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Catholic. Language Autist specializing in semantics. Chemist. Formerly 🤖Machina Baro🦀 @Machine_Baron
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@musical_ipseity
@BossCatholic
@conan_esq
I redefine terminology because I'm the Language Autist and am compelled to rectify names and stand in judgement over the dictionaries and vocabularies of men.
Do not misunderstand.
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The phrase “cracking eggs” strikes me as predatory language to begin with.
The eggs I crack are chicken eggs, I’m a predator of chickens.
The eggs trans crack are children, they’re predators of children.
The first thing he thought was how to use the anime to groom children
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@eva01isbae
@Thenieno
@MCNFRC
@Leumaah
@ZebitasMartinex
We're the only ones who have experience on the matter.
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@ThatOtherTom1
@SwannMarcus89
>The purpose of prison is supposed to be rehabilitation
Did you learn about the justice system from the 1960s Batman TV show?
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@bigmaneren
@thebencheah
You didn’t say “feminine”. You said “woman”. Don’t get mad at people for understanding what you said and not what you meant.
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@ButlersRevenge
@zaggrim
@shitbiscuit
Your abuse of word "ontology" validates the homophobic stereotype that demons cannot create, only corrupt.
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@DrAntagonistPhD
@papyrusbat
He was clearly complaining about the attitudes of the generation.
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@RedneckToban
@VictorN86976916
@CowFella41432
@GicAriana
Why would he think any differently of the Ukrainians? They’re the same race as the Russians.
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@mccormack_chad
@LtOnEnterprise
@DropkickDreamer
@BigSteve207
And yet you refuse to show any writings. I think you’re a liar.
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What’s wrong with “Chinaman”? It’s a literal translation of 中国人.
I'll be one of the folks presenting Zine Making 101. Hope to see you.
ps. I don't appreciate being called "token", and I especially don't like being called a "ch1naman". Fucking racist hypocrites. My block and mute list grew quite a bit.
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@TAJackson20
Even the Aztecs knew this. They believed that women who died in childbirth went to the same afterlife as men who died in battle.
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@bruh5moments__
Fun fact: the Japanese word for this sort of car, 痛車, means "cringe wagon", 痛 being the kanji for イタい, which means "cringe".
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When I was 9, my dad asked me “what is the sound of 1 hand clapping?”
Without looking up from my book I reached up and slapped him.
He later told me that’s the best answer to the question he’s ever heard.
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@BikutaMakkiSan
@ShachiaG
@two0ate
@concrete_found
@cctvidiots
Reminds me of a line from Xavier Renegade Angel: “They treat us like monkeys, so I say let’s fling our shit at them until they see us as people”
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@musical_ipseity
@BossCatholic
@conan_esq
I redefine terminology because I'm the Language Autist and am compelled to rectify names and stand in judgement over the dictionaries and vocabularies of men.
Do not misunderstand.
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I never learned what the 4 Hour Life is, can someone explain?
Friday in the 4HL you can really feel the pull of the weekend
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@desotkjelldesot
@Shootingbogey
@USA_Polling
Empathy isn’t a virtue, so idk why you’re bragging as though it were.
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@Pletschy1
@0FedKin
Seems like the verses you've quoted (James 4:11 and Galatians) are about how Christians should treat Christians.
Are you a Christian?
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@VincentXVespa
@GhostVikingKiki
@Aella_Girl
Isn’t it obvious? The more comfortable children are with sexual acts, the less they’ll be repulsed when pedophiles proposition them. It’s grooming.
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@TheBeach2018
@skillsclan5
@RonFilipkowski
Guy who doesn't understand what "separation of church & state" means legally says "you don't understand the law."
It's literally always like this. Always.
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@Machine_Baron
Last time I checked intelligence wasn’t gauged via how many languages you speak.
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@GorbBlorb
Your rhetoric reinforces the anti Semitic stereotype that transgenderism is a Jewish plot.
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@RidgerWolf
@therealZNO
@CitizenFreePres
>Then you need to check what is written on the statue of Liberty.
Do you think a verse speaks louder than history? The white man bought America from the red man through blood, and it would be an insult to them to sell her for any cheaper.
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@EndingBigly
@brandedorkk
Abortion is Latin for miscarriage and English for infanticide. It's very confusing but don't be fooled.
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@mccormack_chad
@wanyeburkett
>Prisons don’t prevent crime.
This is an argument for capital punishment.
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@DwightsBoss
@Lift4Birds
@BikutaMakkiSan
@ByYourLogic
@Tetradugenikid
How do you not have an answer to this?
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@Hexatheon
@DiversityAndCmx
He travelled back in time and sold me to Aztec Priests, marketing me as being from Quetzalcoatl's pet project in The East.
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@SOBWYBA
@orkkbrand
>At 20 you're still starting life
Why? What’s taking so long? We should’ve started life decades ago.
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@TerroristTrump
@lordhoagie
@krassenstein
@TheHoleTweet
I know you’re trying to make a point but I just can’t ignore the fact that the guy used grok as a source on the matter. He asked an AI if something was acceptable behavior.
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@summershulkie
>ontologically evil
This phrase is more upsetting than any racial slur and I hate you for using it.
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@mccormack_chad
@TsumugisSlave
@BigSteve207
The symbol of Christianity is a tool of execution. If he truly were repentant, he’d seek God’s forgiveness and submit to execution.
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@SocialNomadRach
@ntontheterrible
Wait, are the libs complaining about PoC representation in a western game or something?
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@dee_idol
@ChudBrand
Don’t insult a man’s looks when your own looks reinforce the racist stereotype of “anag”
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The racist community is exactly as the name suggests: the community of racists.
WTF is the racist community? There’s no such thing as the racist community. It’s called the KKK.
Always has been.
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@Saerain3
@nimepeino
Wrong, it’s saying “giving kids unrestricted access to the internet is bad”
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@that_groyper
I saw the notification, and I asked myself "What bot am I following that shouts 'HOOO' at 1:33 AM?"
I see now that truly it was The Return of That Groyper.
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I am a 40 IQ retard, I shit my pants everyday because my parents abandoned me as a child, I was raised by Hiroshima race horses and I never learned how to use a toilet.
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@PBP1366
@SoylentMerchant
@DOwOgler
@Mrmoiist
The 'fun' is an emotional encouragement. The feeling of quench isn't the primary purpose of drinking. Satiation isn't the primary purpose of eating.
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If Lesbians like women, then why do the beat up women so often?
@ClownCityLarry
@RenContessa
@divinenewpill
@melJsaysso
@A_Buff_Chicken
@TJ_onfire
Lesbians don't hate men so much as theyike women.
Same as straight women. Its not that they hate women, they just like men.
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@romanhelmetguy
@Saif56907852
You say the source is “The Colosseum” but this screenshot is clearly from Wikipedia. Why didn’t you include a picture of a relevant passage from The Colosseum?
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@JoKaiGonZo
I can respect your cynicism, but I see it as kids relaxing, feasting and having fun.
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@SOBWYBA
@orkkbrand
Is that what you think living is? You think life is about paying people and working?
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@LinkOfHyrule29
>you then proceed to treat said black man as a pet asking to TOUCH him
People don’t ask pets for permission.
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@lura_groen
@KANTBOT20K
I think you should handle whatever blasphemy you did to get this nickname before you work on others' blasphemies.
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@MelaKatie
@LiteralSheridan
@Goodtweet_man
>having premarital sex and brith control isn’t a sin
Says who?
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@2Ellen2Degener8
@Geordi_newforgi
@brand_ork
God’s judgement is not kind to liars. Remember this. Learn this before doomsday.
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@MyBlueDawg
@BrandChuddy
>I already left
Took you less than a minute to get cold feet and run away.
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@DwightsBoss
@Lift4Birds
@BikutaMakkiSan
@ByYourLogic
@Tetradugenikid
I agree, and I’ll even go further: the idea that men can get pregnant is not just stupid, but *evil*
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@SOBWYBA
@orkkbrand
>Friends
Friendship should be started well before age 20
>Family
A child without a family is an orphan; this should not be considered a standard childhood.
>Working, Bills, Money
Children should be allowed to work at McDonalds and such, if they wish so.
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@jsgaribay
@GangloSaxon
>learn, grown and change using DND
Dungeons and Dragons is a game. It’s quite common to not want to use games as vehicle for self improvement.
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@SwtCharlemaigne
@Shaughn_A2
what kind of a man attacks women? what kind of man was the attacker? that you have no interest in
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>If the maximum age you are attracted to is 22
You’re the only one who has suggested this possibility. You’ve made up a fictional man and gotten icked by him.
@Machine_Baron
If the maximum age you are attracted to is 22, assuming you are an adult man, I’d guess you’d be attracted to 12-22 (which would include being attracted to kids).
I have trouble believing a guy would have such a narrow range as 18-22. I guess it’s possible… but x for doubt.
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@Mhlana
@asabiyyahfan
@fantasmaanonn
@lovettejallow
@NEETdrangheta99
@GodCloseMyEyes
I want you to read through the 1000 Kikuyu Proverbs and compare them to the Book of Proverbs, or to Aurelius' Meditations.
I think that'll help you understand where Asabiyyah's coming from.
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