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Gary's treat dispenser. #COYS Daddy Davies Stan account, worst snooker player there is. Going on about books an awful lot. Now also on bluesky Enjoy your lunch.
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Me n bae after training (ca 2002)
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If that god awful Vindaloo song paid for my private school, I'd maybe sit this one out.
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Just my shit opinion, but maybe Zero Spend Spurs kicking out a team fuelled by oil money and Ajax kicking out a team who's biggest achievement in the last 10 years is corrupting and ruining their home league is a really healthy thing for football.
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@Officer_Norberg
@AnthonyRJoseph
it's their parents using their kids to beg for the shirts. I've seen it a few times.
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@Divinadecampo
@madison_tayt
Like, im paying $700 for one meal but your boss isn’t paying enough for you making a living wage, my tip isn’t the issue here
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"No means No"
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@CLAdams2
@disabledtrans
@AITA_online
and be uncomfortable for a whole day with your hand stuck in a puppet's arse
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@DoctorPissPants
@sillyolddaniel
God he was awful, constantly trying to make her into someone he actually likes but isn’t her. Nevermind changing the apartment without asking her.
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@CesarVargas365
@grittyrebootSA
@diligenda
My favourite is “actually me being hours late is really good because I take care of myself and you having a problem with me wasting your time is really ableist”
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@NoContextBrits
What is it with blokes sending insults as an opener to people they match with? I don't get it.
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At the coach and horses N17 after the game, Reggie helping me over the result 12/10
@thecatreviewer
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@DailyMailCeleb
yeah the guy who ran off with his own daughter is probably not the one to ask.
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@BadMedicalTakes
In future I shall take all my medical advice from some anonymous account that cannot spell the word “nuts”
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@MYSADCAT
basically your cats are the cast of the young ones:
The Bear - Neil, Shipley - Vyvyan, Roscoe - Rick, Ralph - Mike
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it's like he plays pokemon with the most loathesome clubs around europe
Mattéo Guendouzi completes medical tests as new Lazio player. ⚪️🔵✔️
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@AbrahamBEyre
@Steve_Beans
@marionumber4
How’s a lonely little sausage with no friends working for you?
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just find a different hobby. Proper weird behaviour this. Imagine spending so much time to dedicate an account about something you seem to hate. Get some help.
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@aquitainexox
@LeeAndersonMP_
@Keir_Starmer
Boats landing here had nothing to do with Southport. But you and your ilk let your hate get in the way and distract from a community mourning dead children to fan the flames of hate against people that had nothing to do with this. You went to destroy the place. Well done.
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@Ciara87C
Age 13 I thought the best way to get the boy I fancied to like me was to dress like him. Yeah I don’t know either.
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@HamzaSZN
Really happy to hear that he's doing well for you. He deserves a good run and a comeback after some difficult times.
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@PalomitaSeDice
@SydneyBattle
Your husband cheating on you, some of your kids dying early. Your aspirations dead as soon as you’re married. Yeah. Pass me the laudanum.
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Of the millions of words I've read in my life, none have recurred to me as often as the child-height scrawl I read in the toilets of Foyle St bus depot, which read RANGERS IS A WANKER.
So,
@The_Fence_Mag
asks: what's the best, worst, or most memorable graffiti you've ever seen?
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One is banned from the US for certain crimes the other one paid Derby staff their wages out of his own pocket when they went into administration and swallowed the resulting fine.
Wayne Rooney with a classy response to the Cristiano Ronaldo interview 👏
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I decided to start a blog about the shitty news I was given yesterday
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Tried to explain
@Coldwar_Steve
to someone at a party on Saturday. Doing so without sounding mad is actually quite hard.
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@Steve50792155
@PrideInLondon
@Conservatives
@theresa_may
You been beaten up in the streets for nbeing straight? If not, sit this one out
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And could they stop plastering happy family pics with the murderer in them as the headline pics? Looking at you
@BBCNews
Could the police please stop referring to “isolated incidents”? There is a pattern here and we can’t combat male violence against women and girls without acknowledging it.
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@robpalkwriter
"so basically the 9/11 truther and the guy thumbing rear foo foos got together and made loquacious babies before getting their followers to criticise my book on amazon."
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Can someone explain to me how Lampard is getting all these Premier League jobs when he hasn't got a clue what he's doing?
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Not going to say much about it but after the 18 months everyone had, many losing jobs, being stuck on their own, dealing with all kinds of worries while you’re at home on 275k a week - not turning up to work on the first day back because of a strop is rather tone deaf.
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I can’t stop laughing at this
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@TheBluestStar
@MForstater
Claims to act in the interest of women, but really hates women more than anyone else.
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I’ve not seen my family in 18 months. Fuck these people.
Sir Geoff Hurst, Tom Cruise, Kate Moss and David Beckham, among others, in close proximity to FIFA president Infantino who, less than 24 hours ago, was in red list country Brazil and really shouldn't even be at Wembley.
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@Lukadowdric
@SpursOfficial
Tbh everything I heard he’s always been great with kids. He used to do a lot with ormond street hospital in his time at Chelsea
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This completely snuck up on me but this week is the week I'm having dinner with David Ginola 😍
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What does John Terry know about loyalty 🧐
"To be honest, I think Harry has been very loyal to Tottenham."
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On my way to Wembley. Empty train, where is everyone? Or am I just too early?😂
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@warnockofficial
celebrating your twitter arrival in style. Gary the cat is also very fond of you as you can see.
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I get 25 days holidays and didn't get shot at a parade. I'm good thanks.
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Souness is a racist twat who needs to be out of a job. Besides that, his punditry is amongst the laziest, most clichéd there is in the market
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The household is out to enjoy the first pint in 6 months or so. I really need a hair trim
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@KathyBurke
the main crime of hers seems to be "daring to do what she wants whilst being old(er) and female"
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That’s only part of the story: they were “hanged” using piano wire which is how they were decapitated- and furthermore they knew that was the likely sentence for their actions and they did it anyway because they knew it was the right thing to do. National heroes never forgotten.
#OTD
in 1943, at 10.45am, siblings Hans and Sophie Scholl walked into Munich University and distributed anti-Nazi leaflets. They were caught. On 22 Feb, they were sentenced to death and decapitated. Sophie had defiantly told the judge: "Somebody, after all, had to make a start."
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@MYSADCAT
you can tell him my cat Sid is always an idiot, but he's happy
#throwingshapes
http://t.co/lmrTgOHXFJ
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I realised I need to go to the shop but I'm still hungover and it's raining
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@wondrusplace
@keananjh
This. People have been targeted for the crime of being European, for looking Eastern European, for speaking a language that’s not English. The severe ness is amplified the more “foreign looking” people mate being perceived as, no matter their heritage.
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Baby Gary’s first reccy of the house on the day he moved in 💙
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Don’t give a f*ck how far people travel, the north London derby should not be anyone’s first game. There’s people who go to any match no matter how shit or depressing who miss out because some twats sell tickets on stubhub.
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“I’ve not had any dreamies yet. This is an outrage!”
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with the neighbourhood cats running after me and friends cats sleeping on me, I start to think Sid left a review about me on cat-tripadvisor
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@SaintTheJase
@NixJPayne
@KEdge23
and that's one meal only, not including electricity and transport to and from shops.
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How is this different from any tech start up?
This is why the monarchy is so comical to me. Imagine any other job being like "so our back-up options for the position are an amateur helicopter pilot, three kids in primary school, and a podcaster in Santa Barbara."
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@redskyatnight
There’s a lot of wrong happening in breast cancer awareness especially. The suppression of late stage patients, pink washing, sexualisation etc.
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