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Guys I'm definitely not an expert; I only know about babies in passing but are these not unusual (read: incredible) motor skills for a baby?
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My brother has epilepsy. He had a seizure while he was in a taxi & the driver stopped, pulled him out & turned him on his side. He called the ambulance & hailed one down that was driving past. This happened on Malibongwe. Basically we're looking for the driver. Sifuna ukumbonga
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DNA tests are so annoying. Baby's are a blessing. Just accept the baby you've been given.
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I’m rooting for her, but have to admit that video did not “read the room” and further distanced her from being relatable.
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Cleo Sol brings her Christianity into her music in a way that’s so authentic and endearing
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I stopped watching it but you know the gran on Maid (Netflix). Got me thinking how tv bad moms are artsy and out of touch when they’re white; drug addicted sex workers when they’re Black.
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Me crossing the Atlantic
Biden banned travel from South Africa because of the new Covid variant.
Immigrants have recently been apprehended crossing our border illegally from South Africa.
Biden is doing nothing to stop immigrants from South Africa entering illegally.
Pure politics and hypocrisy.
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Someone will have to explain to me why SAn men think maintenance is an act of kindness towards the mother. The child? A non factor. Maintenance is about the mother and how she “behaves”
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If a truck is tryna overtake another truck, that’s too many trucks on the road. That’s just to many and I’m not even going to read up further on the matter. This is what ANC has done by abandoning our railway.
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We’re getting close to realising that sometimes the third party isn’t blameless.
Sometimes 3rd party wanted to participate for their own reasons and also to hurt the person being cheated on.
Someone asked why that girl wa Adam Levine didn’t say “I slept with a famous married musician” instead she said “I slept with a VS model’s husband” and you know what…
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Girlfriend is the title for the one he wants to embarrass the most. Of all the women he sleeps with, that’s the one he makes sure.
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I came downstairs to make toast for the second time today then I remembered on the 5th of March 2020, I had unprotected sex with a guy I picked-up off Twitter. The product of said sex hasn’t had HIS lunch yet so now I’m making macaroni and mince, ke.
Y’all stay safe, ok?
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Guys switch of your routers and your data. It's my turn to use Telkom now
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My mother regularly tells me that if she could redo life she wouldn't have kids and she esp wouldn't be caught up w/ our dads. I love those convos& her honesty and I've never been offended bc my mom is so deliberate a/b loving me. She's a person outside of being mom, that's all
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For today’s instalment I want to know your number of years working, your job titles and your monthly salary. Remember it’s anonymous.
I’m using this as research and so should you.
Also you’re always welcome to share gossip too
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South Africans who like crying and making like SAn protestors are uniquely "savage" for burning public property. WYA?
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If I tell you guys it’s in motherhood you’re all gonna swear at me💀
- I hope one day we find it you know? That love that feels like rest, that feels like you’ve finally found the missing piece in your puzzle. The kind of love that awakens your souls and doesn’t ask you to change who you are for it.
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My sister just offhandedly told my mom she bought us a house. I've known for months so I ran out the bathroom hoping to see mum cry. My mum just asked if that means she has to go up and downstairs again (we've lived in the complex before).
You guys were right. Beat your parents
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I just cannot get over how cruel this world is to children.
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Tbh I don't even wanna be a housewife, I just want a husband who makes enough money that I don't have to accept abuse in corporate. Just take over the mic in a staff meeting with a loud "wa nyela"
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South African man: you're the only girl I talk to
WhatsApp HQ:
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What’s it going to take to get you all to realise that cheating is NOT ABOUT the person being cheated on
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Food, baby clothes, sanitary items.
here’s my thing: i will never shame someone for shoplifting food. ever.
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She looks more like Jen than Jen looks like Jen
Ben Affleck’s daughter is LITERALLY her mother’s (Jennifer Garner) twin.
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"I'm a socialist. I like going out"
-Zodwa wabantu.
The energy I'm tryna channel this year.
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World class investigation and follow-up from Sonia Booth and her team.
Isono ngeCheese Cake yazi :(
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Even when you expect to be disappointed, you'll still be disappointed.
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Someone has to be the hottie at the office and most days it’s me. Heavy is the crown
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I actually just gave birth to my brother. His whole face is my brother
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Ya Kleva
@AthiGeleba
zikhiphani?
This thing irritated me so much at the time. Now it’s fucking hilarious.
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I am so determined to have an exceedingly positive year. Just win after win after win.
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“I want to get married before having children” vs “I don’t want to be a baby mama”
Y’all do this weird thing where you act like you can’t tell the difference between those two statements
Y’all do this weird thing when a woman states she wants to be married before having kids.
You mock and laugh like it’s a mythical occurrence. Why do you do that?
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Not a fan of clean minimalist looks in houses. My aesthetic is clutter. I want my home to looked lived in.
I like fireplaces, persian rugs, wooden floors, cloth sofas & messy libraries.
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I feel like straight men choose a “brand” at 16 and that’s the guy they’ll be for life. No character development, nothing.
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You people in your 20s who enjoy your jobs and have settled in your careers are God's favourite.
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I genuinely think it’s an unfair that the companies we (wanna) work for should have such power over us that we can’t be ourselves on SM. And I’m obviously not speaking about being bigoted bc the bill of rights is right there.
I’m talking a/b drunk pictures and sex and boobs etc
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Reels are fucking things up for everyone. Now all the content creators have to make mini adverts. You are being shortchanged guys. Stop 😭
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Most of the racists on Palestinian Flag Twitter are like 19-23 and I have a policy to not engage with undeveloped prefrontal cortex tweeps. Holla at me when you’re 25 though, let’s get ugly.
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Opt out at
It will take about a month and you’ll notice a drastic improvement though some still get through (for me it’s like one call every two weeks)
Holy shit guys the telemarketing situation in SA is unbearable. After 9 my phone is going to be ringing off the hook from unknown callers every fucking week day while I'm here?? What the fuck ?
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Nana has a ritual today of running into the room after his bath so I can tell him he looks pretty. I noticed it today when I was distracted and I didn’t give him his attention and he kept calling me. After I told him umuhle sthandwa sami, he smiled and left.
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My white bypassing king
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Blessed are those who use twitter for news and weather updates and to swear at politicians. I can see how they'd find the app boring and non addictive unlike me who is deep deep deep eyindabeni zabantu😢
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Start asking "successful" men who are parents, how they balance their careers and raising kids. Do it now.
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High unemployment also means we’re scared to share the weird and fucking wild recruitment strategies we’ve been witness to incase it hurts our chances at the next job
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And yet they want 6
Tbh most guys aren’t equipped for the emotional labour that comes with having a girlfriend
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And there’s too many interests in making sure railway stays dead. It’s somatekisi, logistics, insurance, trackers, banks (vehicle finance) etc its insidious
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So I've decided the reason why yt people get so mad at taxi drivers is because they're not used to someone else being as entitled as they are.
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You do know your younger siblings are having sex, neh? You have not reserved that right.
I come to you in my authority as younger sister, the last born, the baby, uthumbu, to tell you siyabhejwa nathi. One leg up in the air, toes curling. Dunusa with the arch. Konke.
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My inner child deserves to see an adult man who is reliable. Pity
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@Great_lioness
@ewnreporter
Why? We have a documented problem with men raping women and children in this country. Why do you want to believe the girls are not South African? And even if they aren’t South African, they’re here and they’re not being protected.
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Hlomla and men like him can't seriously expect the general public to feel sorry for him. Not when we've watched him screw over his wives, again and again.
Futhi he knows the drill. Go home; apologise for not being a good enough husband; ask God for strength and bekezela. Amen
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In my culture, you're not allowed to know where the King is buried for obvious reasons. Then when you apply this logic to how yt ppl collected Black and indigenous people's body parts as totems, esp powerful people.
Abelungu bayathakatha guys yho. There's a reason that they attacked spiritual centers first when they colonised. We know NOTHING about South American religions because those people destroyed all the temples and burned all the holy books. Spiritual warfare on deck.
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@FormerlyAwks
White ones are like passively neglectful bc they’re manic pixie dream girls forced into responsibility. Black ones are downright neglectful and physically abusive bc they’re a angry Black women
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Guys you remember we had to post our applications for varsity and then wait for them to post us back? 😂😭
Fuck I'm so old.
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Even though I believe in an afterlife, I dreaded the thought of it bc I would have liked to cease to exist.
Now that I'm a mom, I'm okay w/ being a working dlozi bc I love this guy across lifetimes. If I can't be with him in this dimension then I'll be there for him in the next
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I don’t like taking filtered pics of myself bc I don’t want to distort my image of myself (in the long run) but this also means I haven’t taken selfies in months bc I don’t like what I’ve been seeing💀
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This is needlessly mean. Needlessly. 2seconds to pause and think about the “why” and you’d remember where you live and the country’s spatial planing
Sending your kid to school at 4.30am. Y’all trying to ruin your kids lives.
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I am such a confident mom. I am smashing this thing out the park shame. I am walking in my purpose or whatever those oshe people say
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Yoh imagine if our financial advisors and influencers could be this honest poverty in SA
“I am virtually out of tools to help people now"
Money Saving Expert Martin Lewis says the UK is facing the worst cost of living crisis he has ever seen
#Raworth
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No but Ntokozo Mbambo on Esiphambanweni??? She summoned Jesus and he came running barefooted, straight from the cross.
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I like a full panty so high it reaches the back of my neck.
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I sent baby a video of me combing my hair and his response was "sphongo ngathi indishi yokwenza amasi"
😭😭💀
Then he called me Megamind
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My mom's been nagging me for an hour to come downstairs and take a picture of something. I thought it was her vege garden but when I finally go down uthi "ake uthathe isthombe sewashing yami" and guess what? It's the baby's clothes on the line
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