Joel Roy Mucunguzi
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There’s nothing positive being offered by the Computer Misuse (Amendment) Bill.
It goes against every principle of freedom of expression recognized in a free & democratic society; is chock full of egregious imprecision & pedantic duplications of supposed “protections.”
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A boda guy, why?
You have 10 minutes left to get to an interview and there's a long traffic jam, who are you calling?
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There’s surely a better way to abbreviate the word “students.” 🤦🏾♂️
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Is there an option of descending up? 🤔
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These accents are normal in Uganda, and I don’t see what’s so ridiculous about what these fellas are saying as to warrant all the backlash.
I don’t see any of us laughing at Guardiola or Mourinho whose accents are less intelligible than this.
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Thank you god for killing 767,000 people.
Covid19 has killed 767k people in the world and you are still alive, just take 15 secs and thank God
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it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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We are officially octogenerarians! Here’s to year 80 of life! 🥂
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I think people are taking the IGG’s comments out of context. She’s essentially urging the common person to be more vigilant about fighting corruption because it’s they that will suffer its harshest consequences whilst those in government (including herself) are shielded.
WATCH: "None of us (government officials) is going to die in Mulago because there is no medicine. If there is no medicine, [we] will call the President and he will put [us] on a plane and take us to America. We are not victims of corruption" -
@IGGBetiKamya
as she urges ordinary
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You called?
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For more Ugandan academics to become like
@SpireJim
🕯️
For more Ugandan lawyers to become like
@GodwinTOKO
&
@AAgather
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For more Ugandan journalists to become like
@AAgather
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For more Ugandan entrepreneurs & pharmacists to become like
@TonyNatif
🕯️
#AccountabilityNow
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Is the Ssuuna Ben hype sarcastic or are these folks genuinely enthusiastic about his set?
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No one dates for money more than heterosexual people. 😂
The reason why Africans join the LGBT community is due to poverty.
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About last night.
Here’s to another trip around the sun! 🥂
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If the concept of intellectual deficiency had a human body, it would probably look a lot like this gentleman.
The car meant for the Leader of the Opposition is now being used to transport Mr. Kyagulanyi, with a police officer opening a door for him. Mweyagalidde mu government ya President Museveni.
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How Twitter is treating Patrick Mukasa in light of his colleagues’ marriages reflects the single mindedness of living in a monochromatic society that insists on defining how & at what pace everyone’s life must play out. If you don’t dance to the piper’s tunes, you’ll be hounded.
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“I drink Margaritas not Cocktails.”
👏🏾
😂😂😂
@EddiePages
not a problem but I’m currently taking care of my boyfriend after the incident, I will have time for everything else when he is 100% better. I also drink latte and not coffee 😉 but let’s link up soon regardless, I have soo many questions to ask you about
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Yes, Madam Judge, Emeritus Scholar of the Law of Estates and Trusts, Head Litigator on Real Estate and Conveyancing. We are honored to hear your legal opinion.
We are taking action against those who illegally demolished St.Peter’s Church of Uganda, Ndeeba.
#ExposeTheCorrupt
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@sharon_kiwanuka
Game knows game. Mid recognizes mid. It’s only surprise that a fellow mid doesn’t seem to know it.
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They’re about to call the man “Mbiddebt” at this rate. 🙆🏾♂️😅
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Having money, giving money away, having more money. 😂
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Let’s first fix this grammar and then we can talk about your capacity to discuss fashion. Sikyo?
I wish he stayed home. Its giving “borrow me your blazer for a few n I will bring it back tomorrow morning.”
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The prejudice you see about Kathleen Noble’s citizenship from the same people that would want acceptance were they born in a country with a white majority is a textbook case of cognitive dissonance.
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It’s at Parliament 😂
#NTVPOLL
: What do you think is the reason as to why money is scarce?
Share your opinions in the replies.
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Are you saying it’s now okay for the church to process titles to land belonging to other people fraudulently & illegally; get called out by Court on the fraud; & run to the executive to protect it from lawful court orders, all because the State is sentimental about churches?
On my way to work this morning, I passed by the site of St Peter’s Church in Ndeeba that was recently demolished by unscrupulous people. I am saddened by this incident and I give the church assurances that those complicit will be punished.
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Gwe newelabira spelling ya “defense,” sikyo? 😅
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Your wedding guest.
Commemorating Keith & Vanessa’s Union. ❤️♾️❤️
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You & thousands others are hounding those 3 guys & their organization without pointing to any specific funding they’ve supposedly misused & need to account for yet you are accusing them of “online mobbing” you? 😂
Can’t wait to see the legal action you’ll contrive this time. 😂
URGENT: The child who is not scolded will burn the village.
@USAIDUganda
@USAID
@USAIDAfrica
@PowerUSAID
@usmissionuganda
@cipesaug
@pmwesige
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They’re all sick until someone tries to get them out of office for being medically unfit.
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COVID lockdown gave us two extremes:
1) Khaby Lame - Doesn’t say a word
2) Elsa Majimbo - Never shuts up.
😂
Everyone on the internet is faced with one question, “How did we create and platform this?”
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Best illustration that we’ll all die and those of us with more ups and downs will die quicker.
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Two fallacies LDC is hoodwinking the public with that need to be blown out of the water:
1. The claim that the reason LDC can’t publish the breakdown of results the way the rules demand due to COVID or Confidentiality. Index Numbers, AIMS, the website & precedent debunk that. >
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Join us this week for the first edition of our flagship Legal Tech conference, Future Lawyer Week Africa on 23 February 2013 at The Innovation Village, Plot 31 Ntinda - Kisaasi Road, Ntinda Shopping Complex, Block B&C 3rd Floor, Kampala, Uganda.
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Au contraire, I think most men consider most women out of their league even when they’re not. On the other hand, lots of women don’t seem to know how to tell when a man’s out of their league.
Do men ever tell themselves someone is out of their league and they actually can’t afford to be in a relationship with them? Y’all need to be a bit realistic with yourselves pls.
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Won’t it be burnt down again when they announce the next audit?
The restoration of Makerere University main building is seemingly the first and most successful building restoration project in the region. To show that the contractor and consultants (mainly the college of Engineering) did a great job, most Ugandans forgot that this entire
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The recent furore regarding the “expiry” of programmes as a result of the non-renewal of their NCHE accreditation is, I opine, headlined by an erroneous central assumption that non-renewal of accreditation can render a degree awarded under such a programme “null and void.”
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🤔Interesting how some people can just go to their status and type out their cravings, needs and/or wants with a bunch of teary-faced emojis “😭😭😭” at the end, and boom! they’ve got multiple offers to choose from. Very interesting.
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He’s 86. What do y’all want him to do? Burpees?
🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Fans are worried about Morgan Freeman’s health after he was spotted in New York today.
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But when will folks in this country start discerning sarcasm? 😂
Bobi Wine brags about hiring the entire cinema for his family 😎
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Executing the Generational Mandate and Stellar Representation all in one picture!
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When “what baby wants, baby gets” works for both parties.😍
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The thing with Jennifer Makumbi books is that the moment you open one and start reading, everything else has to wait.
You must finish that book that day or you’ll not give anything else complete attention.
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😂😂😂 Reminds me of that tweet where someone wondered if there’s a way we can convince African politicians that corruption is gay. 😂
VIDEO: Sarah Achieng Opendi, Tororo Woman MP, believes the DNA craze is believed to be aimed at breaking families, potentially by individuals who are against the homosexuality act.
#NTVnews
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And pay them for their services... especially the lawyers... not everyday “I have a small question...”
Build Relationships With:
• Lawyers
• Tax Advisors
• Accountants
• Markets Experts
• Sales Consultants
• Graphic Designers
• Fitness/Mental Health Coaches
Your Network is your Net Worth.
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They seize it and put it where? 🤔
You seize being a man the day you raise your hand to beat a woman. It’s the worst thing you could do.
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Join me in congratulating this year’s team from Makerere University School of Law upon winning the All Africa Human Rights Moot Competition 2022 that was held in Cairo, Egypt.
Mr Edwin Sabiiti and Ms. Kevin Nakimbugwe have done us proud.
Kudos
@MakMootSociety
!
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On Alex Mukulu’s tirade about the Jinja boys’ body odour:
“Guys, next time you’re going for a performance, make sure you clean up. The body odour can be very distracting.”
Such an easy thing to say OFF CAMERA after commenting on the actual performance like you’re paid to do. >
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Makerere law school folks looking at this man like 👀
😂😂😂
CGPA 3.2 but you want to use that video as an excuse.. just ebintu wali wabikoowa dda 😂😂
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What is smiling even? 🤔
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“Despite having less than 800 judicial officers, law schools graduate over 2000 lawyers annually contributing to the backlog.”
Attributing case backlog to there being more lawyers in the country has to be the worst reasoning I’ve seen today. 🤦🏾♂️
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I will follow you if I find you interesting.
Notably, you finding me interesting doesn’t mean that you’re equally interesting to me.
The most followed person on Twitter follows 581K people and then there's you with your ka 10k and you can't follow back.
Toli wakitalo nyo ngabwolowoza 😏
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Please note that the poorest fella on that list is still rich.
You may proceed.
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When the outfit looks the way you imagined it would.>>>>>>>
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“Of all the poems written on the subject of unrequited love, there are so few on the pain of being the object of that affection.”
Klaus
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Who, reading the decision in Bwette Daniel v The Parliamentary Commission (MC No. 85 of 2024), comes away with the view that the Court declared that the “Service Awards” were “legal” and that the commissioners were right to award themselves? 🤔
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I’ve no new pictures since my favorite photographer
@ashabapresh
hasn’t taken any in a while.
So these old ones she took will have to suffice for this one.
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Sometimes I think we’re hunting for reasons to be angry… because who on earth would consider that speech 1) to mean that he had to go “personally,” & 2) to be an arrogant gesture? 🤔
Was brute Muhoozi drunk while giving his disrespectful speech to the King of Busoga?
How could Muhoozi tell a respected figure, like the king to personally go and receive the 10 pledged cows?
This is sheer arrogance and inappropriate behavior!
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Perhaps we should add the caveat that you should want that virgin if you are a virgin too. It’s only fair, no?
Being a hoe has became so popular that wanting a virgin woman is considered creepy lmao
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Why don’t you let people enjoy their moment? 🤦🏾♂️
They probably know this already, and it still doesn’t downplay their achievement.
It's true you may have passed LDC at first attempt but life has its own balance , the job you want is occupied by one with 4 sups, 2 in category A and 2 in B.
The rule of the thumb out here is your 1st class doesn't matter.
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Well, we’d have to ask the patients who actually depended on them, don’t we? 🤔
Dr. Chris Baryomunsi: The letter by the Ministry of Health stands. On Friday, all interns who don't want to work will have to vacate our facilities.
They haven't been working for six weeks. Has the world stopped?
#NBSMorningBreeze
#NBSUpdates
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There's people in the world that you just wanna say "I love you" to all the damn time.
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I’m *
You’re *
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Imagine a person calling you dear unprovoked. 😭
The word “dear” carries email trauma for some of us. Mutuyambe.
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Kudos to the guys at
@G4S
for recovering my phone from a thug that had stolen it at the
#AzawiAfricanMusicConcert
.
Much appreciation for the Security Manager, Mr Yusuf Marahi for seeing to it that I got the phone back with as little hassle as possible.
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Shades, you said?
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