Looter-Scooter (like the Magic Card)
@Looty_Scooty
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Just your average trans lesbian who's been having an existential crisis her entire life. Also I play Magic sometimes.
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THIS IS THE CUTEST FARSEEK ART EVER OMG
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This is the perfect Dismember printing
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Buy Baldur's Gate 3 to piss off conservatives
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I put way too much effort into this
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Wotc really said being gay is committing a crime
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Rakdos not being a Mount just proves Gideon had an ungodly amount of rizz
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This is the greatest interaction on Blogatog
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So it's been a year, how badly did Bootleggers' Stash destroy the format? Oh, it hasn't? But I thought everyone said the sky was falling and commander would be ruined. And we all know how accurate magic players are when it comes to card evaluation
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I love that the new Bruse art has both Vigor and Ox of Agonas in it
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Obsidian Fireheart has the coolest reminder text in the game
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This is the greatest scryfall search ever
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The One Ring is indestructible? Not if Oko has anything to say about it
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Just putting it out there: Thrumming Stone is Legendary
First of all....flavor win.
Second of all with that activated ability...
.WHAT?!?!
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There is no heterosexual explanation for this poster
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What's your favorite flavor text in Magic?
Here's mine
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I love Scryfall's unofficial card names
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We did it, we broke Mind over Matter
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"Everyone who's into the Phyrexian aesthetic is a bottom"
- My girlfriend
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You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
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"but she killed people!" have you considered that she's beautiful
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Just realized the Murders at Karlov Manor set symbol contains the Return to Ravnica symbol!
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I love that Tomik has one generic mana cost cause he doesn't have affinity for multiple planeswalkers, he just has an affinity for Ral
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Shortly after I started HRT, I met 3 younger trans girls in my town: Katie, Olivia and Emily. None of whom were out to their family, they all looked up to me for advice and inspiration. I am the only one still alive and I use TDOR to remember the girls their families never knew
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I spent way too much time on this
My wack double standard is I think token production modifiers are gluttonous and sinful but damage modifiers are good and holy.
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Achievement unlocked: Kill an Overwhelming Splendor enchanting me by casting The One Ring
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Tip for all the Chainer players out there: When you cast a creature from your graveyard, it enters the battlefield from the stack, not the graveyard. As a result, none of these creatures will trigger when you cast them
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Shout out to Arena for putting this reminder text in
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Forgot to tweet this yesterday. Whatever, happy International Women's Day to all the Beauties who used to be Black Belts
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Retweet this to scare a conservative
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Sad you can't put Pride of the Hull Clade in your Doran deck? Fuck the rules, we'll fit both their fat asses in this deck!
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THEY PRINTED AN ELF ARACHNOGENESIS IN THE LOTR PRECON?!
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Show me a card that makes people go "That does WHAT?!"
Show me the card that you play and everyone goes "what is that"? - I'll go first
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AS OF TODAY I AM 6 MONTHS SOBER!!!!!!
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So I was gonna build Narci with an Umori companion with only enchantments in the deck before realizing.....Narci herself is not an enchantment
My day is now ruined
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ACAB includes Lavinia and Aurelia. I don't care if they're hot and you want them to step on you, Judith and Massacre Girl are right there and they're not cops
Don't be mad at me for this take nerds, Only She can save you from this.
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Can I say something without y'all getting mad?
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This tweet lives rent free in my head
Ok then, what’s one of the best. This is still one of my faves.
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Yea, I got guys in my DMs
The guys in my DMs:
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WHO SAID URABRASK IS THE WORST PRAETOR?!
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If there was a Madoka Magica tweets hall of fame which posts would you nominate?
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Pro tip: If you ever forget how to spell Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar, just message your local bottom and call them cute (Bonus tip: this also doubles as a way to acquire new passwords)
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Scryfall's unofficial card names never miss
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PSA: You can not sacrifice Snapcaster Mage to flashback Flare of Denial, you must pay 3 mana
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TITANIA HAS REACH TITANIA HAS REACH TITANIA HAS REACH OMG I JUST LOST A GAME CAUSE I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT AND RAN MY BAT INTO HER
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AS OF TODAY I AM 10 MONTHS SOBER!!!!!!
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@ModeratelyMtg
The player will create two 2/1 Opposition Agents. Saw in Half creating the tokens isn't a triggered ability, it's part of the resolution of the spell, so Hushbringer won't stop it
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I will stand by this. My least favorite commanders are the ones that everyone builds the same way, or will play out the same way no matter how you build them
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Yesterday I learned that Consecrated Sphinx did not get updated to be a Phyrexian and now my week has been ruined
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AS OF TODAY I AM 11 MONTHS SOBER
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@ValerieFatality
Killing someone who cast turn 1 Emrakul in Vintage cube.
They went Forest, Mox Emerald, Channel, pay 15 to cast Emrakul, hit for 15 on the extra turn.
I went Mountain, Mox Ruby, Monastery Swiftspear, Lava Spike
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I'm housesitting for my friend this weekend and her dog has absolutely 0 thoughts in his head
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This is still true
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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@THEBENWA
wtf is happening?! Did I just wake up from a fucking coma where we've decided this card is somehow bad?!
Or is this a bait post and I've fallen for it
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Today is Grizzly Bears day, Everyone post your favourite 2/2 for 2
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@BoshNRoll
Why yes, I would like to only take good cards and have perfect mana fixing while never being flooded or screwed in any of my games
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I FINALLY GOT A KILL WITH MIRRODIN BESIEGED LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO
One last stream before
#MCChicago
? Yes we can! Going live at 6 PM EST with
@CFavretto_Jr
@CriticalSpens
@Nlambert91090
@Looty_Scooty
@TheRealNanMan
@KastianBlake
@KJ_The_Hero
@showandtell2u
! Come play games with us while I put off packing for my flight!
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A rainbow shirt in target won't turn your kids gay but Hades will
A rainbow shirt in target won’t turn your kids gay but Shiva’s snap from Final Fantasy X will.
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Innistrad really out here like "Ah shit, here we go again"
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Last week at the Clue Party in Chicago was the moment I realized I've got this. I had unlimited free drinks, was surrounded by all my friends who were drinking, yet I had absolutely no desire to drink. It felt amazing
AS OF TODAY I AM 6 MONTHS SOBER!!!!!!
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I am once again pet sitting for the stupidest dog on earth. He has resting idiot face and I would die for him
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I have two opinions about mill
1: FEED MY GRAVEYARD I AM NORMAL AND CAN BE TRUSTED
2: This post right here
Can you explain why you don’t like being milled?
(Put your favorite emoji in your response if you’d like me to discuss/question further Vs just want to give an answer)
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Twitter user discovers trans people exist
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@sporef4g
It means if an opponent destroys Necromancy in response to the trigger, it won't reanimate the creature. Otherwise it would, and the creature would be in play without an aura tying it down
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@sporef4g
There is unfortunately not, at least not without completely reworking what the card does to the point it's barely the same card anymore
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Pro tip: If you ever feel useless, don't worry about it. You could be a lesbian too oblivious to realize she's in the middle of a date
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Magic twitter, I am begging you. Please let the only discourse for the week be "HOW THE FUCK IS THIS A BIRD?!"
Extremely honored to be commemorated on a Magic card with my brother
@CoreyBaumeister
and our very special guest
@BraunDuinIt
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Thank you Wizards for this free preview card!
#MTGONE
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Giving your opponent a potion: A crime
Actual fucking larceny: Not a crime
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@HobbesQ
"People are terrified to admit they support Trump. I've been scared myself. Americans shouldn't live in fear"
Damn I wish the only thing I were afraid of are people calling me out for vocally supporting a terrible person, wonder what that's like
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@Jenn_the_Judge
Magic players when they see a Humility question: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Magic Judges when they see a Humility question: Oh thank god, an actually easy question instead of a stupid Panglacial Wurm question
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EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND GO WISH MY WONDERFUL GIRLFRIEND
@Jenn_the_Judge
A HAPPY BIRTHDAY TODAY
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Everywhere I look, I see her death. And you're laughing, you're all fucking laughing at it. My love is dead and you think it's funny. brb, taking my Henzie deck apart and tearing my Titan of Industry to shreds
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Glad we met our quota for "Looter dies of gay panic in every set" god I want her to murder me
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@josieraider
Fun fact: It actually was erratad to be a Phyrexian for a short time on Magic Online. And then they realized the Secret Lair and Amonkhet versions are definitely not Phyrexian so they undid that change
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I didn't take enough photos at MagicCon, but this one was my favorite. Thanks
@TappyToeClaws
I really needed that hug
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Fuck it, unartifacts your Breya
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I don't know what god compelled me to make this but here we are
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This is the best interaction I'll ever have on this website
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I'm bored and I wanna build a Grusilda deck (yes, I know she's not legal. I don't care, she's fucking awesome), so give me some creatures to mash together
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When I was a kid, I didn't know queer people existed. My first interaction with one was when I was 11, learning my cousin Olivia was dating another girl, to which my response was "Wait, you can do that? Girls can like other girls?"
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I see it's just another day in Magic Twitter
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You can follow me cause I'm gay and funny or whatever, or you can follow me so Mitch can eat this Mountain and that's funnier
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@coL_Amazonian
Ward on already extremely pushed creatures is quickly becoming one of my least favorite designs in recent sets
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@VeggieWagonYee
Reminder text is not rules text, Gravestorm still functions the same as before. The reason Follow the Bodies doesn't have the "You may choose new targets" part is because it doesn't have targets to begin with
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