster and take shots😒 Let them willingly do these things
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
1 year
There’s nothing like being in good terms with an ex 😹pls just stop
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
9 months
I’m afraid of guys who are obsessed with ass. They’re always chasing, no one can be enough. 🤣
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
2 years
They also don't know anything. Very childish actually
@mssakshinarula
Sakshi Narula
2 years
People over 30, what is your best piece of advice on relationships?
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
10 months
It’s giving Vama love 💀
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
3 years
Damn I thought this was commander grace 😹
@LamiezHolworthy
𝔻𝕁 𝕃𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕖𝕫 ℍ𝕠𝕝𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕙𝕪
3 years
🤣🤣🤣 look @LuloCafe and I tried… I just have to ask- who killed the #UmlandoChallenge ??? @METROFMSA #Penthousesessions #danceoff #Umlando
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
1 year
I hope Zambian Cinemas are doing something at least pls
@manifestingmimi
𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚏𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚊𝚖𝚒
1 year
guys look at what they have for Barbie😭💓💓
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
2 months
Witnessing your peers transition from nerd to bad boy always hilarious. Like what is happening😂
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
19 days
I want my 30s to be soft
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
8 months
Dacapo Jameson??? First 5 sips I almost fell
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
9 months
Problem with December, ohns don’t bath. Chilling 5 days straight, no toothbrush, no deodorant, no water…just vibes
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
4 months
That real love when you both don’t have your guards up
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
9 months
Basically I troubleshoot, maintain and upgrade data management systems (also in Apex/Visual Force/Java), designing data collection platforms and requirements. Tech support.
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
9 months
Here goes nothing 💀
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
3 months
Honestly how can you encourage suicide. Is this where we’ve reached? Awe imwe
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
2 years
Jobs are nice when you’re happy with your pay
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
2 years
I really dont want to keep seeing Doja Cats red outfit. Please I'm begging
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
2 years
If you cut me off, means your partner’s now available
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@Maluba_9vi
Maluba
11 months
When the delusion wears off and you realize he’s actually ugly
@bontlendlovu__
𝐁𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐍𝐝𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐮
11 months
that phase where you slowly start hating your boyfriend is crazy 😭 .
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@Maluba_9vi
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2 years
Clean your environment like you're expecting company; You are the company.🍸💅🏽
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