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3 years
For all those having a bad day, here's an otter swimming unaided for the first time.
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2 months
#FarageRiots How it started. How it ended.
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4 months
If you think Sunak means National Service for the likes of Peter Theodore Alphege Rees-Mogg, then I've got some magic beans to sell you.
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2 months
There's so many, but is this going to be one of the saddest, most iconic photos of what our proud country has become?
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1 year
2 photos. This is the 2nd one Still got the Fu*ing tags on. England, wake the f**k up
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9 months
Every council in England is facing bankruptcy due to 14 years of tory underfunding & incompetence. Councils will be forced to sell their assets, which includes public land & historic buildings. And who will buy these assets at a steal? Tory donors. This is deliberate.
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2 years
Jacob Rees Mogg voted to remove the ban on the barbaric fur trade. He blocked the bill to prevent the torture of elephants. He voted to allow foie gras to be produced in the UK. He voted to allow sewage to be dumped in our rivers. North East Somerset, what is wrong with you?
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10 months
Are the tories just making their own rules now? #ToryCorruption
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2 months
The face which represents the #FarageRiots
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2 years
Who's your money on?
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1 year
The country is on fire. Our rivers have been killed. Our coastline poisoned. Kids are pretending to eat from empty lunchboxes. This government is robbing us blind. And the main story being peddled is Philip fucking Schofield? Who gives the slightest fuck?
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5 months
The failed, unworkable Rwanda gimmick is making Sunak's mates millions. Every single policy the tories have is designed to make them richer as our country rots.
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2 years
‘The State can’t fix all your problems’ Sunak
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2 years
@charlotterlynch @LBC This is exactly what the tories intended. Our right to protest removed. We are now Germany 1936.
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2 years
When you're supposed to be respecting your queen & country for a 2 minutes silence but the gear is stronger than your normal deal❄️ #KwasiKwarteng #queensfuneral
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1 year
#Freeports This is the mouth of the Tees on Teesside.
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1 year
I DETEST these privileged, ignorant, self-serving pair of grifting cunts. @mercer_felicity
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11 months
Just the tories having a private moment to remember our fallen with respect & dignity. What is wrong with these creatures? 📷
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1 year
Fox hunting supporter Jacob Rees Mogg says animals don't display empathy
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3 months
Who did this? 🏆 🤣
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2 years
This is @AndyMcDonaldMP Labour MP for Middlesbrough. He didn't vote to dump sewage in our rivers for a further 15 years, unlike every Teesside tory MP did. Good lad Andy. #TorySewageParty
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2 years
He's not as bad as Hitler
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Reposted despite threats. Our country is full! Full of ignorant, unemployed rats, breeding kids & dogs for an income. These disgusting embarrassments to our country are fuelled by traiterous grifters paid by enemy states to destabilize our country. Traitors #FarageRiots
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2 years
@sharrond62 Whether you travel by boat, train or plane you still have to have your passport checked & stamped to ensure you don't exceed your allowed 90 days/year in the EU. This is what you voted for when you voted to remove your own FoM.
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3 years
@talkRADIO Brexit is a SUCCESS as it has resulted in exactly what it was meant to do. Its made the richest richer & removed our environmental & workers rights whilst making us pay more for the privilege. In 2016 THEY LIED
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1 year
Imagine this being you.
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3 years
@talkRADIO £800mill week worse off Highest energy increase in Europe Inflation heading to 7% Most polluted rivers in Europe Animal welfare standards removed Farming/fishing industry decimated Increase in food prices But people fell for lies & scare stories & are too embarrassed to admit it
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3 years
@LBC @mrjamesob Millionaire Rishi Sunak & his Russian money taking wife tweet from Heathrow VIP lounge how much he's helped us as he flies to California, to one of his 12 homes, for an Easter break whilst we wonder how we're going to pay energy bills. But yeah. "Man of the people"
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2 years
Can't afford to take the car to work? Simply fly there instead. #ToryBudgetingTips
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1 year
Who'd have guessed Sunak's family own #Infosys , the company handed the contract to run the recent emergency alert warning. This tory greed & corruption is endless.
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2 years
@Councillorsuzie @mrjamesob Someone earning £1million gets a £42,000 tax cut. More than the average working man/woman's wage. Yet you find this fair and even amusing?
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2 years
@RossLydall Blame who's been in power for 12 years and ask them where the money has gone
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6 months
Bow to your Queen, gammons. She owns you!
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2 years
@sajidjavid I don't care what colour, sex, race or religion an MP is as long as they aren't corrupt, self serving, greedy, incompetent crooks. Do you see where your point fails Saj?
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The @Conservatives have deleted the video of 'man of the people', super rich Rishi using a hammer like a 4 year old. This grinning muppet runs our country⬇️
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@BorisJohnson Why are you there? Who is paying for it? Shouldn't you be serving your constituents? "Slava Uxbridge" Free yourselves from this crook.
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2 years
@LeeAndersonMP_ Your grandad fought against everything you stand for. Our grandads fought fascism, they didn't vote for it. You can't even see that can you Trigger?
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3 years
@bbcsoutheast Brexit means Brexit
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6 months
Angela Raynor might owe £1300 though!!
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@AndyR960 @mikeysmith "So, Johnny Mercer, the veterans minister, what did you do the final day before the election?" JM - "I sulked on a traffic roundabout and argued with veterans"
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9 months
If there was a God, it would call this a cunt #MrBatesVsThePostOffice
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2 years
@Jacob_Rees_Mogg We see you corrupt, greedy crooks.
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@edcmpbl Baldy in the comedy glasses sums them up. "F**k the planet coz I'll be dead soon"
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@nadhimzahawi They aren't Labour's strikes. They're yours. 12 years of torygreed & corruption. Own it.
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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Jacob Rees Mogg voted to remove the ban on the barbaric fur trade. He blocked the bill to prevent the torture of elephants. He voted to allow foie gras to be produced in the UK. He voted to allow sewage to be dumped in our rivers. North East Somerset, what is wrong with you?
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@Conservatives Fixed it for you: Labour voted AGAINST stripping the working man & woman's of their working rights.
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@ABridgen Retweeting already debunked far right rubbish
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@SuellaBraverman Stop this lying. The decision was made by the courts. Your pathetic lies show how desperate you are. YOU have been in power for 13 YEARS.
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@trussliz @HolocaustUK Replace "jew" with "refugee" and then look at your party & Gullis's latest comment. Your lot would have thrown stones at the Kindertransport.
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For all those saying "leave little Peter alone", this is the sick little twat at the Mendip hunt where foxes were hunted & badger sets were covered to allow the dogs to savage them.
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@Stuart4WolvesSW @Conservatives When I was a young soldier I had respect for my officers who showed leadership, integrity, honesty & empathy. Can you see where I'm going here Stu? You're toast 🔥
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@Robert_campbll No its a success it did exactly what it was meant to do:
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@Conservatives I'd rather take donations from Trade Unions & Green Energy owners than Russian Oligarchs.
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2 years
This is not parody. This is Sunak with some crooks from Teesside looking at potholes. 13 YEARS! The country on fucking fire & ⬇️
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@RishiSunak "Your priorities" are yourselves.
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@SteveBarclay @DailyMailUK You promised Brexit would give our NHS "£350Million per week" so why is there no money to pay our NHS staff? #NursesStrike
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@Conservatives @nadhimzahawi You know you've been in power for 12 years yeah? Also....when you going to "stand up" to the corrupt tory thieves stealing from us hardworking people?
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@pritipatel Are you taking the piss out of us?
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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg The tax payer cares about this:
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@ukhomeoffice @SuellaBraverman You know what's coming The country is on fire & we're about to protest in the streets. We see your fear.
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@MPIainDS Yeah but not doctors, nurses or firefighters Ian. Well what do they do anyway?
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@BorisJohnson @ZelenskyyUa Why are you there? Who paid for it? Why aren't you serving your constituents?
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@KwasiKwarteng Shouldn't this be being announced in parliament or do you lot just skip that bit now? Also....
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@simesanony2 @PippaCrerar @susannareid100 @reallorraine Well Simon that was your 15 minutes of fame & you royaly fucked it up. Back in your box now, good lad.
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@AdamBienkov Says man who invests in......fracking. No shame whatsoever.
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@Haggis_UK £220,488 expenses on top of her £80,000 salary. #Redditch she laughs at us all
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@KemiBadenoch Oh stop please
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@theJeremyVine Shit in our rivers Fishing/farming decimated Workers rights eroded Robbed of FOM Importing radioactive fish & veg £Billions lost to corruption £800mill/week worse off Food shortage & price rise 54% Energy rise due to leaving EU-IEM 2nd in a song contest & this cranks buzzing
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@Bren4Bassetlaw @UKLabour @Keir_Starmer Good. Because we need stronger ties to our closest trading partners. How's your Brexit gone Brenny Boy?
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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Remember this lie?
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@Conservatives 13 years and you're talking about potholes? NHS decimated No dentists No GP's State schools crumbling Kids starving Every English river polluted Coast poisoned Highest inflation in 50years Interest rate ⬆️ Highest energy cost in Europe 18% ⬆️grocery bills 13 YEARS!
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@nadhimzahawi "Test & improve fraud defences" you say?
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Hancock's fucked isn't he.
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@RishiSunak Yeah you'll have them driving ambulances.
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Meet Alexis McEvoy the Conservative County Councillor for Hampshire CC & District Councillor for New Forest. @Conservatives
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@AvaSantina "Must adapt to technology"...but prefers imperial measures & 1950's river pollution.
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@carolinenokes Party over country. Every single one of you a self serving, greedy traitor.
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@ejwalsh_ed They still don't get it
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@RishiSunak Self serving, greedy tory.
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@Conservatives Starmer supports the working man & woman You tories support each other.
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@trussliz @Telegraph What's held our country back is 12 YEARS OF TORY CORRUPTION & GREED
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@nadhimzahawi You are just one rotten apple in a barrel full of rotten apples.
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@NeilDotObrien So why did you vote to poison it?
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Racist #JustineMorrison meets karma. Formerly an accountant with Shine Theatre Group, permanently barred from the cocktail lounge, given a police warning & sacked from her job.
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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Brexit has allowed you crooks to get away with corruption.
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@Conservatives You lot stole our money!
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@MittensOff "Things I'm going to do to you. Just you wait........"
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@JonquilLucy 🤣🤣🤣 imagine if your 15 mins of fame was being known as ....."the sausage roll lad".
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@BrandonLewis You are denying the youngest of our country the chance to vote. Why?🤔
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@Arron_banks The millionaires aren't paying their fair share of tax now. You know that, that's what your Brexit was about.
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Hey Manchester! Dont forget what the tories think of us northerners. "The cruel, dirty, toothless face of the northerner"... #ToryPartyConference
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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg You broke it.
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