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Bukayo Saka limping off after yet another 0 goal contribution performance in a big game.
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Gary Cahill joined Chelsea for £7m and 6 months later had a FA Cup and Champions League medal. The season after won a Europa League. Then 2 years later won a Premier League title and Carabao Cup double.
So, no.
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The fact that Chelsea are the first and only team in history, to win all European trophies available, twice. Doesn’t get talked about enough.
We. Are. Gargantuan.
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Club played a rapist week in week out with no shame. But a player they so desperately wanted to sign but couldn’t ends up at Maccies and this is where they draw the line.
Arsenal fans are different breed I swear.
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YOU WERE TOP AT CHRISTMASSS
YOU THOUGHT THE LEAGUE WAS DONEEEE
BUT THEN YOU SIGNED JORGINHOOO
AND YOUR TROPHIES WON ARE NONEEEE
YOU’RE NOT THE PRIDE OF LONDON
YOU’VE GOT NO EUROPEAN PEDIGREE
YOURE JUST A BETTER TOTTENHAM
IN THE SHADOWS OF CHELSEAA
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZZ 🎶🎶
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Since 1905, Chelsea have won it all.
Since 1901, Brighton have won nothing.
Trying to find Chelsea in Europe but can’t see them… 🤔
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Scholes said Chelsea’s defense was the weakest of the top 4 teams. Also said United have better center backs…….
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Arsenal fans crying about Chelsea and money whilst they spend £170m on Rice and Havertz
What Chelsea appear to be doing right now is why I can never respect them or their sporting achievements, all of which is built on financial doping from senior to academy level over two decades.
Any team will win if they are similarly doped. Where is the soul?
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On Le Professeur’s 1000th game 🤣🤣
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17 years old. Full sleeve tattoo. South American. Exchanging shirts with Messi.
We cannot mess this up.
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The British media when discussing Liverpool
Will Liverpool's injury list cause them issues against Chelsea next week?
#BBCFootball
#MOTD
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Iconic
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Chelsea will be wearing the yellow away kit for the first time this weekend! 💛🖤
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Trivago, you will not be forgotten. Stood by us during sanctions, true hero
Chelsea have agreed a new sponsorship deal with crypto company BingX. BingX will become the shirt sleeve sponsors for the rest of this season and training kit sponsors after that
#cfc
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Bro this was this season 😭😂😭😂😭. I swear this season has lasted 6 years
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Remember when some butthurt Lyon fan said he was overrated 💀💀
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That’s our centre back, playing left back, making a run on the left wing, with an absolute peach of a ball btw. Bonkers player, and he’s one of our own.
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Monthly reminder that Chelsea won the Champions League for the second time.
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Clearlake really spent a combined £71m on Carney, Casadei, Washington, Angelo and Datro. And none of them look like they have a future here. Jokes
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Remember when we were so good Pep had to literally explain our style of play? Good times man.
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For the 137th consecutive season. Arsenal Football Club will not win a major European trophy.
Tinpot.
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Havertz and Jorginho before Arsenal:
Wins UCL
Wins Super Cup
Wins Club World Cup
Declan Rice before Arsenal:
Wins Europa Conference League
All 3 join Arsenal:
Bottle title.
The had no idea what they were going to achieve together🕊️
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Calling Gabriel “O Monstro” is the equivalent of calling Dimitri Payet “Zizou.”
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Victor Moses meanwhile.
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If there’s ever a team that does the unexpected, in seasons of chaos, it’s Chelsea. I’m ready to be sold a dream again. Third star, let’s get it.
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That’s because it does
Chelsea thinking the world revolves around them once again…
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“Newcastle have submitted a £250m bid for Chelsea midfielder Mason Mount under the request of new head coach Frank Lampard.”
Two former
#CFC
bosses have been linked with Newcastle job with the expected Saudi takeover but who would be the better fit, Antonio Conte or Frank Lampard? Two VERY different managers.
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Will not be topped ever
Show us a season where one club produced three 10/10 kits 👕
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Okay I admit it. If CHO gets sold to Saudi we deserve a full forensic accounting investigation 💀💀
EXCL: Callum Hudson-Odoi has been approached by two Saudi clubs today. He’s one more name discussed with Chelsea. 🚨🔵🇸🇦
#CFC
Talks have not started yet on the player side — not clear yet whether CHO would accept Saudi move or not.
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I just wanna say real quick. We absolutely better win the Club World Cup. I want this badge on our kit. No excuses.
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I’m absolutely disgusted at myself for genuinely liking the Spurs gaffer.
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If Chelsea didn’t win the Champions League in 2012. Spurs would have qualified.
If Everton hadn’t got their 10 point deduction, they would be on 26 points, in 10th place and above Chelsea.
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Seconds away from ruining my entire week, never change Chelsea, never change.
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07/08. No season has caused me so much pain.
Lose Community Shield on pens.
Jose sacked.
Lose to Spurs in the League Cup final.
Bottled the FA Cup to Barnsley.
Bottled the title by 2 points.
Lose the European Cup final on pens.
So much heartache.
Full-time scenes after Chelsea qualified for their first Champions League final (30 April, 2008)
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Me getting excited for yet another Chelsea season knowing we’re gonna be absolute crap again
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Proper Chels don’t ask for much. All we ask for is fighting to the very end. Blood, sweat, tears. Only then will we have a connection with the players and gaffer. I’ll never forget losing the title but being so prideful. Those days are gone.
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This remains one of the worst takes in recent memory.
Malo Gusto: 5/10
Very overrated. Huge difficulties to defend, quite fast, but easily passed by an attacker.
First quality of a defender is to defend, not to cross the ball 20 times per game.
He’s good at crossing, which makes him popular, but he also loses the ball a lot.
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Never wanna hear the Jose sold KDB nonsense again.
"I was maybe a bit impatient"
Kevin De Bruyne speaks to
@rioferdy5
about his time at Chelsea 👀
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Imagine disrespecting one of the best players your club has ever had. This app is astonishingly stupid at times. Zola slander will not be tolerated.
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Chelsea content creators are the absolute elite. We have the best YouTuber’s. The best writers. The best graphic designers. And BY FAR, the best podcasters. I respect everyone’s hustle on all things Chelsea content. Big following and small. You guys and gals are the best!
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Being a Chelsea fan since Roman got sanctioned.
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A THIRTY ONE TWEET THREAD AT 8AM GMT LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO. Oh my god I fucking love Saudi Arabia I have NEVER seen this much joblessness
When we (the rest of the 18 normal clubs) moan and complain about not winning trophies, we are doing it under the notion of a competitive spirit.
We have allowed Chelsea to gaslight us.
(An Open Call to Arms)
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That Ben Chilwell interview on The Athletic…yeah I’m gonna say it, he gets it. Genuinely don’t understand why people hate him, right attitude, dedicated, and when he’s on form, vital.
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Throwback to when Chelsea fans saved football and Big Pete was a man of the people.
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Has there been a better year for Chelsea kits than 04-05?
The answer is simply, no.
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Project this project that. Blah blah blah. Overpaid bums with a bottle job manager.
Just bring him back already.
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You wouldn’t understand
I will never understand men’s obsession with sports
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Possession football will never be it for me. Just play 433. Lump it to your bastard of a 9. Slide in your wingers. Cross it in. Bosh. Job done.
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Graham Potter really said, “That’s life and there’s nothing to complain about there.”
The contrast is beautiful. When your own gaffer shows fight and passion it translates to the pitch.
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You’ve forgotten something:
League Cups:
Arsenal - 2
Chelsea - 5
Europa Leagues:
Arsenal - 0
Chelsea - 2
Super Cups:
Arsenal - 0
Chelsea - 2
Cup Winners Cups:
Arsenal - 1
Chelsea - 2
Club World Cup:
Arsenal - 0
Chelsea - 1
Won It All:
Arsenal - Lol
Chelsea - Pride of London
A reminder for everyone who needs to hear it 🫶🏼
League titles:
Arsenal - 13
Chelsea - 6
Champions League:
Arsenal - 0
Chelsea - 2
FA Cups:
Arsenal - 14
Chelsea - 8
Community Shields:
Arsenal - 17
Chelsea- 4
Major honours won:
Arsenal - 48
Chelsea - 34
Relegations:
Arsenal -
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They’ve nabbed the Todd Boehly, Badiashille chant now too hahahahaha
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He wants to come back. We need him back. Let him lead us to another title next season. Make the call Todd
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Chelsea will be rocking this beauty against Brighton this weekend!
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BREAKING: Chelsea fans are annoying, reactionary and spoilt. True and confirmed ✅
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Chelsea won an approximate grand total of £70m for their exploits in the Champions League this season. Throw in qualification for next seasons group stage, FA Cup final prize money and PL distribution of final standings, we made bank this season!
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I know it doesn’t matter now, but I still can’t get over how insane this save is. Mendy is ridiculous.
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Quick reminder that this was the best kit Chelsea have put out in recent times.
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Jordan. Black and gold. I’m really not asking for much here Chels.
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@David_Ornstein
@FabrizioRomano
@TheAthleticFC
Turning down Bayern for West Ham isn’t something I thought I’d ever read
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Put your headphones in. And turn the volume all the way up. Proper Chels this 💉💉💉💉💙💙💙💙
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First Messi is reported to want to leave Barca, next Messi is seen playing liquidator in the car? Sign him up!
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Mudryk body shaming. Drogba tweeting nonsense. Rivals all in for Mase. Still being shit.
If this season continues any longer our club might genuinely spontaneously combust.
Someone hurry up and press the reset button.
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@EiFSoccer
Please stick to whatever else it is your account does because this take is horrific
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We finally don’t have to watch Mase shoot from 30 yards 8 times a game cos he’s got main character syndrome.
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Benfica fans in the quotes are mad 😂😂😂. Not surprised tho, they’re still salty after this
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