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You have no idea what any random team in the Copa del Rey round of 32 can do to Real Madrid.
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Camavinga doesn't statpad in mildly made-up metrics vs. Levante or some other relegation team. Camavinga slays giants in UCL semis, Camavinga is 18 too and Camavinga was never rejected by Real Madrid.
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🚨 JUST IN: Lamine Yamal (16) 🇪🇸 becomes the youngest player to watch Vinicius Jr score a first-half hat-trick live.
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Alphonso Davies will never come to Real Madrid because it is illegal, unfair and unethical to have Davies and Vinicius playing on the same wing for the same team. Defenders have families. Not everything has to be about winning.
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Mbappe had like 40 Cristiano posters in his room and dipped when asked to sign for Madrid. Vinicius Jr had back to back 40+ G/A seasons for Real Madrid and earned the right to wear Ronaldo’s shirt. Real Madrid can be notorious for not doing things right, but good to see them not
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Real Madrid didn’t sell washed Casemiro for 60m. He was the man of the match in the Uefa Super Cup final just before leaving. He became washed at United. Players can't possibly thrive under the pathetic incompetence of ETH.
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Barcelona is one of the clubs that voted to increase the salary of Tebas, who doesn’t allow goal line tech in LaLiga. Please sit down.
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But watch Fermin Lopez get picked for the Euros for the circus they like to call Spain NT since 2018.
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Real Madrid above anyone has failed Vinicius Jr. He has suffered unthinkable racial torment all season and all the club has done is publish useless Comunicado Oficials about it. CBF has done more than Real Madrid. As a team, Madrid should have walked out of a game way earlier in
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Bring Al-Nassr. Give Ronaldo the grandest farewell the human civilization has ever seen.
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Koke planted an Atletico flag at the Bernabeu after they won the CdR in 2013. Nacho planted a Real Madrid flag at the Vicente Calderon, in its last ever European game, in its last ever derby. Koke can't undo this for the remainder of his career.
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This is all Carlo Ancelotti's work. We need to be unbearably loud about this. You add Brahim and Joselu's numbers to this and you fall off your chair. Thank God we have a sizeable lead in LaLiga. An all-timer season like this cannot go trophyless. Carlo deserves the flowers.
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I want Vinicius to smile at Eric Garcia for the eintirety of the 90 mins on October 27. You don't need to dribble, score, do nothing. Just smile at that mf for 90 mins.
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"Sit the f*ck down son, I have schooled your forefathers in this stadium"
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Oct 27: Clasico at the Bernabeu.
Oct 28: Vinicius lifts the Balon D'or.
Nov 3: Valencia vs. Madrid at the Mestalla.
Nov 5: Madrid vs. Milan at the Bernabeu.
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This really happened. This wasn’t a dream. Zidane and Modric really handed the Ballon D'or to Benzema on a rainy night at the Bernabeu. This really happened.
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Real Madrid are building a team which on paper should finish the non-finite sport of football. But in reality, we will lose 1-0 from a long distance shot in the Copa del Rey round of 16 against Leganes for the sake of football heritage.
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Dortmund, I am here. I have waited to hurt you like you have never been hurt before, for the last 11 years.
Dortmund, I am here.
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If Real Madrid win this title, it will be one of the hardest things any institute has ever achieved in the Sports industry. Ancelotti is fighting with a decimated squad against a league that is actively and cynically trying to take points off his team. God bless my team.
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Not even slightly interested in the Marco Reus underdog one club man storyline.
This guy in the photo worked his way to leading Real Madrid out of the tunnel in a Champions League final.
We have our own storyline.
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Ceferin's main job is basically putting medals on Real Madrid players.
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Sorry can't relate.
Can we come to an agreement, that having a top playing career doesn’t matter when it comes to coaching….
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Casemiro, not even at his prime, has grabbed PL by its neck like it’s nobody’s business. Peak Modric and Kroos would have made a mockery out of that league lmao.
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Difficult to meet a Real Madrid fan before 2014 if you were born in 2015.
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Kroos held back the tears with the Cold German gimmick until he hugged his kids. :')
His family in tears, Carlo's son Davide in tears - who is really close with many of the players. What an emotional night at the Bernabeu.
A Por La 15. Hasta El Final, Vamos Real.
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ESPN pundit thinks Vini is left footed lmao. These guys wear a suit and get paid for noise pollution.
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RECORD: Lamine Yamal 🇪🇸 is now the youngest player to not have seen 14 UCL trophies together in person. 🔵🔴
Perez showing Endrick the UCL history of the club, installing the UCL mentality already
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90% of Real Madrid's ball progression was Toni Kroos all by himself and we took it for granted.
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Let Zidane hand the Ballon D’or over to Benzema on October 17th. It will be the most beautiful thing ever.
Please
@francefootball
do the right thing.
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Vinicius could have told him to fuck off with his Barca kit but Vinicius nicely posed for a picture and got the response you expect from a typical Barcelona fan.
Vini took a pic with a Barca fan and that boy insulted Madrid right in front of him. But but Vini is provocative 😡
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Ceferin tried to ban RM from the UCL, being as petty as he is, even removed RM from the UCL promo. Since then, he had to give 50+ winners’ medals & 2 titles of UEFA competitions to RM. Tomorrow he will watch our boys win everything at the UEFA gala night.
The Real Madrid way.
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Real Madrid may or may not get to the final of the UCL this year. But when Vinicius and Rodrygo jumped in unison, in complete sync, to celebrate Vinicius' goal, it felt good, so good.
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Real Madrid this season
Zidane from the stands: 🕯🕯🕯
Carlo on the pitch: 🤨🤨🤨
Mourinho in Rome: 👉❤️
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Sergio Ramos.
No time at Atleti but he is the reason no Atleti fan sleeps well at night since May 2014 if we wanna talk about impact.
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“EaRn thAt oN thE pItCh”
Who the fuck do you think you are talking to?
Fuck off.
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This version of him didn't score 60g/season, nor could he dribble past 4 defenders. But football matches were deemed utterly finished as soon as he got into the team bus. This version of him was probably as dangerous as a professional footballer could be. Article on his 16-17
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Courtois is the captain without the armband. Took the defeat vs City head on despite being the best player of RM and addressed the media. Today, only he has said the right words about Vini. Benzema, Nacho, Modric and Carvajal should be ashamed.
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No elite GK, No Striker, 1 Carvajal, 1 Mendy, Power of friendship tactics, 1 Militao brain freeze p90 & Ancelotti claiming we played well after getting thrashed 3-0 on any random day.
This is season is going to be absolutely wild.
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Guardiola prepared his team with precision measured by vernier calipers only to find Madrid's two fullbacks vibing and back-heeling near his box by the power of friendship. 😭
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Laughs in Zidane.
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I don’t say it cynically but the biggest winner from Kroos' retirement might be Rodrygo.
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Two VAR goals in our favor, one opponent goal disallowed by VAR, opponent coach sent off, stoppage time until we score the winner - I experienced the daily life of a Barca fan today.
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RMTV: We have a massive surprise for Mbappe.
The surprise:
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Guys, what are your thoughts about Coentrao starting over Marcelo tonight? I'm unsure about this. Xabi Alonso will be a huge miss but we don't have an option apart from Khedira. Di Maria and Modric will be key. Excited to see Varane, Benzema & Bale in their first major final.
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*Real Madrid get cooked in a big game*
Marca, AS, relevo every 15 mins:
- A big summer is arriving
- A big summer is not arriving
- Florentino is furious
- Florentino is calm
- Madrid will sign a ST
- Madrid will not sign a ST
- Ancelotti will continue
- Ancelotti will leave
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God exists and he saved Real Madrid from signing Havertz.
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The most underrated center-back in not just Real Madrid history but in football history IMO. He has only been portrayed as one thing - a brute who beats people up. He was one of the best CBs of his time. A true master.
One of the greatest performances by a defender in El Clasico history, Pepe vs Barcelona, 2007-2008.
He turned Samuel Eto’o into dust
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My blood boils when English journalists and outlets refer to Carlo Ancelotti as just the ‘former Everton manager’. Imagine u are a rocket scientist who went to vacation in Greece once and now you are referred as ‘former Greece tourist’ for the rest of your life.
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I haven't forgotten who gave Miguel Gutierrez a chance.
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Carvajal has probably suffered a extremely serious injury and is crying on the pitch.
Commentator: Pino won the ball. Pino won the ball. Pino definitely won the ball.
This is simply disgusting.
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Life must be hard when Modric ain’t playing CF against you.
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Rodri would be 8th in this list if Madrid had PR.
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"I speak five languages and I say f*ck Valencia and their fans in all of them"
"I would like announce that we have no striker lmao"
"I don't know who Joselu or Reinier is"
"Pass the ball to Vini when he returns"
"What do you mean Bellingham can't play for Brazil?"
"Kroos, Modric,
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I'm actually loving the Mbappe slander because I know exactly how terrifying his comeback will be.
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Vinicius has the healthier lifestyle, takes extremely good care of his physique, surrounded by better people, plays in a ego free environment, has won three LaLiga titles, two UCL titles scoring in both finals, is the new face of his national team, franchise player of his club,
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Vinicius is sitting where Javier Tebas or Rubiales would sit if they are at the Bernabeu. Powerful message from Real Madrid. I find this more important than official announcements on the club's website. Actions are better than words.
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Casemiro looks old.
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Odegaard: "It's difficult to make friends at Real Madrid".
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The best progressive ball-carrier o̶f̶ ̶L̶a̶L̶i̶g̶a̶ of the whole freaking world.
Vinicius Jr of Real Madrid.
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Modric once genuinely forgot how many UCLs he has won. Recreate that.
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I get why Real Madrid decided not to celebrate before the Bayern game. It's got nothing to do with the actual preparation for Bayern. Rudiger would injure half of our squad, the team bus driver, Camavinga's brother and Davide Ancelotti during these celebrations.
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Modric saw Ramos' haircut and went straight back to Old Trafford away, 2013.
If you know, you know.
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🚨 FC Barcelona director Deco was in Paris today, offering the staggering sum of 10 Lithium batteries, 5 Spotify gift cards, and some Panini stickers for Mbappe over a 75-year installment period.
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Kroos is so good that a once in a lifetime-esque masterclass like the one he had vs Atleti is not even going to get discussed. He is that good. It is that normal for him. 😂
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Took Bellingham three months to make a mockery of every single player he has ever been compared to, in the vicinity of his age group.
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Bellingham just did a Zidane turn, wearing Zidane's number while Zidane is at the Bernabeu.
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Luka Modric is the only guy who can grab Sergio Ramos by the neck like this and leave the pitch unscathed. 😂
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Good Night fellas. Thanks for attending my TED talk.
Getafe did their Madrid Community duty but watch Atletico lay the red carpet for a comfortable 3-0 Barca win tomorrow.
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I simply cannot wait for him to score a goal at the Mestalla and send that entire stadium into a coma.
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5xUCL Champion and former Ballon d'Or winner Karim Benzema is often laughed at by Premier League fans (and Barca fans who pretend to be City fans when it's convenient) because he scored 5 goals, assisted 10 times in 32 LaLiga games in 17-18, at the age of 29.
Benzema's worst
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Throwback to when Benzema burned Tuchel's coaching license on his palm.
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In 2022, Carlo eliminated Pochettino, Tuchel and Pep - three managers Zidane hadn't defeated in the UCL.
In 2024, Carlo eliminated Pep, Bayern, Dortmund in the exact order they had eliminated Mourinho's Madrid from 2011 to 2013.
The Avenger.
The Final Boss.
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Valverde, Odegaard, M. Llorente, Kovacic - guess which one decided to wait for his time and acknowledged that the path to success at the greatest sporting institution of all time would require patience?
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Despite Bellingham and Mbappe's superstardom, Vinicius, as it should be, as it was supposed to be, is the face of the Real Madrid franchise.
Que Jugador.
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Real Madrid's response to Laporta's shameless blabbering to cover up his club's crimes is a casual video of times when Franco awarded medals to Barcelona.
I love this club beyond human comprehension lmao.
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UCL SF 2nd leg, Bernabeu, 2013: Sven Bender wasted 3 mins faking an injury. Madrid needed 1 goal to go to Wembley. Jurgen Klopp was laughing on the sidelines.
Well, we are in Wembley this time.
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His teammates used to request the crowd not to boo him. Today, his last touch for Real Madrid was a goal, the entire Bernabeu rose to their feet and shouted his name with applause. The captain, the Ballon d'Or holder was substituted by the next Real Madrid captain, who is another
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A pre-season without the false promise of an Eden Hazard remontada for the first time since 2019.
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Vinicius - the playmaker needs more hype. Within the last week alone, assisted a goal from his own half that destroyed City's defense, assisted two equalizers with his weak foot & assisted our only goal at the Etihad from the wing where he never plays.
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I am still stuck here. I will always remain stuck here. Not his debut, not his farewell. This is my definitive Toni Kroos moment.
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Standing ovation after scoring the goal of the tournament so far in his Euro debut at the age of 19. That's aura. That's beautiful arrogance. That's a Real Madrid player.
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De Ligt: “Vinicius? For me, maybe now he is the best player in the world.”
Ajax, the so called 'temple of ethics' club, formerly lead by De Ligt, put this clip of 18 year old Vini crying after a serious injury in one of their celebratory videos. Time humbles the fuck out of u.
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I hope this clown is not suspended or injured for the Clasico that is scheduled the day before the Ballon D'or gala.
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I had not expected Brahim to be such a significant upgrade over Asensio at the start of the sesson. He is a protagonist of Carlo's B team, a key profile off the bench for the A team, as was Asensio for ZZ but Brahim does more off the ball & is a better dribbler.
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none of the brats that Zidane binned out of Madrid are as good as Fede Valverde as a footballer.
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The Real Madrid bus, with emergency lights on, driving through Madrid traffic, lead by police motorcycles is Cinema no other club has.
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Real Madrid's Super Cup squad travelling to Poland has four Ballon D'or candidates.
Florentino is a sick sick man. 😂
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This has the potential of being one of the top 10 coldest football quotes of all time.
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Underrated fact.
Ancelotti managed both Bellingham and the guy Bellingham idolized to the point of taking his shirt number at Real Madrid.
Ridiculous longevity.
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Real Madrid are guranteed to play pathetic football for at least 45 mins tonight no matter what.
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Pochettino, Tuchel, Pep - three managers Zidane wasn't able to beat in the UCL during and after the threepeat. Ancelotti folded all three of them like pastry-dough. The master has avenged his apprentice.
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I have a feeling Real Madrid's media team will have Vini and Rodrygo reenact this.
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