PSA: u don’t look cool hating on people who vote. this isn’t one of those mainstream bandwagon things that you can hate on just bc it’s popular and “everyone is doing it just bc it’s trendy”. so no, no one is voting for “clout”. this is literally our: future. fuck outta here.
me checking out a lady buying her kids floral button ups, swim trunks, etc: “Wow lots of summer clothes! Are you guys going on a cruise /vacation?”
Her: We’re actually going to a funeral so...
i’m never interacting with customers ever again jesus christ
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📍posting about how much i want a boyfriend on my finsta
me: h-
tinder boys: I love the office, memes, vines and dogs. Looking a for a nice girl to take out. Did I mention I have a dog. That’s my dog right there. Swipe to the third picture to see my dog. I love my dog.
petition for boys to not be allowed to tell their girlfriends “u deserve better” anymore everytime they fuck up. thank u for coming to this meeting. no further questions at this time please
My fam got Louie (right) from a breeder years ago. Tell me why, Louie is at the park & stops dead in his tracks when seeing this dog (left). Turns out they are from the same breeder, have the same parents, meaning THEY ARE BROTHERS & RECOGNIZED EACH OTHER 😭 this shit made me cry
just thinking about the time I asked a boy to make me a playlist and he sent me one called “for you. 🌹” and i clicked and it already had.,,, 7 followers.,,, sir.
i post screenshots of songs I like on my ig story hoping this one boy would notice and see that we have similar taste in music but all I’ve gotten out of it is: the storage full notification.., so uhm in conclusion: I am boo boo the fool.
when I was in 6th grade I literally just could not sleep at night no matter what I did/tried and so my mom made me listen to her MP3 player to see if it would help and the only song on there was “so what” by pink HDKFLFLGLG that’s it that’s the tweet
hey guys we found out that my mom is allergic to dogs and we have two dogs at home so if anyone is looking... we are actually giving my mom away! ❤️ kinda nice, kinda funny, yells a lot tho
YALL IM CRYINGJFJSKDK I THOUGHT LAYLA WAS JUST BARKING BC SHE WANTED TO GO OUTSIDE BC HER BF IS OUT THERE BUT I LOOK OUTSIDE AND THERE WAS A WHOLE ASS DOG IN MY BACKYARDDDJDJDJCCK