Cabritinha 🇵🇹🇪🇺
@Cbritinha
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Just a fella making silly videos and bonking nonsense.
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Hey
#NAFOfellas
, sometimes you're too hard on yourselves. Take time to appreciate the good stuff you all do, because
#NAFO
's karma scales are definitely tilted towards good.
We're all human and everyone has a part to play.
On to victory, Слава Україні! 🇺🇦
@Official_NAFO
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Did Zelenskyy just shoot a video less than 2 kms away from the hotest frontline in Ukraine??
Avdiivka. I visited the positions of the 110th «Marko Bezruchko» Mechanized Brigade. One of the toughest spots of the frontline.
I personally thanked the warriors. We reviewed the defense situation and our troops’ key needs with the commander. I honored the best servicemen with
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I hate to fall into the trap of underestimating the Russians, but HOW DID THEY LET THE DRONES THROUGH THE CHOKEPOINT?
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The President of Portugal, Marcelo Rebelo de Sousa is going to visit Ukraine. Let's hope President
@ZelenskyyUa
bodyguards aren't feeling nervous, because Marcelo has a peculiar way of greeting people.
🇵🇹🤝🇺🇦
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@BasedMikeLee
Jesus Christ Senator, it's not like it's a secret. Here's a documentary explaining it in cartoon form and in under 3 minutes. Perfectly adjusted to your attention span.
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I just witnessed some silly vatnik get more than 150 replies to his run of the mill disinformation post, and I swear to God it was all fellas with memes. But the surprising part is that no matter how far I scrolled, I could not find a duplicated meme. It's honestly scary.
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Huh,
#NAFOfellas
, I'm gonna need your
#help
here. I was looking through my old stuff and I am pretty sure this intro was not like this. Am I imagining things?
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Hey, you there!
Russia still sucks, we're not going anywhere.
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Reason
#342
why russia is losing:
They ran out of money to pay competent propagandists. This is what kind of Photoshop skills people like
@LauraLoomer
have access to today:
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If I leave Twitter, how am I supposed to win the information war? I'm not going anywhere, and I promise to overload Elon's servers with an obscene amount of video replies to nonsense.
Macho doesn't run from a fight! 👊
I'm not going anywhere.
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The
#nafofleet
#OPSEC
veil is finally lifted. One month ago Captain
#raccoon
diverted the floatie flotilla for a very special mission. Exclusive footage of the operation is now available.
@U24_gov_ua
@Official_NAFO
#NAFOdrone
#NAFO
#Ukraine
#Zelensky
@MnicaViveiros1
🎟️
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The Gorch Bonk, captained by
@i_kLeffmann
has reached
#Sevastopol
. It brings 1133$ in donations, breaking every previous ship's record, and making a total of 3863$ donated thus far.
Slava Ukraini!
@U24_gov_ua
@Official_NAFO
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List of chores for today:
- Drop kids at school ✔️
- Pickup car from mechanic ✔️
- Fix the kitchen sink ✔️
- Outlike a sitting American Senator's stupid tweet with a video of cartoon dogs ✔️
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@IAPonomarenko
Let me be the first one to congratulate the super CHAD gardener that kept that absolutely pristine garden in a fucking war zone, all the while a bunch of orcs roamed around the property. RESPECT.
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@clarenafo
I just found out the worst job in the world: Zelenskyy's head of security.
That person's stomach is a giant ulcer.
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Not gonna lie, all these NAFO face reveals are making it kind of lonely for a true NAFO bot like me.
Any other NAFO bots out there?
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@GrantCardone
Do you understand the concept of retweeting, Grant? Do you understand the concept of a PUBLIC poll, Grant?
GIVE ME THOSE TEARS, GRANT!
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@UKikaski
Imagine labelling the destruction of naval military vessels during a war, as terrorism.
Russians are terrified of those who fight back
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@KarstenStrauss
Well there goes the theory that the dildo of consequences is rarely lubbed.
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Once again, I see fellas falling for what looks like James Vasquez 2.0.
I understand the appeal, but I also fear the disappointment that comes with the fallout.
Beware of personalities focused on the "me", their priorities lie with themselves first.
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We at
#NAFO
Portugal gather on the soon to be longest bridge in Europe, watching the news report on
#Ukraine
by
@JosMilhazes1
and
@nrogeiro
. We keep a watchful eye on our domestic breed of vatniks, and ensure that no nonsense shall be pronounced in portuguese without response.
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I find it funny that so many can't believe a group of people would get together on the internet to do what they think is right, without anyone paying or organizing them. It just says a lot about the mentality of these people that they wouldn't see themselves doing the same
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@francis_scarr
@oryxspioenkop
If you send all your children to die in a war, when you have other options, effectively removing your genes from the gene pool, does it get you nominated to a Darwin Award?
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@LauraLoomer
Hey Laura, can you provide the original source of this image? I just want to add it to my power point presentation on bad Photoshop. That mouth is not at the right angle compared with the eyes, not is it big enough for the size of that face. Come on, I'm sure you can do better
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The Stumpy Shirt, captained by
@Lottalove23
has reached
#Sevastopol
. It brings approximately 500$ in donations, making a total of 1350$ between the two ships.
There's talk among its crew that more
#nafofleet
ships are being readied.
@U24_gov_ua
@Official_NAFO
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In honor of
@mexic0la_
, NAFO biolabs have increased the russophobia capacity of our female members. Russophobia is now storable in increasing amounts.
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@xenasolo
Which proves that even Russians don't buy the "Ukranians did it" narrative. They simply approve of it.
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So, I was wondering if there was any interest for a revival of NAFO Animate before Xmas?
In exchange for a donation to my chosen Ukrainian cause, you get one of these 18 videos with your fella in it.
This tweet is just to test the waters.
Menu part 1:
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The Ghost of Trafalgar, captained by
@Owl_Pie2
has reached
#Sevastopol
as 1st Mate Raccoon sings a hearty tune for the crew.
It brings 1800$ in donations, shattering every previous ship's record, totaling 5663$ donated thus far!
#nafofleet
@U24_gov_ua
@Official_NAFO
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.
@CNN
are you aware that your Portuguese branch
@cnnportugal
is a great platform for Kremlin mouthpieces?
A small 🧵 1/7
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By my calculations we have indeed funded the drone tonight, so here's to keeping a promise i made earlier this evening.
#nafofleet
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The USS Enterprise, captained by
@MattPPea
has warped into Earth's orbit above
#Sevastopol
.
Major teleport mishaps did not prevent it from shattering all previous records by bringing 2450$ in donations, totaling 10890$ donated thus far!
#nafofleet
@U24_gov_ua
@Official_NAFO
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Operation Unthinkable is finally revealed. After the
#nafofleet
special forces training by Major Raccoon and
@HowitzerApprec1
gathered 1458$ in donations, making a total of 15098$, the 12 most elite fellas are finally activated into action:
@Official_NAFO
@U24_gov_ua
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All this controversy is very exciting and all, but let's get back to what I know best: stupid videos
#NAFOAnimate
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Morning fellas. I have a proposal. Reply to this tweet with your favourite
#NAFO
memes and I will try and animate the top 3 voted ones, like I did with this one.
PS: I reserve the right to choose the next voted one if the task seems impossible
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The
#nafofleet
ship HMS Glasgow, captained by
@Lottalove23
bursts into Sevastopol harbour. An unfortunate friendly fire incident proves once more that one should never have Daleks aboard. It brings 1375$ in donations, totaling 12265$ donated thus far!
@U24_gov_ua
@Official_NAFO
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Donation proof arrived via DM. This is all a very OPSEC driven request, since
@HappyGiraffe10
wants to surprise her fellow fella NAFOnymousUA with this video.
#NAFOAnimate
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Good morning, everyone!
How do you take your morning coffee? I enjoy mine black, sugarless and with a dash of crashing SU34.
Have a great day!
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I'm on board the caravel Boa Esperança (Good Hope), off to explore Sevastopol harbour.
Heard there were some fireworks planned, so I went ahead and bought a ticket in
Apparently you just pay what you can and you're good to go. Anyone wants to join me?
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@BasedMikeLee
The fact that you can't wrap your head around the notion of thousands of people coming together to do what they think is right, for FREE, is one of the reasons why Ukraine is winning the information war.
You've been NAFOed, enjoy your day.
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@DefMon3
My dream is becoming true
I had a really weird dream today. I've read somewhere that dreams are sometimes premonitions. What do you think?
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The floatie flotilla has reached Sevastopol, under captain
@WeakNerve
, carrying approximately 880$ in donations, making a total of 2730$ donated so far.
They were delayed due to a secret mission they completed along the way. 👀👀👀
@U24_gov_ua
@Official_NAFO
#nafofleet
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@AleksandrX13
In 1941 while retreating,the Soviets blew up the Dnieper dam killing up to 100.000 civilians (mostly Ukrainians), as well as Red Army officers who were crossing over the river.
Russia doesn't change, they protect nothing but their elites.
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@wartranslated
Things are getting spicy in vatnik land. They no longer wank each other off with fantasies of Russian superiority
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I don't know what to say, I really must thank
@EmbassyofRussia
for the inspiration. They did a truly stellar work for the first 45 seconds and I just couldn't let it go to waste!
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I had a really weird dream today. I've read somewhere that dreams are sometimes premonitions. What do you think?
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@NOELreports
Goddamnit, they ran out of orcs so they brought out the trolls. Where are they keeping the Balrogs?
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@yanamrzv
I believe most Russians only care about what affects them directly. They don't care what happens to other countries, other Russian republics, other oblasts, other cities, etc. I just haven't figured out what their cutoff is. Family? Progeny? The individual?
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First swim of the year, in Portugal. Flags of 🇵🇹 and 🇺🇦
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My son was born in democracy, my parents weren't. He will be able to vote, say what he thinks and choose his own way in life.
One look at the state of the 🌍 and it's easy to understand how rare, precious and fragile this state of things is.
25 de Abril sempre! Viva a liberdade.
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The Early Medieval History community is stunned. Documents ahve surfaced proving that The Mora, helmed by
@HowitzerApprec1
once raided
#Sevastopol
, back then known as Chersonesus.
It plundered 867$ in today's money, totaling 7345$ thus far!
#nafofleet
@U24_gov_ua
@Official_NAFO
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For absolutely no reason at all, here's all the Christmas desserts I had this year that require eggs. A 🧵1/7
Aletria
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.
@nyuszami
thank you for your donation! Here is your custom animated meme, as requested.
I must admit, this one looks pretty damn cool.
#NAFOAnimate
Unexpected
#NAFOAnimate
relaunch. I am expanding the campaign to include
@PanDrukar
and his NAFO Bradley squad. Here's how it works:
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What does not belong, must be returned! With extreme prejudice!
#nafofleet
The Krym's Revenge reaches the final stretch of the journey. No more tickets accepted. Let's go!
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@ClareDalyMEP
"escalates out of control" = "russia is losing".
I need to brush up my english again, words have changed meaning in the last 6 months.
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Dear
@RealLucyLawless
, we at
#NAFO
fight Russian propaganda and support Ukraine the best way we can. We'd like to invite you to join us and for that purpose we have prepared your very own
#fella
. Here it is, we hope it is to your liking:
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With a little more than 1000€ left to go, we can finally see the finish line to deliver the pickup Sam requested for his unit. Just one final push and we'll be able to provide his unit with a tool that saves lives.
This is my thanks to all who have donated.
LINK:
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The 69th Sniffing Brigade, together with
#NAFOPortugal
and The Ghost Concept, are launching a campaign to donate a pickup truck to an ISR team from the International Legion.
As usual with 69th Sniffing Brigade's campaigns, there are tiered rewards for
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@UncleCheeki
Oh I'm screeshotting this tweet for the inevitable moment when someone finally manages to explain to you how exchange rates work.
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@MateoGarca2005
Mateo, I've watched your plight at trying to get some sense out of NAFO, and I empathize. That said here's a training video I produced at Langley to explain to our less gifted candidates how NAFO works. Any questions, feel free to ask.
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I love this kind of operation. A Russian/Iranian cooperation conference was interrupted by someone on the video call claiming to be from Ukraine's security services.
"The SBU will come for every war criminal and their accomplices. Prepare yourselves, write your wills"
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This is my plea to the 🇬🇧 government🧵
Mr. Secretary Of State
@Mark_J_Harper
. I am a 🇵🇹 man earning less than 1000€/month in 🇵🇹. Me and a group of 🇵🇹 citizens, despite our limited means, have put our blood sweat and tears towards fundraising a 4x4 worth 16K € 1/4
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Since we're on the subject, don't forget
@U24_gov_ua
is still fundraising for more drones for pest control!
#RAGEDONATE
#RussiaisATerroistState
#NAFOfleet
The day has come,
#Fellas
: we’re launching the second
#NAFO
fundraiser to assemble The Flyin’ Fellas
#SquaDrone
!
This time, for the aerial ones — 240 FPV (First Person View) attack drones — 10 for each month of suffering🇷🇺invaders brought to our land:
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It's my fellaversary y'all! One year of moustache wielding, goat carrying, bonking extravaganza, sprinkled with some fundraising to top it off.
There's still a lot of ruzzian disinformation out there, so this toddler isn't hanging his pacifier yet.
@Kama_Kamilia
Hello everyone, you wouldn't have a Quim Barreiros Fella lying around somewhere? Don't forget the moustache! Cheers.
#quimbarreiros
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I'd like to kindly ask the AFU to please slow down, because my memes get obsolete before I'm even done with them in Photoshop.
Just kidding, get em boys!
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There is a non zero chance that a bunch of brain damaged dogs directly contributed to the damaging of the Kerch bridge. Let that sink in.
Thank you to all donors, friends, and partners of
#UNITED24
, who one day believed in naval drones.
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Erm... I'm on a beer. Somehow.
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I'm sure all the broken hands will be worth it, since Portugal stands with Ukraine all the way.
As a matter of fact, here at
#NAFOPortugal
we're fundraising for a truck to deliver to the AFU, check it out:
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Obrigado Milhazes por dizeres o que é preciso dizer na televisão.
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Here's number 2
#NAFOanimate
Morning fellas. I have a proposal. Reply to this tweet with your favourite
#NAFO
memes and I will try and animate the top 3 voted ones, like I did with this one.
PS: I reserve the right to choose the next voted one if the task seems impossible
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It's
#Nafofleet
's birthday. Unfortunately life has been hectic, and I couldn't prepare anything for it, so I'll just refresh your memories with one of the most intense periods of NAFOfleet last year:
PS: Follow
@NAFOfleet
and turn on NOTIFICATIONS to be updated with the fleet.
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@AnyafromSaintP
It's so sad that just because Russians try entering countries with tanks, now they can't enter with visas. Tank, visa, what's the difference amirite?
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With
@jebbbby
's blessing, here is a rendition of his classic as
#NAFOAnimate
menu item number 12. Come get yours.
Unexpected
#NAFOAnimate
relaunch. I am expanding the campaign to include
@PanDrukar
and his NAFO Bradley squad. Here's how it works:
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@LavrovsFELLA
NOOOooOOoOOO! Why am I refused access to the unknowledge of the Johnstone???? Are my sins so foul as to demand such punishment???
Anyway, what do you guys think of fish for dinner?
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#nafofleet
HMS Bonky stumbles into Sevastopol harbour. Captain
@RobEld75
tried to contain the mutinous impulses of the crew with copious amounts of booze, but that had unintended consequences.
The Bonky brings 1375$ in donations, totalling 13640$.
@Official_NAFO
@U24_gov_ua
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Diplomatic crisis averted!
The President of Portugal, Marcelo Rebelo de Sousa is going to visit Ukraine. Let's hope President
@ZelenskyyUa
bodyguards aren't feeling nervous, because Marcelo has a peculiar way of greeting people.
🇵🇹🤝🇺🇦
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The KRI Bima Suci , captained by
@AgentHotel
has sailed into
#Sevastopol
, to the sound of an Indonesian Navy song.
It brings 1095$ in donations, totaling 8440$ donated thus far!
#nafofleet
@U24_gov_ua
@Official_NAFO
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@RichardHanania
@DrewPavlou
There needs to be less glue in your diet. That number is so ridiculous, even your die hard followers are doing a double take.
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