Asad Ali
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medical terminologies that sound like harry potter spells?
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my brother is abroad & all he could care abt is his plants & flowers😭😭😭
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no experience better than laughing with your siblings until your eyes get tears, tummy starts hurting & you get short of breaths
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getting easily distracted by moon while driving will be the end of me some day
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some unknown guy loses 10 tola in jeeto pakistan.
me & my family:
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academic scores dont depend on how much you study, you can literally study your ass off for weeks & someone can score higher than you by just casually studying a night before exam.
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speaking on behalf of everyone who didn’t post eid media,we aint ugly its just some of us don’t like taking photos,some got no siblings who take good pictures,some took pictures but they didn’t come as good as we looked irl & some just dont like showing ourselves to unknowns here
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During fertilisation, X chromosome is Imparted by female always. to make chromosome pair, chromosome from male can be either X or Y which determines the sex of the new born. So If you wanna blame someone for giving birth to a daughter, blame your son, not your daughter in law
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public mbbs walo ko masla hai k prvt waly paisay lga kr admission lety hein, prvt walo ko masla hai k dpt, d-pharm waly dr kiu keh rhy hein khud ko, dpt, d-pharm walo ko masla hai k dr tou sirf unki degree title mai h, why y’all so insecure of others,why y’all cant just co-exist
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me on my way to forensic exam knowing thana is policestation in punjabi, law is what my country lacks & trauma is what this degree gives me
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life might be hard but at least i dont have to write 2 pages tashreeh for fkn 2 marks
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my cousin from 9th grade asked me, ‘ager university mai ap sbny 5 saal ikatha rehna hai tou ap lougo ki tou apas mai puri class k saath bari pakki yaariyan hon ghi’??? should i break it to him???😭😭😭
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this guy just gave a cigarette to his househelp(he isn’t fasting) & requested him to finish it in front of him so he can smoke it passively because he can’t smoke himself kiuky uska roza hai💀💀💀
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back in 1st year, i was thinking i had the worst viva of first year until my friend came outta viva room like this😭
I still remember how our anatomy hod took my first ever Viva of mbbs and she asked me the location of keratinized epithelium and I told her 'HAIR' will full confidence because seniors told us to go through histo slides only so I didn't study a word😭 istg she wanted to kill me
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i’m firm believer of “mamooli ranjishein mohabbat ko zinda rakhty hein” because gilay bhi waha hi houty hein jaha maan houta hai, wrna jaha maan nahi rehta waha insaan khamosh ho jata hai, shikway chor deta hai, batein krna chor deta hai, aur kinaara kr leta hai.
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bhai jitna tu girls girls krta hai tera ye kehna bnta nahi tha wese
Girls Fake their interest in current affairs i.e politics , cricket e.t.c to get attention from Boys.
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private Mbbs is pakistan now costs around 13000000 (1 crore 30 lacs), on the other hand if you spend 600-700 rs daily on kfc, you can have kfc for almost 22,000 days, in short you can either do private mbbs or you can have kfc every day for next 60 years. make your choice wisely
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shaitaan mai laakh buraya sahi lekin wo baat baat per attendance kaatny ki dhamkia nahi deta tha
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my friend proposed his crush planning he’ll say april fool if she doesn’t accept, she accepted the proposal & later on said april fool to him😶🌫️
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eye ward test tomorrow and all i know is ankho mai teri ajab si ajab si adayen hein
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my playing guitar peacefully*
my brother 1 : aese singer log shaadio pr nahi talaaqo pr bulaty hein.
brother 2 : fotagi pr log ronay dhonay k liye bulaty hein aese log.
papa : demotivate na kro usay, disheart ho kr kahi aur na bajana shuru kr de
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sorry to break it to you but mbbs isn’t a highly paid profession in pak, the highly paid doctors you glamourise are the ones in late 50s or 60s (or have generational wealth) who work & study their asses off thruout the life, if you want a highly paid career mbbs isn’t the one.
Suggest some highly paid professions other than MBBS
(Asking for a friend)
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Why is this prof period so long? start with send ups prep, then send ups, then prof break and finally when it's prof, there's still only written done and then suffer for some more days till you get done with viva and ospe shit. then you gotta wait for results, too draining 😵💫
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men used to go to wars now wtf are these 8am classes, someone please send me to a war i cant take classes anymore
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It's so sad how someone once felt so broken that they actually wrote
Aik rouz koi ayega saari fursatein le kar Aik rouz hum kahenge zaroorat nahi rahi
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Done with MBBS, Alhumdullilah.
(dropout it is)
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normal universities : 1st year, 2nd year, 3rd year, 4th year, final year
uhs : new 1st year, old 1st year, new 3rd year, old 3rd year, 4th year, final year
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the stories coming out of aveccina are so scary & terrifying, can’t process how no one ever talked abt all this, or why no students ever warned new admissions from getting into that hellhole and how students have been surviving there, the more we know abt it, the horrible it gets
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It's so tragic how someone once felt so broken that they actually wrote,
Aik rouz koi ayega saari fursatein le kar Aik rouz hum kahenge zaroorat nahi rahi
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3 hi bacteria kiye thay aur teeno hi aa ghye, gonna start my astaana soon💀
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lekin mujhe tou nawaz shareef waly number se bhi call nahi ai 😔😔😔
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no jobs for doctors, no basic facilities in hospitals,no research opportunities, no uniform system of viva/ospes, all the lectures from slideshare but uhs woke up & decided to increase min attendance from 75% to 85% in mid of year bcz that’s easier than actually fixing the issues
یو ایچ ایس نے سالانہ امتحان میں بیٹھنے کے لیے حاضری 75 فیصد سے بڑھا کر 85 فیصد کر دی اور غیر حاضری پر جرمانے کی پالیسی بنانے کا بھی اعلان کر دیا.
بڑے اداروں میں بڑے عہدوں پر براجمان مضحکہ خیز فیصلے کرتے.
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may nobody gets hurt to the level where they start relating to faasle
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so excited to see y’all there guysss, keep following for more updates abt the event 🤩🤩🤩
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consent dimagg pr itna charh gai hai k kal professor ne forensic viva mai poocha k ager apky paas autopsy k liye body aye tou sbsy pehle kya kro ghay & i replied “sir wou sbsy pehle us se consent lein ghay” viva shuru hoty hi khatam ho gia😭😭😭
CONSENT LENA H !
CONSENT LENA H !
CONSENT LENA H !
CONSENT LENA H !
CONSENT LENA H !
CONSENT LENA H !
CONSENT LENA H !
CONSENT LENA H !
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today in patho ospe, my friend went to obs station for microscopic urine examination,he put the slide on microscope & it was all dark,he tried to play oversmart & told maam“maam i think rbc & wbcs lag rahy hein” ma’am gave him a side eye & replied,“beta microscope on tou kr lo”😭
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imagine kitna maza aye ager vivas ki date sheet hi na aye, vivas hon hi nah, uhs written ki basis pr hi marking kr k result de de, now look at the first word again✨
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when you’re so intelligent and talented but not in your studies and career but in things that are illegal
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prof jab start hua tha tou mulk mai hakumat shahbaz sharif ki thi, imran khan jail se bahir tha, prof k doran hi hakumat bad gai, imran khan jail chala gia, elections se ineligible ho gia, phir se eligible bhi ho gia, dunya idher se udher ho gai prof nahi khatam hua bs abhi tk😭
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my brother driving peacefully*
a bike wala boarding 6 kids about to hit from side*
bhai : isko bol sabar kr le thora
me impulsively : itna us mai sabar houta tou usky 6 hi bachay hoty??
“All eyes on me”
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@Arshadyousafzay
i wish this place had a blast atp, big enough to make them all unidentifiable.
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dunya chaand pr pohanch jaye ghi lekin meri attendance 75 pr nahi pohanchy ghi
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my ig account if the man didn’t hide my username
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@parhloumahrukh
some parents are really supportive, they dont want their kids to stress abt temporary things, i am pretty sure kabhi ager mere bhi 35% marks ayen tou mere parents bhi degh baant kr celebrate krein ghay, lekin degh mere chehlam ki hou ghi🫶🏻
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i am so dumbass that on my first day in 3rd year, i replied “whiskey, vodka, whine & beer” when sir asked me what are types of alcohol 😭😭😭
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y’all wont believe but this aunty in our family once rejected rishta of a pilot for her daughter saying “chahy jahaz ka hi hai, hai tou driver hi na”
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final year bazurg who pulled first year nibbi on the name of guidelines
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🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻 🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻 witnessing isra*el’s downfall 🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻 🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻 🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻
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Memes are actually the best thing ever, you got nothing to talk about? Send memes. You wanna stay in touch? Send memes. You wanna make others smile? Send memes. You wanna open up but can't? Use memes. You don't wanna do anything? Send memes. You're alive? Send memes.
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last paper syndrome tou suna tha lekin mujhe ab all papers syndrome ho rha hai 😔😔😔
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as y’all dk that y’all gonna be jobless after graduation irrespective of your degree
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when mirza ghalib said, "Khatam ho gaye raabte in logon se bhi Ghalib, Jinse milkar lagta tha ye zindagi bhar saath denge" and “ban gia raqeeb akhir thaa jo raazdaan apna” it reminded me of all the broken friendships that ended up in unexpected ways & i couldn’t do anth abt them
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2nd aur 3rd year ka prof saath shuru hua tha, 2nd year ka result b aa gia hai aur 3rd year abhi tk viva ospes de rahi hai 🥰🥰🥰
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from the deepest layers of my heart, i thank the woman who broke sahir ludhyanvi’s heart so that we got to see the banger jaany wo kesy loug thay jinky piyar ko piyar mila 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
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a week to eid & no one actually asked for my account to send me eidi, disappointing
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the way people are showing support in comments section is so wholesome, i really hope they support their classmates facing failures the same way & don’t actually look down on them or give them a judgemental look whenever they pass by
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Pakis about to find why their election is called GENERAL election 💀💀💀
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you ever got your mental health so drained that you keep getting nightmares, hallucinations, illusions & what not but still you somehow manage to be the funniest of your group???
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so grateful i never had to give viva to someone who was active on socials😭😭😭😭imagine i open twt to get myself distracted after a sh’tty viva & i get to see my viva blunders on my tl, sharam se doob mrna me ne 😭😭😭
Aj ek student se pocha: "pH meter kahan kahan use hta?" Student: "Sir labs etc mai" Me: aur?
Student: sir examination halls mai
Me: Whaaaaa..... Ooh, sahi ja rhi ho larki sahi !
Student rocked
Dr.J shocked 😅😅
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i’m sorry to break it to you but some of you right now are studying a topic that will not be coming in the exam
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viva/ospe k liye revise krny betha tha, lekin ye tou sb nia lag rha hai
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bhai i know juniors are clueless & dumb at start & dk how to cope with med school & have no idea abt what’s going on lekin iska mtlb ye nahi k tum mujh se ye pooch lo k dr najeeb k GA k lectures kiu nahi mil rahy tumhy😭😭😭
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me trying to digest the fact k nmu, fjmu, jinka prof hamaray baad shuru hua tha unka prof hamary vivas start hony se pehle khatam bhi ho jaye gha
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just woke up from a dream where i was getting married and my in-laws gifted me an etron👍🏻
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if someone puts a gun on my head & asks me to eat bounty, tell my family i loved them
Pov: Bounty is one of the best chocolates ever & you can't convince me otherwise
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asked oomf to play bayaan while driving & man played engr ali mirza’s bayan
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concert? nah just first year students taking pictures of every slide to never open them again
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bhai tu itna ch’tya hai tou jo sperms tujh se race haary thay wo kitny ch’tya hon ghay
if I am being extremely honest, I wouldn't mind leaving my future wife for her.
#ShoaibMalik
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