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"Kids, the only way to succeed is to chip away at the soul and hope that by the time you get there you ain't singin'"
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@literally_chad
His friendship with Abe was honestly very heartwarming. It's like they genuinely liked each other, not just some superficial diplomatic relationship. They were always smiling around each other
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@Goodtweet_man
I forgot who said it but there's a theory of comedy that I really like. Comedy story telling happens in two modes:
1) Wacky characters in mundane situations
2) Mundane characters in wacky situations
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@shoe0nhead
I'd bet my next paycheck that these people are also the "I don't need God to be a good person" types.
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@AltHistCody
The main reason why I hate TLJ is because they relegated him to a tertiary side plot that meant literally nothing, leaving him completely undeveloped for the finale
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@Maejor4Congress
@Atlanta_Police
Good kids dont commit armed robbery and shoot security guards
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@ReviewsPossum
Finn is the main reason why I hate the sequels. They got a great actor and loaded him up with potential, and then squandered him
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@AltHistCody
Also sometimes janitoring is skilled labor, depending on the scope of their work. Some janitors do plumbing and electrical
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@danbellock
@iamSauceGardner
Dan definitely got divorced, lost custody, and then started dating 18-19 y/o Chinese women online
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@AmbrosiaSun
So why would you encourage the building of a new temple after Christ already established His church?
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@TheEbonyMaw
If it was just the first tweet I think I'd think it's funny. It's the follow-up tweet that would piss me off.
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@moonlit_misfit
Lol thinking that you get to pick and choose which demons come out of Pandora's box
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@MarcoMenchini10
@StJoeFanClub
You're an embarrassment to Italians worldwide. Change who you are.
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@AdamKinzinger
Wow I didn't know that being a FORMER congressman gave you the authority to strip your equals in rank of their service.
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@grisachman
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Oh, so you're turning away from trans ideology and the LGBTQ community?
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@zerhax
@Lanetrain74
@angelinunu
@LilTaybepoppin
I'm actually very happy because I'm not married to another man
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@esjesjesj
"Nazism is when you don't want to live in a studio apartment in a city full of garbage, violence, and human waste"
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@zerhax
@Lanetrain74
@angelinunu
@LilTaybepoppin
Just trying to get people to stop destroying society is all 🤷♂️
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