Listen don’t get me wrong
Love to have Guentzel and his pretzel sounding last name for the bolts. Big piece
HOWEVER THE 91 INKED INTO MY ARM IS LITERALLY BURNING WITH EVERY PASSING MINUTE SIGN THE SAME MAN
UPDATE: absolute fucking moron publicly admits that he has never once felt the touch of a women while attempting beat a dead horse over a player who is in the top of the league
@TBLightning
@FriedgeHNIC
UPDATE: Nikita Kucherov underwent a successful vaginoplasty on Tuesday and will miss approximately the rest of the season with a lower body injury. He will be 100% healthy for the playoffs.
This man got rejected once by a woman who knew more about hockey than him so now he goes around publicly admitting that he both has the smallest dick ever AND that he physically cannot be in the same room w/ a woman w/o stress vomiting & shitting like the fucking loser he is
‼️ATTENTION EVERYONE‼️
I want to thank you all for your unwavering efforts in the tattoo giveaway campaign. I’m happy to announce, after hard work and dedication (and all of your insta handles)
I WON THE TATTOO!!
Thank you all. I love you k bye
Stamkos on
@TSN_Sports
about signing with Nashville:
“You know, this morning when I woke up, we knew we were going to make a decision to be somewhere else. And that was exciting for my wife and I, and our kids and our family. And like I said, just to have a team show as much
Bro my Facebook filled with people having babies and getting married meanwhile I'm over here drunk tweeting about my hockey team and tbh I think I'm winning in life 🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️
I meant to post this like 3 days ago but damn it dude, when I say that the me I am now is EXACTLY who I wanted to be when I was younger is insane. Poggers in chat for the glow up 😇😇🥰🥰
The 2021 EPCOT International Food & Wine Festival presented by
@CORKCICLE
has officially begun, uncorking 129 consecutive days of tasty fun at
#WaltDisneyWorld
Resort. Here's a look at some of the fun foodie festivities:
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