Watching every single numbered UFC event in chronological order until I figure out if I'm autistic or just depressed

RT @BratMeow: Khamzat save us pls

And also someone please tell him that it's fucking insane to have an optical illusion for a mustache

@BratMeow Gaethje is currently rolling over in the grave Holloway put him in

Ben Fowlkes is a legitimate treasure in MMA journalism and we must protect him at all costs

@3frank3fella You're too late

"It's an OLED and I'm scared to move homes now because my living room is the perfect size for optimal viewing distance. It's the first time I've been able to max out the graphics settings on my PS5. I might actually buy a PPV so I can see what those 8k cameras do"

This is your annual reminder to tell your friends you love them while they are still around to hear it

@ErnieTastyFresh Yeah peanut it's almost like I was reacting to him getting his ass beaten further into irrelevancy in real time

Basically his career prospects after the UFC are looking great

Tampa Bay is chanting Colby Sucks #UFCTampa

@FullContactMTWF If Colby Covington is secretly a really nice guy behind closed doors, then why do people keep kicking him out of rooms?

@GunsMMALipGloss It's nothing personal, it's just sports ❤️

I had a terrible fucking week and I deserve to watch that dork get embarrassed