Having now watched
#TheTraitors
at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern, I ABSOLUTELY understand how you footie fans get so buzzed watching matches in the pub fair play 👏🗡️😂
Who gets the most airtime on
#LoveIsland
Lucie
Anton
Joe
Tommy
Curtis
Amber
Amy
Anna
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Sherif
Michael
Yawande
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Caroline Flack
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Callum
Vinnie Jones had the chance to leave the show there with the highest dignity, but as far as I’m concerned, Simon Cowell has just taken that all away from him at the expense of Kevin. This series has been an absolute shit show from start to finish
#xfactor
In honour of Justin Hawkins from The Darkness being revealed as Chameleon on
#TheMaskedSinger
here’s a throwback of when he stormed off at Eurovision: Making Your Mind Up in 2007 when he was beaten to the final by Scooch 😂
Are we even gonna talk about the fact that KAN managed to get all 4 Israeli
#Eurovision
winners panning across 4 decades in one place at the same time? Who actually cares about Madonna? 😂
Last week:
@Rylan
: Delighted to be joining the team for Strictly It Takes Two
Also Rylan: Honoured to announce the points for the UK this year
Also Rylan: So excited to join the cast of Nativity The Musical
This week:
Rylan: Thrilled to announce I am your new Prime Minister
A message to the Irish girl that told a scammer to go fuck himself outside the
#Eurovision
arena on Thursday for wanting €5 for a single use FFP2 mask, I hope you’re having a wonderful Tuesday 🥰
Fun fact: The postcards in 2014 inspired me to create a contest with me and close friends all creating flags every year since. We’ve had some SENSATIONAL entries in the past!!
#EurovisionAgain
I’m:
🔘 Male
⚪️ Female
⚪️ Other
Looking for:
⚪️ Male
⚪️ Female
⚪️ Other
🔘 Anyone that can tell me if the Eurovision Souvenir Tickets are actually arriving or was it a high end money making scam 😂
Fandom be like: “ugggggh, BBC giving us the 24th place yet again, all bland, nothing original, we haven’t got a ch-
Kerrie-Anne:
#Eurovision
#EurovisionYouDecide
It’s
#100DaysToEurovision
today!! 🇳🇱 this contest has given me wonderful memories and friends from Team
@Eurovoix
and beyond. I’ve recently gathered all my photos and tickets from the last 6 years for my Eurovision photo album that I hope will keep filling in the years to come xx
BBC: But we only got 16 points this year, do you really need to take 5 of them from us, please, we already came last...
Jon Ola Sand: take it away
BBC:
#Eurovision
Wales: so yeah we’re the new kids on the block in Junior Eurovision and we’re unique because we’ve never been at Eurovision before so that should give us a huge advantage when it comes to the voting
Kazakhstan:
Not me making a cute little programme for my family for when we have our Melfest party on Saturday complete with useful Swedish phrases, only for SVT to announce they have English commentary for the first time. Living and fuming all at once 🇸🇪🎈😂
I slipped Take Me To Your Heaven into the morning Christmas playlist and I can confirm that nobody noticed. So that song is now categorised under Christmas rather than Eurovision, I don’t make the rules 🤷♀️
#100DaysToEurovision
my favourite
@eurovision
memory was when mum surprised me with a trip to Copenhagen for the final. It was like a new world and to top it off, our favourite won! it was so amazing I’ve been every year since, even as press for
@Eurovoix
in 2018 💃🇩🇰🇦🇹🇸🇪🇺🇦🇵🇹
I can honestly tell you that I will not remember a single
#XFactor
audition from tonight this time tomorrow. Yet 10 years on I can still tell you that “You wanna hear some metal, you wanna hear me ROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAR”
Why is it that the face says “you, me, upstairs, NOW!” but the outfit says “sorry, you couldn’t point me in the direction of room 24B could you? I’m covering Miss Benton’s maths today”
#Melfest
This will be the fandom for the next 5 years in February and March now they know this year’s UK
#Eurovision
entry was released in plain sight on the radio before the official announcement
“Where are you from?”
“West Sussex”
“Where in West Sussex?”
“Copthorne”
“What’s it near???”
“Crawley”
“Huhh?”
“Gatwick, I’m from Gatwick. My father is called Ryan Air, we live in the departure lounge and live on Spoons, Pret and Nando’s breakfast.”
Whichever producer decided to put Gloria next to Gaynor on
#TheChase
, I see what you did there, now go on now go, walk out the door, just turn around now, cause your pun can’t be beaten anymore
Have I really just heard that there’s a horse in the Grand National called Livelaughlove? There must be a Karen somewhere in the UK that’s bloody fuming because she’s got a wall sticker of that saying in her spare room and she thought it was totally original
LEP be like...
Holly Tandy: You Decide was a great experience, so I’m gonna sing Bigger Than Us
John Lundvik: I wrote you guys song so I thought I’d share my version, here’s Bigger Than Us
Michael Rice: I really hope to do yas proud and that so here’s our song Bigger Than Us
I can’t believe how many of the fandom have never heard the woman in the crowd say “WE CAN’T FUCKING SEE ANYTHING” during the 2007 voting 😂
#EurovisionAgain
Tonight marked six years since my mum gave my 18 year old self the best birthday present ever by taking me to Copenhagen for the final of
#Eurovision
. It was amazing being able to relive that night with my family tonight. P.S. Molly was robbed 😂🇬🇧
With Jenny Ryan singing Rise Like a Phoenix on
#XFactorCelebrity
, I am pretty sure we have our first Eurovision song being sung in the competition since this little pocket rocket snatched all our wigs in the 2005 auditions 🙌
#TouchMyFire
#LoveIsland
be like:
Molly Mae: Can’t believe you would treat me like this
Michael: That was very childish
Maura: I want him and I’ll stamp on any girl in my way
Curtis: You’ll regret it if you carry on this argument
Amber: Yeah, I’m bothered
Joe:
British culture is seeing 12 double seats on a train carriage each with only one person sat there and then declaring to yourself “awww, there are no seats”
Anyone that says Six Chair Challenge on
#XFactor
is the most brutal thing on Reality TV, I think you need to experience or be reminded of these absolute SAVAGE scenarios!!
My heart goes out to
@surieofficial
last night, I can’t imagine how scary that moment must have been and the level of courage she had to smash the second part of the song was phenomenal. Regardless of position, I am proud to say you represented us ❤️🇬🇧
The heart being removed from the end of the
#Eurovision
is the equivalent of getting down to just the Bounty’s in a box of Celebrations after Christmas
Fun fact, with this now officially being the 4th
#Eurovision
in a row not held in the capital city, this now matches the longest streak of this happening since the very first 4 contests.
Those that are blaming Brexit for us coming last in
#eurovision
are the same people that haven’t even heard our song, let alone the others. We came last because someone needs to tell the BBC to clean her shit up as Megan McKenna would say