Vel_mah
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just a living icon◇ whatever it takes• psychologist/ HTS http://therapist. Dm for business~ #GGMU
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"Ushaipenda mtu adi unashindwa kumwongelesha"
Your boyfriend explaining why he hasn't texted you for two days in a row
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Kwenda kuvisit inamaanisha mechi, ukifika wacha kujifanya dwanzi
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Sahi high-school ngekuwa natolewa kwa line na makofi ati nishakula.
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Mimi bora nimeshiba wanigongee tuu hata wakitaka kung'oa wang'oe
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Unakula dem wa ushago na CD anaenda kuambia committee vyenye yako ni mpya haijaitolewa kwa karatasi.
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As long us shida yako haiinvolve pampers na maziwa,,aah we uko sawa
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There's no way I'm working on my future just to settle down and maybe take care of someone who hasn't done anything with their lives except party..I don't know who needs hear this but let value meet value.
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Slap a Charlene next to you until it gets to the main Charlene.😅
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Friends group yote hakuna dropout,,sasa nani atakuwa billionaire jameni.
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Ati "pain makes you stronger" mnakuanga na quotes zingine za ufala..kumbavu mimi wacha nilie.
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That awkward moment when you meet your babe while you have your bae, but you have to choose the one who is easily apologizable and live with<<<<<<
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Little emotions are the great captains of our lives, but we obey them without realising it.
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Getting to tell someone that you aren't feeling well but they can't see it because when having lupus, people never understand whether you are sick or just pretending, it is a trigger for lupus warriors. To anyone having it,
What are your experiences about lupus..
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Kuna vyenye baddies hutoa ulimi nje in those videos they do wewe yako inakaa njaa na unajiita baddie
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Unakumbuka ukilamba penceli ndio iandike vizuri, well history repeats itself 😅😅 if you know you know.
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Unaingia mat unapata dem ndo donda alafu anakwambia "bro mbao hadi tao"
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Bro kwani tukikulana itajiandika kwa uso
Nkt kuja juu Piga hii Mali bana😌
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Mimi hata twende sherehe gani ama wapi siwezi dance, wacha hii kuino ibaki ya kushikilia suruali.
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I once dated a TZ guy back in campus who we actually had moved in together. He would never shower, kazi ni kuenda na kujirashia marashi. He also never had anything which was his, so he was basically leeching off of me and his friends.
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Ningesema morara hawezi shinda ruto 2027 lakini mtasema nishawekewa 300 kwa Mpesa😂
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Hiyo game ya Rock paper scissors shoot..
Sijaielewa😂 sasa mwenye anakunja ngumi na mwenye ameonyesha vidole ka makasi nani anafaa kukimbia😂🤔
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Kumbe bado naweza like uku mkono moja ikiwa kwa cotyledon 😂🖐️
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As much as lupus is 90% your system attacking itself and 10% to how you react to that attack, don't make fighting it harder by being so hard on yourself for something you can't control.
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Investment race is for those who gather money coin by coin but grow it.
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Anyone interested in buying Samantha second-hand one week old chewed four times with a battery DM..😂
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Wanaume mtuambie vizuri mlianza kueka thigh tattoos lini, what happened to having hairy legs?
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People with water bottles huwa mna act like mnatrainia hydration Olympics na hizo mitungi zenyu everywhere 😂 Meanwhile, I'm over here struggling to drink one glass a day😅
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Lakini snoring should be included kwa Interviews ukitafuta nanny bana,,sasa mbona unanguruma usiku mzima.
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Usikuje kuniringia aty wewe ni air hostess.
Wewe ni makanga wa ndege na ujiheshimu😏
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Kitambo nikiwa mdogo nilikuwa nafunga mapua ndio nisi inhale mwoshi ya bangi.😂🤌
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If you date for fun, you could break up for fun and it won't be funny.
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Cheating on this girls isn't enough we should start robbing them😅😂
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Mtu anakuanga mjanja kama bado hajaingia kwa mapenzi, ukishaingia hivi adi redflag inawaviwa kwa macho yako hivyo lkn unaona ni green.😂
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Sijaielewa hii chemistry ya ukiskia kutapika hua anambiwa ufungue mdomo.
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A nice guy never wins
A nice guy never gets the girl he wants
A nice guy never gets a promotion
A nice guy never gets opportunities
It's always a rutheless man who runs the world..
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Kenya sahi kila mtu amejam kuongezea hasira ya Manchester United..
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Don't feel angry when your gyals are acting crazy,,these creatures used to talk to dolls and feed them real food.😂
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Ukipata mtu wa kukuweka we wekwa tu bana sisi tutakusengenya tu na hatutakusaidia.
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As a psychologist partner.."playing very loud music in the morning or late at night in a rental is a sign of an absent father figure and unresolved childhood traumas."😂
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Dem ni mtu anaeza kuchukia ju unakaa poa kushinda chali yake..😅
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Wababa wakikuyu mnakuanga aje sasa mtu ananiambia twende road trip, kumbe mtu anaenda kubeba mbao Nanyuki na lorry 🤧
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Funny how people wake up 5am kwenda morning run, mimi hata siezi amka hiyo 5am kwenda kukojoa, hiyo ni kichezea usingizi😅
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A societal culture has driven men to impress women to get sex. Men working hard to impress women in exchange for sex has dragged many men to languish in poverty and some in prison, what a life..
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Mwaka isimame tulambe glucose waah juu huu mwaka wa kuforce aaai,, labda ujao tutaforce.😭😅
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Married men wanshinda wakituambia they're not happy kwa relationships lakini their wives keep getting pregnant smh🤧
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Unfortunately, life doesn't wait for you to be okay, get up, pray, and keep going
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Nishaikanyaga dem ameiva Tao kwenda kumwambia pole akanikiss..>🙃
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Hakuna kitu huuma kama kucharge simu usiku alafu unaamka unapata haikucharge.
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Despite being knocked down repeatedly I have persisted in my struggle with lupus,I'm subjected to pain constant medication intake,debilitating fatigue among other afflictions,but this has proven I'm stronger than I knew despite my unfavourable feelings towards it we keep pushing
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Unarudi lini shule?..........unarudi lini........unarudi lini...........Sirudi.
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What are your preferences about being employed and starting up a business of your own.🤔
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People hate what they can't have, have it and see if the hate exists.
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Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.
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Accidentally opened my front camera,weeuh we remain grateful for personality juu weeuh😅
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Many girls can't afford their current lifestyle if their legs were closed.
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Sikuhizi, even people who are supposed to show you the way are the ones who backbite.
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Hapo nyuma kidogo watu walikuwa wanatenda wema wanaenda zao, sai wanajilipa
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