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28. Framer of pictures. Eurovision, and lots of it! • “78 different shades of iconic” - Callum Rowe, 2018

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8 months
Having now watched #TheTraitors at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern, I ABSOLUTELY understand how you footie fans get so buzzed watching matches in the pub fair play 👏🗡️😂
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Who gets the most airtime on #LoveIsland Lucie Anton Joe Tommy Curtis Amber Amy Anna ... ...... ... Sherif Michael Yawande ..... ... ....... Caroline Flack ... ... ....... Callum
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3 years
RIP #XFactor ! By the way, NONE of you talk about Fearne Cotton and the revolving door on Xtra Factor nearly enough as you should 😂
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“Earlier today, following conversations with producers, Sherif left the #LoveIsland   villa” UK:
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4 years
Idea for #Eurovision 2021, I think every country’s discarded 2020 entry should play during that country’s postcard
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5 years
UK watching Sonia on the #GavinandStacey Christmas Special:
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Well tonight was fun trying to explain to mum who the Cock Destroyers are 😅😂 #DragRaceUK
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5 years
Vinnie Jones had the chance to leave the show there with the highest dignity, but as far as I’m concerned, Simon Cowell has just taken that all away from him at the expense of Kevin. This series has been an absolute shit show from start to finish #xfactor
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5 years
In honour of Justin Hawkins from The Darkness being revealed as Chameleon on #TheMaskedSinger here’s a throwback of when he stormed off at Eurovision: Making Your Mind Up in 2007 when he was beaten to the final by Scooch 😂
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5 years
Are we even gonna talk about the fact that KAN managed to get all 4 Israeli #Eurovision winners panning across 4 decades in one place at the same time? Who actually cares about Madonna? 😂
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5 years
Alexander Rybak doesn’t even appear on this video anymore!! 👀 CHRIST I feel old!!
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5 years
France: our song will make you forget all other #Eurovision songs *releases song Eurofans:
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5 years
Last week: @Rylan : Delighted to be joining the team for Strictly It Takes Two Also Rylan: Honoured to announce the points for the UK this year Also Rylan: So excited to join the cast of Nativity The Musical This week: Rylan: Thrilled to announce I am your new Prime Minister
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5 years
Maruv knowing she doesn’t have to compete in Eurovision this year and she’ll still be the biggest success story
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6 years
I am: 🔵 Male ⚪️ Female Looking for: ⚪️ Men ⚪️ Women 🔵 Anyone that can tell me how Austria finished 10 places higher than France
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2 years
A message to the Irish girl that told a scammer to go fuck himself outside the #Eurovision arena on Thursday for wanting €5 for a single use FFP2 mask, I hope you’re having a wonderful Tuesday 🥰
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5 years
Just when I was losing all hope in #Strictly this year, in walks Michelle Visage!!! 😍😭💃
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7 years
Imagine if I told you in 2013 that these were the bookies Top 5 to win Eurovision 2018
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6 years
Me trying to come up with my #100DaysToEurovision tweet this morning
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4 years
Fun fact: The postcards in 2014 inspired me to create a contest with me and close friends all creating flags every year since. We’ve had some SENSATIONAL entries in the past!! #EurovisionAgain
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I’m: 🔘 Male ⚪️ Female ⚪️ Other Looking for: ⚪️ Male ⚪️ Female ⚪️ Other 🔘 Anyone that can tell me if the Eurovision Souvenir Tickets are actually arriving or was it a high end money making scam 😂
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6 years
This stadium was rocking so hard to John Lundvik my phone told me I wouldn’t receive notifications while driving 😂🇸🇪 #melfest
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6 years
Fandom be like: “ugggggh, BBC giving us the 24th place yet again, all bland, nothing original, we haven’t got a ch- Kerrie-Anne: #Eurovision #EurovisionYouDecide
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5 years
It’s #100DaysToEurovision today!! 🇳🇱 this contest has given me wonderful memories and friends from Team @Eurovoix and beyond. I’ve recently gathered all my photos and tickets from the last 6 years for my Eurovision photo album that I hope will keep filling in the years to come xx
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4 years
#Eurovision cancelled? I don’t think!
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5 years
BBC: But we only got 16 points this year, do you really need to take 5 of them from us, please, we already came last... Jon Ola Sand: take it away BBC: #Eurovision
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6 years
Wales: so yeah we’re the new kids on the block in Junior Eurovision and we’re unique because we’ve never been at Eurovision before so that should give us a huge advantage when it comes to the voting Kazakhstan:
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4 years
Portugal wondering how many recaps to show during the broadcast #EurovisionAgain
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5 years
Feel like pure shit just want a back x
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6 years
Graham Norton: “I’m gonna be a judge on #DragRaceUK ” Alan Carr:
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5 years
These Brexit extensions are giving the Eurovision Asia Song Contest a run for their money
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4 years
Not me making a cute little programme for my family for when we have our Melfest party on Saturday complete with useful Swedish phrases, only for SVT to announce they have English commentary for the first time. Living and fuming all at once 🇸🇪🎈😂
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6 years
Today’s roundup: Switzerland? Banger San Marino? Bop Belarus? Fresh Netherlands? Epic Hotel? Trivago
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5 years
I slipped Take Me To Your Heaven into the morning Christmas playlist and I can confirm that nobody noticed. So that song is now categorised under Christmas rather than Eurovision, I don’t make the rules 🤷‍♀️
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3 years
I’ve taken to using pad and paper for guessing on #MaskedSinger at me nan’s, dear Lord, what a sad little life Alistair
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7 years
Me on week 1: Stacey's a bit annoying isn't she Me on week 9: I hope Stacey's baking comes to life and swallows her whole
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6 years
Me after I’ve spent £763 on vodka in Cafe de Paris: “shE WaS mA NaaAYbA, WhEeN WE WeRr FUrTEeeEN!!” 🇨🇿
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London Eurovision Party | #LEP2025
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Time for another #LEP2019 reveal! Please welcome our 5th act... Czech Republic's @lakemlw ! 🇨🇿 #Eurovision
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6 years
#100DaysToEurovision my favourite @eurovision memory was when mum surprised me with a trip to Copenhagen for the final. It was like a new world and to top it off, our favourite won! it was so amazing I’ve been every year since, even as press for @Eurovoix in 2018 💃🇩🇰🇦🇹🇸🇪🇺🇦🇵🇹
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5 years
Remember this mad moment?
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5 years
I’ve only got one more month with the legends that are the Class of 2018 on my wall 😭 #Eurovision
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2 years
Do whatever you want @Eurovision , I’m ready either way, and yes, I said that with some determination. [I’ll also take my 2 likes in cash please]
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6 years
It’s been a long time coming but I have finally finished decorating my bedroom wall 😁
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6 years
*crush walks past* Friend: omg just go up to them and say hello like a normal person Me:
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6 years
I can honestly tell you that I will not remember a single #XFactor audition from tonight this time tomorrow. Yet 10 years on I can still tell you that “You wanna hear some metal, you wanna hear me ROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAR”
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5 years
Sing to me Paolo!! #LoveIsland
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When your mum makes you call up to book your own doctor’s appointment
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4 years
Why is it that the face says “you, me, upstairs, NOW!” but the outfit says “sorry, you couldn’t point me in the direction of room 24B could you? I’m covering Miss Benton’s maths today” #Melfest
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This will be the fandom for the next 5 years in February and March now they know this year’s UK #Eurovision entry was released in plain sight on the radio before the official announcement
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We’re living in a world where Switzerland and Czech Republic can qualify and Armenia and Romania can’t
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Lord Sugar on #bbcapprentice : “So what did you do in this task exactly?” Lubna:
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7 years
Salvador in 2017: “Music isn’t fireworks, music is feeling” 2018: “He's a bucka-MhM-buckBUCkbuck-mhM boy BuckA-Mhm-buckBUckbuck”
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“Where are you from?” “West Sussex” “Where in West Sussex?” “Copthorne” “What’s it near???” “Crawley” “Huhh?” “Gatwick, I’m from Gatwick. My father is called Ryan Air, we live in the departure lounge and live on Spoons, Pret and Nando’s breakfast.”
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4 years
Whichever producer decided to put Gloria next to Gaynor on #TheChase , I see what you did there, now go on now go, walk out the door, just turn around now, cause your pun can’t be beaten anymore
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I’m in LOVE with Ireland’s song!! However am I going mental or does the first 5 seconds give anyone else Bake Off theme tune vibes? 🇮🇪🍰
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2 years
I really can’t understand tbh why you can only buy #Eurovision tickets in batches of 4, is that normal to have 3 friends? 😂
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5 years
Have I really just heard that there’s a horse in the Grand National called Livelaughlove? There must be a Karen somewhere in the UK that’s bloody fuming because she’s got a wall sticker of that saying in her spare room and she thought it was totally original
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LEP be like... Holly Tandy: You Decide was a great experience, so I’m gonna sing Bigger Than Us John Lundvik: I wrote you guys song so I thought I’d share my version, here’s Bigger Than Us Michael Rice: I really hope to do yas proud and that so here’s our song Bigger Than Us
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I can’t believe how many of the fandom have never heard the woman in the crowd say “WE CAN’T FUCKING SEE ANYTHING” during the 2007 voting 😂 #EurovisionAgain
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Ellie-Bellie the elephant is on the list of Islanders on the #LoveIsland Wikipedia page, I'M SCREAMING 😂
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2018: 🇮🇱 Israel win with “Toy” 2019: 🇳🇱 The Netherlands win with “Arcade” 2020: 🇬🇧 United Kingdom win with “Crawley Leisure Park Multiplex”
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Good on ya Portugal!! I mean who would bring a megaphone to Eurovision anyway?
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After 4 years not qualifying, Switzerland serve us a BANGER on a plate and I’m emotional!! 😭😍 🇨🇭🇨🇭🇨🇭
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3 years
Don’t go thinking we didn’t notice! #Eurovision
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4 years
If they don’t play Jaja Ding Dong at the next Eurofest then honestly that is the biggest waste of an opportunity
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3 years
Not my Monzo card thinking I’ve been riding out this pandemic in Sweden on £0.30 a day
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4 years
Tonight marked six years since my mum gave my 18 year old self the best birthday present ever by taking me to Copenhagen for the final of #Eurovision . It was amazing being able to relive that night with my family tonight. P.S. Molly was robbed 😂🇬🇧
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With Jenny Ryan singing Rise Like a Phoenix on #XFactorCelebrity , I am pretty sure we have our first Eurovision song being sung in the competition since this little pocket rocket snatched all our wigs in the 2005 auditions 🙌 #TouchMyFire
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Paul Hollywood when he sees that Manon made a Pain au chocolat on Danish Week: #GBBO 🇩🇰
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When Woody says he doesn’t know Leona Lewis 👀 #TheCircle
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So now Jane McDonald’s technically in the jungle, can we end every episode of #ImACeleb with a cover music video with panning shots of the jungle?
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#LoveIsland be like: Molly Mae: Can’t believe you would treat me like this Michael: That was very childish Maura: I want him and I’ll stamp on any girl in my way Curtis: You’ll regret it if you carry on this argument Amber: Yeah, I’m bothered Joe:
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The class of #Eurovision 2018 have made way for the class of 2019!! 🇮🇱🇳🇱
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6 years
It’s been a long time coming but I have finally finished decorating my bedroom wall 😁
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4 years
I’ve just finished the #Eurovision Movie and honestly, loved every second of it, to hell with the inaccuracies and such, it was epic 😍
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6 years
So jealous of Jack and Dani right now, I’ve always wanted to go on a Balloon Fligth! #LoveIsland
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4 years
I swear all I did was blink once and suddenly the entire Eurovision fandom be like “omg, can’t believe I’m 1️⃣4️⃣ next week”
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British culture is seeing 12 double seats on a train carriage each with only one person sat there and then declaring to yourself “awww, there are no seats”
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4 years
My plans: 2020:
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Mahmood this morning 🇮🇹 #eurovision
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They may think they’re a power couple but there’s only one power couple of Joe and Lucie in my eyes #LoveIsland
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Anyone that says Six Chair Challenge on #XFactor is the most brutal thing on Reality TV, I think you need to experience or be reminded of these absolute SAVAGE scenarios!!
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Be honest, half of you are watching #LoveIsland with a pad and pen taking notes so you can get a viral tweet aren’t you?
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When you’re hosting MelFest at 8 but back on the easyJet check in desk at 10 #melfest
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5 years
I. WANT. TO. SPEAK. TO. THE. MANAGER.
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3 years
Happy 10 years Italia!!
@Eurovision
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Tonight, we will make an announcement that every Eurovision fan will remember for the rest of his or her life...
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My heart goes out to @surieofficial last night, I can’t imagine how scary that moment must have been and the level of courage she had to smash the second part of the song was phenomenal. Regardless of position, I am proud to say you represented us ❤️🇬🇧
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The Sexy Fish waitress calling her manager for back up on Jess Glynne
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The heart being removed from the end of the #Eurovision is the equivalent of getting down to just the Bounty’s in a box of Celebrations after Christmas
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How mad is it to think that there are 6 year old Dutch kids that have only ever known their country as a Eurovision powerhouse 🇳🇱
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We love a good bandwagon don’t we 😂 #eurofansarebeautiful
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Guess your favourite’s flying off to Nice for his first ever #JuniorEurovision then ✈️🫣😂🇫🇷
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Am I reading too deeply into this or have #TheChase actually paid homage to Henry VIII and his six wives with today’s contestants? 😂
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Sooooo, I’ve just booked some flights 😍✈️🇮🇱 I nearly wasn’t going to #Eurovision this year...
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Omg, I can’t believe I’ve turned up for work today and the shopping centre have put out the bunting for @SamRyderMusic 🥺👏🇬🇧
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6 years
Hmmm, who does Lilly Among Clouds remind me of?? 🤔🇩🇪 #ULFI
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2 years
Fun fact, with this now officially being the 4th #Eurovision in a row not held in the capital city, this now matches the longest streak of this happening since the very first 4 contests.
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Those that are blaming Brexit for us coming last in #eurovision are the same people that haven’t even heard our song, let alone the others. We came last because someone needs to tell the BBC to clean her shit up as Megan McKenna would say
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7 years
You know Eurovision's a distant memory when there are no flags in your 'frequently used emojis'
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4 years
I swear we love to revive this hashtag at any excuse don’t we? 😬😂 Happy New Year everybody!! 🎉🎉 #EurofamUnite
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DIY Euroclub Night 4 in full swing!! How does it keep getting better 🇭🇷 #Eurovision
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