Learned Hands Podcast🏳️🌈
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Two real world attorneys ( @maestermerry & @clintw ) explore the legal and ethical dilemmas posed in ASOIAF. Not legal advice OBVIOUSLY. learnedhandspod @gmail .com
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🩸⚖️OYEZ, OYEZ⚖️🧀
In this very special 🚨EMERGENCY POD🚨 Merry & Clint go in depth and loooooooong on
#HouseOfTheDragon
and the dueling trailers they've released for season 2.
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Ned Stark leaving the Tower of Joy (283 AC)
George Santos just left Tim Burchett’s office with a baby in his arms. When asked if it was his baby, he said “not yet.”
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listen, we're gonna have to talk about the feet scene.
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BREAKING: the Supreme Court has ruled 6-3 that the Red Wedding was not a violation of Guest Right.
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Janos Slynt departs for the Wall (299 AC)
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The best part about that ending is that it’s going to make Lindaaa mad for three (3) different reasons
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Which fictional character stormed the Capitol on January 6?
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RIP to the best to ever do it. Without Attewell, this podcast and a good portion of the ASOIAF community does not exist.
We shall never see his like again.
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NotABlog is also NotAContract.
(In case you wanted our NotALegalOpinion).
p.s. GRRM has been on writing roll, please don’t be an ass and use today to spread bad vibes.
George R.R. Martin says if 'The Winds of Winter' isn't out by July 29, 2020, fans can imprison him
(via
@GRRMspeaking
| )
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Which fictional character stormed the Capitol on January 6?
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hey just curious who likes A KNIGHT’S TALE
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Don’t buy Rise of the Dragon. We hope
@GRRMspeaking
cuts ties with Linda and Elio for these reasons and many more.
A thread of Linda being unapologetically intolerant and bigoted since 1974 🧵
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Pretty convinced that the first shot is the Great Council of 101 AC and the second is the actual ballot box that elected Viserys over Laenor. You can see the two people walking together down the center aisle in the main hall at Harrenhal.
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In consideration for his leal service as a learned Hand of the King, as well as Master of Laws, the Westerosi Bar Association has awarded LYONEL STRONG with an honorary WBA number and hallowed place in our member roll.
@GavinSpokes
RIP to a real one. ✋👑
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she's a 10 but she's charged with incest, regicide, deicide, and fornication
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Lyanna Stark at the Tourney of Harrenhal (281 AC)
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The best part about that ending is that it’s going to make Lindaaa mad for three (3) different reasons
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Cersei Lannister meets Rhaegar Targaryen at the Tourney at Lannisport (276 AC)
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so anyway we’re trying Stannis for murder
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the Others marching on the Fist of the First Men
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The Learned Hands podcast
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Meet the ‘elite’ couples breeding to save mankind.
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Rudy Giuliani, if you’re out there, none of what we say can be construed as legal advice because these are FICTIONAL laws and we are definitely NOT. YOUR. LAWYERS.
Rudy Giuliani thinks Game of Thrones was a "famous documentary about fictitious medieval England"
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who is the most Irish character in ASOIAF
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what would you wear to a Westerosi wedding?
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There are other tidings you should hear…
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Oyez, Oyez!⚖️Learned Hands, the Official Podcast of the Westerosi Bar Association⚖️is now in session with Episode 15: "The Horny Trial Of Rhaegar Targaryen”
The Topic: Should Rhaegar Targaryen go to Horny Jail, bonk?
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THE HORNY PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN. We have closed off the voting on the crucial two part inquiry as to whether Rhaegar Targaryen should be sent to horny jail, bonk.
We received (no shit) 69 ballots. 😏
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Many people are asking, they come up to us with tears in our eyes and say "Sir... Sir... please do an emergency trailer reaction pod, it would make HOTD great again." That's what we're gonna do, folks. We are gonna get a better deal, we're going to make people very happy again.
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I spy a very strong and LEARNED HAND of the King.
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"..so the dragons and *fear of dragons* is what made the Targaryens very secure in their power" -
@GRRMspeaking
confirming
@StevenAttewell
's Dracocracy theory.
Little by little, the seeds of war spread throughout the realm.
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Even if you are fully vaccinated the CDC recommends that you refrain from serving your guests bread and salt before slaughtering them at dinner
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You guys we are going to get a Trial of the Seven 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
A century before
@GameofThrones
, there was Ser Duncan the Tall and his squire, Egg.
Executive produced by George R. R. Martin, Ira Parker, Ryan Condal, and Vince Gerardis, A Knight of the
#SevenKingdoms
: The Hedge Knight has received a straight to series order.
#StreamOnMax
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Guess what podcast has two hands and a shiny new profile pic by the oh so talented
@sanrixian
? 🧊🔥🙌
#NewProfilePic
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This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in many American cities.
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RIP Rhea Royce she would have loved Cowboy Carter
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Happiest of birthdays to your Learned Hand
@MaesterMerry
! Wish her a happy birthday or we will sue you and your family. -C
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Happy Silver Anniversary to A Song of Ice and Fire
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Ser Criston Cole:
you should be allowed to fight one coworker every business quarter
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Stannis Baratheon, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men, and Protector of the Realm, has entered into COVID-19 health and safety protocols
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wow gosh I wonder what they’re all upset about of only there were a podcast out there that has covered this time of conflict with an eye towards explaining the legal and ethical conflicts in an easily accessible and profanity-laced way
Gods. Kings. Fire. Blood.
@HouseOfDragon
is coming to HBO Max in 2022.
#HouseoftheDragon
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Rhaegar looking for a way out of horny jail
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The Westerosi Bar Association has how raised over $4000 in total donations to international legal aid and access organizations since July 27, 2020
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these two, and 93% of both of their episodes would be talking shit about the other podcast
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Please come on our podcast and tell us whether or not you stole
#Vhagar
Huge massive northern cheers to all the hair n make up team at
@WarnerBrosUK
@HouseofDragon
miss you all 💚 🐉 Leo ps thanks to all fans of the show for follows etc I’m trying to keep up - I promise. But there’s a lot …. What did I do 🤣🤣
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big if true
I did not photoshop this but you *could*
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podcasting about the laws in ASOIAF
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Who is your dream ASOIAF New Years Eve party foursome?
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This is so lovely. Neither of us thought really anyone would listen, it was just a way to pass the time in quarantine.
Thanks so much for all of your time, support, and engagement. It means the world to both of us.
-Merry & Clint
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Who's the definition of a 'stupid person's idea of a clever person'
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Rhaegar Targaryen is now hanging out in horny jail with Anakin Skywalker discussing the impact of chosen one prophecies on arousal and very very bad choices.
-M
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Jacelyn Bywater accepting his promotion to Commander of the Gold Cloaks (299 AC)
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The Iron Bank, the Sealord, and the Faceless Men
What are the three branches of government? [Wrong answers only]
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happy 4/20 weed is officially legal in Westeros
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pictured: Jon Snow's closest companion, who would never leave him, would obey his every command, and who Jon wants to spend the rest of his life with.
also pictured: Ghost
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"That boy had wanted to be Snuffalupagus, but someplace along the way he had become Big Bird instead." -Ser Jaime Lannister
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You arrive at your local Royal compound and see this fine young woman drinking alone.
How do you open?
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how many times will
#HarwinStrong
punch
#CristonCole
in the face in tonight’s
#houseofthedragon
?
#housestrong
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more than 5 times
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not enough times
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GRRM: my fiction contains some evidence of reasonably problematic thoughts I am working out about sex and gender
JK ROWLING: hold my polyjuice potion
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🐉 ⚖️ Oyez! Oyez! 🐉 ⚖️ Hands on HOTD have dropped our *extensive opinions* of concerning the King of the Narrow Sea feat
@fagittarius_jd
!
After hours of deliberation, we conclude that consent is sexy and so is Criston Cole.
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We at Learned Hands are proud to accept the
#Pulitzer
prize for Best Pandemic Legal ASOIAF podcast
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Since it's the central political focus of this episode: On a scale of 1-10, how adequately do you think
#Viserys
is protecting
#Rhaenyra
's claim?
⚖️🐉Oyez! Oyez!🐉⚖️ Learned Hands, the Official Podcast of the Westerosi Bar Association, has issued “Hands on
#HotD
: Episode 3 - Second of His Name”
A legal-ish breakdown of
#HouseoftheDragon
Season 1, Episode 3
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Davos: “Jared of House Frey, I name you a liar.”
Jared:
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for the record we are not affiliated with the Learned Hands Total Landscaping podcast
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*deep sigh*
*puts it on the list of episodes*
Look, all I'm saying is that the Wall is not OSHA compliant
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Writing our ruling on Rohanne’s water rights like:
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On the one hand you have the purest soul in ASOIAF and the practical protagonist of the Seven Kingdoms and on the other you have a magical god-figure who will invade minds WITHOUT CONSENT and ignore pleas for help on his way to continental domination.
Choice is clear VOTE BARTH!
Match 58: Bran Stark, son of Ned( 12) vs Septon Barth (76)
Bran is gonna open up his 3rd eye, surf the weirwood net, & skinchange a dragon! Or he'll be corrupted by the evil forces at work. Barth, a good guy, but I’ll never forgive him for hiding deets about Aerea.
#ASOM2023
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This meal cost me 78 dragons at the Twins. This is why Westerosi think the economy is terrible.
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Happy Podiversary to what many are calling one of the best legal ASOIAF podcasts around. It’s been a fun and amazing four years, and here’s to many more. 🎉🎈🎊🍾
Oyez, Oyez!⚖️Learned Hands: the Official Podcast of the Westerosi Bar Association⚖️ premieres with Episode 1: "The Long Night Court."
We ask: Does the Night's Watch Oath give Lord Commander Jon Snow the Authority to Lead the Wildlings Through the Wall?
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Hey thanks for this! It means a lot to both of us. 💖🖤🥰
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A fantastic tribute, that also contains within it a link where tribute donations can be given to Emergency Workplace Organizing. All donations made to that organization in any amount will qualify towards your 2024 WBA dues at the Amicus Curiae level.
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