Lou Taylor
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Stand up comedian/sketch writer/actor. Come to my #EdFringe show ‘Jeans and a Nice Top’ at Bunker 3 @pleasancecomedy 8.30pm ticket link in bio!
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It’s official!
@edfringe
poster drop! Come and see me from the 2nd-25th of August (not the 12th) 8.30pm at
@ThePleasance
. Share to your friends and family! Would love to see you there if you are heading up. Ticket link 👉
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Accidentally turned down a gig on the 12th of July as I saw a dot in my calendar and thought I must be busy but it’s just Battle of the Boyne.
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Londoners will travel 40 mins both ways in an evening to go round a mates for dinner. Outside of London the idea of travelling 40 mins to anyone’s house for dinner is FUCKING MAD! What I’m going to drive 40 mins to your house to eat my dinner?! Fuck off mate, I’m not made of time
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Genuinely just got asked to do something on the 12th July next year and was suprised I already had something booked in so far in advance and it was the Battle of the Boyne AGAIN.
Accidentally turned down a gig on the 12th of July as I saw a dot in my calendar and thought I must be busy but it’s just Battle of the Boyne.
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Me every single time I tell my friends I don’t want to have a big one.
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More north and south stuff
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This street is round the corner from me. No one in the area has water. It is freezing. The drains in this area are constantly overflowing! Peoples houses are ruined. But all
@thameswater
care about is their shareholders! 12 years of austerity 👍
FYI
@thameswater
@CamdenCouncil
NW6 street is flooded. Ground floor flats and homes are submerged.
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Hello like others I’m looking for work. I’ve been FOH/Stage manager at The Bill Murray for 3 yrs. I’ve teched in many venues. I’ve produced a live sketch show. I have a background in admin, I have been a researcher, and a Radio production assistant. If anyone hears of anything...
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Would love to see a celebrity announce their pregnancy with a picture of the scan and the tagline ‘We are having a Nepo Baby’. Would get some likes for sure.
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People in their 30s at the weekend Vs people in their 30s during the week
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Where do comedians get the money from to do Edinburgh and afford to live in London I actually don’t understand?
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I feel bad for lying when I send clothes back but they never give the option of 8) I’m not as fit as the girl in the advert for the jacket ✔️
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@RosieisaHolt
@RosieisaHolt
what about this idea xxx
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While you’re here
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A message for girls in their 20s. Fair play for bringing back the 2010s fashion era we all wanted to forget about but until you strap on one of these and take to the streets like the brave girls that went before you did I cannot and will not respect you.
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Can we ban the term
#restingbitchface
now! It’s not a thing.
@SELFESTEEM___
getting stick for not having a permanent smile blasted on her face has irritated the hell out of me. This would not happen if she was a man. She is GLORIOUS!
#SundayBrunch
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My neighbours were shagging for so long last night I got a UTI just listening to them.
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Sexting with my boyfriend. It’s important to keep the spark alive.
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Very very chuffed to say that I have gone through to the next round in the amazing
@funnywomen
stand up competition. Made my day 😍
We’ve watched, listened, discussed, considered and finally decided. Now we are proud to announce the acts through to the Stage Award Virtual Heats of the 2020 Funny Women Awards! Check out who’s through on our website!
#FWAwards2020
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One of my best comedy memories is when I teched
@timkeyperson
’s show for the 1st time in Edinburgh, I’d never done anything on that scale before, I had only pressed play on an iPod lol. So much fun. Also I just did stand up for the 1st time in Feb here’s a pic
#SaveLiveComedy
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Biggest room I have ever done. What a big brave girl I am!
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Went for my wild water swim earlier, unfortunately swallowed a lot of human shit and was pretty annoyed. Then I got home to find my new blue passport had arrived in the post and I thought actually swallowing a bit of shit was worth it to get old Blighty back.
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After my show yesterday in the bar I got chatting to a 27 year old girl who had been watching. When she found out I was 36 she lost her shit going no way! Really you are 36?!! What the hell omg I didn’t think you were 36, that is INSANE, 36!!! Wow! I thought you were about 35.
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Remember when they used to say “wear nice underpants incase you have a car accident and someone sees them”. Yeah I’ve shattered my femur and broke my neck but I am most gutted about the A&E doctor on duty seeing my grey pants with a hole in the crotch.
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Also want to shout out to my work place for the last 3 years!
@angelcomedy
and
@billmurraypub
have really helped me to decide what I wanted to do with my life. I know I want to work in the comedy industry and I want it to survive this ‘orrible time!
#SaveLiveComedy
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When I get the underground in London and I get to the platform and it says 7 mins I am like WHAT THE FUCK! I HAVE TO WAIT 7 FUCKIN MINS THAT IS AGES! If I am getting a national rail train and it is due in 7 minutes and I am on the platform I will still worry I’m going to miss it.
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I hate Suzie too! That is the first time I have seen such a realistic portrayal of abortion on TV. 1 in 3 people with reproductive organs have had an abortion in this country and it is so important to see it normalised. All hail
@lucyprebblish
and
@billiepiper
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
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It’s 90 years from now. The year is 2111 I am 125 years old. The only thing that has kept me going is my curiosity. They release Prince Philip’s will. I read it. I then sigh a huge sigh of relief and pass away into the night.
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My Sainsbury’s bags in the cupboard watching me leave for Sainsbury’s without one.
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It’s been an absolute blast working here for the last 3 years! The best colleagues and the best venue in London. Met some amazing life long friends, and will miss working there. But I will look forward to gigging there when we can open up again ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
#savelivecomedy
Due to the government furlough beginning to wrap up, and with no timeline of when it will be safe for live venues to reopen, it's with a heavy heart that we've had to let some of our best staff go.
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"Thames Water made £2m of profit a day during summer hosepipe ban."
Everything you needed to know about the state of England's water industry and government's utter failure to deal with it in a single sentence.
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Ben Affleck and JLo doing their bit to bring some normality back to these unprecedented times.
#Bennifer
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Well that’s my outfit for Christmas Day sorted. I hope my family like it.
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BF sleeps by the window and every day I ask him to draw the curtain and every time he pretends to sketch a picture of the curtain. I just anticipated he would do his usual stuff so I said can you pull the curtain and he just started pretending to chat it up. Fair play to the guy
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Since I started doing standup I never wanted to do a gong show cus it was scary but alas I did it. I beat the blackout and had an amazing gig at
@UTCComedyclub
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NHS track and trace just called me and someone whispered '7 days'.
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I am doing a work in progress show at
@museum_of_comedy
on 11th of August at 7pm. Look at this fun little border I have put on this picture using an app on my phone, I am even more fun in person. Have been endorsed by legends
@LouSanders
&
@SELFESTEEM___
ticket link in bio! Come!
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Weird time of year. I just freshened my breath with an After 8.
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@MissAHaddow
Actively encouraging young lads to become predators. The worst guy on the planet.
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My housemate just accidentally set herself on fire and I had to put her out with a Tea Towel and it’s the most exciting thing that’s happened to me in months. A stunning rush of adrenaline.
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@hdeangelis_
Ok after a lot of thought (too much arguably) I think the capital city of the overground is Highbury and Islington
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The yr was 1998. I had a new garish FILA jumper. I wore it to a party, all the boys in yr9 were going. My Dad said he would pick me up at 11pm I asked him to wait outside and not come in. What did he do? He came inside the party to get me wearing THE SAME jumper. Still haunts me.
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I can’t come out tonight it’s Trooping of the Colour
Accidentally turned down a gig on the 12th of July as I saw a dot in my calendar and thought I must be busy but it’s just Battle of the Boyne.
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Just when you thought 2020 couldn’t get any weirder. Tom Cruise is doing comedy at outdoor gigs in London
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I have just found out there is a woman online that runs a business naming other peoples babies and now I feel like such a mug for getting up and going to work everyday.
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I made a little mini series called ‘90s Girls’ and I’ve just put them all together into one fat YouTube clip. Please like and share if you enjoy them 👉
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I miss the old days (about a week ago) where if you needed to freshen your breath you would just have an After Eight.
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Did standup for the first time a year ago today after putting it off for years cus I was scared, it went really bloody well and I was raring to go! Absolute nightmare timing! 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
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Why is it that travelling anywhere in London takes 40 mins? It doesn’t matter if you are going north to south on the underground, doing your work commute in the morning, or popping to the local shop across the street from your house. Always 40 minutes.
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Had a gig the other day and there was a rocket scientist in and I said “so your a rocket scientist” and then sang “THAT DON’T IMPRESS ME MUCH” and I thought everyone would join in but they didn’t.
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Phoning for a GP appointment at 8AM is like getting a Glastonbury ticket
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Just paid a tenner to enter a competition to win a house in Islington lol. Wish me luck. Lol
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Lovely WIP at
@billmurraypub
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@MissAHaddow
where we both accidentally dressed the same. Thanks for coming if you came. ❤️
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I do this every year, but remember when I went out for Halloween as Miss Sold PPI
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