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Tom Savage (Bald Fraud)

@MajorTomSavage

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Creator of @threeredkings, Rugby Heisenberg, Hibernian Psycho, Skeleton trapped in a Meat Suit. Very like Don Draper and not because I'm handsome.

Cork, Ireland
Joined May 2017
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@MajorTomSavage
Tom Savage (Bald Fraud)
10 months
I seem to have picked up two new stalkers since the weekend. this levels of divorced energy after a win (!) should not be possible
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10 months
@Jay_Long_626 It's par for the course at this stage, but mostly very funny after the "why don't you support us" stuff this week.
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@MajorTomSavage
Tom Savage (Bald Fraud)
10 months
I'm not even mad. I'm happy to be the #1 guy in your life.
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@MajorTomSavage
Tom Savage (Bald Fraud)
10 months
When I was young I used to think Ann Doyle did the voice for storm in the x-men cartoon
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@MajorTomSavage
Tom Savage (Bald Fraud)
10 months
One of the weirdest things I see in sports media has been how people can be totally chilled out politically in real life but then bring the exact opposite political energy to sports discourse.
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@MajorTomSavage
Tom Savage (Bald Fraud)
11 months
How many bigots do you know for anything other than their open bigotry? Very few. These people have no charisma. The equivalent of getting noticed by farting loudly in a packed elevator.
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@MajorTomSavage
Tom Savage (Bald Fraud)
11 months
@RayMinehane You have both yourself and the dog though, so it's OK. It's teamwork
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@MajorTomSavage
Tom Savage (Bald Fraud)
11 months
Sat down at half 6 this morning for an impromptu tea party with my little girl. being a dad is great.
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@MajorTomSavage
Tom Savage (Bald Fraud)
1 year
Sunday World ad is very funny. A sweaty-looking dork can't talk to people at a party so goes into the jacks and takes "Sunday World pills" that tell him what he should think so he can back out to the party chatting absolute pipe like a pothole. Perfect advertising.
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@MajorTomSavage
Tom Savage (Bald Fraud)
1 year
Seeing a lot of this around rugby twitter today
Tweet media one
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@MajorTomSavage
Tom Savage (Bald Fraud)
1 year
Certain GIFs are only used by potholes. Using this one in reply to something is probably the biggest tell on whether you're a tosser or not.
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Tom Savage (Bald Fraud)
1 year
The key is to add in a little laugh when you say "funny how some distance makes everything seem small"
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@MajorTomSavage
Tom Savage (Bald Fraud)
1 year
around christmas you can really tell who's having a bad mental health episode by the unhinged replies you get talking about sports.
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@MajorTomSavage
Tom Savage (Bald Fraud)
1 year
RT @CBThorburn: Giddy up Jinglehorse, for fucks sake. Pick up your feet, you cunt.
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Tom Savage (Bald Fraud)
1 year
It isn't just sport either. I see it in video game fandoms, cartoons, pro-wrestling, music, etc. Fundamentally, I don't think the human mind is built to see so many differing, combative opinions to your own when it comes to the things you entertain yourself with.
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