Kabiru Shema
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If he doesn’t respect your family, change him
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48 years ago. My parent. Just try and view the last picture 😂😍
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On this day 14th of last Ramadan, i lost my beloved mother. Since then nothing has been the same again.
Please i beg of your prayers when you see this. Help me pray for her. No prayer is little. May her gentle soul rest in jannah. ❤️❤️❤️😢😢😢
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Invest in your wife. When you die she doesn’t have to wait for anyone to help her.
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I need support. Who can join me do this at the chinese embassy abuja???
This Jewish Man protests every week outside the Cultural office of the Chinese Embassy in London ALONE for the 3 Million Uyghur Muslims in concentration camps in China..
He also brings extra signs with him in case any passerby wants to join him
A HERO
His name is Andrew 😭❤
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Came home to a very beautiful news. Our house help decided to convert to islam on her own. Pray for her pls may Allah continue to guide her. So far she has received lots of gifts from friends family and neighbors. Alhamdulillah.
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Instagram is for beautiful people while twitter is a home to people with brain.
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ASUU strike has nothing to do with secondary school pls. You must go to school tomorrow
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I know you have a girlfriend but I love you soo much 😭 I try so hard to stop myself but I just can’t 😭😭💔. — Ba kece da kuka ba nine da kuka 😭😭😭.
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I am saying this with no regrets.
IZALA, DARIQA, SHIA ETC Are all BIDI’A.
Prophet Muhammad died as a muslim and he warned us about islam being divided into many sectors. And still people think they can call themselves what prophet didn’t call himself. I’m a muslim only.
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They are the only people that listens to you even when you’re at fault.
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Anytime my sisters see me on calls with a girl 😂😂. “Wace asararriya ce”
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Shower together with your wife is sunnah. Islam is beautiful.
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May everyone marry the last person they talked to on phone. Idc who it was 🌚
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Ya Allah continue to forgive my mother. I lived for 25 years with her. And wallahi by Allah I’ve never seen her anger. And I doubt if there is anyone who can say he/she has ever seen her being angry at anything. Ya Allah shower her with your Rahm. Its been 6 months already 😢
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She is so beautiful and peaceful ❤️. Alhamdulillah. It’s a baby girl for us.
Hafsah Kabir Shema. Allah ya raya mana a chikin addinin muslunci. 🙏🏾
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With what i’m seeing, I suggest religious interviews should be taken before marriage. Because we might go and marry someone who is fighting with the sunnah of the beloved prophet and that’d be the end of us. Both genders should take the interviews 🤦🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️.
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We will be surprised to see ourselves in jahannam because of twitter. People are doing wrong and lots are hyping them. When you show them its bad people see you as bitter. Astagfirullah may Allah help And forgive us. Twitter is so dirty. Las las we are all sinners.
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My brother advised me and i am passing it to you.
Whoever you’re going to marry. Make sure know well about their parents. Most especially the mother. Good luck in finding your partners.
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After she dies, the first time you will sleep and wake up you will start thanking God that it was a dream. Till you’re full awake that you will understand that it is reality. This is the worst feeling ever. May Allah bless them with jannah ❤️
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Innalillahi wa inna ilaihirrajiun. I lost my sister few days ago. Please include her in your prayers.
Avoid GARKUWA HOSPITAL & Dr Sulaiman. 3 days after her death, we’ve been hearing what happened to her and other people’s complains. His license has been seized so far.
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My 3 year old niece was asked what she wants to be when she grows up. She replied with “MAI KITSO” 🤣😂😭. I watch the video everyday 😂🤣😭
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Why can’t twitter just come up with something like “this tweet has already been used by another person stop copying and start using your head mf”😒😒
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Twitter has reached the epic moment that ruined path. It’s not fun anymore. If you’re enjoying it now then know that you missed a lot. This is the worst twitter moment we are in.
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85% of people on arewa twitter are claiming to be rich while they are not
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I don’t know who is responsible for this nonsense. If the nigerian police are ready to work they should go and fight with the bandits not innocent boy who is happily living his life. I condemn the whole police team. This boy deserves justice.
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I so much love his islamic tweets. And i will always look unto him. He is a great guy.
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Girl: I’m tired of your shits. Let’s break up
Me:
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From my own understanding. Some people’s odor is natural. They will never know they smell until someone says it to them. If you know anyone like that. Advice them to bath with “alif” I don’t know it english name. It really helps.
Wallahi wallahi
Wasu matan na wari
Ohh Allah😭💔
It weaks me perceiving body odor from a lady
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Keep on reciting “LA ILAHA ILLAH ANTA SUBHANAKA INNI KUNTU MINAZZALIMIN” for whatever you want. And in shaa Allah you shall get it.
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Don’t be 28+ and act childish in a 17 year old girl DM. My friend you’re too old to play game with young girls. Be a responsible 28 year old man. 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
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Its funny how people are trolling messi who reached the semi finals and praising Ronaldo who couldn’t help his team pass Ajax. Lol jokes
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At this point I don’t blame parents for how their children are behaving. They’ve done all they could all for them to come and learn a different thing on social media. May Allah bless the good parents we have.
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Innalillahi wa inna ilaihirrajiun. Woke up to a heartbroken news. We lost a brother
@_panther8
. Allah yasa mutuwa hutu ne. Please include Fahad in your prayers. Allah ya jikan fahad da rahama
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I named my daughter after my Late Mother Hafsat. And Hafsat will remain her only name. If Hafsat is too heavy for one to call. Call her hmmmmm 😂
I’m really concerned about how gen z parents name their children these days wdym your child’s name is Reeha? Adyan? Etc
Allah ya kyauta
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Hair attachment is a turn off. Its haram. It smells. So as long nails.
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Allah sarki MAMA. My mom will ask will you watch ball today. If yes she will say go and come back. May Allah reward her with jannah firdaus. Amen
Samari Dan Allah a daina bata rai in mama tace akaita kasuwa Alhali an iya wa budurwa ajayi driver (killa ma da " Ajayi driver" tayi saving in number inka)
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I crave the day twitter will ignore people who come online to seek for attention by threatening to expose others. We need to ignore And stop showing any % of our interests. That day twitter will be more of maturity.
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Innalillahi wa inna ilaihirrajiun. Please include former AIG Umaru maiwada in your prayers. He passed away this night. Your prayers are highly needed. May Allah forgive him
He is the one who built one of the best islamic school in katsina islamiyar mal Ibrahim allah ya jikan shi
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“Tell the believing women to draw their headscarves over their chests…” [Qur’an 24:31]. The verse makes it clear that women are not only required to wear a headscarf, which primarily serves the purpose of covering the head, but to wear it in a specific way.
#ArewaMeTo
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Whenever i buy a new perfume.
Week 1: tsut tsut tsut tsut tsut tsut tsut on hand.
Week 2: tsut tsut tsut on hand
2 months: tsut tsut
6 months: tsut on hand
7 months: tchit tchit. *shakes bottle* tchit. 😭😭
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Someone who stood once as your world. Whatever broke you up with them you have no right to disrespect them. They might be giving you the best advice more than whoever you are with.
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Your girl sends you selfie to cheer you up. Mine sends me Voice note reciting the Quran>>>>>>
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Northern Governors
Hidden Palliative, 9 months of Asuu strike, Fuel Scarcity, kidnappings.
Not a single one of them questioned or blamed Buhari because it wasn’t affecting them directly but see them today hiding behind the poor people to protect their interests. Hypocrites
Ke duniya, wai yau Ganduje ne ke ya wa Baba Buhari saukale😂😂😂😂
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The competition has started between kano citizens. Ganduje has destroyed kano
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Ya Allah continue to protect Malan Nasir & Haruna aliyu. May both of them succeed in whatever they are after. May this fitnah get back to it owner. Amen
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Banza Jakki I hate you Wallahi — May Allah bless you with peace of mind bro/sis.
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Tbh with these challenges we are seeing on social media, it is very easy for our phones to lead us to jahannam. Ya Allah protect us. Amen.
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IMAGINE A WIN FROM ARSENAL AND ABBA GIDA GIDA. OMG 😭😭😭😭😭😭. YA ALLAH PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN.
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Everyone on twitter is pretending to be rich Until you introduce your business you will see the reality in people.
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Bro if you get to afford to take your children to private schools you definitely would. Nobody cares about you graduating in ABU or NILE with 1st class. A 1st class Nile student will forever be ahead of a 2.1 ABU student. Stop the envy and hustle for the sake of your children.
Take them to common ABU, they'll end up graduating with 3rd class or Pass.
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Imagine waking up 2am to the noise of your 3 wives arguing about who loves you more 😍😍😍
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How can you be in kano and be broke. Fam i blame you. You must not be rich but you cannot be broke. I love their passion and hustles.
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If this keeps on increasing, we don’t have the facilities to contain the cases. Do yours a favor and stay at home even if your state isn’t on lockdown. Help us, help the Medical team and then help the Government ❤️
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Please delete this before my gf sees it. Abeg you please 🙏🏽
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KE KADAI AKE JIRA JIRGI YAKUSA TASHI.
Lets be positive 😂
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I see people mocking them for not being able to speak hausa well. If i get the opportunity i will take my kids out too. Hausa doesn’t make people rich. If abroad is what they need to live happily then they will get it no problem in shaa Allah.
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Not knowing when and how we’re going to die is the scariest thing in life
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We can’t keep quiet in the name of respecting ourselves or minding our business. We need to wake up and protect our religion. Protect the sunnah of our beloved prophet. Someone should not come and tell you to abandon the sunnah and you keep quiet in the name of minding business.
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Yall be hyping arewa me too. But they insulted the most generous Prophet and you cannot defend him and fight for him. But if na to defend some lies you’re the CEO. Allah ya shirya mu.
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Social media is the reason why most of us are competing with strangers unnecessarily.
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Stop posting your pictures if you don’t want people to post them after your death. Save yourselves from the “don’t post my photos when i die” tweets.
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Hon Aminu Chindo arrived Katsina safely. Welcomed by the great people of Katsina.
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“12343 years without a father” 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️ can you stop that nonsense and pray for your parents? Seek prayers for them. Nobody cares about the duration. Seek prayers for your parents please not Rts.
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You can’t deny this.
Atiku must win this election tomorrow on twitter. While buhari in reality.
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Dear Mama. We are all fine and always recovering. Baba is also doing good Alhamdulillah. May Allah forgive and have mercy on you. A day will not pass that we won’t pray for you.
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100 likes and i will remake this video with the LOML. I’m taking it as a challenge.
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I have black lips so a lot people judge me to be a smoker. Most especially when they get to know that I’m from katsina. I am waiting for judgement day 😊😊
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Say whatever you want to say. Tell everyone what you want. Blackmail me do your worst please. It doesn’t matter to me. People you told are telling me everything aftermaths. Lol i will never care. I have a goal to achieve.
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Law students be acting like they are the only students meanwhile they don't even belong in the main campus 😭
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I really wanted to have a baby at young age, but then I realized IT’S BETTER TO MARRY RIGHT PERSON LATE THAN TO MARRY WRONG PERSON EARLY.
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Some people are so eager to get to their graves. Lets be careful of what we do and how we drive. May Allah keep us safe.
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Rushe masallachi fa ba haram bane in akwai dalili. This won’t help you vote EL out. Find more or different ways pls.
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Imagine nigeria without katsina, like where would all the fine presidents come from?
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Customers; a lady wanted to buy shoe from me. After she placed the order i asked for her number and address of delivery. Imagine 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️ this girl said she will give me the number but she has to ask her bf 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
“Northern girls don't have manner of approach that's why most of them can't do business”
Let’s talk people, how true?
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We are patient. But we won’t forgive Buhari
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Wife. Mom seats in the owner’s corner. She owns me and my wife and then the car
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Hello sir Last time you took a picture of our design me and my partners begged you in the DMs to take it down because we haven’t started selling our products, in which you ignored all of us till date no reply. Now you went to copy exactly what we did and changed the color (pic2)
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If your relative dies, please stop sending your snaps to people while you’re crying. It defines you as an idiot.
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I represent Katsina in saying
#Abbandai
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Please if you don’t know how to recite the suras of the holy quran, don’t go and embarass yourself please 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
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I hope this girl gives the same energy. If i tell her i love her and she tells me she loves me back imma frame that shit and put in my room 😭😭❤️
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