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@LaurenWhiteboi

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*NSFW*🔞Hi!❤️ I’m a bisexual whiteboi that likes black men and girls. So if you aren’t a minor and want to chat, hit me up!😇🐰♠️ Pros: She/Her

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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
3 years
@Tara_Mckelvey God Bless Mayfield I guess!❤️ Let’s Go Brandon!
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
6 months
@Vlover150 @iamAtheistGirl I am sure it's similar to listening to a blind man describing what sight is. 😹
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
2 years
@MsBlaireWhite As a bisexual individual, anyone demanding you accept them, is just on a power trip. Period. I don’t exist because you allow it, or accept it, and I don’t need it, and I will never demand it. People have the right to like or hate whatever they want!❤️❤️😇😇
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
2 years
@BMandWW4u “He looks like he has his shit together….Ewwwwwww….” What!?😂🤣 Hiw is that a turn off!?🤷🏼‍♀️
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
1 year
@budlight When appealing to our values didn't work, they went back to the tired old "HAHAHA Men Dumb" trope. I hope y'all burn!🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 Fuck you Bud, I wouldn't buy you to drown Leftist in.
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
2 years
@erikengheim @ElijahSchaffer I’ve noticed little girls get into real working jobs only after something else made it easy on them. Odd how that works.🤷🏼‍♀️
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
1 year
@sunsetpussy__ @KAMMI_LU Ariel *is* this drawing. Period, end of story.😇 Just like Cleopatra isn't black, Ariel isn't a black flounder fish!😂 She is a white redheaded mermaid! If you don't like that, that just makes us like it more!😂
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
2 years
@theprism89 @elonmusk I argue Twitter has been made equal. Now we are happy and you are miserable! Good! In ten years we will discuss more equal terms, but for now you can just eat it.😇
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
2 years
@left_republic @IndiaGender @MirunaRavii Clearly you are lying to protect your privilege.😂🖕 Most of us are men who have suffered under feminism long enough that we know more about it than girls do.😂🤣😂🤣
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
2 years
@jor6s @MsBlaireWhite Demanding acceptance like it’s a right, and actually expecting that to achieve anything but hatred and resentment is a childish endeavor at best. And also extremely dangerous..for the people you pretend to advocate for…
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
2 years
@THEMOCOLLINS @elonmusk Welcome to how this platform used to treat Republicans.😇😂
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
7 months
@Ammar_H_Hamdan @angeloinchina Outstanding news! ❤️
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
1 month
@KeymasterSkull1 For the record, when people say they like Asians, absolutely none of us mean Communist Asian. Yes, that also includes Western born "Asians".
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
1 year
@astasiangel That zipper looks very uncomfortable.💀 Cute outfit though!❤
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
3 months
@TheBlackChvrch Cute. Her masculinity died with a gasping whimper as she lifted her trembling legs. ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
2 years
@Apellosine @MsBlaireWhite Nobody has a God given right “not to die”. We all have to die. It’s the entire point of being alive… Stop using dead kids as a bully pulpit to remove rights from law abiding citizens. Namely because it will not work and just makes you look gross.
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
2 years
@BMandWW4u That can’t be all of them.💀 I’ve dated a few when I was younger. Now these were small town Texas black girls if that makes any difference.🤷🏼‍♀️ This is “I like bad boys” on steroids.😂🤣
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
2 years
@jor6s @MsBlaireWhite Accept yourself. That’s all you need. And maybe accept love if you are ever lucky enough to cross paths with it.🤷🏼‍♀️
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
2 years
@keptha_advocate @MrAndyNgo She voted to throw the black guys under the bus while voting to save her own skin. She is a leftist girl, what did you expect? Loyalty!?😂🤣
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
2 years
@MsBlaireWhite Don’t allow anyone to demand you accept anything you do not want to. You have every right to refuse said demand and I encourage you to IGNORE anyone who demands and the little hate mob they will bring to intimidate you. Don’t give them the time of day!
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
2 months
@kingofsissies 100% Me! 😇💪🐇♠️ My hair is like a shade or two lighter in natural color. 😇
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
2 years
@jor6s @MsBlaireWhite Oh! I thought you were suddenly going super deep with it.😂🤣💀 My sexuality doesn’t define me anyway. Never has.🤷🏼‍♀️ I just meant if people don’t want to like me, that is just as fine with me if they decide they want to like me. I’m not so fragile that I demand acceptance.😇
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
2 years
@jamie_braglin @MsBlaireWhite @MattWalshBlog @libsoftiktok We aren’t going to go after her we *like* her. She isn’t a crazy angry evil Leftist. As a bisexual Republican, I 100% stand with Blaire. So stop your victimhood lying bullshit on my behalf.🖕
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
1 year
@PassportBros Sounds like they just mad about passport bros.🤷‍♀️ Angry that it deliberately excludes them. They aren't used to hearing no.😹
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
2 years
GURA FOR THE ABSOLUTE WIN! 100% Nailed it! Great job!👍❤️
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
6 months
@leo_arellano92 @LookAtMyMeat1 "I think Fallout 76 players enjoyed it more than regular Fallout fans." Fixed it for you baby boy. 😹😇✌
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
2 years
@FuntTaylor I like how black dudes that date whites *don’t care*.🤭😂🤣
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
1 year
@PeachyCaptions BNWO kink or not, this shit post is disgusting.
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
1 year
@milkywaymurderr I have fun bouncing on my toy just like her in time with the music. 😇❤️🐇♠️
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
2 years
@Michael33774684 @MsBlaireWhite I got this battle! Stop separating kids by color. Stop sedating males because they don’t act like girls. Spend money on mental health. Get Democrats out of our schools. Problem solved.😇 Practically overnight.
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
1 year
@fourtysem @OfficialFBMA In a day and age where literally everything is attempting to emotionally manipulate men into doing things counter to their well being, anyone suggesting men should be emotional, only wish to emotionally manipulate and take advantage of any man weak enough to comply.
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
5 months
@RationalMale "Why does my husband watch porn?!" "Also I'm proud of being 300lbs. No I only weighed 110 when we dated." Just because he put a ring on it doesn't give you an excuse to no longer maintain it. Nobody wants "Mom" bod.
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
2 years
@PaperbackLucy @MsBlaireWhite People die every day, I’m not surrendering my freedom because people die.🤷🏼‍♀️ That includes kids.🤷🏼‍♀️
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
6 months
@naravv__ @IsabellaMDeLuca Only something pathetic and weak considers being kind as "catering" and "demeaning". Do yourself a favor, don't get mad at your man cause he sleeps with a girl strong enough to do those things for him. Get mad at yourself for refusing to. 😹
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
2 years
@UmighthaveBPD @MattWalshBlog Your tweet sounds like it was made on “I hate that I can’t physically assault 2A people in public without getting shot” sound board.
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
11 months
@jasonvholmes @KeymasterSkull1 Western females are below functional retardation. They've been pampered too long.
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
1 year
@deliverydaddo Oh cute her hair is almost the same color as mine!😇❤️
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
2 years
@JeromeUnicorn @BMandWW4u Well once you sleep with a black dude, you’ll see exactly how much white girls actually suck at sex. Like holy fuck it is pathetic how awful white girls are at sex.🤭😂🤣 And when we can pretend to be girls, better than they actually are girls, it shows you how awful they are.
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
1 year
@catiesmeow I wouldn't mind one. Know a good artist to draw her?
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
2 years
@scttydsntknw85 @MsBlaireWhite Y’all forget the “shall not impede” part.🤷🏼‍♀️ Tell you what, get the Government to destroy its guns and maybe I’ll comply. But I won’t.😇
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
4 months
@KinggMalcom Would be perfect without the female narration. 🥺💔😅
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
2 years
@BMandWW4u Yea I’m about as white bread as we come.😂🤣 Baseball, yep. Golf, yep. Racing, yep. That’s fucked up. Careful with some ytgirls though, they like to make you fight other dudes.💀 I ain’t accidentally killing a man cause baby has an inferiority complex.💀
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
1 year
@Snapchat @Starbucks Can you give us the old avatars back? The new ones are ugly as fuck.
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
2 years
@DbWrasslin @ChristianWalk1r We don’t hate him you fucking race/gay baiter.🖕 We hate Lefty gays who pretend they are victims when plenty of Republican gays and bisexuals exists to prove them wrong.🖕🖕 Stop using my sexuality as a political weapon you sick fuck!🖕
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
2 years
I encourage everyone I can to go to that Fairfax Bar and Grill in the news, rack up a huge tab, tell them men can’t be women, and then leave without paying the tab. Let’s play with these Leftist “stealing from Corps is fun” by their own rules!😂🤣🖕
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
2 years
@BillboardChris @Kserasera3 @imjdsharp As a trans person, I have always had the same rights as everyone else. The problem is, some of “us” think we have the right to mind rape unwilling participants in our delusions. And most of those unwilling participants are children.
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
2 years
@unboundeddan @MrAndyNgo We don’t know for a fact any of this violent trans child murdering apologist had plans to murder more Christians. So your point is mute. Sit down, shut up.😇
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
2 years
@bblfish @MattWalshBlog We should make them all wear what the Trans Nashville shooter wore just to drive the point home a bit further!😂🤣
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
2 years
@adelebw @stillgray @ScottAdamsSays No our children are just separated from the not whites and called oppressors and shit. Saying “it’s okay to be white” is simply a response to that.🤷🏼‍♀️ And if it pisses off the perpetually race baiting and easily offended and offended on behalf of, that’s just bonus points.🤷🏼‍♀️
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
2 years
@mchewlettnyc @MsBlaireWhite Yea suicide is illegal too.🤷🏼‍♀️ Our culture doesn’t condone or encourage self harm. If you don’t like that, you are welcome to find somewhere else to live! 😇
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
2 years
@forfawn I envision a very sarcastic and cutting “Yay” coupled with that “die in a fire” glare.🤔🔥
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
4 months
#USEconomy Leftist want to say the US economy is Lebron James in his prime. Considering no American can add to their retirement plan with this economy, I think it's much more similar to Kobe Bryant in a Helicopter.
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
4 months
@kingofsissies Why not make the balls stay inside and pretty much be nothing but the little pink tip left barely poking out? 🤔😈
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
1 year
@Inertia_Black Oh I love her cute little gremlin noise right there at the end. ❤❤❤
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
2 months
@kingofsissies Cute! She doesn't get erect to get a girl pregnant anymore, she gets erect to display she is being successfully mated. 🤔❤️
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
5 months
@Adithya93605248 @Hamilto65811371 @ywomendeservles Who tf are you to say he can't say that? 🤔
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
1 year
@Boba_Bitchh Why on Earth are you playing "Sims4"?! 3 is so much better.😂 This is kinda sad.😂😂😂😂
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
2 years
@SIothPirate @StephLova100 @BoneKnightmare No female on this planet is worth me risking my @life to save or protect. It has nothing to do with not knowing what’s expected of me: It’s knowing exactly what’s expected of me and saying: Nah fuck that mess.
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
2 years
@JoeMDuncan @MsBlaireWhite I’d have some sympathy for those people if they didn’t try to use their “dead kids”(not actually dead they were at the super bowl the next year) to rob me of my God given right to self defense.🤷🏼‍♀️🖕
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
1 year
@sysbmtruth Yea that was oddly specific.🤔🐇🐰
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
2 years
@BMandWW4u Forgot Tennis, yep.
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
2 years
@TGMD81 @MsBlaireWhite @KingOfWrong You literally platformed “tolerance” like you idiots are the only ones to have ever heard of the word. But are always so quick to drop it if something smells slightly right of Joseph Stalin.😂🖕
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
2 years
@hokahamura @HumansNoContext 💀 I was too busy watching the water be weird to even notice the girls till the oh so happy married life filled the entire frame. Why does anyone willingly do that to themselves.💀
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
2 years
@gayd00m I recently came out as bi to female friend of mine. She acts like it’s as common as sand on the beach, along with my interest.🤭 I do find it cute that gays and straights keep trying to make us bis get “off the fence”. Now why would I want to limit myself to what I can enjoy?🤔
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
4 months
@TheBlackChvrch Damn alright that's cute. 🥺❤️🫦
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
2 years
@TrevorAugust @MsBlaireWhite I think she is hot. I’m very right wing politically.🤷🏼‍♀️
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
3 months
@TheBlackChvrch Happens to us whitebois sometimes too. 😅😳
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
2 years
@PalimenoForGAD1 @lavern_spicer @elonmusk Joey Pimento and Cheese thinks his progressive buzz cut, tweeker looking ass is going to Congress.😂🤣 I’d say leave you out with the trash too Joey, but you look like the kind who digs through it to eat.🤭
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
1 year
@LagueLemarr Damn getting it good! 🔥😇🐇
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
1 year
@Love2Sissy Can't help black guys are better at sex than girls, and can't help whitebois make better girls than girls. It's strange how females always feel the need to insult here, I guess they are cranky about having sexual competition they are losing to. 😹😇
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
2 years
@bradleydowns @MsBlaireWhite My life doesn’t stop because you have kids.🤷🏼‍♀️ My life doesn’t stop because you fear for your kids.🤷🏼‍♀️ Stop using your kids to force your fears into others.🖕
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
2 years
@boa_dicea @twiztidmagic @MsBlaireWhite Child beauty pageants are sick. Just the mom’s forcing their child to allow the mom to live vicariously through them.🤮🤮🤮
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
1 year
@OfficialFBMA @KeymasterSkull1 Any man, regardless of background or color or creed should practice this. If for no other reason that it protects us from the emotionally manipulative harpies who pretend the only issues important enough to address are the ones that only affect them personally.
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
2 years
@Stevey09394106 @MsBlaireWhite Just because children die doesn’t mean I shouldn’t have rights. A few weeks ago y’all were upset y’all couldn’t kill them anymore. Why do y’all suddenly care?🤔🤷🏼‍♀️
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
10 months
@TheBlackChvrch Yea the game we play would beat anything the NFL has to offer. 😹😇🍑🐇♠️
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@LaurenWhiteboi
Lauren
3 months
@kingofsissies Damn......That's a good one. ❤❤❤😳
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