Liam Cionaoith
@LiamJKenna
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The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn’t exist.
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James O’Brien might be the best bloke on earth. Fair play for not losing his rag.
@mrjamesob
I would like to buy you a pint (to the value of £4.10).
'How hard do you wave your flag while booing England players? Why are you using up a seat a proper fan could have?'
James O'Brien's fiery clash with a caller who boos footballers taking the knee.
@mrjamesob
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@tonlegend2
@FAWales
@Teamgrassroots_
@DirtyFootbaIIer
@SouthWalesFA
@swpolice
Fuck me that was hard to read.
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Some non-league managers are absolute whoppers, fair play. Tweeting like they are Pep when they have won fuck all. Up the old school who have been there and done it 🤝
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Hey
@SWTFootballClub
can you clarify that you are offering players money while begging for money for floodlights? Your community page blocked me for asking if you offered a player £200 a game.
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UPDATE: Justin is awake. Doesn’t really know why he’s in hospital but Dean Thomas is with him. He’s been referred to mental health unit.
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Ian Poulter saying in Full Swing that he wants to provide for his family and he’s missed birthdays etc that’s why he went to LIV yet in the next clip he’s having a putting competition with his kids on his private jet, counting his £28 million career earnings. Just retire?
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UPDATE:
@DeanoThomass
and I have had hundreds of messages regarding our brother Justin. He was airlifted to Morriston hospital and in an induced coma. Thanks to everyone reaching out and thanks to Clive, Laurence Job and Liam Cole for getting there so quick🙏❤️
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Four years ago today I danced my last dance. Dislocated knee. Worst six months of my life.
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Stop offering players £200 a week and you might be able to afford it. Cowboys.
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7 years ago today. Another team of the month award. Not many teams at that level would beat us.
@C_Arnott14
@Marc_Arns10
@SeaniBee
@DarylSm87737345
@superbendy24
@SamPerrin_
@MrFish82
@Croftyjoe
@yasinb1
@LeonWeller
@WGCFC
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“If Mason Mount doesn’t train for five days you still have to pick him.”
Ashley Cole 22/6/21
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Farcelona. Geezer is an ex pro in his bio. YTS at West Ham, played one game for Preston reserves and he’s 20 stone at the age of 35. Sacked at every club he’s been at and claps when the plane lands
@MarceCollington
“How you dealing with the divorce?”
Hatfield chairman:
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Stop calling Astrid Wett and Elle Brooke “pornstars” If I set up my own team I’m not a footballer.
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If you’re struggling - talk to someone. Talk to anyone. This is shit.
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Remember when Villa had to play the under 18s against Liverpool in the FA Cup?
Brendan Rodgers says he has 9 players unavailable through illness and COVID. The club asked Premier League to look at postponing Spurs game but they refused.
Leicester have NO senior centre-backs left available for tomorrow's fixture.
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When players you play against (and with) when you’re on your way out and they call you old, slow and washed up and knock about with cut socks saying they shouldn’t be playing that level, end up back at step 5 is quite heartwarming.
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Been drinking in the pub with a chap for 3 years. Today he goes “oh Brentford” I used to captain them. He only bloody did too.
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Best team to play in Step 6? Yep.
@WGCFC
@MrFish82
@SamPerrin_
@DarylSmith8585
@SeaniBee
@C_Arnott14
@arnott_marc
@sammyrjames14
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Barnet took 32 to Wrexham last night for a 6-0 defeat. Fair fucking play, lads.
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I can’t listen to Dion Dublin unless he’s telling me where the stairs to the bedrooms are.
#EnglandvsMalta
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Yeah she’s not bad mate, thanks for asking.
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Of all the things that wind me up and there’s thousands, number one has to be: people spelling ‘he’s’ as ‘his’
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4 weeks old today. Mummy deserves a wine for being an absolute superhero ❤️
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My mate’s new venture. Get down the Our Mutual Friend tomorrow.
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Jack Grealish.
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£5 a game for being Welsh. Killed me.
what is the worst thing you have seen on a fines list at football?
i'll start - you would get a fine for being the first to confirm your availability in the team groupchat.
Deep it, fined for being on point 😭😭😭
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We’ve had the YouTubers do it, why not a Spartan South Midlands fight night?
Kenna v The Bitcoin Bummer
@Jackwoods2020
v The Wembley Div
@blundenm8
v Anyone he’s upset
@DanJWelchy
v The Sun
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Be a bit difficult, that’s 9am.
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The people taking the piss out of this spunk half their wages a week on gambling. A win is a win, Chief. 👍
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Only Arsenal fans could hammer Xhaka for 3 years and then demand £50 million for him. Different breed, that lot.
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Everyone is congratulating Gemma on the gruelling 19 hour labour and wishing her a happy birthday for today. She dislocated my finger during birth. I don’t think I’ve had the sympathy I deserve.
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I’ve had 46 notifications. England better fucking win the Euros 👀
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“Juan, stop trying to nutmeg people in our own box”
“Shh chi chi, just kick people and pass me the ball.”
RIP my man. Can’t believe this has happened man. WTF.
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Seen a few of these so I’ll have a go:
Best XI I’ve played with in non-league
Kai McKenzie-Lyle/Jack Farmer
Sam Perrin/Stephen Brooks
Dean Gilbert
Jack Dekanski
Sean Brettell/Josh Furness
Daryl Smith
Ben Spaul
Lewis Barker
Harry Holland
Joel Norris
Craig Arnott
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@WeahsCousin
And then his cousin chimes in with:
“Who’s going to be the winner? Obviously the man with green jacket at the end! ….but no seriously it’s wide open, so much talent on show”
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Ozzy Osbourne closing the Commonwealth Games in Birmingham is incredible for many reasons. Mainly because I’m sure he’s been dead for 8 years.
#ClosingCeremony
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I’m not great at golf but I’ve knocked 18 shots off from when I started. Needed 14 last 3 holes to shoot 95 today. My joint best. Went 8,7,6.
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“Good luck today tho, when you run it sounds like 2 skeletons wanking in a dustbin. Hope you last 45 at least”
One of my favourite texts ever. ⚽️
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Proper champions. Hardly trained. Hardly any wages. Loved a beer.
@WGCFC
@c_arnott14
@DarylSmith8585
@SeaniBee
@sammyrjames14
@SamPerrin_
@LeonWeller
@superbendy24
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So I’ve captained a club to league titles you’ve been sacked as manager of 3 times. Played pro. Country. Not massively overweight or fleecing young lads out of money to join an “academy” which is illegal and have the cheek to call it “Marcelona” you egotistical fraud.
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What a goal.
Here we go!
Draw ✅
50th appearance ✅
Fat ✅
Good looking ✅
MOTM ✅
Yellow ✅
Being called boring ✅
Nearly winning the game in the 88th minute with a left foot sidewinder ✅
After a couple of horrendous weeks on and off the pitch it’s nice to have something positive.
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Hi
@bet365
after you have admitted you’ve had a nightmare and changed the odds from 9/1 to 5/4 even though I placed the bet at 9/1 in good faith, could you please change my stake to 10p as I realised I made a mistake with my stake. You absolute cowboys. Thanks.
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How is that a red card? 😂 the Swansea player kicks the ball away when Lansbury is mid swing 😂 so many people haven’t kicked a ball in their lives.
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Stony Stratford away on a Tuesday night in January. Leave work early, changing rooms smaller than my shed and you have to get a cab to the pitch. Luckily they were shit.
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The most handsome man in non-league. Go well Bobby Buchanan
@Robbiebuchy
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NEW SIGNING 🚨
Our second signing of the day is Robbie Buchanan! We are delighted to bring him to the club and excited to see what else he has in store for us this season! Welcome!
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I know my football 🙈
If there’s a worse team in the Championship than Coventry I’ll be surprised.
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Some back five that. Four years ago and the last time I could run.
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Things that annoy me about pre season:
Running.
Players who are clearly not good enough.
“Minutes in the tank”.
“Goal and assist today…” playing against a team three steps below in a friendly.
“We go again Tuesday”
Running.
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Harry Maguire
Name something which is far more expensive than it has any right to be...
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Charlie Joy turning up for a Baldock game with an actual parrot on his shoulder.
Nearly at 300 Followers 👀
Let’s have a bit of fun today, send in your funniest stories from your time in non league….
DMs are available for anonymous entries 👀🤣
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Congratulations to everyone at
@hadleyfc
. A classy club with good people involved. Well done
@ercansurge
and
@Plumby03
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Three years ago today changed my live forever. Happy birthday Daisy Ann Kenna. 🦄🎉🎂
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@thecoldend
@99_atletico
@ChellsRoversFC
Should have been a foul for a blatant push in the back anyway.
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£960 for UEFA B and this for UEFA A. No wonder you get some clowns managing in non league. “If ya got the money….”
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Aston Villa sold Cameron Archer for £18 million and had a relegation clause and first option for £7 million and signed him back. Then Kellyman they sold to Hull and had a 30% sell on clause so they bought him back. Monchi is either a genius or a money laundering bastard.
#AVFC
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@cs_roseIMUO
@kimnbarry0630
@kylewalker115
@AVFCOfficial
Imagine correcting someone and then saying plane instead of blame 😂
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What an outfit. Some unreal footballers and some proper weird men.
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Football training and plane spotting. Not bad for a 2 year old
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I hate to tell you this, Nige, but Shane Warne put your wife through the covers for four.
A wonderful, wonderful, story about Shane ❤️
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Gareth Bale is an absolute joke. If he liked playing football he would be serious levels.
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Fed up of being told to “be strong” and “it’ll be ok”.
In the last 11 months:
Split up with Daisy’s mum
Brother hanged himself
Mum got cancer
(All in space of a few weeks)
Auntie died
Grandpa died
Mate got murdered
(All in space of a few weeks)
I don’t want to be strong.
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@SSML2022
@AFC_Welwyn
You’re a good bloke mate. If you ever need a chat, I’ll talk you through some of my goals. Just DM me if you need to mate.
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@LlanelliV
@willynumber11
@roganmatthews
@Connors2476
@NoelMooney13
@WalesVets
@markdavies1998
Fair play Willy. Whoever did your running deserves two caps.
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Geezer ran the length of Africa and raised £500,000. Some old bloke walked to the end of garden and raised £5,000,000 and got his his daughter a new extension.
BREAKING: 'Hardest Geezer' Russ Cook successfully runs the length of Africa
@hardestgeezer
📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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I’d go home.
YOU DECIDE:
You have been invited to a
#Tottenham
Hotspur charity night.
You have a choice of four tables to sit at for dinner and drinks.👇🏼
What TABLE would you choose? 🤔
#THFC
#COYS
#SPURS
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Playing for Cockfosters against WGC after leaving WGC Daryl Smith almost broke my leg with a stinker of a tackle and then the WGC boys ripped my club polo off and set it on fire.
Nearly at 300 Followers 👀
Let’s have a bit of fun today, send in your funniest stories from your time in non league….
DMs are available for anonymous entries 👀🤣
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