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Xatlern (she/her)

@LithiumRox

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lmao apparently I hadn't updated this since 2008. now I'm a whole-ass adult with a masters degree. also, gay.

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Joined October 2008
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@boxesofdoom Having this so closely followed by the reveal of the name "Clint Kelmp" dealt me so much psychic damage šŸ˜­
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3 months
@jzux Ironically, I think of Elmo whenever I am drunk and in a bathroom thanks to this gif
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3 months
@Sorokaste @CriticalRole Burn the gavlebocken!
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3 months
@GalacticJonah The difference between his stern masked face and that unmasked smirk šŸ˜­
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3 months
@poddtadre Spotify existed in 2009! It's entirely possible to find a Spotify playlist created in 2009 by someone who was actually 23 and living in Williamsburg, but that would require a lick of actual effort
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3 months
@clairezagorski Didn't Neil Degrasse Tyson once tell a story about getting rejected for jury duty after explaining how much a dime bag actually is? Like cops and lawyers just love using language that exaggerates the severity of the situation every chance they get.
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3 months
@vaydaprimadonna I've lived alone since a month before lockdown hit in 2020. I can go multiple days without talking to another person. It's great.
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3 months
@JakeWallinger I was freshly 18, it was my first election. I didn't realize how good we had it šŸ˜­
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3 months
RT @briasoboojie: This sounds frivolous in the grand scheme of things but we need to support archivists, protect public libraries, protectā€¦
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3 months
@planterspunch7 I'm in a solid blue area, and my ballot is still listed as "received" not "counted" even though I put it in a drop box 8 days ago
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3 months
RT @delaniraeann: i think we need to be meaner. iā€™m tired of tiptoeing. if you voted for him youā€™re a bad person. people who voted for harrā€¦
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3 months
RT @rubythevalley: people who say "well trump was president in 2016 you'll live šŸ¤“" do not realize tens of thousands of people died becauseā€¦
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3 months
RT @kaekaecurtis: please keep the ā€œwe survived him once, we will do it againā€ tweets in the drafts or better yet delete them. millions of pā€¦
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3 months
@clhubes It was my first semester of undergrad! I remember hearing people run outside, just screaming and cheering with joy. It was amazing.
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4 months
RT @POTUS: Last spring ā€“ shortly after a massive container ship crashed into the Key Bridge in the dead of night ā€“ I vowed to Baltimore andā€¦
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4 months
@critrolememes @robbiedaymond We don't know who might be a c-popper amongst VM yet, but we know who's a fan of the scan man šŸ˜‚
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4 months
@snlsmulaney It's the Kerry Washington cold open all over again
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4 months
@wistfulpanda And their old seating arrangement!
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4 months
@byConnieChang I mute and block whenever I see it
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4 months
@Cleo_Gray My best guess for this specific setting is that librarians are notoriously always cold and will instinctively turn off anything that seems remotely like a fan even if it doesn't actually make the room colder (I run hot and worked in public libraries for like a decade)
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