Lee Noble
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All views are mine. Head of Digital | Rugby Player | Mental Health First Aider and Advocate | United for my sins đ´đš
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Joined November 2012
World Suicide Prevention Day. 7th Anniversary since Andy took his own life. I wanted to do something different this year, a million miles out of my comfort zone⌠can you tell? đŤ . #WorldSuicidePreventionDay
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#SackVallance and #SackWhitty trending is disgusting. They're two highly qualified medical and public health professionals just giving advice based on scientific data. Just because YOU don't like that advice doesn't mean you get a say on their employment positions. Idiots.
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@BBCWorld "Rapid unscheduled disassembly" is how i'm going to refer to my breakdowns from now on.
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@SkySportsNews Enabling multi-cultururalism has vastly increased the entertainment value of our national sport and giving players the comfort to practice any religeon or belief is part of the inclusivity that makes our country great. A more diverse, accepting societyđ. Well done all involved.
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@SeanGal1979 @MUFCScoop Theyâd be fucking whinged at for getting a jet yet youâre whinging at them for taking a normal flight? Canât fucking win can they.
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@tom_usher_ I absolutely love doing this. I think theyâre starting to cotton on now though
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@TheConnorCain "They told me I should become an F1 driver but I said no chance, I already make shit loads in computers"
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Tell you whatâs depressing about the Rashford article. Youâd hope that upon reading it, youâd have fans coming out and backing a local manc lad who obviously loves the club. Why wouldnât you? Surely everyone wants Marcus at his best?. But modern football and twitter fans. Shite.
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Read the replies, click the profiles and then look at their more recent tweets. Literally couldnât make it up. Everyone buzzing for sir Jim. And now? Shiny oil money.
Sir Jim Ratcliffe wants to buy a stake in Manchester United, spokesman tells @DickinsonTimes: âIf the club is for sale, Jim is definitely a potential buyerâ, told The Times. đ¨ #MUFC. âIf was possible, weâd be interested in talking with a view to long-term ownershipâ, added.
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Did this fella just say Rashford has been âprotectedâ by the media? Have you been living under a rock for 5 years?.
I have never seen this kind of protection by the UK media for a player ever!!!. When u look back at his career what has he done to deserve this much protection?. He's had two decent seasons numbers-wise. That's literally it.
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@prov1jcb2 @henrywinter Oh fuck off, what does how much you get paid have to do with it being ok to do your highly physical job with a broken bone? . My dadâs a labourer and wouldnât go to fucking work with a broken back you embarrassment.
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@tylerduran21 @twilightlustt As a British, I would also like to contribute:. "Fucking Hell" but shortened and pronounced as:. "Kinell".
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Do you reduce the usage of lights within your home to:. âŞď¸ Save money on your electricity bill.đ Reduce resemblance of "Blackpool Illuminations". #OmittedUKCensusQuestions.
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@georgeewhiite Probably because youâre hitting him with phrases like âball strikingâ and âsystemâ . Fella knows 4-4-2.
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After the latest briefing shit show, more and more people are questioning how on earth did Boris become Prime Minister. A lying, disgraceful, unsympathetic, hypocritical shameful mess from start to finish. And thereâs 41 FUCKING THOUSAND PEOPLE DEAD. Time for him to fuck off.
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@thosegrose It devastates me that all of us in Britain are tarred with the same cockney accent brush. We donât all sound like that đ˘.
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@samuelluckhurst He is. Lamela should be on a yellow by now and that was a foul on James. Taking the piss.
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@HolidaiSon @SkySportsNews Because being "straight" is regarded as the "norm"; and for many many years people were berrated, thrown in prison and killed (in some places in the world all of that STILL HAPPENS); just for people "seeing who they want to see". So yes, it's a big deal for people.
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Ahh I see the bots are out panicking over their imminent downfall of the current shite of a government so they've got #NeverLabour trending. Enjoy it while it lasts! Time is nearly up for you lot :).
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@Sean_Quigley17 They must have boosted the post with ads to get that many viewsâŚ. To put into context, Twitterâs reported CPM (cost per thousand impressions) is $0.65 which means to get the amount of views this has, wouldâve cost around $430,000!.
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@DavidMckay79 @Therebel882 Or as my favorite analogy entails:. If you've been to Tenerife, he's been to Elevenerife. Classic.
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@OrangeMentosSzn @UtdXclusive Youâre welcome to support someone else if you donât like the manager pal.
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@FabrizioRomano @piersmorgan You don't get to decide that, the manager does. You're not bigger than the manager or the club; thanks for being a legend of Manchester United but it's time to go.
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@EllisCole_ Comparison, Disturbed at Download this weekend. Go down, youâre pulled back up. (I couldnât see what I was recording hence why I only caught the empty side đ)
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@MarcusRashford @spectator These are the real stories that matter mate. Let the haters get themselves all worked up about you x
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@flatdietcoke @thediyora Never forget the time that Pitbull; renowned lyricist; rhymed Kodak with. Kodak
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@GaryLineker @cesc4official @AlexScott @MicahRichards Camera coverage and decisions to change to studio is not the presenters decision before anyone starts. Gary, Alex, Cesc and Micah were fantastically humane and sensitive. Well done, and most importantly get well soon @ChrisEriksen8 x.
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@mollym0gs Itâs purposefully high so the discounts they give you make you feel like youâre getting a great deal (even though after the deal itâs still expensive, it feels like itâs worth it).
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@804RightBacks Ask yourself which one is being used as the yardstick and youâll get an answer as to which ones better :).
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@sportbible Footballer - Lionel Messi.F1 driver - Lewis Hamilton.Boxer - Muhammad Ali.MMA fighter - don't watch enough to comment .Tennis player - Roger Federer.American Football player - Tom Brady .Golfer - Tiger Woods.
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@CaraLisette âYouâre poor and you think you deserve light entertainment? Disgusting. Asking for handouts from the tax payer when youâve got a *checks notes* JVC streaming freeview with a fire stick!â.
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@nazirafzal Mad how we ended up with someone worse than Patel; didnât think it was possible đ.
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@sportbible Ridiculous generalisation. The fact is that Football is the easiest sport to play which makes it the most accessible in the world - that's a fact. So considering it IS the biggest sport in the world with billions of people playing; those at the top are even more impressive.
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@GuillemBalague Why are we all of a sudden including the total wage expenditure over the contract period in the transfer fee now? Never usually do that? Is it because itâs United and people are clutching at straws to find how they can spin this as a bad deal somehow?.
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@talkSPORT @GNev2 Man notorious for sharing his views on large platform annoyed at another man for sharing their views on large platform.
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@ROUNDTHEBEND__ Just remembered - The Millstone in northern quarter manc. Great craic when youâre smashed but rough. I stayed in one of their rooms once as well and the fucking floor was slanted in the bedroom. If you fell out of bed youâd roll out the door.
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@AdamCrafton_ I dunno, I think if anyone can call themselves that it's someone who has literally ran the length of Africa.
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@prxshh18x @nocontextfooty âNot a goal worth celebratingâ you clearly donât play sport.
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@PatchMcScratchy Different world that than up here int' north. Friday night i'll be in someone's garden with a cocktail of Newcastle Brown Ale and Guinness whilst standing too close to a fire lit in a bin talking about metal and gravy.
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@zohayerrr This obsession with a sacked manager is weird. He was not good enough, delivered zero trophies. Move on.
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@RyeH23 @England @alessiarusso7 Whoâs arsed, no one says âoh but they didnât score the first timeâ when someone gets the rebound off a penalty đ.
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@joshpearson180 Just occurred to me - left footer but right handed darts? That's interesting, don't know many that aren't all one-sided in terms of preferred side.
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@frxzz_ @TrollFootball Second half is Unitedâs kids against Liverpoolâs first team and they scored a fourth?.
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@Hayley__94x My ultimate go to is:. - bottle of smart water with a berocca in it.- can of white monster.- 2 paracetamol, 2 ibuprofen, 1 nexium. Right as rain in about 15-20 mins; the only side effect is that you can actually hear colours and your heart actively tries to get out.
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@Macosta2547 @IanWright0 @ArsenalinVeins Ian Wright is an Arsenal legend my friend. Know what youâre talking about before commenting.
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@BCMzema I think this wasnât actually because they were Nazi supporting; Bayern were one of a few clubs with strong Jewish heritage and were forced to have the Swastika as part of the logo to continue existing. They were referred to as a Judenklub; derogatory antisemitic term.
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@Amy__Macdonald As an Englishman, we had the disappointment of watching David Seaman get lobbed by Ronaldinho in a school hall when I was a kid. Welcome to the club!.
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@Connor_McB269 @fiagirly Continuous awareness. Thatâs the point of this. Keep it in the spotlight.
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@BBCMOTD But let me guess, that plant pot reckons Barca are even though itâs us that knocked them out?.
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@nytimes This morning on my commute to work, I was driving along and very generously slowed to allow an oncoming car through a small gap. There was no âthank youâ wave.
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I donât think a lot of United fans realise how lucky we are to have someone as good as SIR Dave Brailsford involved. Iâve admired Dave for a long time thanks to 2012 success for team GB at the Olympics. Heâs a sporting behemoth, the kind the biggest club in the world deserves.
A quick insight into the drive and determination to win from Sir Dave Brailsford. This is a fantastic attitude, one that I can imagine will become infectious to those working with him at United. These are the sort of people we need at the club - failing should hurt, and you
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@FootyAccums @TimesSport Holding him hostage at this point. ÂŁ100m for a 30 year old with a year left on his contract? He's become your top goalscorer, done everything possible for your club and still making it hard for him to leave. That club won't ever have success with Levy at the helm.
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@OrangeMentosSzn @UtdXclusive Last time I checked weâve won many more trophies and finished above spurs regularly so; Iâll keep going and watching my local team while you live in your stupid little fantasy land eh :).
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@AdamJoseph____ @AdamMcKola The spending versus United arguments are so weak because thatâs not the issue. The issue isnât how much City have spent, itâs how they inflated payments to satisfy FFP to lay the foundations for this current period. The foundations of this current success are built on doping.
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@Anto_Gone_Crazy @SkySportsNews Or in this specific case, for an auction raising money for an Autism charity!.
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@IanDunt Does this mean that Captain Hindsight was actually Captain Fucking Right All Along?.
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@FootyAccums I actually thought Dier and Maguire were very good tonight. They had one chance where Walker (who should be replaced with Trippier) went to sleep.
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@Mundane_Matthew Itâs the dialogue of him asking for this picture to be taken that makes it really sad. âCome on this will show them, just get a picture of me here like this. no I donât care if people are looki. no just⌠just take the fucking picture alright.â.
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@SwedishRumble So basically, SJR has gone for a controlling stake in multiple ways since the beginning and was rejected. But still managed to find a way to get them agree to SOMETHING so that they start to relinquish some control and seemingly with plans to get more. Some "Glazer 2.0" eh.
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@StoolFootball 0, maybe 1??. Iâm not slating the lad but heâs playing in non-league đ the gap in quality between that league and the Premier League is huge.
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@poshgracie @kelseyprice_ Bill Gates once said "Hire a lazy person to do a hard job. Why? Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it." - I try and find easier ways to do things every day. It's called finding efficiency!.
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@mattjlfs Iâve been to Barca a few times in the past n it was impossible not to daydream about how much of an embarrassment Iâd be if I bumped into him just chilling down la rambla. Saw him bang a free kick against Sevilla n near enough fucking died in the stands let alone meeting him.
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@FootyAccums Imagine winning the World Cup 7 days before Christmas đ¤đĽ´. Country would explode.
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Dear intern, I once accidentally sent an email with an embarrassing autocorrect to the CEO and Directors of my company asking for their thoughts on approaching. The Penis Regulator. Instead of The Pension Regulator.
This "Dear intern" trend is so good, I have loads to share.
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@UTDMist You mean, you checked my location and realised I was an actual fan rather than an e red? Why did you quote Manchester as if itâs a made up place? Itâs where the club you support is based. and most of us have the same opinion as me. He should never play for us again.
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@Calvbetton If people want to pay to go and throw their beer about in celebration and knowingly accept this is whatâs going to happen then why is everyone so arsed about what they do?.
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@CAFCaalex @F_Edits I get where you're coming from but that's not AI or 'Machine Learning' as it's more specifically named. Algorithms making decisions based on changing variables/stimulus is a form of AI. Getting fixtures from a predetermined set of rules isn't.
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Can see a rainbow, ending at Old Trafford. Thought it was supposed to be gold at the end of a rainbow, not a pot of mediocrity and relegation battle. @talkSPORT @FootyAccums @BBCSport
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@FootyAccums @talkSPORT I get where youâre coming from but, if you think about it from his perspective: last one season with Ipswich (theoretically) and your stock goes down with relegation. Or take the Brighton job and stay up relatively comfortably (theoretically).
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@PoliticsJOE_UK But what if ambulances need to get through? That's what is usually said isn't it?.
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@FootyAccums @90min_Football Would be a good signing for them. Heâs good for United but has been vilified for too long and a move out of the limelight will be good for him and England.
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@MartinSLewis @RishiSunak It needs to be done. I heard this morning that they were planning a 5p/l cut on fuel duty. ?? Is that it? That'll make a huge difference going from 1.87 to 1.82. Tax the companies charging these prices, not the consumer!.
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@England @MarcusRashford It's pretty sad really isn't it that a young English lad has gone above and beyond to use his platform for good, helping those less fortunate; and the replies are still full of hate. I don't know whether it's just Twitter in a huge state of decline, or society itself. Shame.
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@OeztunaliParty @fiago7 Widely reported to have been Albanians attacking Serbs and English - weâre not perfect away fans but this wasnât us.
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