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@ellymelly When people talk about things being green they don’t mean the literal color green
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@mfbenji i'm a programmer i work two remote jobs and do insanely little
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@feraljokes Jake I just googled and you’ll never believe this but it’s only 2% of Americans with a DUI
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@MencianLegalism @JoeyFazzole lmao at "the entire message" it's a movie not a children's allegory, I think this might be your problem
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@MencianLegalism @JoeyFazzole Ok, well, if the film were to have one “entire message” that wouldn’t be it
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@AnimalsSmooch You can’t just say what you mean? Like they’re forcing the bar to close? What’s going on
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@myownstunts404 Bringing Out The Dead
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@dklmarxist I just want to make sure I understand- when Maduro said last night that the voting system had been hacked and that's why they can't release results, you said to yourself: "sounds good enough for me" ??
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@dklmarxist Why do you believe either of those things?
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@SteveTobak @SpanbergerVA07 Oh ok not murdered just banned from public life, for no reason, sounds fine
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@AnimalsSmooch What do you mean kicking out a bar? How does that even work
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@Gritty20202 Dog you’re 50 years old go adopt some cats or something
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@t_NYC there's a vaccine
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@vidGameDev @ilikeadamsmith I would like somebody else to pay for all the stuff I use as well but I don’t think people would look upon me positively if I just started stealing
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@DSA_Intl_Comm I agree- They should also be given a chance to say yes, do you agree?
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@RighteousTyrant @zlingerrr the guy stabbed a woman to death in front of her kids and is a fugitive from prison, did you think they just selected a guy at random to look for
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@dklmarxist lol how would you describe him if not "authoritarian"
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@mags_mclaugh man who runs a think tank that advocates for public services tweets that public services should be better. Wise radicals put him in his place- doesn’t he know these services should actually be worse?
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@baldheadgyrl @GordonAChaffin don't ever park in someone's bike lane again, ride around
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@prionline_ Worst account, worst avi
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@PanAmComintern People move, sorry
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@nkulw What would rent control do for someone without an an apartment yet
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@FlugeneDebs is it supposed to be embarrassing having a lawyer as a parent? That's a normal job!
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@housesitter_ Eh, there are always dorks, I was certainly one. The real sad thing is when you see people in they’re 30s behaving the exact same way lol
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@MJB_SF @refurbsexbot @shl @peterdaou lol, you can't just make a bold accusation about 2016 and then tell say don't litigate 2016
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@cushbomb It’s good that Ukraine is not allowing itself to be genocided
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@DeanPreston Wow so increasing vacancy means rent has fallen and they’re giving away free months of rent
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@andrewelrod Mostly it just looks like 50 year have passed and one of the photos is in color?
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@as_a_worker you're against more sick days?
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@wanyeburkett but there has been an investigation, no? otherwise the deputy would not already be charged with murder
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@cushbomb Do you read the news or anything or this just autoplay. Democrats are doing cool shit left and right
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@BKWelles I never understood how he could say stuff like this and then basically turn around and volunteer himself for jail
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@DougHenwood @mattyglesias Relative to the NGO people? Yeah, probably
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@_FleerUltra I just think you have to take a clear eyed look at things. Like it's true that Chuck Schumer and Joe Biden are fucking up all kinds of things big and small, but are they responsible for the Supreme Court being the way it is? No, and if they had their way it would be a lot better
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@katewillett Crushing workers by allowing them to build apartments
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@ddaddydunks Doesn’t really contradict anything in those screenshots but ok
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@metalgearobama that beanie is such an evil omen lol
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@Nicktionarys @GordonAChaffin did you miss the part where the car is parked illegally
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@SpectacOptical @katewillett what's wrong with this? this seems like a win for everyone but Austin landlords
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@cd_hooks He should fire him as president of israel
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@jessehawken they did. Don't you live in Canada?
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@ryangrim What’s the relevance of Dem-friendly?
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@AnimalsSmooch i see. always rough to see bars replaced with housing
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@Powers__Cat @dklmarxist yes, I think so. You should assume the guy who already banned opposition candidates in what was supposed to be a free election is lying here
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@deadbeatregular They got a good deal and he prevented the rest of the working class from suffering the effects of a rail strike. But I suppose that matters less if you see unions and strikes as a means of overthrowing the government rather than improving lives
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@Aaron_Good_ @NiranjanShan13 @JesseTheTov @dbessner how did they get people in Egypt and Tunisia to do all that stuff. Was the guy who burned himself to death a CIA agent
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@SaltyChalkDemon @iamyesyouareno I think you’re confusing the fact that African Americans had an outsized role in making the US a wealthy country through their labor with the idea that every single individual with dark skin in history “built America”
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@GarlicCorgi A lot of people at this rally very certain being there will not come back to, uh, bite them
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@FedFundsfed @Indian_Bronson you probably should then
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@CentristMadness @ByYourLogic I’m From The Holler (You Can Keep Your Dollar)
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@butleriano They should have just stopped it from raining in the first place
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@lupin_leblanc @tonyhawktruther They weren’t allowed to bring their own water in
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@Sturgeons_Law The stuff about ppl not being able to do basic computer stuff is so crazy to me
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@JayWeixelbaum I mean, specific Jews who have killed a lot of people recently and are open about their intentions to kill a great many more and use my taxes to do it
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@fatbrogurt they're necessary sometimes
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@RighteousTyrant @zlingerrr it is, you're making it sound like they have no other reason to hunt this guy
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@richard_normal Roger Ebert’s review mentions that it’s good all these criminals hang out in bars where C-SPAN is on all the time
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@katewillett Wait I thought the problem w market rate housing was some hocus locus about gentrification or whatever. Are you saying the actual problem is it’s actually unsafe to allow any worker’s co-op to build an apartment ?
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@MidwestDeplore you seem like a really unhappy person, just in general
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@rhinosoros Luckily borrowers with this much debt are a relative rarity amongst student debtors as a whole, and also some of the least sympathetic cases as their incomes are also high
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@donaldp1917 I think it’s pretty straightforward if you don’t start with the assumption that everything’s a conspiracy
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@Lefty_Jew Brian have you read much about this stuff besides tweets
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@acrunksquirrel @nkulw Just seems easier to let people build stuff on property they already own
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🚨 Dr. Miami is a zionist anti-imperialists do not get your BBLs from him
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@AnimalsSmooch well, that's weirdly personal
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@Votto007 yeah for sure Ukraine is fighting to maintain their spheres of influence
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@MadMidterms @Saulcialist_ @cityafreaks We’re talking about degree not existence , don’t be dense
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@ChicagoDSA ok, can you achieve anything worthwhile though?
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@diodelass I’ve been on twitter for like 7 years and this is the first Storage tweet I’ve ever seen
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@IdahoBones it's always good to touch base
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@punished_stu @mymixtapez One piece of information you can find by googling is that other tenants in the building had called 911 on the killed multiple times previously to this
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@moschinodorito is this from your scale. lmao
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@EupatorDionysus why do you think they're doing less war crimes
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@Powers__Cat @dklmarxist I’m confused, is this the screenshot you meant to attach? What’s it evidence of?
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@MJB_SF you don't think this is dishonest? Making an accusation about the past, giving no evidence, then saying 'bigger fish to fry'?
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@rhinosoros Imagine explaining to someone who just was given 10k why that’s bad
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@elysium_crypto @razibkhan Actually conventionally heterosexual politicians tend to not appear partially naked in public
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@ConorHaloReach @zlingerrr What should happen to the escaped murderer they’re looking for?
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@ByYourLogic I thought nursing home residents were notorious for being horny
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Go shawty, Mr. Birthday / We gonna party like Mr. Birthday
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@tressiemcphd @lilmissagitated Yeah doesn’t she know it’s her responsibility to get this guy as much liquor as he wants
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@katewillett Also I’m sure you’re aware of how much the shortage of doctors in this country increases prices, yes?
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@femboygirlboss @acrunksquirrel @nkulw I agree, that’s why I’m a yimby
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@crulge politically active Homeowners in every city have severely constrained the supply of apartments, leading to a higher price
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@Bro_Pair @uber Hope I'm not too late to the party #deleteUber
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@alessabocchi you publicly talk about how much you admire Mussolini ONCE and people want to treat you like a pariah!
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@wanyeburkett the stuff that sounds good on paper is the part about everyone on earth being chill and cool w each other, all men are brothers, etc. Of course it breaks down very quickly when you get into specific questions like how do we deal w this commodity a lot of ppl enjoy, but still
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@LeftFlankVets Waaaaaah my car sauce
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@timdangerevans @The_Kernster yeah, this is why it's bad to give money to poor people. They're just going to give it to wealthier people in exchange for goods or services!
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@Powers__Cat @dklmarxist Help I’m confused. How does this tell you these are US puppets?
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@PippengerHarlo @upzone_CA @DeanPreston If someone can afford them they are affordable
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@TToibin @cushbomb Why would I say sike, do you not read the news either?
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@maNic_Cage @zlingerrr innocent? are you familiar with this case?
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@MoiraDonegan pow wow chow
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@katewillett Kate what do you think is happening here. Do you think the boom in construction is causing the shortage of apartments affordable to the poorest people?
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@MargBarAmerica @sock_dem by "look like you" do you mean not having painted on abs
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