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My story and my business are two different things. While I'll freely share with you my story, my business is none of your concern.
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Whew girl. Hang it up. Flatscreen.
You never noticed the double entendre in “bag stopped, carry on”. My carry on luggage was stopped when I tried to board the flight. My carry on bag was stopped. Bwahahaaaahaha. I love writing raps
#NickiStoppedMyBag
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Straight people are starting to use “partner” more and more. I don’t like it.
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@KidFury
@Nothinbuttreble
"You're turning red from your back" is when I spit out my water.
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I. Love. My. Personal. Space. Even in dating/relationships. "They're shouldn't be a day I don't hear from you." Oh really? Nice knowing you
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Brian is lying to Danna. He was absolutely attracted to her…until he found out how old she was. He wants kids and thinks she’s too old and isn’t man enough to admit it.
#LoveWithoutBorders
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One of the biggest “scandals” of his presidency. What. A. Time.
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I sat up in Color Purple and ugly cried. What a beautiful film. Fantasia and Danielle Brooks deserve to win everything.
#TheColorPurple
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I don’t understand why Kourtney is so upset with Kim, and not the company that did her wedding and ASKED Kim to do it. Hell they even asked Kylie to do a campaign!
#Kardashians
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Lynn Whitfield: “Can’t nobody ever pull my black card”
@brokeymcpoverty
: “That’s exactly what I’m gonna say the next time someone tries to clown me for not having hot sauce on my house.”
Lynn Whitfield: “Okay wait.”
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If I was Tasha K, you literally couldn’t pay me to fix my mouth or fingers to say something about Cardi B.
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Ron Isley took us to the quiet storm portion of the service. He can’t help it. No matter what he sings is gonna sound like a ‘Midnight Love’ informercial. Real ones know what that is.
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These AirB&B hosts really want people to feel bad for them. I do not. You mortgaged a home and wanted another revenue stream. That’s the definition of risk.
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Listen,
#LoveWithoutBorders
is truly one of the most chaotic reality shows I have ever seen. None of these people should be matched lol. Aaron is dumb. Naeem plays too much (and isn’t cute). Gurleen is too combative. Brian thinks Danna is too old.
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Just. Like. And North responds just like Kourtney. Except she's not laughing...yet.
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Michael ain’t miss a note or a beat. And had the wherewithal to hold on to that crazy MF so he wouldn’t fall.
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Fuck US?! LMAO! No, you stop fuckin them hoes and learn how to spell.
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Tamar wrote 'paperback Toya' and I YELLED!!!! That was funny as fuck. 🤣😂🤣
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This big budget, super hero movie is so black. I'm tearing up. I can't WAIT! This film better break all kinds of records when it's released.
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Everybody at that table is trying so hard not to laugh at her. That's gotta be the most horrible feeling.
#BlackInkChi
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Gurleen needs some serious therapy. She has way too many tiggers and trauma and was not ready for this process. She had a GREAT man, especially given the locale and belief system.
#LoveWithoutBorders
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Not Crenshaw and Slauson 😂🤣. Meredith might’ve been married to the dreamy white man, but Ellen Pompeo has a black husband and children lol
Meredith Grey finna whoop some ass 💀💀 why do I feel like I'm the only one hype about this???
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Baby Stacey Dash is BROKE. Cause there is no other reason why she'd subject herself to this lol.
#CollegeHill
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@LookAtDustin
This just proves the consummate professional you are. He keeps taking shots and digs and you keep your eye on the prize and showing up and showing out! Get that bag!
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Aaron is a big dope. Just big and ignorant. He has no idea about anything worldly or even about the gay world.
#LoveWithoutBorders
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Damn the rent, Callie Day was singing like she knew Jesus was about to return. Casually. 🙌🏽💃🏽
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Selma Hayek, Ray J AND Lorraine Toussaint.
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Now I love me some Amy, but what we’re not gone do is disrespect The Vannila Child.
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I see so many referring to what they add to macaroni as a roux. No. It’s a béchamel.
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I just realized the black girl in 5th Harmony is named Normani. She's a true New Orleanian lol. I bet her parents are Norman & Armani
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Crying over the killer and acknowledging her hardships but never mentioning the victim or his family’s hardships.
Judge Chu got emotional as she talked about officers risking their lives every single day in public service: "Officer Potter made a mistake that ended tragically. She never intended to hurt anyone," judge wipes away a tear.
#KimPotter
#DaunteWright
@LawCrimeNetwork
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Sisqo doesn’t get enough credit for being a sangin ass singer. That man sung with such passion & fervor. Like every song was his first and his last.
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“It’s never me. And I don’t know why. I’m never ‘The one’. It’s like people can smell it on me.”
I…I have never related to something so sad, so hard before. Broke me all the way down.
#GoodGrief
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Bravo’s
#LoveWithoutBorders
is so chaotic. I think it’s the wildest dating shown I’ve ever seen. I also don’t think this lady is a great matchmaker, cause the red flags are flagging already.
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Kerry looks AMAZING on that Elle cover. Simple, effortless beauty.
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In Louisiana it's Mardi Gras day, everywhere else, it's just Tuesday. Laissez les bon temp rouler! 💜💚💛⚜️🎭
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@dnvrsn
What (successful) businesses does she have? Instead of comparing herself to Kim (who had family to play off, all she had was feuds), she should compare herself to Tami Roman. She could’ve pivoted to acting more.
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After this first episode of
#AccusedOnFOX
I can already tell one (or more) of the actor(s) from this anthology is walking away with an Emmy next year. Wow!
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A lot more people are openly admitting they’re in open relationships. Shoutout to that.
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@itsKARY_
I was watching this like “these kids don’t know nothing. Musical history!” Then I saw two I didn’t know were hers and was like “Okay wait…” lol
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@KidFury
It’s crazy to me that the people coming to his defense don’t see that most people are mad at his arrogance of not apologizing, not the actual tweets
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You’re free to yell “bomb” in an airport. You’re not free from the accompanying consequences. Y’all can’t be this willfully obtuse.
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Kim Kardashian is cooking "soul food" on Snapchat and I am hollering. HOLLERING!
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@itsKARY_
CONEtessa went from annoying to my favorite. I hope her and Scott aren’t playing with their marriage for TV, cause I like them.
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Baby Zendaya sidestepped that question MASTERFULLY. That’s media training.
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John Legend’s voice is the hopes and dreams of the slaves. He sings with all the tragedy and triumph of the ancestors. Every time.
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Can Thee Stallion act? Cause I can see it.
May 26, 1949 — Actress Pam Grier was born in Winston-Salem, NC.
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I’m sorry but Billy Porter’s teeth are wild. Veneers on top and whateverthefuck on the bottom.
#GoldenGlobes
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Is this a paper plate?! Or worse, China that looks like paper plates?? Either way, she is COMMITTED! LMAO!
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I came back to Twitter just to say I saw the FULL
#Renaissance
show. Favor ain’t fair.
#RENAISANCEWorldTour
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@TheKitchenista
The correct spelling? How can you “correctly spell” slang?? Lol My Masters degree and I say ‘Heaux’ cause that’s how Louisiana made me.
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I hate to say it, but I think The Game reboot might be better than the original. They got the CBS budget, and the writers too.
#TheGame
#thegameisback
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Blessed to see another year of life. Happy birthday to me. ☺️🥳
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You can’t provoke someone then try to police how they react. If they don’t react how you feel they should or how you would’ve, that doesn’t mean they overreacted. You don’t know people’s trauma or triggers.
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8 years ago today we lost a prolific songwriter and musician. A star gone way too soon. A legend in the making.
#RIPAmyWinehouse
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I think “young” people who try to use homeownership as a flex are hella weird. There’s plenty of research to show that it’s actually more cost effective to rent in this economy. Your goals are your goals. Good for you. Doesn’t meant it’s everyone else’s.
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Potomac is unhinged. Those women are so unserious. The gymnastics the green-eyed devils are doing to defend Mia, simply because they don’t like Wendy. The hypocrisy. I want Robyn Dixon OUT! She’s brought nothing for YEARS and what she’s bringing now is lunacy.
#RHOP
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I just got offered ANOTHER job! 2 different positions! Plus I have an interview for a 3rd tomorrow. 🤯🤯 Look at God! Now I have to think: ‘Do I want to leave Georgia?’
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@TheBaddestMitch
“That nigga Dre a wild boy! I could never do no shit like that LOL 🤷🏽♂️" Face asses. 😵💫
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Officially got all 3 of my job offers 🤯. God is good. Now I have a decision to make, though I’m sure I’ve already made it.
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I really wish people would stop telling others how to be black, how to be gay, masculine, feminine, or human. Live your life and go.
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This is why I miss 1.5hr episodes of
#DragRace
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@HuffDaddySays
Kardashian’s. Least amount of work for the biggest reward. Plus no one would be literally trying to kill me lol.
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Notice that the one person who could actually fight didn't even flinch. That's how you know Moniece can fight.
#LHHH
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Does Future see all of his other children regularly and consistently? Cause my nigga senses are telling me...
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This woman is about to send more children to HBCUs than A Different World.
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Mom: “I unplugged that Siri thing you got me. It scared me. They said something about her on tv & she responded and scared me so bad! I can’t get her to do shit! I always say Siri this, Siri that and she doesn’t respond!”
Me: “Well, her name is Alexa. So that’s probably why.”
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I GOT THE JOB!!! Took 2 months to hear back, but I got it! 🥂 🎉
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These niggas are niggering it up on these people’s channel, and I love it. Praise God it isn’t live lol.
#TheReadOnFuse
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Vivian Green did her GOOD singing on ‘Emotional Rollercoaster’. Unfortunately, the majority of people who sung this at talent shows during that time period did not. 😕
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@itsKARY_
Record first, for proof and posterity, then cut that shit off like them body cams be and whoop ass. Cut it back on and say you were attacked 🤷🏾♂️
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I prefer Hillary when she's not trying to be likable. She's not that girl, and I get it. Be the ice queen. Talk your shit.
#DemsInPhilly
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A church organ would be so clutch right now. Saints would be falling out everywhere. Even in their homes.
#ObamaFarewell
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Spike is like your grandfather who wears what he wants, says what he wants, and be damned what you have to say about it.
#BETAwards
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