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~Normally, blood only clots when a blood vessel is injured. The response to the breach created in the blood vessel is for the blood to form a clot to plug the leak.
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Mi naye nikipata tweet ya small wig haina comment naaamua kumpea motisha bana,,, unaeza pata mtu alijinyonga 😂💔eii it's tough..
Kama hii yangu sahii Napea dakika 10 ni comment 🥲
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Sijui kama mshainotice before ulale lazima ujifanye umelala ndio kulala idhani umelala alafu ulale sasa... 🤔
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But dating in campus is a big scum. I prefer hit and run because you date a lady, love blah blah then a guy who is already done with campus and maybe employed out of nowhere anamsweet talk kidogo and that's how they start a family unabaki single tena...
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Huku kwa estate magay wawili wameshikwa red handed in the act. Wamefungiwa kwa room empty na kuambiwa moja wao akiwa pregnant, wataachiliwa...
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Hakuna kitu ngumu ni consistency tu itakufungua macho...
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Ukipewa chance ya ku deposit as a man be very wise. Unaeza deposit and then atoe hapo kuna high risks. Mkikubaliana kudeposit kwa hiyo account then withdrawals should only be done via mpesa. Transaction costs si mingi sana...
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Kupotea kidogo tu hivi loyals washakusahau wote 😂😂but guess who is back??
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Kwani goals za hizi mwaka zilikuwa za Halaand pekee coz its months to 2025
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@omwambaKE
Linus kaikai to William Ruto "you roast the small fish and leave the big fish"
Keep injecting💉
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Kenyan politics goes hand in hand na hii meme ya kugongwa. From uhurus era to now Zakayo mtakachote era. When ruto was dp, aligongewa Uhunye hadi people had to sympathize with him that anapitia mateso as i would say, kufungiwa mlango na bibi. Now come to mteswa era, with his
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Some people are just crazy!! My neighbor who is a tech enthusiast was employed in Dubai and the main reason was that during the interview he said he could speak Portuguese. One of the fine days a client placed an order over the phone and they had to call, let's give him a name,
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Bastie: aki hutu boy twangu hajanitext kutoka jana naeza kuja kwako juu nafeel lonely....
My mind: Unanijaribu sindio??
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At 3:am and you are still scrolling through your phone coz u are unable to sleep? This is how melatonin could help improve your sleep. First Melatonin is an important part of your circadian rhythm (your psychological clock).
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Nilimwekea pillow kwa kichwa akaclick na kuenda kunywa maji...
Kwani pillow si ya kuekelea kichwa ukilala??
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@AokoOtieno_
Ushai ona mtu ameloose karibu kila kitu kwa life akiwin kweli, ati anajicompare na Abraham Lincoln 😂
Raila's downfall is coming and we shall be there
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Tunaeza sema milaya ni Same na police juu kazi yao ni "utumishi kwa wote"??
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But honestly speaking alcohol is overated. My ex came knocking on my door na before aingie she went straight to the point, "Babe we are done, you are so addicted with X you don't give me time." na hivo ndio nlijapata soko tena. Unajua that moment umeambiwa kitu unai digest, u
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That moment when you crack a joke in front of a crowd then everyone goes silent, look at each other look at you again, then laugh out loudly 😭
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Akienda kutapika immediately after mechi inamaanisha niliguza intestines?
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We will be using Arsenal as an example to our kids for a long time hardwork but ending up as a looser😂
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Do you know you can make money much faster than apple or Tesla by only using debt and not your money. Here is the thing, by using debt you will be able to evade taxes which is major problem for young entrepreneurs. So when you borrow money you don't pay taxes on debt. After
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Mi nae honestly siezi recommend mtu a open up ju mi huona ikiwa pointless ajab. At the end ni wewe tu utasolve shida zako...
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Old is gold bana.. Nikikumbuka mtu ulikuwa unaongeza "every Tom, Dick and Harry" kwa composition unajiona PLO Lumumba...
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Karibu tushikwe jana na mumaa but akanificha kwa pandy yake sema kuponea chupu chupu
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Acha nisiattack leo Chelsea players 😂niwapee time ya kumourn staki kuloose tweeps loyal... Lkn mko na umama unasupport aje hiyo team💀
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You don't build a business you build people then people build the business
~zig ziglar
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Rongai unaamka asubuhi uende morning run ukuwe fit unapatana na simba ata kama ni wewe si heri hizo lessons za amerix ikae
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Nimekuwa nikishangaa mbona sioni wakisii blind kumbe walizaliwa waki-see
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GOODNIGHT GAINS LET'S GOOO!!!🔥🔥🔥💯
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@MEGA_TRONE_KE
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Am I the only who never worries about what i will eat or drink the next day as long as i am breathing?
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From an outside perspective on human, its amusing yet poignant that while the numbers in your bank account go down, the creativity of complaining about it on social media goes up. Perhaps, in a universe where money seems to be unpredictable as the weather in England, your best
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The interviewers : Nice having you, we have seen your papers, we shall get in touch with you.
ME : Get in touch? "This is my life meehn, do you know how hard i worked to get here??" 😂🙄
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Mi heri uniite broke ass Nigga kuliko unitusi daily kwa kukosa kucome through kwa shida zako...
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Naona nikinunua blanketi ingine, sifurahi venye morning wood imefanya hii inches itoboa hii yenye niko nayo😩
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Manzi yako anapost.. "😭💔 offline till further notice".. ndio tuslide dm ati nini mbaya guess nani amedelete status....
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Kuna mtu alikuwa akiinua inua ringoz wakiwa na mamake kwa barabara, karibu niiname lunch! 😁
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Hao wasee hutumbei na madem around campus ni kuflex ama ni kuwa pusified juu mimi kama si kwa keja twa twa zako ujiende haiwezi bana
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Jirani niaje hii woofer yako ni Kali unaeza niekea.. "ninaaa 🎶siri nayeee🎶 yesuuu.." na uachie hapo.
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Kijana dm umejaza tu madem wa wenyewe wanakuita bestie bestie sindoo?? Endelea na kazi mzuri, kama si wewe madem wetu wangekuwa wanaboeke infact you don't need to change your ways lad...
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@iamjuddah
Gachagua is another bladfakin hypocrite,,, alikuwa anataka tu NIS itake the blame yet they knew what was happening..
Must they be advised?? 🤏
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Na utaniambia kama kidney ni zako, mi lazima nilipie badge, anyway nani anaeza niplug na another buyer huyu ako na mchezo..
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Dem anakunyima alafu anakutext kukuuliza kama umejam, what do you expect??
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"Nakupeleka swimming alafu hii ndio vitu unaenda kufanya babe!! ebu toka kwa maji twende home", sijawahi heal💔
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Na madem shida yenu hukuwa nini by thaa😂😂mimi nmeamua tukuwe friends alafu unanionyesha brown thighs untaka nikubake💔
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@AokoOtieno_
Ruto is another Diddy,,, some research need to be done
Mnaeza pata baby oils ya kupaka hawa women Governors and some free di*d...
Counties like nakuru wanaona dust juu ya kuvotia women they are so vulnerable
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My addiction with Twitter (X) is becoming serious. Everything i think of or see gives content vibes.. Who bewitched me....
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The post nut clarity that hits you after advising someone and realizing you don't use your own advise
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Not me falling for "buda utatuchelewesha, tokea venye uko ata sisi hatujapiga luku"
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Kuna day nilikuwa nmechoka kuvaa crocks kuenda class, nkaamua kubudget kununua one pair of shoes. Nkaenda pale Luthuli nkapata msee anauza converse ksh 800 hadi sikumind the price juu niliona nimeangukia cheap ones. Nkachukua za black since its my fav color. Kuvaa wiki moja
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Young man no one should ever lie to you that dont get money first then look for a lady. Only the fools will look for a lady first and focus on the lady without working on himself...
One afternoon, my grandma approached me on this matter and she said, "My sweet grandson, back in
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It's high time watu wa Facebook warudi kwao sasa... Huyu anaitisha mic kwa space alafu ananiuliza inachukuliwa aje!😭
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We should agree that content ya kila mtu imeweza it's just that we don't read it with the same reasoning you used to tweet!!
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Huyu kamamaa ni dem muislamu na amekonda yani ni mu-slim.
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Good morning my minions??
Confirm your location minion...
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Huyu naye simwachi unless mnirogee!!. Ameniambia she will make her baby juu atakuwa ananira*pe daily hadi nitambaee.. 👶
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TL yangu imeanza kujaa bigwigs i thought we were loyals. Smallwigs where did the rain begin to beat us!🥲Nakuengagia alafu unaruka zangu fraud!!!
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@AokoOtieno_
You just sprang out of bed and decided to cook this tom boys 😂😂. Hii ya Charlene nikama ni laana za watu babake amapeleka sayuni; Goodmorning?
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Madem wanadanganywa ati sperms inaongeza haga kazi ni kugwarwa daily ,,, baby girl for real "utamea haga very fast" 😂
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Kumbe head i mean kichwa hu play a very important role not only in parturition but also in life especially Olympics,, that's what i learned in the yesterday's 100m men finals
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@omwambaKE
Hapo penye alisema kama Gachagua anatolewa i expected him to say Ruto pia atolewe,,, sasa analinganisha na Gachagua na SHIF
Mbona hasemi pia Ruto must go ama impeach them both, Simwoni vizuri huyu
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Lakini Kenya sijui mnakuanga aje. Unapata kipofu anatweet alafu mnaenda kucomment, 😭💀kwanza alitweet aje??
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Any last words before i hit the tick button, baridi umenizoea sana??
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@C_NyaKundiH
Pray for our congolese brothers and sisters. The US is responsible for what is going on there
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That moment when you finish a series you were deeply attached to than your girl and not sure what to do next>>>>
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@omwambaKE
I think we have two categories of kenyan men. The likes of you who are given sleepless night by this oldie and Us who don't know what you are talking about
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@AokoOtieno_
@WilliamsRuto
This proves the saying that maskini akipata..
I don't mean that he is or was poor, he is compensating the poor life he lived when he was young. You can see the results of poor parenting
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Sitawahi change tena base ya mtura... Nimeamka tumbo ikiuma bana kumbe hivi ndio madem hufeel.. Waah!!
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Kuwa big wig inakaa njaro bana. Unadisappear tu bila kusema "offline till further notice", kila mtu anafeel your absence ukirudi tu ni ma,.. "umekuwa wapi, uko sawa?" alafu kuna mimi.,, Mungu tubariki pia
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Sometimes i listen to couples and am like you guys need to mature! From holding hands to walking slowly in the streets, i hate all that. Ati babe this, babe that in front of a crowd haumkuitwa baby na your parents when you were young. Tuyuyu the shamba boy and my friend..
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There is nothing better than having good intentions with people hai matter if they will turn on you or be there for you in the future as long you did your part and felt happy at the end.
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Umeshinda ukisema "God bless the work of my hands" na kazi hizo mikono inafanya ni kunyonga tu daily 😂🤌
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