Omar.
@OmarBalochh
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Therapy for rest of my life💙
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*someone finally replies after hours*
My Brain:
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Me:
*Replies in 0.04 seconds.*
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When nothing is going right in your life and you're trying your best to not to cry
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Them: I'm always here if you need me
Me: can you...
Them:
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When you send someone a meme and they respond you with another meme.
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Stop texting people that aren’t texting you back. Self respect is more important.
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📍”2019 will be best year of my life”
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📍Halfway through 2019: “maybe 2020 will be best year of my life”
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Rohit sharma number of runs at the World Cup:
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Sarfaraz Ahmed, Imam-ul-Haq, Asif Ali, Haris Sohail, Shoaib Malik, shadab khan. combined number of runs at the World Cup:
286
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How I sleep knowing I'm not attached to anybody and nobody can hurt me.
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i push people away.
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me coming downstairs for dinner after having a mental breakdown in my room
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me, when i say the wrong answer in class
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Be a nice person, but know your limitations. Being there always for someone can sometimes lead to being taken for granted.
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Virat Kohli in 100 T20I Innings:
6 Man of the matches in T20 World Cups.
3 Man of the matches in T20 Asia Cups.
2 times Man of the Tournaments in T20 World Cups.
Babar Azam in 100 T20I Innings:
0 Man of the matches in T20 World Cups.
0 Man of the matches in T20 Asia Cups.
Here's how Babar Azam compares to King Kohli after 100 T20I innings 🌟📋🌟
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When someone comes and opens your door and doesn’t close it
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It's almost the end of the another year of my life and still I'm sad, depressed, single and broke and yet i didn't find any solution to my problems i hope 2019 will be my year.
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i'm Going to Expose the illuminati as soon as i wake up Today.
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I used to trust and love people, but now I’ve seen the true face of everyone now i can't trust myself.
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@mufaddal_vohra
They literally cry on every single thing. Worst team and fan base for a reason
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Trust me we all needs to go through something that breaks our heart. If we don’t we will never understand how much better it feels when we move on and grow as a person.
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When you ask your friends for advice and they say what you don't want to hear
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2018.
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Breakup hurts? No man seeing
Tears in ur father's eyes will cut ur heart
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Shahid bhai mein to bolta hun Ronchi ka passport ghum kar detay hain"
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When was the last time you were satisfied with your grades?
Me:
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When you order girlfriend on dark web and your sister goes missing.
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When I Look at Fatima, All my Worries and Sadness Disappear. ❤️
Hazrat Ali (R.A.)
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Battery 100% :
*Nobody cares*
Battery 2% remaining:
*twitter gets exciting*
*Dad starts calling*
*crush says hi*
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Sochta hoon kya se kya ho
K wo kitny gey dekhtey
Masoom they dekhte dekhte
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Whatsapp should provide a short summary of group chat for the person who missed the group conversation.
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-Never Show Your Happiness Infront of a Sad Person.
Hazrat Ali (R.A)
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*Karachi vs Lahore*
Lahore guy - Tu jaanta hai mera baap kon haii?
Karachi guy - Tujhy bhi maarunga, tere baap ko bhi maarunga.
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I am lahori, & i confess that lahore qalandars is the worst team of psl.
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Am I the only one who don't give a shit about Pepsi Battle of bands and coke studio?
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FAJAR - Increase Beauty
ZUHAR - Increase Income
ASAR - Improve Health
MAGHRIB - Release Tension
ESHA -Peaceful Sleep
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Instead of teaching your daughter not to get raped. teach your son NOT TO RAPE
#JusticeForZainab
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The older u get the more u realize your parents were right about Almost everything
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Retweet if you're :
• Ugly
• Single
• Broke
• Stuck on Ex
• Depressed
• Can't study
• Ignored
• One sided lover
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Recite Quran. Pray 5 times a day. Drink 8 glasses of water. Love your family and beloved ones. Do pardah from na mehram mard/aurat . Love kids. May Allah grant you Jannah afterlife my brothers and sisters.
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Me:- I have a crush on you.
SHE:- I hate Karachi kings
Me:- I had crush on you.
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Girl is a Girl if she is wearing hijab or she is wearing nothing , Respect her , Its not her its you & your mind.
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Marry someone who will make uh fall in love with Allah every single day.
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if I am being extremely honest, I wouldn't mind leaving my future wife for her.
#ShoaibMalik
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Tip for girls :
"Never make a gol roti Warna roz bnani par jayngi"
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Would any day prefer Sanju Samson or Ishan Kishan over Shreyas Iyer in team.
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13 saal k Bachy relationships main hain or mujhy 13 Sal tak yahi lagta tha k Bachy Aasman se Farishty le kr aty Hain.
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- Kya karte ho tm?
- jee mh baghair kisi waja k har waqt pareshan rehta.
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Ya Allah, forgive me for not praying when you call me for prayer every day and i being human get mad when someone doesn't text me back.
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@mufaddal_vohra
MsD was not wrong. You always have a lot of time in 50 overs if you are in batting in top order
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How to irritate someone
1-hmmm
2- sahi
3-k
4-lol
5-☺
6- ok
7- acha
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I pray that Whoever reads this May Allah heals whatever is hurting you.
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