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A thread of my 🍅🌸🥗 kalat
Hopefully, I'll be adding more 🤞🤞
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Fully Booked has Sasuke Retsuden tagged as "for mature readers only" 😭
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They look like they got caught doing something naughty 🥲
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Everyone saying Karin's uzumaki genes would have made Sarada a better shinobi when it didn't even help Karin be a better ninja than Sakura
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Hello??? Look at them?? 😍 That smirk and that blush? 😭🍅🌸
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Speaking of forehead pokes, the ultimate expression ofnlove 🥰🍅🌸🥗
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Does this make Sasuke Retsuden CANON for everyone now? 😆
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Skr: *forgets to give ssk a kiss when she comes home*
Ssk:
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Sakura really is just walking around and f*cking the hottest man in the verse 😔
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LookUp Sakura arrived and all the little Sasuke wanted too see miss popular 🥰🍅🌸
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I'm trying to do the math... Sakura is 33 at the start of Boruto and Sarada is 12-13? And Sakura was 19 during the last... she and Sasuke really didn't wait for anything did they?? 😭
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*hyperventilates*
Sasuke in pink Sasuke in pink Sasuke in pink like his wife!!!
A aaaah and Sakura is so lovely in green 🥺
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#sssnippetaday
"S-sakura..." he slurs, trying to catch his wife's attention. "You still love me right?"
His wife turns a most beautiful shade of pink. "Of course I do Sasuke-kun! Why would you even ask that?"
"Then can I...?"
"Can you... what?"
He looks down pointedly at the
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I think we should have a Sasuke Retsuden week 😊
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Sakura wants more than anything to say yes and be THE Uchiha Sasuke's girlfriend—she's been in love with him since they were seven after all...
But she has to wonder why he's asking now, when he's callously rejected her once before?
#SSSocialSerye
#SasuSakuSwift
#SasuSaku
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Uchiha Sasuke will be the first to admit that he's something of a traditionalist.
His battle style is not as flashy as the kids' jutsus these days and yes, he still relies on hawks to send messages. But since he became the father of a teenage daughter (time does
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"You want to place Naruto with Neji? Okay."
Funniest part about the new illustration is that the entire cast of Boruto got a cookie and I know for a FACT Sasuke doesn’t know a single one of them. Just blindly trusting Sakura and Sarada. They could’ve made people up and he would never know. 2 Rock Lee’s? Ok. Whatever u say
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#ssmonth23
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1: Genin Days
Sakura sits upright in the middle of the night. "Oh. My. God."
A revelation arrived just as she was beginning to doze off. Something had been bugging her ever since this afternoon, when she and her daughter had been reminiscing about
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Sakura isn't sure when it started.
Maybe along the meandering road of their journeys, maybe even back in Konoha before they started.
But for a while now, she's noticed this curious phenomenon of Sasuke-kun, for a lack of a better term, closing the gap.
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"No one would believe me, you know?"
Sasuke looks up from the crook of his wife's neck, the bubbles and the water around them splashing outside of the tub.
"Hm?"
"That you're the clingy one in the relationship."
Sasuke chuckles and kisses a freckled shoulder.
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There are many things that can be said of Uchiha Sasuke.
Powerful. Fearsome. Legendary.
Homebody is not something most people would say when thinking of him. And yet he is.
Sasuke lies on their bed. He's recently laundered and ironed the sheets and it's still
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While everyone was fighting whichever villain of the week, the Uchihas were at home and cuddling haha
【Seasons ILLUST 〜WINTER～】
BORUTOチームから特別描き下ろしを公開！⛄️🎁
一日遅れのMerry Christmas🎄🎉楽しいパーティーの後、どんな夢をみているのでしょうか？💤 ぴえろK
#BORUTO
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"Sasuke-kun, are you still mad?"
"...hn."
Sakura looks down. "So you ARE still mad."
Sasuke sighs, utterly frustrated. She's got cuts on her arms and her face is still red and puffy. It would be cute if he didn't know she was in pain.
Stupid girl.
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4: The Great War
"Sasuke-kun, ple—"
"No."
"You don't even know what—"
"I'm not getting up at 4 AM to get you pickle flavored ice cream."
For a few blissful minutes, silence reigns in their bedroom and Sasuke actually thinks he'll be able to go back
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🔞
#sssnippetaday
🔞
#SSRetsuden22
- (Re)Awaken Me
“These are really bad muscle knots on your back, anata.”
His wife’s voice floats into his subconscious like gossamer curtains in the morning. That and her delicious weight on his back, the warm hands wandering all over his body
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"Sasuke-kun, what stage do you think we're on now?"
Her boyfriend sits up from his comfortable slumber behind her. "...what? Aren't we together?"
"Not that," she says, laughing. Sakura rubs the sleep from Sasuke's face, helping him wake, but all he does is
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He's doing it again.
With a huff, Sakura scoots away from the man sitting beside her.
And of course, Sasuke-kun follows.
She looks away and he shoves his face inches away from hers. She'd ignore it but the intensity of his eyes and the teasing possibility of
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🔞
A knock at her office door. "Hey, Doc Uchiha, here are more papers that need— oh my gods!!"
Sakura straightens up at the sight of her secretary. "Miyu! It's not what you think—"
"It's okay doc!" Her secretary assures, though her eyes still wander anywhere
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*deep breath*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
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I'm still jealous of the Japanese fandom and all their merch 😊 but here's a little showcase of mine
#HappyBirthdaySakura
🌸🌸🌸
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Uchiha Sasuke's love is heavy. It is immense. To keep it in a single container is foolishness. He knows that now. And to impart it all at once through the limited vessel that he is would be impossible.
He knows that people wonder what goes on behind closed doors.
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#ssthreadfic
Uchiha Mikoto dashes past the glass doors of the daycare center. When they tell a parent to come early, it's never something good. And it looks like she's not the only one they called.
A tall, blonde woman is right behind her, the clicking of her heels punctuates
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his world 🥰
(this is the last, promise. maybe)
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#SasuSakuPracticePrompt
Sasuke is at his breaking point.
Ever since the talk about babies and onesies, there's been a subtle awkwardness between him and Sakura. And he doesn't know why. He thought she wanted to marry him, to have a family with him.
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Sasuke "my wife" Uchiha would do this 🥲
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Love the throwback to kishimoto's cover too 🥰
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🔞-ish
#sssnippetaday
It surprises her to learn that it is Sasuke-kun who is more comfortable with physical affection between the two of them.
Sakura came into their relationship walking on eggshells, mindful not to cross some boundary she was not aware of, taking things slow
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🍅: WTF is that??
🌸: *looks at her shirt* What? What?
🍅: THAT! *points* You didn't have that when I left!
🌸: Have you really never noticed?... We were together in the war?!
🍅: I was busy with other things...
🌸: Sasuke, they're just boobs— don't touch them!
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He is lost. They've never fought this badly before. Not when they were genin, not since he came back from his journey of redemption.
What once was companionable silence has turned into this stifling nothingness that infected all of their time together.
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Sasuke tosses. Sasuke turns. No matter what he does, he just can't fall asleep.
Sakura chuckles beside him. "Alright, come on."
He doesn't waste a second taking her up on her offer. With great relief, he places his head on her bosom.
Finally, sleep.
🍅🌸
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GLANCES
Where Sasuke is called back to Konoha for an emergency, but doesn't expect what he finds... 🍅🌸
#ssm21
#ssm21day1
@ssmonth
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Sasuke, brand new father to a four-month old baby, walks in on something wholly unexpected.
"What is she doing?"
His wife, lying on the bed, turns to him as much as she can. A hard thing to do when their daughter seems to be... eating her face.
"I think she's
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FOR MY HELP
Four long years.
Sakura and Sasuke sit across each other in the diner where they first met, unearthing memories she's worked hard to bury.
It's a hell of a long wait, just to figure out the truth of the night when he broke her heart.
#ssthreadfic
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#ssmonth23
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10: Idol
"Just tell me why you're mad."
"No."
Sakura pounds her fist on her palm. "Is it because I used the wrong kind of fabric softener? That's it, isn't it?"
"Just leave it be, Sakura."
"Aww, just 'Sakura'? she asks, draping herself on her
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"Sakura, stop!"
"Mou, but this is so comfortable." His wife snuggles closer, her legs draped on his lap. "Isn't it comfortable, Sasuke-kun?"
Of course it's comfortable. More than a decade of marriage have thought them how to best fit together. His favorite is
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🔞
Sakura wakes up in flames.
Or at least that's how it feels. She tosses and turns in her bed, beads of sweat running down her back as sleep finally yields her to reality.
She moans softly. Pleasure runs through her core and she wants nothing more than to
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TW: depression
The door to Sasuke's room is locked.
She's never encountered that before. An inkling of... fear, for whatever reason, blossoms in Sakura's chest. Why? She brushes it off and uses her key to open the door and it takes her a moment to see that
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#ssmonth23
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2: Rogue
His wife is tossing. And turning. And any minute now, she'll ask that inane question she's been waking him up at three in the morning for. So this time, he thinks he'll just answer first.
"Yes, I'll still love you if you were a worm. I'd build
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They really know which character sells the most 🌸
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She looks at the tiny white pouch in her hands.
"What is it?"
Sasuke shrugs, careless in a way that made it clear that he did care. "Just open it."
The pouch is just a delicate, shimmery fabric really, tied with a white ribbon to keep the content from escaping.
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He's been in Konoha for a week now but he hasn't seen or held them even once.
Sasuke accepts it as his penance. A week is nothing compared to the months he spent away from them. It's only right to accept it when they have no time for him.
It's the life he's
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Please, I miss her 😭 long-haired bratinella sakura, the savage orphan slayer
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Kakashi likes to think he's a fairly good sensei. He might not have his kids' birthdays memorized but he's there when they need him. Plus, he's always on hand with some bit of much needed wisdom. Like now.
It's come to his attention that his favorite student has
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She is soft.
Everything about them at this moment is permeated in the novelty of being new. Their journey together has only recently begun, as was the official start of their relationship. Unnoticed smiles and fingers grazing each other, there's always something
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MEET-DISASTER
Sasuke is the last person Sakura ever wants to see— or like! But everywhere she looks, he's there. It doesn't help that he's her senpai. Or that he's cute and kind.
She just wishes she hadn't ruined her chances before she even knew his name.
#sssocialserye
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Papa is home again.
It's not as rare as it used to be. What is new is him having the time to putter around the house with her, cooking with mama, doing chores with her.
Today, they're getting grocery.
Sarada looks back at the aisle she came from, wondering
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🔞
#sssnippetaday
🔞
🔞
#sakuraweek2022
🔞
Sakura claws at the ground as Sasuke pistons two of his fingers inside of her, knuckle deep.
Her senses are too inundated. All she knows is intense pleasure and the squelching sound from her cunt. Almost. She pushes herself against
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"Sasuke-ku—"
"Don't touch me!" her husband threatens, his voice low and cold. He has her backed against the wall before she knows it.
But she has to try.
"Please, anata. The kids are just in their room..."
Sasuke pins her wrists above her head and
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🔞-ish
When Sasuke feels a dip on his bed, the burrowing under his blankets, he knows it can only be one person.
Not his brother of course. It's beneath his dignity.
It could have been Shisui, if he hadn't given him a black eye and a broken nose that one time he
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#ssmonth23
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3: Road to Ninja
Sasuke looks at Sakura, his wife, his love, aghast. How could she say that? How could she even mention that man's name in their bed?
It's like he's seeing her in a whole new light.
"You're being dramatic Sasuke-kun," the vile deceiver
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He turns his head away from his wife, despite her tenacious pursuit.
"Sasuke-kuuuun..." he could feel her lips just inches from his cheek and he shivers. "Won't you look at me?"
She blows on his ear before taking one lobe between her teeth. Sakura calls his name
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Sasuke feels like an ass.
A bare-chested, rose-covered ass.
Sakura covers her face and he doesn’t know if that’s a bad sign.
She’s been trying to say something for a full minute now but every time she does, her lips split into a wide grin with her dimples
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Sarada isn't a fussy baby. She doesn't whine and she barely cries. She talks to them in her usual toddler pidgin, expecting them to understand— and a warmth blooms in Sasuke's chest when he realizes that he does, so effortlessly.
"What do you want for breakfast?"
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Kakashi rolls his eyes at his students. Again.
The young Uchiha is confined to a bed, shirtless, while Sakura, his volunteer nurse, dotes on him.
"Oh Sasuke-kun, that was so brave of you, taking on the whole gang by yourself!"
"Hn."
"And when you figured out
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#sssnippetaday
Sasuke knows it is bad when their six year old princess slams the front door open instead of gently doing so, as she's been taught.
She's an Uchiha. She has manners. Most times.
He knows there will have to be ice cream involved when, instead of jumping into
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ALL ALONG — a non massacre au
Sarada knows she has what it takes to win Konoha Ninja Warrior Junior. The only question is, which Uchiha will help her along the way to greatness? Sometimes, being the clan princess can be such an annoying burden, you know? 😅
🔥🔥🔥
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It's not unusual to see Naruto looking confused, face contorted in thought. It could happen anytime, anywhere. And that's how Kakashi finds him one day as he deigns to visit his successor.
"Shouldn't you be working, Hokage-sama? Not daydreaming by the window."
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#SakuSaraBday
It’s a sacred tradition.
Five-year-old Sarada lies in her comfy bed and looks at the baby bottle in her hands. It is still full of her favorite sweet chocolate milk. Except now it tastes like nothing. Worse than nothing. She swears it’s not the same
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Welp 😛 thank you for letting me try my hand at coloring it
@aavenmaria
❤️ I loved it so much
🍅🌸🍥
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Being Uchiha
#ssthreadfic
Soon, she will be Uchiha Sakura, the person she's dreamed of being since she laid eyes on Sasuke's boyish smile and his chicken butt hair.
And she's learning there's more to it than a ring and a kiss to seal the deal.
First story for
@Uchiha_Zine
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@wearewatcher
Or. The picture they show about how normal you were before you became serial killers.
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Genin Days
#ssmonth2022
"What do you want to do when you grow up, Sasuke-kun?"
He stops sharpening his kunai and looks at his teammate, lying on the grass beside him.
What a stupid question. "I already said, my goal is take revenge on—"
"Okay, but after?" She looks up and
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#ssmonth23
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8: Non-massacre
Kakashi knows. Of course he would.
That's why even if he's never going to say it, he's thankful that tonight of all nights, he's not in Konoha.
He's thankful he's not anywhere near the site of all that carnage.
Sasuke doesn't think
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the sluttiest thing a man can do is be uchiha sasuke calling uchiha sakura his home
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#ssmonth23
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7: Dear Sasuke
Dear Husband,
I cannot sleep tonight.
Something weighs heavily on me and no matter how much I toss and turn, I cannot shed its yoke.
You see, I've made a decision. One that will change the course of our lives forever.
Please know
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"Are you comfortable there?"
Sasuke twists his neck this way and that, trying to find a better position on his beloved's bosom. "It would be nice if you had a little more padding here."
Sakura snorts. "I will literally kick you off the building."
He doesn't
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"Sa-Sasuke-kun?" Sakura backs away slowly from her genin teammate. "...what is it?"
The boy stares at her, eyes dark and yet somehow scarier than his famed sharingan. He advances towards her until he has her backed up against a tree.
"There's something on your
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The Sasuke Retsuden Vol.1 copies are heeeeere 🥰 with obligatory cat picture
🍅🌸🥗
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Look at her tucking in her hair, showing off that perfect posture, and representing the Uchiha 😍😍😍
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#SasuSakuAnnive
When Sakura was thirteen (barely a teenager and a far cry from an adult) all she wanted was to grow up. It wasn’t so much the prospect of being one that excited her.
She just had this naïve belief that once she reached a certain age, she would
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"Y-you know. I really like you, Sasuke-kun."
He swallows the lump in his throat. "I— you really shouldn't, Sakura. I'm no good."
"But Sasuke-kun is so strong and brave." Sakura's small, dainty hands cling to his shirt. "You've always been so cool, you know?"
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"... this is very inefficient Sakura."
"S-shut up, S-Sasuke-kun! It's cold!"
Sasuke sighs and continues the struggle to walk with a pink cheeked Sakura snuggly nestled inside his cloak with him.
#sssnippetaday
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It's just one of those days.
Sakura slumps onto the couch, bag thrown to the side, shoes skittering through the floor. The day weighs down on her. It's not heavy and oppressing. It's just there.
And it doesn't feel like she can ever get up.
"Sakura? What's
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Sasuke wakes up to the humming of a sweet melody and nimble fingers combing his hair, and all of it wrapped in a warm embrace.
And relief. So much earth-shattering relief. He lets it sink as he himself sinks into Sakura's arms.
He doesn't remember what his
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It was an out of the blue thought in a mundane afternoon, and she laughs.
"Oi. You woke me up," complains the man whose arms are wrapped around her waist. "Annoying woman... what now?"
Sakura has to fight to turn in her surprisingly clingy boyfriend's arms. "It
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They're on a date, your honor! And they got caught in the rain 🥰🍅🌸
Got these thanks to Zenmarket, btw.
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Those kids think they're real slick.
Kakashi surreptitiously watches his genin brats, well, two of them anyway. The loud, blonde one is snoring, fast asleep.
The avenger and the princess though...
"So then Ino-pig told me that boys only like girls with long
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"Heh. Boobs."
Sasuke squeezes one tit with his large hand and then goes back to whatever he was doing before he unceremoniously groped her.
Sakura just rolls her eyes, used to it. Unfortunately, her boyfriend is just one really big dork.
And she loves it.
🍅🌸
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#ssmonth23
#sssnippetaday
5: Blank Period
It's the dead of night and Sasuke leaves again tomorrow.
Why can't he ever be still? What is it about her that just isn't enough to make him stay?
Sakura scoffs at herself. As if he ever considered her in the equation. He didn't then.
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