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@LeftOf_Normal
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on the right side of wrong.misfit.good heart.dirty mind.kind soul. black sheep.wild.flawed.childlike in wonder. romantic in revolt.odd in the most wondrous ways
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Twitter 69 - you retweet me, I'll retweet you.
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My therapist told me "Write letters to the people you hate, and then burn them." Did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
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Just gave your address to some really big spiders.
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This too isn't passing as quickly as I'd like it to.
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Please don't mistake me for an adult because of my age.
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I hate it when I have to be nice to someone I really want to throw a brick at :/
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Some people lie and say they love you... some lie and say they don't.
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Gol gappe prices are hitting 5 for 50, but no, everyone's just worried about petrol.
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Half of my TL is horny and the other half wants to die.
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Have you ever loved anyone so much that nobody else looks attractive to you?
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People don't have to like you, and you don't have to care.
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Let them suffer with who they thought was better than you.
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but take mixed signals as a NO.
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It's crazy how nobody in this world is perfect, but everyone is so judgemental.
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Heat causes everything to expand.
I'm not fat. I'm hot.
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Not everyone who's nice to you is flirting...some of us were raised to be well mannered.
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You're either their password or the reason they drink and write sad poetry.
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I like to leave people with whatever weird reality they have chosen.
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Everytime I let someone know me too much...I regret it.
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When you drink that whiskey to forget your love for me, I hope it burns like hell and you drown in misery.
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My husband hasn't called me beautiful as much as men in my dm requests have.
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The average person falls asleep within 7 minutes.
Who? Who are these people? Where do they come from?
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Stop thinking that you don't matter. You don't, but stop thinking about it.
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Sometimes, things have to end for better things to start.
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The cool thing about Twitter is that you're never the craziest one here.
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The real lockdown would be if the internet stopped working!
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Not all who wander are lost. Some are just husbands trying to avoid chores.
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Don't forget to over-react before thinking rationally and logically.
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I'm sorry I'm not suffering the way you expected me to. Happy to keep you disappointed.
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After writing an angry email...read it carefully, then delete it.
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Make someone happy today....
Leave them alone and mind your own business.
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There are two types of people in the world: those who are boring and those who are crazy, and they're often married to each other.
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Life goes on, with or without whoever or whatever.
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Learn to say no; some people feel no shame when they take advantage of your niceness.
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I'm at that amazing age where boys and their dads, both flirt with me!!
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The only men good at communicating are the ones you're not interested in.
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I don't know who needs to hear this but there is life after a break-up. Don't be afraid to fall in love again.
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People say I look good for my age.
But, looking good has no age.
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Stay away from still people... people who are still angry, still complaining, still hating...
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I'm not thin...I have just the right amount of fat in the right places.
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Did you polish your shoes with chalk and duster or were you normal?
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3 baje tak kutte bhaunkte rehte hain, 4 baje se chidiya chillana shuru kar deti hain.... insaan soye to kab?? 😡
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70 yr old married men are still trying their luck with women half their age. Dude, grow up, you're almost dead... but I admire the confidence.
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I don't believe in love at first sight, but I do believe in sudden disinterest.
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Imagine pure chemistry...no chasing, no trying to save them...just pure, raw, organic connection!!
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Of course, people change, not necessarily the way you would want them to.
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I swear, 2018 went
Januaryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Februarymarchaprilmayjune
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There's a lot of peace in being silent and selective.
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Not to brag but I can trip over things that aren't even there!
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Blocked all ugly people, so if you're seeing this post, I'm not done.
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Sometimes, you need to make a "not-to-do" list, too.
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We don't walk away to teach them a lesson. We walk away because we finally learnt ours.
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Don't worry about what people think about you. They probably don't think about you at all.
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Don't forget to overthink and put yourself in a bad mood.
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I'm at an age where memories fade faster than the tan.
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Only if losing weight was as easy as losing motivation to lose weight.
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The reason why some people like me is the same reason why some people don't.
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I don't know who needs to hear this but you're brave, you're beautiful, you're smart, you're strong and you're loved.
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Just a friendly reminder that none of it matters.
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If you believe in rumours before hearing my side of the story...you don't deserve to hear my side of the story.
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The most important thing to remember is that nobody asked you.
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but Valentine's Day is not the only day of the year nobody loves you!
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Anyone fell in love with me yet, or do I have to keep writing tweets?
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More than the lungs, covid plays with your mind. Never has any other disease made one so anxious.
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10 year olds are writing books??!! When I was 10, I was beating boys, climbing trees, jumping from terraces and scaring my mom to death!
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We're living in a very strange, intense chapter of future history books!
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Some people will never "hear" you.
Wish them well and let them go.
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We desperately need to inject common sense in some people.
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I tell everyone "I'm fine" because what are they gonna do anyway if I'm not?
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Twitter is a safe place for people with a few screws loose.
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Do something nice for someone today.
Mind your own business and leave them alone.
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Sometimes, you just have to show people how important they aren't.
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My response always is "I'm fine" because even if I'm not, I will be.
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Some of us have to go for therapy because some of you won't!
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Welcome to your 50s,
You hate everyone openly now.
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