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@Major_Mallet

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Among other things, I'm a happy #NAFO #Fella roving the digital wasteland bonking lies, propaganda and other nonsense.

Siwa Oasis via Langley,VA
Joined February 2009
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@Major_Mallet
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1 year
Thanks #NAFO ! You got me 100 new followers in about 3 hours. Thanks so much!
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1 year
Good Friday morning! Can I get a #NAFO assist to push me over 1,000 followers? #NAFOfellas , #NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable
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1 year
Says it all!
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1 year
Well, I am honestly astonished. I thought I'd get 20 ish new followers. I am at 200+ new followers (with 100 in just the last 2 hours. Follow a Fella Friday indeed! #NAFOworks ! FYI - I've followed everyone back as well. Thanks so much! #NAFO @Official_NAFO
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1 year
Ok, now this is starting to get out of hand! 😀 I turn my back for an hour and I blow past 1300 followers. You #fellas are awesome! #NAFOworks ! #NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable
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1,000+ new followers! Thought I’d get 30. THANK YOU ALL! #NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable I’ll follow everyone back in time but for now, I’ll say thanks by letting you choose which United 24 charity category I will donate $500 to. @U24_gov_ua
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1 year
What can be said - I’m almost at 500 new followers today. Honestly, I’m stunned. #NAFOfellas #NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable
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1 year
@ReedMCooper @joncoopertweets Perhaps the reason the right dislikes Gen Z: exit polls suggest that 65% of those between the ages of 18 and 24 voted for Biden — 11% more than any other age group. And in states like Georgia and Pennsylvania, young voters proved to be key to Biden’s success.
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@Major_Mallet
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1 year
@rammstein_fella I’m unfamiliar with this image. Does it have any other meaning aside from it being a hilarious picture to put on a drone? Is it a meme? I’m old and don’t get all of the things the youngsters say and do! 😉
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@Major_Mallet
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1 year
@LogKa11 With no other context, my guess is that he is a reenactor teaching military history. He is wearing the M44 tunic (a WW2 SS uniform) and holding a Karabiner 98K (the primary German service rifle of WW2). Nothing else to see here.
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@Major_Mallet
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2 years
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@Major_Mallet
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11 months
Hey #NAFO #Fellas , another X user is asking for help determining which country is the biggest threat to world peace. Let’s assist him, shall we? @MindyNL79 @FluteMagician @krassenstein #RussiaIsATerroristState #NAFOworks
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@Major_Mallet
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2 years
I just got my new @Official_NAFO Fella forged by @quine_watson and I love it! I asked for a fella in the style of the Long Range Desert Group and Quine came up with this masterpiece.
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@Major_Mallet
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11 months
@SgtConscript You read my mind! I’ve been looking for memes like these!
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@Major_Mallet
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11 months
@Hvcddhk I suspect a lot of Fellas already blocked him AND that the whole EM drama completely distracted the #NAFO community. Let’s stop wining and quitting and get back to the main task at hand: countering Ruzzian Bravo Sierra
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@Major_Mallet
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11 months
@FellaMortz Love this! Following and boosting with the latest meme I stole.
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@Major_Mallet
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1 year
@DucuGavril I posted a “NAFO does not exist / we’re in your head” image after reporting a few of her 9/11 conspiracy posts. I made no other comment. She posted a vulgarity laden reply and blocked me. Guess I really did get into her head. ;-) Moving on.
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@Major_Mallet
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1 year
Thank you!
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@Major_Mallet
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1 year
@rammstein_fella @NasserA50136964 @rammstein_fella - and just like that, I attained enlightenment! Thank you both!
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@Major_Mallet
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11 months
@kattzStory First off, I am following you now so you know I got that #Fella love for you. However, malt vinegar (along with some salt) on fries or chips (USA chips, that is) is a thing of beauty. I will die on this hill. I can do no other. Adding this image to boost you.
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1 year
Just for fun, I asked ChatGPT to write a Haiku about the impending Ukrainian victory. It gave me: Ukraine's triumph shines, Brave hearts, resilient spirits, Peace blooms on their soil. Nice.
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@Major_Mallet
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3 years
@UAWeapons Just donated - keep up the good reporting
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11 months
@MaxAbrahms Wrong again Max, wrong again. It is so tiresome when otherwise intelligent people spew this bot farm nonsense about NAFO. For the 100 time, we are not bots - just people who oppose genocide.
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@Major_Mallet
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11 months
@Altwin_R09 I was unaware. I am now enlightened. I shall resupply from this ammo dump. I am happy. Of course, I shall leave a few of my favorites to make certain you have them and to boost.
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@Major_Mallet
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1 year
@JoohnChoe While I take polls to blast an "Air Horn of Sanity" into these pro-Russian echo chambers, I wonder if it hurts to create engagement as well as let the account owners play the victim ("My poll got ruined by CIA bots"). However, I now always post this meme I stole:
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1 year
@NoMan05847380 Which fictional army? The Russian army of course. It’s about as fictional of an army as you can get. 😉
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11 months
@HotSotin I am concerned that The Great Pineapple on Pizza Controversy of 2023 will be the downfall of #nafo . Stay strong / stay united #Fellas .
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@Major_Mallet
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2 years
@U24_gov_ua #NAFOSquaDrone #NAFOLRBG The LRBG (Long Range Bonking Group) is in for 1/7th of a drone! Glory to Ukraine!
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1 year
@goddeketal @Pharmspice As an aside: There was no "try" in the image above. When the US decides to roll a tank convoy, it actually rolls. Proper training, tactics, maintenance, and logistics matter.
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11 months
@BamaMarineMsgt I joined NAFO/CIA for the kibbles.
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1 year
@smackm8 His failed audition tape for the lead role in The Fly movie remake?
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@RealLoriSpencer True - most WW2 casualties were between Russia & Germany. That said, US industry produced almost 2/3 of all the Allied military equipment (297K aircraft, 193K artillery pieces, 86K tanks and two million trucks) All in all, it was kind of a group effort.
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1 year
@gaymergir Taken down? Darn it - guess I won’t get my weekly allotment of milk bones from [redacted] next week.
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1 year
@chris_fehmarn @U24_gov_ua Defense has taken the early lead - we’ll see how it finishes.
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1 year
A bunch of Fellas are making good points about donating money to the non-defense categories in my current poll. Thus, I am going to add $250 to the pot to split proportionally between the 2nd, 3rd and 4th place categories. Poll here:
@Major_Mallet
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1 year
1,000+ new followers! Thought I’d get 30. THANK YOU ALL! #NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable I’ll follow everyone back in time but for now, I’ll say thanks by letting you choose which United 24 charity category I will donate $500 to. @U24_gov_ua
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@Major_Mallet
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11 months
@JackFought_1 @kiwi_cynical I’m pre-blocked. Too bad. I’ll miss her hard hitting, fact- based reporting. 🙄
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@Major_Mallet
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11 months
#NAFO #NAFOCatsDivision #NAFOswifties #Fellas Ben asked for RT to increase the size of his poll. Ben got his wish and poll support for Ukraine surged. Although Ben got his wish, Ben is not happy.
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@AtRealBen
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Are you happy that your country is providing financial support to Ukraine? Please RP for largest possible sample size.
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11 months
@HotSotin @MikeU43683834 @PhilippEagle6 Pineapple on pizza. This is also the way.
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@DrAnnaPirates @DavidKi03869079 Although yesterday would have been better . . .
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11 months
@Not_PWok I’m not British but I - rather clearly - am rather fond of the Brits. . .
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@Major_Mallet
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1 year
Thanks for the votes! As promised (and after much back and forth with my card co), I made a $500 donation to the Defense fund and split an additional $250 proportionally to $104.35 Demining, $117.39 Medical Aid and $28.26 Rebuilding. #NAFOworks , #NAFOfellas , @U24_gov_ua
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@Major_Mallet
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1 year
@Sharman2Pam @AndyBut92151501 Now following you both and giving a boost!
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@Major_Mallet
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11 months
@NickAdamsinUSA Gotta admit, the man is a mastermind. For instance, I like his articulate, well-thought-out, and completely different approach to how he would deal with the Russian invasion of Ukraine.
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1 year
@JoelMonterrey8 I just love this one! @JoelMonterrey8 - followed you and everyone else I can find in this thread
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11 months
#NAFO #Fellas Meme resupply dump at your disposal. Please retweet and place your favorite memes here.
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1 year
@StKytti @U24_gov_ua You are welcome!
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11 months
@MaxAbrahms @JamesLLandis Wrong again Max, wrong again. While it may be true that dead people do not have freedom, their sacrifices can secure the freedom of others - including those that don’t understand or appreciate this concept.
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@Major_Mallet
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1 year
@TrentTelenko Combined Fleet Decoded: The Secret History of American Intelligence and the Japanese Navy in World War II. New York: Random House (1995). ISBN 0679437010. OCLC 30544409.
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1 year
@DJatBonkAMradio Will do - I have a lot of catching up to do
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1 year
@DucuGavril Side note: She (he? - perhaps a troll) called me a “spunk bubble” which got a good chuckle from me.
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1 year
@PortugueseFella Good god man - are you trying to divide NAFO along pineapple lines? Do you know the hell you unleashed? You monster! ;-) PS - If I was not following you before, I am now!
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@Major_Mallet
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1 year
Hey #nafofella #fella I'm building a small (~50) list of reliable Ukrainian war news and informed opinion accounts. Who do you follow that meets these criteria? Here is my list so far:
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1 year
@20gimsack @U24_gov_ua There are many ways to contribute! Thanks!
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11 months
@wty1969 @TifaAuntie Full Latex Jacket, of course.
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@Major_Mallet
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8 years
B17 now due in Hazleton at 11:30ish; remaining aircraft in by noon
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2 years
@oryxspioenkop Here are 52 minutes of sonic bliss I listen to when I have to concentrate on work but want some background music:
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@Major_Mallet
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11 months
#NAFO Mr. Cardone is asking for the public’s opinion on this matter.
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How much MORE money do you want America to send to Ukraine ?
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@JoohnChoe I’ve been following @JoohnChoe for some time and enjoy your well reasoned thinking. I have no idea why someone in NAFO would say they don’t accept you. For me, the beauty of #NAFO is the inclusiveness for all. Sort of an ideological French Foreign Legion, if you will.
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#NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable #NAFO #Fellas Check the lists you are on - just found I was added to this one by this user. Block the list maker to be removed.
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@Major_Mallet
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1 year
@lyssafella @elonmusk @DrAnnaPirates I reported three of his more choice replies. What a vile human.
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1 year
Not that I expected any differently, but here is another prime example of intellectual cowardice and disingenuous debate from someone who blocks NAFO on sight. Instead of engaging as an honest interlocutor, she blocks me when I answer her question. Pathetic.
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@Major_Mallet
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@Havoc_Six Here we are again. NAFO stares into the abyss of dysfunction that is the Great Pineapple Debate. While I respect all my fella brothers/sisters, I will die on the hill of those that support pineapple on pizza. I can do no other. There, it is said. 😉
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1 year
@ElisabethinCA Looks like I’m late to this party - their account was already suspended. Good riddance.
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1 year
@DimaGrumeza @zAuroraBorealis For good measure, I followed everyone who responded to your request!
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11 months
@cuppajojojo @mrphilosophystu Among many other clues, the side armor ridges clearly are those of a T90. Nice work AFU!
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1 year
@FactsMatter202 @CanadianKobzar I concur! This is the way.
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#NAFO #Fellas #NAFOCatsDivision #NAFOworks Jackson wonders who people prefer - Putin or Hillary Clinton. I would not comment after voting. That greatly improves his engagement numbers and he loves the attention. Just vote and go. NAFO Cats - thanks for the support!
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@jacksonhinklle
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🚨 Who do you prefer?
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1 year
@prasadgc With respect, Ganesh, Ukraine already demilitarized once when they gave up their nukes in exchange for Russia recognizing Ukrainian borders. Ukraine is not going to make the same mistake twice. The fact they are fighting as hard and successfully as they are is proof of that.
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1 year
@HPM1984Concord @Official_NAFO excellent advice - I'll hold off and catch up over the weekend.
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1 year
@azeraphalle I got a lot of follow backs to do. I did 200 today and stopped as i heard that following too many people too quickly can cause your account to be locked. I’ll work in the follow backs over the next week.
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@PhotoWander @DucuGavril Well done - following now
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11 months
@GrantCardone Not bots. Not impossible. It’s called the reality outside of your Twitter bubble. PS - I love your use of the passive voice “would be employed” to make the accusation that someone or some entity is coordinating this while not actually identifying who they are. Stay classy.
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@meme240bravo Why can’t russia just give up Bilhorod, Kursk and Bryansk for peace?
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@azeraphalle @U24_gov_ua Love your Fella name! Nothing like a good cup of British tea!
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@IrynaBuczkowski Can we ruin this? Why yes, yes we can. Voted, boosting and retweeting!
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11 months
Another X user is wondering what the current mood is concerning supporting Ukraine. #fella #Fella #NAFO #nafocatdivision what are your thoughts on the matter?
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Poll time...skates on people...and of course RT this.
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@2ug2ug Any suggestions on terms to search for when looking to bonk? I have a few anti Ukrainian slurs I search for but they are not as productive as they once were.
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10 months
@pavelmedojed Get better soon, Fella! Sending you a picture of Patreon the mine-hunting dog to cheer you up!
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1 year
This should be required reading for all #NAFOfellas
@NewportBeachNBT
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@joergky @general_ben @EliotACohen It is a good read. Here’s the article free of paywall:
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@HotSotin None of the at least 20 that must be in the photo. Why can’t I see them? Because they are Finnish, that’s why. 😉
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