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Wewe nyamaza na Mamako ni Polisi maybe hata hiyo Boxer alikununulia ilinunuliwa na Hongo
Ilianza na Kaunda, Leo ni P.A ya 1.2 million, Kesho tutaambiana Morara Kebaso needs a new Prado worth 6m , 😂😂 hii revolution iko na very extravagant expenditure haha.
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For those not privy to the new University Funding model, here it is. Don't let that anger subside, let it simmer, boil, let the smoke rise. Tell me who the hell is affording this please.
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Hakuna ukora kubwa that is being peddled in this country right now kama Ex-UK. Bro, this is proper Mutumba and they are selling those things exorbitantly. They think that neo-colonial reference will make the products more attractive and sound more authentic.
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I asked. Where do we draw the line when Bills that are tabled in Parliament clearly contravene the 2010 Constitution. Where is the line Coz some of these Bills sound like a referendum that we ain't involved in.
🫵🏾Ebu see this bill… they want to stop reggae for maandamano!!
we have broken it down section by section so it’s easier for us to understand the very wild implications if it sails through as is.
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@mash_sir
Jamaa anajaribu kuwa mjinga wacha tumuonyeshe sasa ile Ujinga original si hii ya China
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Kiambu Hospital you go visit a sick person and first thing anakusalimia na prescription ukamnunulie huko nje before hata mkae muongee
Kiambu Level 5 hospital hainanga machine ya CT scan. Huwa unatumwa nje kwa private radiographers who have shops directly opposite to the hospital.
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Kuna Murima Babe huko TikTok who has dedicated a account to insulting her Baby Daddy. Every single post ni matusi na picha yake. Bro, it is bad bad. Ogopa wamama
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@kinjeketile
Lynn Ngugi has done a profound interview with two former Conservation Experts and it is mind blowing.
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I know I have been mean to ladies but there are levels I see here and I am like "Who are these men you people deal with?"
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Have they tried Water Canons? Tear Gassing the pipes? Maybe assaulting then Pipes maybe they will give something.
Police officers residing in Harambee Estate Police Lines have reportedly been without water for the past four months. They have called on the government to settle the Ksh 6 million arrears owed to restore the supply.
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My Bro alinyimwa kazi Coz he is quiet so he apparently was enthusiastic and did not show interest enough but that is his character. Introverts hukapitia.
So my siz lost her job juu she's shy and quiet💔💔 guys kama kuna place unajua kuna job dm me she has a degree in finance,Retweet widely please.
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You cannot condemn Kenya's Governance and defend Samia's. Like condemning deaths in Congo and Sudan but still supporting Israel. Hypocrisy and madness of the highest order.
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In that Town Hall Session about University Funding Model done by Citizen TV, JKUAT Vice Chancellor was so clueless. How doesn't she have figures of her own institution. What does she do there then? Numbers should be at your finger tips.
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Btw this makes sense. Drivers with that App should all get One Star ndo washike Akili.
If your name is Monica & you requested an Uber from Upper Hill to South C, your driver has broadcast on their app that no one should pick you because you rejected his price demand.
This is why Ubers playing this channel during trips will get 1 star.This is bullying & gangsterism
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Kickbacks are so detrimental because to recoup enough from the tender, you need to do shoddy poor workmanship to maximise returns. Corruption just fucks up every good thing.
A company linked to Stanley Livondo is caught up in a controversy over claims that it paid kickbacks for a Kes2.7B tender by Zambia’s army and Ministry of Defence to upgrade a military hospital in the capital Lusaka.
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The cops really have killed people and then booked them at the morgue as accident victims. I swear they will one day all fall, the lies, the pain, the horror they have put young people through, they will pay.
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2009 kuna watu walikuwa na scandals Twitter already.
Wait, I'm being cooked for being in class 1 in 2009?😂😂😂
Kwani a normal 5yr old anafaa kuwa class gani?
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@SirAlexas
Niko na Theory fulani. He must push a Govt agenda with the people he brings so that his business gets Govt protection. It was almost shut down at some point remember
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Mans aliskia Ronga akasimamisha senke bana ni kama hajaskia poa. Abarikiwe sana.
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What bothers me is that these people think we are collectively stupid. They think so low of us that we won't fact check or just do a simple confirmation. It is not even the lies it is the total disregard and abuse of our intelligence.
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Hizi vitu siku ya masiku we shall take them all back. Hata kama si hivi karibuni or our generation but it will all be taken back by the people.
It needs to be studied how a first term City Governor has managed to bring up all those properties within a short period.
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Weaponizing Education is so so sinister. Education was not affordable to a majority of us growing up, anyone who missed on JAB could not manage to afford Parallel intake which is another fraudulent way to get educated now everything is Parallel.
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She can literally drive to State House and tell the President that.
This one is a hypocrite par excellence....she drives around in a 30 Million SUV as some Magistrates conduct court cases in canvas tents. Shame on you
@CJMarthaKoome
you are the reason many Kenyans don't watch news.
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Mita 30 in this economy. Kuna watu walikuwa wanaipangia ikiwa M-Changa. Ukiskia Morara akisema we deserve our politicians, it is true. Coz wao wanaona tu how they can pinch a few millions and do their thing.
Hiyo pesa Hanifa alikuwa anamanage ni kama iliingiza watu wivu. It doesn't make sense how angry people are.
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Mnafanya kazi gani hizi ziko na suspension kama High School
Just got suspended from work for two days just for telling a collegue aamkie kiti yangu smh. Corporate world is just a crazy place man.
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Rather ulipe exorbitant prices za Taxi badala ya this nonsense. Kama hawajiskii pia watoke kwa Apps wabebe kama other cabs za kawaida. Hizi Tamaa ndo tunapigana nazo
What is this ? Aii. My cab fare was 870. Ati anafanya 870 x 1.5 then that’s the amount I’m supposed to pay. Nini hii surely ?
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You see how some things raises Morality subconsciously? Because that is a good thing. Very good thing.
The sad thing about gaining followers because of a movement is it will limit your freedom of Speech, sai Kimuzi hawezi tweet about illegal Somalis in Kenya or Single Mums like he used to before.
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She had to be on a page that has corruption news. The greatest symbolism ever.
Hearty Congratulations, my dear daughter - Alika Oduwole on achieving triple distinctions in your just concluded examinations.
I wish you God's blessings, protection and wisdom as you continue to pursue your dreams.
#ProudMom
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Bana. Siku hizi mimi hufeel poa sana kuwa Kenyan
These people don't realize we've never loved this country till a few weeks ago when the protests started and we realized this is home
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They aren't against it, they found out like us and realized people were bribed billions and ate alone without them being involved now they are pissed. Imagine finding out someone enjoyed a deal alone in secret, you will be pissed.
You can tell even people in government are against the Adani deal because someone leaked the list of 16 officials going to India and their contacts 😂
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Anyway, remember, the more education becomes inaccessible the more insecurity and young desperate families will rise and pop up everywhere because what else to do apart from steal and have sex.
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Itabidi jamaa ya Air BnB State House awaambie wakuwe wanabomoa hizo graveyards juu hata kutoa plaque haisaidii. Still caught flat out with the hand in the cookie jar.
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Kama subordinates were stealing 2B a day, what about him?
Ati Muigai amassed wealth equal to and separate from that of his family during his presidency? Anyone heard something to that effect?
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God forbid you try to look for better opportunities for yourself in this country
Kenya ni home and you were conned trying to flee to another country🫠
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They are now saying there is money for JSS Teachers. You know why? Because people have started questioning CBC in the sense that if you wanted it how is there no money for it. It is game.
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Mans thought Morara will be chucking Hollywood esque stuff. Entertainment like he is some star of sorts. Bro, if you want entertainment, tafuta DJ Afro ama Mamako.
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Unajua unaweza Nyongwa na usikufe right?
"Mwenye wivu ajinyonge." Is such a funny statement to me because it doesn't play around. Doesn't even consider other ways of de-escalating the situation. Oh you're jealous? Have you tried uhh killing yourself? 😭😭
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Ousted politicians be pretending to speak sense after work is done like they are some Pepe Minambo and shit. Take that motivational and 'knowledgeable' nonsense to your Mothers at home. We gave you a chance, you ain't do shit.
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Umewahi ibiwa ukiona? Like unajua hapa unaibiwa but you just go ahead kujipeana. Me right now. Like you were experimenting on trust because your Mama raised you well lakini wapi.
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Media Houses ndo walianza polls juzi and I knew there is an agenda going on. Looks like money had been paid to monitor the mood
So asubui mki sema kindiki na Adan were coming back ,yall were already paid to say ?
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As in how hard is it to just construct one Stadium and just run it well? This is disgust they show to young people who just want to have fun on the pitch.
What they promised and what we have
Buana
@SakajaJohnson
@dngkenya
Haiwork bana
Haiwork Kabisa
#OccupyWoodley
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Blaze wrote a CV for a Babe Boyz of mine, she got the job the next week. She was so happy hajawahi Ona hivo. Kazi safi.
I once referred someone to
@B3laze
for CV writing, a few years back. Today morning he has called me "Kuna ule jamaa wako aliniandikia CV mzuri sana, ilifanya kazi but now we need it updated, leta hio number yake tena"
Things I like to hear.
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Unatoka pia unavunja yake nyinyi wote mpatane garage Coz he has decided to be stupid
The owner of this BMW KDA 986 R (Currently on Thika Road) at Muthaiga, just hit my BMW, broke the side mirror and just drove and refused to stop despite prompts... It is a shame! He is throwing insults and saying I take him kule nataka....
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Kasarani had Olympic Standards facilities. From the Diving pool, Stadium, Indoors Arena and Swimming pool. Those Chinese did a good job we are just poor at maintaining it
Guys ati there’s a diving pool in Kasarani stadium?? Not swimming pool, DIVING?
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Mans sold the Airport in silence and was made CS of another Ministry.. Wamalwa said something profound, when leadership changes all these illegal deals will be contested and gotten rid of.. We won't care.
Adani Enterprises has established a new subsidiary in Kenya called Airports Infrastructure PLC (AIP):
—AIP's primary purpose is to take over, operate, maintain, develop, design, construct, upgrade, modernize, and manage airports within Kenya.
—AIP was officially incorporated on
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I have said it over and over again, Kenya as a whole from the political class to ordinary Wananchi, we have an inherently greed problem that is so deeply ingrained into us it seems like we can never get out of it.
Kenyans deserve to be scammed. Ni biashara gani inakupea 23.5% monthly without working for it? 😂
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Hata Wamachipo anasifu Samia and she was here crying to us about helping her family the other day. Doesn't she know Samia is just another Ruto, arrests and imprison activists in TZ. That she is such a democracy bum. Goodness me!!!
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Basically wanasema everything everywhere sisi ni wajinga eeeh. Hatuelewi kitu. Kenya mzima. Wao ndo wajinga kupindukia maumbwa
Dr. Beatrice Muganda Inyangala, PS Higher Education and Research: There are no bottlenecks in the applications for scholarships and loans however there has been a lot of disinformation and misinformation about the program cost and how it relates to the fees that the parents will
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Bro, that Adani deal is not even worth your village's cattle deep. How are they investing 100Bn in 5 years and then run the Airport for 30 years. Everyone who signed that deal should be hanged by the noose as we watch and cheer at Uhuru Park.
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Yani niulize, kwani hii njaa hawa watu hukuwa nayo surely bana. Hawashibangi??
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Go tell your nyukwa, thoguo, coguo or maraya ciaku this nonsense.
Unga prices, which were once a big conversation even on TV, are no longer being discussed. Why? Because this government took deliberate measures that bore fruit. What seemed impossible happened, and the prices are expected to drop even further.
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Hahahahaha Jamaneni Ruto is the enemy here not all of us men
Ile time full time sneaky links tutaamua kuongea huku hakuna relationship itasurvive💀
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I saw that shit and I almost went berserk. Nobody in this Kenya cares about ordinary Kenyans. People are pricing things the way they please now. It is an American way of doing this. It is pain and pain.
There’s a serious rental crisis in Kenya
Wdym 35k 1 bedroom waiyaki way ????
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And if one is your parent or relative Fuck them too. They don't deserve you.
Mi nayo nisiwahi ambiwa shit kuhusu makarao. And if you are dating one, fuck you too!
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Huyu dem ni Boyz wangu and she is roho safi AF. She deserves every single nice thing this world has to offer. Perfect person to have in your corner..
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Hahahaha hizi messages kuonyeshanwa zinakuwanga bait or rather sending a message to all those either in DMs or intending to that there is a bar to be met. Proper strategy that I respect.
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Wametuma funds za my investment 16 Years ago, proper returns. Acre moja Upper Hill mnipee bei halafu muweke namba hapa nimtumie za Kabej. We must eat together.
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Believe me when I tell you this man will get bookings. Things are bad bad.
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This shit keeps happening and I wonder what always goes awry in these parties. Some Babe lost her life the other day at Kasarani in similar fashion.
Susan Mungai speaks at her residence in Ngong on the death of her 24 years old Daisy Nyakeru on Wednesday where she says police should investigate the three friends she was with after she allegedly fell from a four storey within Ngong.She's with her brother George Mungai[Video by
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It is an open secret
Jana nilipewa intel ya ule CS mwenye KDF walicelebrate vile alitoka nikashtuka sana banae😭😭, mkajua vile amehold Ke at ransom aki😭😭!
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Hahahahaha Fools in their counties celebrated and jumped all over when the outgoing President announced the nominees. After confirmation, look at who they are celebrating with, the people they will eat with. Y'all need some commonsense.
The rich know it’s about resources
The poor still think it’s about tribe and mtu wetu. This isn’t about Kikuyus or Luos or any other tribe.
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@kinjeketile
Huwa wananishangaza because they have all the power to do it during the day without pressure. Anywhere. Just a warrant, no one will resist arrest. They are just too stupid to think
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Weka Bei hapa tutanunua
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Siku hizi Matako inatumika to advertise everything. Not those days Ass was just for club promos and feminine clothes , nowadays it is everything even electronics and men's shoes it is diabolical.
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What they did to that KSL President means dialogue is something that should never ever be done in any possible ways.
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Na si ti hakuna pesa, pesa iko but the greed, watu wadogo ndo wanakula zote. The day someone sues these counties vizuri watalipa watu washangae
When I hear about the county govt workers going for months without pay, I wonder, what more pinch do people need when the country's state of living is becoming unbearable?
Should we ever tire before these MFs go home really?
Businesses closing left right center. I'm not ok.
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Mungu wangu. They thought we really are fools fools. Ati Galana Kulalu makachieth.
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Mnataka nijam tena bwana. Goddammit!!
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Kulinganisha Kifo na usingizi. Not even remotely close.
Do y'all realise how similar the arguments you're making against the drivers are to the arguments made by the government against us?
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Hausomangi news? They had a nasty breakup, very nasty. In fact I think the case is still in court. There is a video somewhere of some really filthy talk after the breakup
But mulijulia wapi linturi hukulana na huyo mama???!!!
Eeeewww!!!
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Ile Ujinga iko Kenya. You are a millionaire and you still want money saving favours. The greed in this country is crazy.
KRA chair Mwaura wanted special deal for his children to buy cars, says sacked manager
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Na bado kuna watu wanatetea hii serikali. Business is bad bad, everything is down. Business people are suffering. Saw a Babe say she has made 20K in sales on 15th and she needs 150K by end of month to keep the business running.
Radio Africa Group announces layoffs, impacting stations like Kiss 100, Classic 105, and The Star.
The layoffs will be phased in with respect for employees and contractual obligations"
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Hahahahaha, Bro hauko serious. After all these years. Even the lyrics indicate it's Morogoro
The Moro in "Dar Mpaka Moro" was for Morogoro and not Dar mpaka 'tomorrow'?
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Tribal Bigotry when he lost the seat. He was insulting people asking people to dig their oil and asking people if he asked them to study medicine now he is coming to lament with the Citizens with Tribal Innuendo. Mbwa sana akwende makende ya Chatu.
Former CS Moses Kuria Says "Dp Rigathi Gachagua Misled Mt kenya people to joining KK government without a party, where Dp Riggy G kept on fighting other Leaders from Mt kenya, Now he's left all alone it should be a lesson to him" now the region has" unknown cabinet secretaries "
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Scenes tomorrow tukielekea Atlanta Jojia after our chef Mama Hawi ametuletea packed Minofu kwa Boeing 767.
#RutoMustGo
#OccupyJKIA
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For someone who celebrated a drug dealers appointment, expectations of you are way way below. You are a special kind of dumbass.
With the HUGE FLOP of overthrowing the government, what if I told you the orchestrators will now be dealt with, one by one…
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Away Match tuko nayo
Lakini hii vita ya Gen Z na Gava, ni 2-1. We are trailing by a goal behind. The political elites walitupiga screamer moja matata. We urgently need to regroup.
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@kinjeketile
They mention it and how they have highly trained guards by retired British Marines.
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Mkiiba au mpate opportunities Coz of privilege huwa mnakuja hapa na deep woke nonsense quotes kama Pepe Minambo. We know how you became successful and it ain't hard work like other ordinary Kenyans
Success is not final; failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.
Have a blissful day ahead 🙏.
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Alisema motivation nikacheka like how are success cards supposed to motivate kids who have been studying hungry and in very dire conditions? Madness!!
You guys think the Gov of Isiolo did the worst,wait till you heart of Gov of Marsabit County Mohamud Ali spent 3.6 million on success cards.😭
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Hahaha a crime scene this country is
Finally
@EngineersBoard
and
@TheIEK
has issued a PE registration to the CS Water in span of 5 days. This is a proof that are intentionally gatekeeping and frustrating GEs for no reason. We are coming for you guys. We wish the CS water Eng. Eric
@mugaa_eric
well, his
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This is just PR by Adani, nothing much.
Demystifying Adani-JKIA deal row; why Kenyans are up in arms against controversial proposal to have Indian firm develop Kenya's largest airport
Video:
@Karanja_Ibrah
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