CUCCI • MANE
@Longassboy_
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👾DLO • Researcher • Indigo league champ • if you’re blocked you’re an idiot
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Joined August 2020
this was really the last era where ppl tried their best to look different from the next person
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I just be feeling like we aint gotta be that performative, we already having sex i mean man God Damn man fuck
Can you share toothbrush with your partner?
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Skinny kings having been taking down big booty baddies for centuries
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One of the most dangerous issues we have to deal with as a nation is that Trump and his regime lie about literally every single thing
Reporter: The president of Venezuela called the strike on the boat illegal Trump: What’s illegal is the fact that 300 million people died last year from drugs
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I like my bitch with that story reply shit off that's a bitch who ain't even tryna be spoken to
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College entry exams by 2035
All public universities should be required to have minimum 50% of their staff be conservative professors by spring 2026. In each department.
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The major loophole more commonly known as "this is not a federal crime."
The federal government cannot charge Charlie Kirk's murderer due to a legal loophole, according to the Daily Mail. Unless the murder took place on federal property, involved a federal official, or is classified as a hate crime based on race, religion, or another protected
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you two wouldn't be friends 😭
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i would be instantly bricked & goin
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like many things in 2020, this should have been a valuable lesson and turning point for us, but instead we memeified it into "nature is healing" jokes and then completely forgot about it once we sufficiently divorced them from their origin
The best memory of 2020 was how animals returned to the streets while humans were in quarantine
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I don't understand why we keep having this conversation when the data is clear.
Fox News hosts laying the blame on gamers. FBI agents on CNN saying violent video games caused this. a Kennedy wants the government to research links to mass shooters and first person shooters. it is 1998
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Shit is annoying when you’re serious
@wydyama When you're funny, people be smiling before you even speak coz they expect you to say something funny.
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Terence Crawford has cemented his legacy as an American great and stands among the USA's iconic boxing legends 🙌🇺🇲 #CaneloCrawford on Netflix l #RiyadhSeasonCard | @RiyadhSeason 🥊
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So yall listen to music EVERY day? 😭 every single day?
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Life really use to be whimsy
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Honestly as someone currently growing through dental struggles, I’ve realized how fucking mean society is when it comes to dental care. Our dental system really makes it damn near impossible to get good work done. Dental insurance is a fucking scam.
yall ORAL hygiene sucks and that’s the real reason yall crashing out. Tooth rotted, nerve damage all the way to the brain! You need a Dentist. Not a bbl, not a blick, not yo lick back, you need a DENTAL APPOINTMENT!
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“There is no where in the Bible where we are taught to honor evil and how you die does not redeem how you lived. You don’t become a hero in death when you are a weapon of the enemy in life” ~Pastor Howard John-Wesley of Alfred Street Baptist Church In DC #CharlieKirk
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I don’t condone cheating. However… lol
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